"I was born into a family of thieves, and I don't remember much if I had seventy-five or seventy-six siblings." Yu Jinsu has been brewing for a long time, and only then did he tell his unbearable life experience.

"Well...... Khan," I said, "Your father has raised as many children as the emperor!" Naturally, there are a lot of aunts who want to come to you. ”

"I have twenty-eight aunts, I remember this well. My mother is ranked tenth, and among all the wives of the old man, she is the only one from a scholarly family, and some of the other women are prostitutes, some are Taoist aunts, and some are running rivers and lakes. He robbed my mother. ”

I thought to myself, "Who is that old man?" It turned out that it was her father, and she must have hated him very much in her heart, otherwise she would not have called "Dad", so she followed her words and said: "Your mother must be a gentle and polite lady, but I am afraid that it will not be very harmonious with those women who are of all religions and nine ranks!" ”

Yu Jinsu said hatefully: "Not only is there not much harmony, but it is simply humiliating. Just because she is always soft and cowardly, and she is obedient, she is called by my aunts like servants, and she is still blamed at every turn, and she is constantly beaten. My family of thieves is very peculiar, boys seem to be very valued, as long as they are a little older, they will be led by the old man for harsh training, or how to steal the tomb, or how to fight against people, but when a boy dies in the tomb or under the sword of others, he will only scold hatefully, 'useless things, die well', and never see him show half of his regret, father-son love. ”

I said in my heart: "It's really strange that there is such a cold father in the world." ”

Yu Jin knew what she was thinking, and sneered: "That old man has more than forty sons, how can he care if he dies, not to mention that he is a cold-hearted person." ”

I asked with great interest, "What about the girls in the house?" ”

Yu Jinsu said: "Those aunts sneered at each other all day long, comparing and bickering, which one recently got a precious jade bead string from the old man, and which one let the old man spend money to buy her a pair of pearl earrings, which is boring and happy." How could their daughters be idle, pretending to be harmonious and friendly in front of the old man, talking sweetly endlessly, doing everything they could to please them, intriguing in private, deceitful and deceitful, coupled with the old man's words and deeds, naturally raised a group of fierce and ruthless women, there are those who rely on their mother's favor, lead a group of cowardly and follow-the-wall grass, and go to bully another sister whose mother has just fallen out of favor. ”

I lamented that this little robber's house was also a vivid palace fight, and I couldn't help but ask with great concern: "Aren't you and your mother bullied by them very badly?" ”

Yu Jinsu said: "When I was a child, my personality was also very spicy, and I didn't want to die when I got into a fight, and those sisters were afraid of me and didn't dare to come to find my bad luck." The old man has always been quite kind to my mother, those aunts are very flattering to her in front of the old man, and they don't dare to beat and scold too much in private, I just can't stand her unbearable appearance, I always protect her, and she tells me not to meddle in my affairs. ”

I said, "Well, you don't understand her." In this way, she is actually a very intelligent person who knows how to survive. She must know that your father values her gentle and docile nature, and she knows that if she wants to survive in that family, she must try not to make waves and force herself to come out, otherwise she will not escape the bad luck of ups and downs. She also knows that other aunts are jealous of her and fearful of her, although provocation is inevitable, but there will always be some scruples, she doesn't let you protect her, just think that she can bear it alone, and she doesn't want to involve you and become the target of the public, but in fact, she has good intentions. ”

Yu Jinsu thought for a moment and said with a smile: "I really doubt that you have been in the emperor's harem for a while. ”

I said proudly: "Haha, I have watched no less than 20 harem battle scenes in the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties. ”

Yu Jinsu was stunned for a moment, not understanding what she was talking about, but knowing that her words were often unexpected, she didn't delve into it, and continued: "I didn't want to stay in those women's endless right and wrong, so I asked the old man to join their men's group, he didn't agree at first, but then found that whether it was teaching me martial arts and fighting or feng shui, I could understand it immediately, and it was better than his sons, so I gladly accepted. I mingled with the men, and although my life was rougher, I finally ended up with a clean ear, and the old man paid more and more attention to me, and every time I came home, I saw the eyes of those women who were afraid of me, and my heart was also triumphant. Until one time...... "Her gaze became solemn, full of resentment and hatred.

"Once, we went to steal the tomb of a prince of the Han Dynasty, although there were many mechanisms in it, we destroyed them one by one, and we also got a treasure of great value, and it seems that we can rest for a while. When we were elated, the whole tomb shook violently, it turned out that when we took down a blue-eyed golden toad in the coffin, the mechanism at the exit of the tomb was triggered, and seeing a boulder more than ten feet thick slowly falling, about to seal our way, the old man immediately made a decision, inserted his favorite pure steel sword into the mechanism chute, temporarily stopped the fall of the boulder, and then ...... He commanded me to hold the hilt of the sword. ”

"This old bastard......" I pinched a cold sweat for Yu Jinsu, and couldn't help scolding, and then thought that the other party was Yu Jinsu's father, so it was quite inappropriate to scold, and immediately apologized: "Yes, I'm sorry." ”

Yu Jinsu said: "You are right, he is an old bastard." As long as he can live, he can sacrifice anyone. I was a little frightened, and I didn't react for a while, so I held the sword as he commanded, but the force of the falling boulder was not something that a little woman could stop, and the sharp sound of the sparks from the friction between the tip of the sword and the stone trough almost burst my eardrums, and the sword soon cracked. The old thief yelled badly, and went out of the tomb first, and then laughed and said, 'It is worth exchanging one of my daughters for the life of one of my godsons.' Feed! If you don't want to die, come out quickly.'" My brothers reacted at this time, they scrambled to be the first, you pushed me to flee to the ground, but after a while, the tomb shook violently, the steel sword really couldn't withstand the pressure of the stone groove switch, and it was about to break, so that the momentum of the boulder falling was faster, my brothers were afraid that they would fall behind, and they changed from adding fists and feet to swords to each other, and the martial arts were strong and repelled others and rolled out on the spot, and the martial arts were sparsely beaten and seriously injured and desperately climbed out, and finally they were crushed into flesh by the boulder. I wanted to throw away my sword and roll out of the gap before the boulder had completely fallen, but when I saw such a shocking scene of fratricide, I finally gave up, I would rather starve to death in the tomb alone than die by my brother's sword, so I supported the steel sword until it was completely crushed. ”

I imagined the tragic scene at that time, and I shuddered: "Actually, if your father had ordered everyone not to rob and lead everyone to leave in an orderly manner, maybe they would have escaped." What could be more cruel than a vendetta between relatives. ”

Yu Jinsu sneered: "He...... Hmph, in that case, if he runs slower, I'm afraid he will also be mixed up with his own son! The people of this family are all six relatives who don't recognize each other, and everyone only cares about themselves, and they are not even as good as animals. ”

I said, "And how did you escape?" ”

Yu Jinsu said: "I was trapped in that tomb for three days and three nights, although I wanted to die generously when the tomb was first sealed, but it was not until the fourth day when my dry food was eaten and the lamp oil was burned out, I completely admitted defeat. There are many things in this world that are more terrible than death, such as hunger, and total darkness and the fear it brings, and I have never had such a clear and strong desire to live. Just when I was about to go crazy, I unexpectedly saw a team of corpse-eating insects, these insects are colorful, with green slime on their bodies, feeding on dead corpses, and they can disgust people to death at a glance, and it is precisely because they have phosphorus powder in their bodies, so their tails glow like fireflies, which is why I found them, and it can be said that they saved my life. ”

I stuck out my tongue: "Can this disgusting bug save your life?" ”

Yu Jinsu said: "People may be on the verge of death and desperately trying to survive, and their observation will become particularly good. I found that the team of corpse eaters was crawling in a certain direction in an orderly manner, and I thought that the corpse eaters would not live in the graves, and that they would return to the surface after foraging, so I followed them and found the tunnel they had dug, although it was only the size of a fist, and I was so happy that I was like grasping at the last straw that saved my life, and I used the broken sword to dig the hole wide, but fortunately, the soil that the corpse eaters had dug was very loose, and it was not difficult to dig up, but the difficult thing was that the corpse eaters were constantly wriggling in your palms, hair, and body......"

I just felt a churn in five.

Yu Jinsu said: "For a woman, the most painful thing is not being able to take a bath when she is dirty and dirty. But I dug under the ground for five days and five nights, and when I was sleepy, I lay down to rest, and when I was hungry, I ...... Eat insects. ”

I couldn't hold back my "wow" anymore and vomited.

Yu Jinsu said: "You are the first person to listen to me tell this story, and I can understand your reaction, even if I think about it, I can't help but want to vomit." When a person is extremely hungry, he will eat even a corpse, let alone a worm. When I finally came out of the ground, and when I saw the light of day, I didn't look like a human being anymore: maybe the corpse in the tomb was too heavy, and I stayed too long, and there were corpse spots and pustules on my body, which I thought were eaten by insects, and I was covered in mud and rags, even as the beggar begging for food on the street. ”

I said, "Where did you go when you came out of the ground?" ”