Chapter 1: Rebirth of a Fat Wife
"Get up, don't play dead for me!"
"Dead fat woman, she has the guts to dare to steal my family's porridge."
A noisy voice came, and Chen Xi felt a burst of noise.
Could it be that the Netherworld is as chaotic as the street corners? Thinking about it, my body couldn't help but sit up slowly.
Chen Xi lazily opened his eyes and looked around, before his consciousness could recover, his eyes were instantly opened.
Where is this?
The quaint earthen embryo house, the old wooden square table that has changed color and lacks a leg, and the floor made of mud......
Wait a minute!
The aunt in a coarse cloth coat on the other side is He Yangren?
Why was she staring at herself so fiercely?
Before Chen Xi could come back to his senses, the other party sent a fierce voice again.
"What, don't you pretend to be dead?"
As soon as the words fell, before Chen Xi could reply, Sun danced a broom and hit her indiscriminately.
"What are you doing? It is a crime to assault someone! ”
Chen Xi instinctively raised her hand to block it, but found that her originally slender arm was now huge, and she was so fat that she couldn't lift it!
Where is this hand, this is a lump of maldeveloped fat!
Then he came back to his senses and looked at his body, oh my God! When did she get more fat?
Before Chen Xi could accept her body, a memory that did not belong to her flooded into her mind.
After digesting this memory, she found that she had been reborn, and her soul was attached to a woman with the same name and surname as her in the alternate era, but she was a hundred times uglier than her.
The original owner was a fat woman who was lazy and weighed more than 200 people, because she smelled the smell of Sun's rice in the morning, she ran to steal food and was caught, and was chased back to her home......
Thinking of the original owner's appearance, Chen Xi was so angry that he couldn't do it, just steal it, you steal porridge? I was caught red-handed when it was over!
But since you use someone else's body, you have to deal with the mess in front of you.
"Wait!" Chen Xi finished his thoughts and spoke sharply, wanting to stop the shrew in front of him.
"Heh, it's a long skill, not only threatening me, but also murdering me?" When Sun heard her words, he was furious, and directly abandoned the broom and pounced.
Seeing this, Chen Xi moved to the side of the bed with all his might, avoiding Sun's attack.
Sun threw himself into the air and fell onto the bed, screaming in pain.
"What the hell are you going to do?" Chen Xi was far away from Sun's family, for fear that she would pounce on him like a vicious dog again.
Sun, who fell on the bed, heard this, and fell directly to the ground, and rolled around: "Everyone, come and comment on it~ Is there any heavenly reason, this man stole a big pot of porridge in my house, and beat me up, everyone come and see, what kind of sin have I made!" ”
Chen Xi was dumbfounded, it turned out that spoofing had been so popular in ancient times.
I just wanted to speak, but all the people from the neighborhood rushed in.
When they saw this scene, they all looked at Chen Xi with disdain.
"Hey, the Yang family is also unfortunate to marry such a daughter-in-law!"
"yes, what are you doing, you can't do it, you are the first to eat!"
"We are all as thin as monkeys, and she is as fat as a pig, and I don't know how much food we have stolen behind our backs!"
"That's it, that's it!"
……
Listening to everyone burying themselves in every word, Chen Xi was resentful in his heart, the woman on the ground was obviously acting and touching porcelain!
Moreover, the porridge was secretly eaten by the original owner, and it has nothing to do with her.
But the pain from the wound really fell on her, and she definitely couldn't spare this crazy woman who was rolling around.
As for these people insulting her, they can't turn a blind eye.
"I ate your porridge, is there any evidence?"
Then he looked at the group of villagers around him and said, "I have eaten long meat, is it a blessing, can you be compared to a group of simple-minded people?" ”
When everyone heard this, they were instantly displeased, they just came to see the excitement, but they were scolded by Chen Xi, who was spurned by everyone! How can they endure it?
was about to speak, but saw Chen Xi tearing off his clothes in a dignified manner!
"Ahh
Looking at Chen Xi's movements, everyone was in an uproar, and some men directly blocked their eyes.
If it is a beauty, everyone is naturally happy, but in front of him is a fat man of more than 200 pounds undressing in public, what a spicy eye.
Seeing this, Chen Xi rolled his eyes, looked at Sun and said, "I ate your porridge, and I will pay for it." But what about the injuries you hit me? ”
As he spoke, he stepped forward and exposed the hideous wounds on his body.
When the villagers heard this, they all tentatively stepped forward to take a look, looking at the shocking wounds on their limbs, and they couldn't help but look sideways.
This Sun is really ruthless!
"This is obviously your own doing, don't try to fool around, return me porridge!"
Sun didn't pay attention to those wounds at all, after all, she only cared if she could take advantage of this opportunity to cheat some rice from Chen Xi to go back.
"Yang Tinghan is back!"
Suddenly, someone shouted at the door.
Yang Tinghan?
Chen Xi's brain was running rapidly, trying to find the memory of Yang Tinghan.
But after a while, she gave up, and from her memory, she could only know that the original owner lived in Tianwei Village, because she was fat and useless, her parents disliked her for wasting food and sold her to the Yang family.
And in order to let the adopted Yang Tinghan leave the house, the Yang family bought the original Yang to give him regardless of whether he wanted to or not. Yang Tinghan was already silent, and he was also resigned to the arrangements of the Yang family, so this absurd wedding banquet was naturally completed.
Chen Xi is in a complicated mood, the ancients talked about marriage, is it so casual?
Thinking about it, he saw a man in a single coat walking in slowly, glanced at Chen Xi indifferently, and finally his eyes fell on Sun.
"Yang Tinghan, your daughter-in-law stole a big pot of porridge from my house, you say, what should I do?" Seeing Yang Tinghan, Sun was in a good mood.
After all, this person is silent and not good at words, and he is a master who is easy to start.
As Sun spoke, he looked towards Yang Tinghan and thought about how he could pit more rice.
Sure enough, as soon as her voice fell, Yang Tinghan said lightly: "I'll compensate you!" ”
As he spoke, he went to the side room to fetch some rice and handed it to Sun.
Everyone stared at the white rice, and their eyes were about to pop out.
Rice, how many people can only eat it in a few months, Yang Tinghan took it out so easily!
"Huh, that's all?" Sun glanced at it, looked at a catty, and was not satisfied, so he went directly to the side room and took out some more.
Looking at the large bag of rice in his arms, Sun was about to leave with cheerful steps.
Chen Xi was dissatisfied in his heart, and was about to step forward to stop him, but was stopped by someone.
When I looked up, I saw a scarred face that was mostly covered by a mask.