It's been most of the day now, and to be honest, I'm a little panicked, if I am seen, I can really only go on a day trip to patrol, and if I alarm the mayor of the town next door, this plan will be completely ruined.

The stupid son of the mayor of this town is buried in Aoi Garden, which is also a good piece of land, but unfortunately, one square meter in it is staggeringly expensive.

The Kwai Garden is very large, densely packed with graves and tombstones, I look for the west and north, and Uncle Sun is looking for the east and south, the two of us are looking for a long time, and it is almost afternoon, Uncle Sun finally found the grave of the stupid son.

On the tombstone, there is a photo of the stupid son, to be honest, not handsome at all, his facial features are particularly distorted, round and fat, his face is full of beanie pockmarks, and he has a smirk.

He is not handsome, his personality is not good, and he is still stupid, so it's no wonder that no good family is willing to marry him.

Chu Zifeng is so beautiful, to be honest, it's really a pity to be a daughter-in-law for this person.

"Thirteen, what are we going to do now?"

I looked around, this town is also a big city, the big city is a little bad, there is also a little bad, that is, everywhere is equipped with surveillance, which makes us very inconvenient.

"Uncle Sun, you don't need to dig too big a hole, as long as you can put it in this urn."

"That's fine, but this monitoring ......"

It's true that there is so much monitoring here that it's hard to deal with.

When we came in just now, we saw that the surveillance was on the side of the security room, so I thought about it and said to Uncle Sun: "I'll go to the security room to drag those security guards, Uncle Sun, you move quickly." ”

"Okay, then be careful." Uncle Sun told me a little uneasy.

I answered and walked briskly to the security room.

There was only one security guard in the security room, and when I passed, he was drinking tea and reading the newspaper with his head down, and when he saw me coming, he was surprised and stood up from his chair leisurely: "What's the matter?" ”

I took out a business card of mine from my pocket: "Big brother, hello, I am a master, I want to ask if there is any business cooperation on your side?" ”

The security guard gave me a strange look: "Are you a master?" ”

I nodded: "Yes, I've been expanding my business recently, and if you need someone here, I can share it with you." ”

As soon as he heard what I said, the security guard's eyes suddenly became interested, but there was still a trace of vigilance in his eyes: "Five or five points? It's clear that you're the one who contributed the most, so why do you have to split it evenly? ”

"I said, I am a master, a cultivator, and the most important thing is to accumulate virtue and do good, eliminate the resentment of the souls, and let them embark on the path of reincarnation as soon as possible, so they can't charge more, but you also know that at this time, everything is expensive......"

As I spoke, I rubbed my hands together and laughed twice.

I lowered my head and thought for a while, and finally the security guard looked at me with a scrutinizing look, and finally nodded at me: "Then you can come in." ”

I answered and walked into the security room.

Through the glass, I didn't really know about this security room, but now that I came in, I found that this security room was covered with a lot of yellow rune paper.

It's just that all of these yellow runes are fake, and many of them don't even draw the runes correctly.

I quietly glanced at the surveillance camera, and in a corner, I clearly saw Uncle Sun holding a shovel and trying to dig a small hole.

The security guard was a middle-aged man who looked to be in his forties and fifties, and he seemed to be very fond of buying lottery tickets, and he had a high layer of lottery tickets stacked in the corner of the table.

He moved me a chair and I sat across from him.

"You say you're a cultivator, so how do you prove it?"

I hesitated for a while, glanced at the surveillance, I didn't expect that my action happened to be captured by the security guard, he turned his head curiously to look, I quickly said loudly: "I will use rune paper!" ”

"Rune paper?" The security guard blinked, "Is that the yellow talisman from Uncle Lin's zombie movie before?" ”

I nodded, took out a normal talisman from my pocket, and whispered the incantation: "Hurry as a law!" ”

In the next second, the rune paper in my hand instantly began to spontaneously combust.

I slowly took a cigarette out of my pocket, brought the burning talisman paper close to it, lit it, and took a comfortable puff.

This operation directly blinded the security guard: "Damn, it won't be a little trick you used." ”

"What little trick can make paper burn automatically, you teach me."

I dared to use my Dao technique to compare with the little trick, I said a little angrily. 180

The security guard also knew that his words might be a bit excessive, so he stopped talking.

I glanced at the surveillance and saw that Uncle Sun had successfully chiseled a hole and was now working hard to expand it so that the urn could be stuffed.

"It's not that I said, you're too young to have any convincing power in those people, and I have to persuade them to let you come over."

Well, isn't this familiar tone the tone I used when I bargained with the aunt who sold vegetables on the street?

"You also know that persuading people is a very laborious thing, maybe it will be more laborious than you, so I don't think it should be five or five, I am six, how about you four?"

The security guard also said with a righteous and awe-inspiring look, as if he thought that I had obtained the four achievements as if it was his trouble.

I really wanted to scold this security guard, but I also knew that now was not the time to put my temper away, so I put away my bad temper and deliberately continued to pretend to be miserable.

"This ...... You know, I'm in my twenties now, I don't have much savings, and now how much money can I get if you're like this, I still have to pay rent, and I have to eat, it's really not like this, I know that there must be something abnormal in this place at night, I don't dare those sneaky people to come to your side to disturb you, how about it? ”

The security guard is also a human spirit, I saw that his eyes clearly flashed with joy, but he still suppressed the joy.

He pointed to the yellow talisman on the wall: "See, these are all painted by the master for me, do I lack one of you?"

"These runes are useless at all, they don't have any mana." I pursed my lips disdainfully, "Even if these yellow charms are pasted, can you still hear someone knocking on the door here every day, but after the door is opened, there is no one?" Do you still hear someone call your name? Isn't it still ......?"

"Shut up!" The security guard was a little angry, "If it weren't for these yellow talismans, how could I still be alive until now!" Wasn't he killed by a ghost a long time ago! ”

I smiled hesitantly: "That's because you're so angry now, but I'm sure you've been here for so long, is it a big illness, a bunch of minor illnesses, often throwing things at home, and sometimes you're particularly unlucky?" If you continue like this, trust me, you're going to meet the last thing you want. ”

The security guard stopped talking, his head bowed as if he was thinking about the truth of what I said.

I looked up at the monitor, wanting to see Uncle Sun's current progress.

Uncle Sun has now successfully chiseled a hole, carefully placed the urn inside, and then neatly covered up the surrounding dirt with his hands and feet.

Now I'm relieved.

"Okay! Five or five is fifty-five! In the end, as if he had made up his mind, the security guard agreed.

I smiled and nodded, and took out two exorcism charms and one amulet from my pocket: "You put these two exorcism charms on the doors and windows, and there is one amulet to carry with you at all times, so that you can protect one if necessary, but you remember, if this amulet turns black, you will immediately ask me to replace it, you know?"

Seeing my solemn expression, the security guard quickly nodded and took the rune paper.

In fact, this matter is not a loss for me, five or five points, but I also have the right to decide whether to help them exorcise evil spirits, anyway, I didn't sign any contract, it really doesn't work, and when the time comes, I just turn my face and don't recognize people.

Don't say I'm a scoundrel, in this perverted society, only a scoundrel can survive.

"By the way, we've been talking for so long, I don't know what your name is, my name is Wu Liang."

"Brother Liang, my name is Wu Thirteen."

The security guard suddenly smiled brightly: "Okay, then I'll call you thirteen, today is a good day, my shift is almost up, and my brother will invite you to drink when the time comes."

glanced at Uncle Sun, who had almost settled the matter and had already begun to move down.

I quickly got up from my chair: "Forget it today, I still have something to do in a while, I have to go first."

"So fast?" Brother Liang was surprised.

"Yes, my friend came to the grave, I came with him, so that's it for today, next time you have something to ask me for tea."

Brother Liang blinked, and just watched me leave.

I was smoking a cigarette at the door and waiting for Uncle Sun, and after a while, Uncle Sun came over.

"Thirteen, I've got it all done, so there's no problem?"

"And one last thing, we'll have to be quick, it's getting dark."

Uncle Sun nodded, now he listened to me in everything, and didn't ask me what else was going on in the end.

The last step is the marriage book, they are married in the yang world, and the marriage certificate in the yang world is not recognized in the underworld, because the underworld pursues that the love of the world is in the world, and if you want to continue the front edge in the underworld, you need a paper book.

This book is mixed with the essence of two people, and it can be sent to the city god, as long as the city god is stamped, then even if it is in the underworld, the two people can be regarded as married.

It was the first time I had done such a thing, but as soon as I thought about it, the format of the book appeared in my mind, and I immediately picked up the pen and wrote it hard.