Chapter 097: Diplomatic Etiquette
Seeing this, Chen Che was terrified, this time it's a big game, even if the sixth sister is here to cover the sky with one hand and be omnipotent, she has to see it first. Right now, if it really ignites the anger of the people, he punches the master to death... Oh, little sir, that's not worth dying at all.
Thinking about the situation in front of him, Chen Che's tone softened, and he said in a consultative tone: "Slowly! I really know Shi Xiao, don't mess around, calm down, calm down... My sixth sister is angry, and she will make you walk around without eating!"
It's okay not to mention Shi Xiao, but when Shi Xiao is mentioned, Bao Tian is even more angry, waving his palm, and said angrily: "Hmph, don't listen to his nonsense, everyone!"
The warriors did not rush forward stupidly, because they had seen Chen Che's strange kung fu before, and they were intimidated by this threat, so everyone silently chose to narrow the encirclement, and slowly squeezed the offensive strategy into the middle, not leaving Chen Che time to break through.
The situation was not good, Chen Che said anxiously: "Hey, can't you understand people's words? Shi Xiao didn't grow up in the clan, I really am her younger brother outside the clan! If something happens to me, how can your prince explain to my sixth sister? If you think about it, I'm afraid that the only way to do this is to hand you over to forgive your sins, why are you so stupid, there are old and young, is it worth doing such a stupid thing?"
"Bold, a mouthful of Shi Xiao, this name is also your name?" Seeing that all the subordinates were said to be chaotic, their eyes were scattered, Bao Tian was so angry, he immediately opened his mouth to stop Chen Che's words.
"My name is Sixth Sister, you don't understand, how else can you call it? By the way, His Royal Highness the Prince just said that Sixth Sister is a saint... I'm really here to find my sister, even if everyone is unreasonable and wants to kill me, a guest from afar, you have to tell me what the sixth sister is doing here!" Chen Che circled in place, constantly begging, and judging the two of them from the previous arrogant state.
"She's the sister of our Virgin, what do you say is holy?" a warrior shouted impatiently.
"Oh, saint... By the way, it turns out that my sixth sister got mixed up with Shenggu so quickly!"
"What a second lack! Our Lady's sister is a holy aunt? Is the holy aunt good? The younger generation doesn't matter!" Everyone almost fell, this person seems to be smart, how can he not even figure out such a simple generational relationship.
Chen Che thought about it, it seems that he has watched too many TV series, and he only remembers the stubble of the Holy Aunt, but he didn't expect to meet the Holy Aunt in this world, oh, it seems that he is not as domineering as the Holy Aunt!
"Holy aunt? Oh, okay, then according to this generation, I am the holy uncle, it turns out that everyone is the same person? Don't be stunned, let's go! Go in and drink, I'll take care of the Holy Uncle!" Chen Che hit the snake and followed the crutches, and according to the other party's way of ranking, he quickly got himself the title of "Holy Uncle".
It's just that the consequences are not very optimistic, and everyone was a little relieved in their hearts, seeing Chen Che talking nonsense like this, "Holy Aunt and Holy Uncle", no matter how stupid everyone was, they felt that he was offending the noble Holy Aunt, and this was repaid, and everyone regained their morale and yelled: "Kill him!"
"Ah don't, look at the back, that is your holy master Lao Fang!"
The anger in the hearts of all the soldiers was ignited, and they turned their heads to look at Fang Bi, ready to pull it over together, but they didn't expect that Fang Bi had already understood what Chen Che meant, so he made some preparations.
Before the warriors could catch Fang Bi's shirt, Fang Bi was already facing the stone wall on the left, kneeling on the ground with a "plop", trembling like chaff, and constantly chanting in his mouth: "I have seen the great god! The great god spares his life! I have seen the great god! The great god spares his life......
The warriors looked at Fang Bi who looked like an evil spirit, and they were very puzzled, but soon, everyone also learned Fang Bi, because, on the bare stone wall, a pair of huge bone claws with thin white joints grew out.
Bao Tian was shocked, did not dare to hesitate, hurriedly knelt down, pious bowed and worshipped, a whole set of worship words said the old slippery.
"The villain is not talented, I am willing to listen to the dispatch of the great god, um... Well... The villain understands that it is... Be... The villain must keep in mind the grace of the gods, knock on the ground and meditate on the time of the two pillars of incense, and the villain must complete the instructions of the great god to the letter!
Chen Che Fangbi quietly got up, passed through the group of devout believers, submerged into the top cliff hall, walked through the ten square pillars, bypassed a few hole stone screens, and the top cliff hall was finally wide and cheerful.
On the top of the stone, there is a huge stone eaves carved all around, the dense bucket is arranged under the eaves in a staggered manner, there is a beam under the eaves, there are beams under the beams, and all are carved out, I didn't expect that such a gorgeous and grand palace top is actually carved with all stones, it is simply carved out of half a mountain.
The magnificent beam fang is decorated with the ancient painting of Hexi Feitian, on the stone wall that Chen Che can see, most of them are inlaid with fragrant wood rhombus lattice plates in the stone lattice, and there is a delicate relief cloud dragon pattern engraved on it, and the beautiful gilded copper leaf is just right to distribute in the place where the tenon is connected, and this small copper leaf is also engraved with the Tianma pattern.
In the stone hall, the gold bricks are paved on the ground, the precious wood is the instrument, twenty-four large pillars engraved with the dragon and horse Tengtian map are arranged on both sides, go straight to the giant top, a long row of gold lacquer thrones are set in front of the column, at the end of the throne, the two columns of side platforms are slightly higher than the ground, the dragon horse, the treasure elephant, the fire lion, the fairy luan four kinds of rui beasts are coiled on the back of the chair of the throne, both lovely and mighty.
The quadripartite side platform guards the central high platform, there is a large case carved by one side, the holy seat behind the case is the most dazzling, everywhere is full of jewels, the noble aura of brilliance, bringing people is the powerful coercion of the supreme power.
At this time, on the hall, the Virgin Mary dressed like a Bodhisattva sits on the high platform, the appearance of the Virgin in her thirties, may also be well maintained, giving people a feeling of being very fresh and young, the Virgin is dressed in a loose white dress, reclining on the golden chair, lazy and noble, domineering but not hiding the softness, like a natural emperor, calmly, peacefully, joylessly, and relaxed.
On the side platforms of the two columns, the priests, the big hole beams, the torture generals, and the holy aunts sat on both sides. Shi Xiaoqiao's eyes were slightly closed, and her eyebrows were uncomfortable, as if she was a little nervous, as if she was waiting for something to happen.
"Grass! smashed the two broken oil cans, even the emperor in the Jinluan Palace was alarmed!" Fang Bi's eyes were like copper bells, he couldn't believe that he had committed such a big thing!
"Wow! There are so many people, ha! Sixth sister, there really is a sixth sister!" Chen Che was as happy as a rabbit, and the sixth sister was finally going to officially meet him.
"Zhefang envoy, foreign minister Chen Che, I have seen Her Majesty the Virgin!" Chen Che bowed his hand, no matter what country she was, according to the etiquette of the diplomatic envoy, he didn't have to kneel.
"Your Majesty?" the Holy Mother's lips opened slightly, and although the question came out, there was no surprise.
"Foreign ministers are bold, what does Your Majesty mean?"
"Look at this appearance, it's not unusual, it can make my sister unhappy all day long, and her heartache is hard to heal, so she still pulls it out and cuts it, it's a hundred, and my sister will reward you with a dalmatian, and I promise to be more spiritual than this stinky man!"
The Holy Mother only glanced at Chen Che, then lost interest, turned her head and chatted with Shi Xiao, her tone full of concern and pampering.
"Huh!" The two black shadows flashed, Chen Che didn't have time to be surprised, his arms had been clamped, it turned out that it was two spiritual masters who made the shot, Chen Che, of course, he didn't have the strength to fight back.
"What are you doing? Just pull it out and cut it? According to the rules, you should give me time to explain your intentions, and you've thought about the speech, how can you do this? Diplomatic etiquette, do you understand etiquette?" Chen Che was about to be pulled out and beheaded, and the envoy's professional habits had not yet changed, and his mouth was still chattering in protest.