Chapter 086: Glorious Deeds
"Ahem, outside the door, come in!" Fang Bi's ears and eyes were different from ordinary people, he had long known that the old mother had entered the courtyard and was crowding outside the door of the main house to eavesdrop.
After waiting for a while, a shadow took the lead in entering the house, and then poked into a flowery head, and the old mother shook her red handkerchief without changing her face, and said with a smile: "Hehe... The county lieutenant is auspicious, the old woman comes in and has a look, and finds something to help do, haha! It seems that I don't have anything to do, so I'll-"
"Yes!" Fang Bi stopped the old mother, ready to hand over this problem to her, "The county order wants Xiaofang to tell everyone about it and admit her mistakes, can you do this?"
"No, no, no, where does the old woman understand this!" The old mother didn't think about it at all, she shook her head so much that she could shake her eyes out, and waved her hand as she spoke, and her face smiled without a trace of ripples.
Fang Bi didn't say anything, reached out and went to his waist again, and suddenly remembered that a bag of money was all given to Xiaofang's family, but in order to complete the task, Fang Bi was cheeky, embarrassedly stretched out his hand on the table, took out a handful of silver coins from the money bag, and stuffed it into the old mother's hand.
"Lord County Lieutenant, how embarrassing is this, please rest assured, this matter is on the old woman!" The white silver light flashed in her eyes, and the old mother gave up thinking directly, and her head could shake her eyes out, rubbing her hands as she spoke, and her face smiled like a blooming pomegranate flower.
Chen Che laughed, but Long Xiaoyu couldn't laugh, this woman who likes to fight unevenly has never seen anything that can be bullied, and before Fang Bi finished speaking, she shouted: "This bullshit county order is obviously a dumb official!"
"Yu Daxian'er, what do you know, the county order attaches importance to business and political performance, why is it a dumb official?"
Xiaoyu didn't comply, took out the signature action of pouting, and said sarcastically: "Old Fang, I didn't expect you to be a black-hearted official, for what kind of business and political achievements, you can trample on other people's lives and dignity?"
"Actually..."Fang Bi wanted to argue again, but was interrupted by Chen Che.
"Don't make any noise, don't be noisy, Xiaoyu is right this time! "Now, Chen Che has long been immune to the dispute between the dragon side, as long as he says that Long Xiaoyu is right, he can get rid of the endless quarrel.
"Hmph! That's it, then take care of your business, Fang Daheiguan!"
"Obey, Yu Daxian'er listen carefully, the next thing is like this......" Anyway, the matter is a little long ago, Fang Bi didn't feel embarrassed, and slowly told this "glorious deed".
The old mother is really powerful, with a sharp mouth close to the level of Mr. Zhefang, Fang Bi said that he was unstable on his feet, and soon had the hallucination of "falling out of the sky", dizzy and flustered, as if he had dried two catties of spirits in a row.
After a while, the old mother helped Xiaofang find many kinds of mistakes, and explained all the attitudes, tones, and content of mistakes.
Fang Bi "enjoyed" the sound of the old mother's "cracked silk" for a while, couldn't bear it anymore, forced the feeling of nausea, and said: "That... Auntie, in the past two days, you have to worry more about snacks, teach Xiaofang to talk more and talk more, the more the better, after the matter is completed, I will still be rewarded! You talk slowly, I will go back first!"
"Talk more, talk more, come on! You can look at it when you're old! You walk slowly, walk slowly!"
People make the best use of their talents, make the best use of things, and after Fang Bi solved a * annoyance, he found that this old mother was much kinder than in the impression.
Fang Bi continued to trot to the backyard of the county government and let the doorman pass it through.
Cao Xianling, who was looking for peace in the chaos, refused to see everyone, and sat leisurely in a rocking chair, preparing for an afternoon nap. However, there was only Fang Bi as an exception, and the county order specially instructed the doorman, and as soon as the county lieutenant Fang had news, he immediately asked him to come to the backyard.
"How? Did the little girl teach?"
"Hehe, back to my lord, the matter has been settled, the little girl has been following the storyteller all the year round, and the words of admitting mistakes are smoother than I imagined!"
"Okay! Very good! This matter has finally come to an end!" Cao Xianling was in a good mood, sat up, and stretched out his hand to signal Fang Bi to sit down on the opposite side of the chess table.
A chess table made of tree stumps, Fang Bi could see at a glance that this was made of the usual waste of the roots of the sand willow tree, but it was cleverly painted with a layer of brown paint, which looked a little elegant and simple, because I had seen the root table of Xiaofang's family before, and then looked at the table of Cao County, I only felt that it was elegant and dull, simple and godless, and it was not better than Xiaofang's family at all.
Seeing Fang Bi in a daze at the chess table, Cao Xianling was in a better mood, this was the baby chess table he couldn't put down, Fang Bi saw this chess table, attracted by its demeanor, and his eyes were confused, which made him feel even more relieved.
"Haha, Xiao Fang, you also have research on this art chess table? Come, tell me, how about this chess table made of tree roots?"
"This sand willow-" Fang Bi took it as soon as he said it, and he was too anxious to answer for fear that it would be inappropriate, this table made of sand willow waste was cheap, and he knew it best. However, before speaking, you have to think twice, this is the truth that Fang Bi has just learned from the lesson, especially the evaluation of artworks, you must go around the table and study it first, so that the effect is better, so as soon as the words came out, Fang Bi came to an emergency brake.
"You kid, you have a good look, this is what President Niu specially found from the mountains, this wood root is strange, the charm is natural, it took five hundred years to produce such a plant, it is too elegant, you just study it for a month, and you can't figure it out!"
Fang Bi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his heart churned, an adult deserves to be an adult, this broken tree root made him say that he was fine, as if he was transformed by Sun Wukong under the Five Finger Mountain?
"Don't bother with that, come, accompany the county to play a game?"
Cao Xian settled his mind, his worries were all gone, and he happily pushed the simple and elegant brown wooden chess bowl, ready for a black-and-white battle.
"Hurry up, this county will let you take the lead!"
Fang Bi is also in a good mood, the boss looks up to it so much, so he naturally wants to accompany the leader to have a good war to destroy the country. In order to show his closeness to the leader, Fang Bi was not polite, picked up a sunspot, and placed it in the lower left star position.
"This?" Cao Xian Ling was a little puzzled, and looked at Fang Bi suspiciously.
"What's wrong with you, don't you always play chess with astrological positions first?"
"What? is there still such a thing about playing backgammon?" the county magistrate didn't understand and asked.
Fang Bi almost fainted, this is obviously Go, but it was played as a backgammon by the county magistrate, talented, really talented.
"Backgammon! Isn't this Go?"
"You said Go, it's boring, it's completely a child's game, let's play, we have to play backgammon, this is elegant enough, Xiaofang, you won't still play that kind of child's game, right?"
After listening to the strange theory of the county commander, Fang Bi was also drunk, but he was a leader, according to his experience as an official, how could a leader be wrong? So, Fang Bi reversed the three views, and opened his mouth to echo: "No, no, I don't play that thing, I won't play it after I am ten years old, it's still good to play backgammon, there is elegance in the small game, wisdom in simplicity, there is a bit must be blocked, chess must be fought, the battle is fierce, the victory and defeat are obvious, and the old man is energetic!"
"Yes, Xiao Fang knows my heart very well, good chess friend, wonderful!" Cao Xianling laughed, feeling a little late to see each other.
"Wow! It's just that this backgammon... The subordinates really don't know how to play..."Fang Bi really hadn't played this, and he admitted with a nervous mind.
Cao Xianling heard the words, and said for a long time, it turned out that he couldn't play, thinking of this, his mood fell, and he said unhappily: "It's boring and boring, you can't play such a fun backgammon, so what will you do?
"No, no, my lord said where to go, my subordinates don't play Go, um... Chess, sir, shall we play chess?"
"Okay! This is okay, come on, change chess!"
The scholar who was guarding not far away was quick-eyed, hurriedly brought the chess, spread out the chess cloth, arranged the soldiers and horses of the two sides, and continued to retreat to the side as the "Terracotta Army".
Cao Xianling is both a boss and an elder, so he naturally has to show a lot of generosity, so before and after the red, the first hand was still given to Fang Bi.
"My lord is generous, Fang Bi is welcome, let's see a real move in chess!" Fang Bi rolled up his sleeves, ready to show his hands to Cao Xian Ling to take a look.
Hearing Fang Bi's words, Cao Xian Ling immediately came to his senses, he liked such straightforward subordinates, and immediately sat upright, ready to kill, so that this kid could lose his mind.
"Okay! The future is terrifying, then let's all show real skills and see a real chapter in chess!"
Fang Bi cleaned up very neatly, staring at the chessboard, thinking about the chess path, and it could be seen that he was very serious. Cao Xian Ling didn't dare to slack off, and couldn't help but touch the fast horse cannon for a while, and a little bit of strong soldiers for a while.
Fang Bi, who was the first hand, stretched out two fingers and pushed the chess pieces domineeringly, and the red side fell first and took the first step!
"You're... Oh, will you?" Cao Xian Ling jumped up, angry and wanted to scold his mother.
Generally speaking, chess watchers are prone to go berserk, this Cao County Order, as a opponent, why did he jump like thunder when he saw Fang Bi's first step? This matter, I really don't blame Cao County Order, playing chess was originally chosen by Fang Bi, and the chess skills should not be too bad.
But who would have thought: Cao Xian Ling had just been aroused by the excitement, and was waiting for the battle, when he was gearing up, Fang Bi was full of confidence and extremely serious to make the first move, and gorgeously pushed the red "handsome" forward.
What is this for? Is there such a thing? Is there still a "handsome" player in the world who plays chess first?
"You... You kid, do you have a pastime in this county? How can anyone go 'handsome' first?" Cao County Ling's hard work is rolling, how did this fool get mixed up with the position of county lieutenant, this is the second time Cao County Ling has doubted Fang Bi.
"It's not... Isn't it to ask the leader to go first? Usually let the leader go first, and when I see such a big leader as the boss, I let it go first. Fang Bi's face was embarrassed, and he asked weakly.
That's right, the leader has always been allowed to go first, if the boss doesn't raise his step, who would dare to move? Fang Bi was confused when he was an official, thinking that in this way, he could let Cao Xianling know his respect. Alas, who knew that it was self-defeating again, which made the boss angry, and he didn't dare to answer anymore when he was scared, and he was looking forward to Cao County's order to play chess.
"Hmm..."Cao Xianling was dumbfounded, it didn't seem wrong to say this?" "You kid, do it on purpose, okay, let's go on." ”