2. Triple jump
Outside the Nantian Gate, by the reincarnation pool.
A group of colleagues surrounded the Rat Xingjun who was about to descend to earth, and said goodbye. No matter whether it's sincere or fake, you just received something from others, how can you not be too kind!
Otherwise, how will your colleagues see you after seeing you, and how will they play happily together.
At this time, he was the only one who was clamoring to go to the lower realm with Noble Treasure. Everyone is also a decent person, they won't bring it up so blindly, don't guess the thoughts of beauties!
Noble is also clever, taking advantage of the fact that the luxury fragrance did not chase after him, his hands were tightly tied to the small burden on his back, and he hugged his fists to say goodbye. "Everyone, please stay, we will meet again!"
After speaking, he didn't wait for his colleagues to respond, jumped lightly, and fell into the cloud with one foot. The surface of the reincarnation pool burst into a splash, and the ripples flashed, and then the figure disappeared, and the vitality of the nether realm was also isolated.
Before Zhu Wujie's waving right hand could be put down, the person was gone, sighed slightly, and patted a large piece of his abs. "Hey, it's a pity to Brother Noble, this time, the misfortune is unpredictable, if you don't have a good baby, how much you have to suffer, I think my brother ...... back then"
Everyone couldn't bear to listen to him tell this old-fashioned story anymore, so they all found a reason to scatter on their own.
"Hey, wait for me. If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you, do you know? Wujie dragged his heavy steps to keep up with the few people at the end, and his mouth kept chattering.
Gou Fugui answered with a disdainful face, "I said Lao Zhu, who are you going to be a senior with here!" Who here has not done more than you? It's your turn to talk about this old calendar. ”
"Hey, that's what I said no. Don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously. Zhu Wujie smiled, turned his big eyes, looked at the black and gold waist seal of the tall and thin young man in front of him, envy and jealousy, and tried to collect his belly to look thinner.
When will I be able to receive the belt from Sister Xian'e, Gou Fugui pretended to be a dog outside, which attracted the secret consent of Sister Xian'e, and they sent waist ornaments to express their hearts. This product does not refuse, a day to change, but has not overturned, it is incredible!
It's really a drought of drought, a waterlogging of waterlogging, how can he not be jealous.
"Speaking of rich brothers, what farewell gift did you receive?" Zhu Wujie covered his big belly with his sleeve and asked the person in front of him with a curious expression.
As soon as Gou Fugui heard this name, his heart was on fire, and his brain hurt.
At the beginning, the godfather said that the cheap name was easy to support, so he gave such a nouveau riche name.
When he grows into a young man, he knows that beauty and ugliness are good or bad, he is ridiculed by others when he goes out, and his self-esteem is frustrated, this name is already known to everyone, and it is useless to change it.
I just used it.
Don't say it, it's quite top-notch.
Most of the people outside are clever, and they all call him his position when they ask him to do things. No one mentioned this name for a long time, and it was still a little heart-wrenching when it was called out.
The black-clothed young man's face sank like water, squinting his eyes at Zhu Wujie, who had an honest face behind him, and bared his teeth, and his sharp canine teeth shone brightly.
Seeing that the other party put away his smirk, his chubby body shuddered suddenly, and then he hooked the corners of his lips and retracted his gaze with satisfaction, and found a fork in the road and left by himself.
"Ha, you can do it enough, you can't beat others, and you can always poke the thunder point." Amber was carried on the stone steps of white marble, and the index finger of his right hand traced the royal pattern on his forehead, watching the excitement from the side.
The monkey brother was also happy, patting his legs and liking wildly, +1.
"Isn't that a coincidence?" Zhu Wujie smiled honestly and honestly, and it was difficult to hide the light in his eyes in an instant.
"Do you know then, what did Brother Rat give him? Everyone else showed it directly, but he was awkward, refused to say anything, and wanted to bite people when he was in a hurry. Zhu Wujie said and covered his chest, feeling palpitations.
"I know, I know, I just stole it." Brother Monkey waved his right hand, actively cooperating with the gossip atmosphere, looking at the two thirsty faces, with a smug face.
"Speak quickly, speak quickly." The other two anxiously urged in unison.
got enough attention, and the monkey brother no longer hung people's appetites, and cleared his throat with his head held high, and his mouth was word-by-word.
"Just, yes, a dagger carved from ivory."
The two of them let out a long "oh", looked at each other, and suddenly realized.
Noble is also really, promote narrowness!
The little brother monkey was a little confused, scratching his head, feeling that these two were strange. Thinking that Gou Fugui is too, what kind of mystery is there, and he said "tsk" in his mouth.
"It's not for me to say, it's nothing special, it's just an evil spirit weapon, and you can't even use it in a fight!" complained about the dog's eyes, and then said beautifully, "You see, the mace that the mouse gave me is heavy enough and has strong attack power, and it sweeps a piece in a fight, perfect!" ”
"Noble is a good brother!" The little brother monkey pinched his waist with both hands and praised.
"I'll go through the cave house when I go back, and when he comes back, I'll give him a big meeting gift!" As he spoke, he was going to slip away.
"Wait, when it comes to gifts, your monkey wine is good, it's better to choose a day than to hit the day, how about opening a jar for us to taste today?" Zhu Wujie thought of the taste of fine wine, and he was greedy, and he wanted to pit him into drinking wine.
"Exactly!" Amber looked at her baby face in agreement.
"What kind of wine do children drink?"
"You're just a child, I'm tens of thousands of years old!"
……
It was lively here, and at this moment, a wisp of green smoke quickly drifted from the direction of the main hall.
"What about the rats?" Extravagant Xiang suddenly showed a round figure, her cheeks were red in a hurry, and she asked the three of them.
"Sister Xiangxiang, Brother Rat is gone, and he will go down with a 'plop'!" Amber tilted her head slightly, and said cutely to the woman in front of her, and performed a falling motion in her hand.
Seeing this, Little Brother Monkey and Zhu Wujie both stroked their shoulders with a cold face.
"Ah, this stinky ball, I told him to wait for me, why didn't you listen!"
The luxurious fragrance flicked her tail, and the nearby clouds scattered her, leaving a white marble ground.
"Wait, how long has he been gone, I should be able to keep up with him when he goes down!" The woman lifted her slightly scattered hairline, made up her mind, and raised her tail to walk.
"Yo, my aunt, can you save some snacks, don't get involved in this matter?" Zhu Wujie hurriedly stretched out his arms and blocked the way with his fat body.
"Yes, Sister Xiangxiang, that guy has long since disappeared, I think he is just bent on drilling into the ground, you don't care about him." Amber also nervously tugged at the long cyan silk sleeves, and looked at the woman with concerned eyes, not giving up a half-step.
"Oh, you know what? I'm bored in the sky, how fun the world is, I don't know what to stop me. With a flick of his sleeves, he "moved the lotus step lightly" and shook a few obstacles.
In order to prevent anyone from stopping him, he jumped into the pool and disappeared!
The three of them hurriedly ran to the edge of the pool, so busy that they didn't even grab the corner of their clothes. Only the "bang" splash remained, rippling layers of ripples, distorting the confused faces of the three people reflected in the water.
"How's that okay?" Zhu Wujie frowned and spread his hands, stroking the back of his neck, so angry that his blood pressure increased.
"And you, who usually move as fast as a shadow, why are you half a beat slower now?" Zhu Wujie angrily angered Hou Junji on his right.
The little monkey brother hooked his fingers awkwardly, a little aggrieved, and argued, "Extravagant fragrance, ordinary people can't stop it!" ”
"Besides, if you can stop it for a while, you can't stop it for a lifetime, and you can still follow her every day!"
As soon as these words came out, Zhu Wujie also relieved himself, thought about it, and said it. This woman is a intestine that leads to the end, and she must do what she recognizes, sooner or later. That being said, it should still be stopped.
"Whoever says no, I can follow Sister Xiangxiang every day." Amber's ears were slightly red, and she looked serious and shy.
"Huh." Hou Junji grimaced at him emotionlessly, and had nothing to say.
The three of them thought for a while, it was not a way to stay here, and it was easy to attract unnecessary attention. It's better to go back and discuss with other people, help Luxiang cover up, and if you can't say anything, you will get over.
This matter can be big or small, the depreciation of the rat fairy is one thing, and if Lu Xiang goes down to the earth without permission and hits the muzzle, it is another matter.
It's also a friendship for many years, and if you can help the handle, you can help the handle.
Just as he was leaving, he suddenly heard a man and a dog in the distance quickly approaching, just blocking the way.
The black dog took the lead in jumping over a few people, sniffing the stone steps by the pool, and turned around and barked twice at the handsome but always straight-faced man.
Only then did the three of them realize that they kowtowed to the man and saluted.
Erlang God nodded and asked, "Where is the luxury?" ”
"Zhenjun Rongyu, I'll wait by this pool to see off the rat god, I didn't see it when I was late, so I left in a huff, and my son didn't know where to go?" Although Zhu Wujie's head was sweating nervously, he cautiously bowed his head and replied.
It would be nice if the old cow was here, and his shoulders could be relied on. The two goods around me, one is too timid, the other is stupid and bold, and they are not fuel-efficient lamps!
Kicking Amber's eager calf, his wide body covered Hou Junji, who was hiding behind him.
Amber heard this, and stopped moving. Stand up straight and firmly confirm, "That's right, that's it!" ”
Hou Junji also cautiously poked his head out, nodded yes, didn't dare to stay for a while and then burrowed back to Zhu Wujie's broad back.
Open your eyes and tell nonsense!
These words appeared in the heart of the roaring dog, and he glanced at the three guys who had eaten the bear's heart and leopard's gall pitifully, and squatted down obediently without saying much.
Although he usually has a good relationship with this group of people because of his son, no one can stop him from dying! Besides, this is not the time to intercede.
Yang Jian's brows tightened when he heard this, and he looked at the person in front of him, his lips were pursed, and he looked very dissatisfied at first glance.
There was a moment of solidification in the air.
In an instant, a vertical pupil opened between his eyebrows, and the golden light shone brightly.
The three of them were unprepared for this sudden attack, and they all hurriedly raised their arms to cover the door.
Unfortunately, it was useless, and a cloud of smoke enveloped several people.
When the clouds cleared, only a pig, a monkey, and a baby tiger remained on the white marble ground.
"How dare you fool this gentleman, your courage is very big!" Yang Jian lives in Guanjiangkou, and he has not been to heaven for a long time.
In the past, Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, who was famous and shocking, can still be underestimated here today.
Half-lifted the hem of his clothes and squatted down, with a sarcastic smile on the corner of his mouth. "Little thing, not big, not small temper!"
As he spoke, his thumb and forefinger curled, and he aimed at the fluffy tiger's head and flicked a brain melon.
The little brain tiger fell to the ground with a "whoop", his round eyes first glared angrily, and then a sense of dizziness came up, and he couldn't distinguish the direction, and grabbed it with all four feet to the sky.
The monkey curled up and squatted on the pig's back, and was so startled that it retreated synchronously, its eyes were nervously following the movements of Yang Jian's hands, if it weren't for the white tiger cubs on the ground, they would have a tendency to turn around and shout at any time.
Erlang God Shi Shiran stood up.
He didn't wear armor today, but he was wearing a silver-gray silk coat with intricate patterns, covered with tulle of the same color, and a cyan jade buckle tied around his waist, which looked not as serious as in the court on weekdays.
"Today is just a slight punishment, and if you dare to shield your colleagues, you will go to the prison to be the companion of the death row prisoner!"
With a snap of his fingers, the Howling Sky Dog put away his thoughts of watching the excitement on the sidelines, and instantly turned into a human body.
"What does the sovereign command?"
"You go and track down the snake fairy and get the people back as soon as possible! Go ahead! ”
At this moment, a white-bearded old man came with a whisk in his hand and rode the clouds. Waving his hand, he said urgently, "Zhenjun is slow, listen to the old man's words." ”
"Well, you say." Yang Jian raised his chin at Lao Dao and waited for the following.
Lao Dao was stunned by these words, and he didn't know how to react for a while.
It's so easy to talk about, it's a deception!
Glancing at the pig and monkey in the corner who are trying to reduce their sense of existence, Lao Dao coughed and organized language.
"Uh...... This change of decay has just been calculated, it is an auspicious elephant, and the true monarch might as well let it go, and it is also their respective chances. ”
"Extravagant fragrance is obviously too playful, and she openly contradicts Benjun and does it in the palace." Yang Jian's face was upright and he didn't give in. "If such a move is not severely punished, how can we maintain the dignity of this monarch and safeguard the laws of the heavenly court?"
It's not easy to pick up here, and Lao Dao didn't know where to start for a while.
But he saw Erlang God waving his right hand lightly at Xiaotian, who was on standby at any time.
There was another "plop" sound in the reincarnation pool, and the water splashed.
Yang Jian turned his head and smiled calmly, looking like a beautiful son, without a trace of wrongness.
The little old man jumped to his feet and sighed, "How is this good", and his face was replaced with a sad face, which gave people a more vicissitudes of life.
Sighing helplessly at the person in front of him, he turned around and drove away.
Yang Jian glanced at the three small animals warningly, and Shi Shiran dodged.
The tiger cub shook his head at this moment, stood up crookedly, and pounced in the direction where Erlang God disappeared.
"Bang dang" is another heel and pounces.
"I have the ability to wait for Lao Tzu to recover his ten success and then come to fight, what kind of ability is it to bully people at this time! Did you hear that? Three-Eyed Monster. ”