Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Village (31)
The two brothers of the Kong family didn't expect to see this scene, a big man with a big figure tied to a tree, his beard covering half of his face, and with the torch in his hand, he could only see a pair of shining eyes staring at the two of them.
The six eyes looked at each other, and there was silence.
"Girl.... Help me. Suddenly, a wail came out as if tearing through the darkness.
Kong Heren: .....
Kong Guangzhu: .....
The two brothers glanced at each other, and then gouged their ears in unison.
Kong Guangzhu said disdainfully, "Why does this big man call him like a girl." ”
Kong Heren glanced at him, "Why don't you say it's more like you've been pretending to be a girl for so many years?" ”
Kong Guangzhu let out a long sigh, turned his head to look at the big man, and said in a leisurely voice, "This big man loves to cry like the eldest brother, you see that the snot is crying." ”
Kong Heren: ..... Heart-piercing.
He took a deep breath, "Sister Zhu, I know that you didn't mean to lie to me, although I feel uncomfortable, but I feel even more sorry for you for all these years to protect the secret and discuss something, how about the two of us shake hands and make peace?" ”
Kong Guangzhu nodded, "I also feel very uncomfortable targeting each other like this with my eldest brother." ”
The two brothers will know each other, and it can be regarded as turning hostility into friendship.
Liu San's throat was about to dry, and when he saw the man and the woman chatting calmly, he forgot to do it, and looked at the two of them pitifully, obviously a stout man, and made a cub expression, which was nondescript.
The hearts of the Kong brothers were opened, and then they focused on Liu San's body, Kong Guangzhu glanced at it, "Big brother, how can there be innocent people in this kind of place, let's not make trouble, let's go first." ”
Kong Heren felt reasonable, the two walked forward quickly, walked out along the path, and were bound to pass by Liu San's side, Liu San had already heard the conversation between the two, and only hated that he had a hundred mouths, and he could immediately argue for himself.
"Childe girl, I'm a good person, I'm really a good person, I just passed by here and happened to see a village, so I borrowed it to live in, how do I know that they are a black village, and when I wake up, I have been tied up here."
"If I lie, the sky will thunder."
There was a bang, and it was a clear day, but suddenly there was a thunder in the sky.
Liu San: ...... What did he say? Why did he say Ray?
Kong Guangzhu, "Look, the sky is thundering, right?" ”
Kong Heren looked disgusted, "If I save you from someone like you, I will thunder and thunder." ”
"Shaoxia, I really didn't lie." Liu San watched people pass by him, walking farther and farther, he had been tied up here for three days, and if he starved any longer, he would have to die.
Suddenly, Kong Heren, who was striding in front, stopped, and as soon as he stopped, Kong Guangzhu also stopped, "Big brother, what's wrong?" ”
Kong Heren didn't reply to him, but looked at Liu San, "What did you just say?" ”
Liu San said excitedly, "I said I really didn't lie. ”
Kong Heren shook his head, "That's not it." ”
Liu San was confused, "I... That's all I said...."
muttered, Liu San's eyes lit up, and he spoke incoherently excitedly, "Hero, hero." ”
Kong Heren smiled and nodded elegantly, "You can be taught, you don't look like a heinous person, this village is indeed weird, and on the way here, I saw many innocent people lose their lives." ”
Liu San nodded again and again, "What Shaoxia said is exactly. ’
After saying something to himself, Kong Heren was about to step forward, but was pulled by Kong Guangzhu, "Big brother, you just swore that if you save him, the sky will thunder." ”
Kong Heren said bitterly, "Sister Zhu, people are kind, although the blessing has not come, the disaster has been far away, be kind, in order to save the lives of others, what if I break my oath?" ”
Kong Guangzhu said quietly, "If you really save people, I thought that the eldest brother was stunned by the sound of 'young man'." ”
Kong Heren: .... He retorted with a red face and a thick neck, "How can I be that kind of superficial person." ”
Kong Guangzhu turned his head, "Isn't the eldest brother a superficial person?" ”
Kong Heren: ....
Liu San also pulled the corners of his mouth, he also heard that this was the two brothers and sisters, and seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, he hurriedly persuaded, "Two young heroes, the people here are extremely weird, you better help me untie the rope quickly, let's escape from here first." ”
In the end, Liu San's rope was untied, but Kong Guangzhu was still not at ease, saying that he wanted to tie Liu San's hands, Liu San did not object, and tied his hands to his body by the rope, and the three of them quickly went on the road.
At this time, they came to a canyon again, and Liu San stopped the two, "Can't you walk over like this?" I was tied up there, and during the day I could see people walking through here, and there was a mechanism here, and if I took the wrong step, I would die here. ”
"You're not going to lie to us, are you?" Kong Guangzhu was still suspicious of him and looked at him vigilantly.
Liu San was suspicious, his face was a little red and pointed to the other side of the canyon, "Do you see if there is a dead man's bones over there?" ”
From the direction he pointed, Kong Heren held the torch in his hand, and indeed saw that there were white bones on the ground on the other side of the canyon, which had not yet decomposed, and were placed there.
Kong Guangzhu retracted his gaze in disgust and asked Liu San, "Then what do you say?" ”
Liu San is tall and mighty, like a brown bear, he smiled, a little pretentious, "Although I, Liu San, am a rough person, but I am not brainless, every time they go out, they will recite a poem, I thought that I would use it to escape, so I carefully wrote it down." ”
As he spoke, he read it out, "The mountains and rivers are full of empty thoughts, and the falling flowers and wind and rain hurt the spring even more." ”
After reading the first sentence, Liu San began to untie his pants, and did not forget to remind Kong Guangzhu, "Girl, turn around, my old Liu will take you through the first level." ”
Kong Brothers: .....
Although Kong Guangzhu was very curious about what he was going to do, he still turned his back slowly under Kong Heren's gaze, and could only reach behind him with the sound of water, unwinding his pants and water, and he could guess what he was doing with his toes.
Can you pass the level like this?
The Kong brothers were hesitating when they saw a lot of iron cones suddenly burst out of the canyon ground, and the sharp tips scattered cold light against the background of the torches.
The two of them tensed up and looked at Liu San, who was lifting his pants.
Liu San laughed, "See? If we don't come to this bubble and recite another poem, as soon as we walk over, we will be stabbed to death by an iron cone that sprang out of the ground. ”
Because his hands were tied, although he did not hinder the unloading of his pants in front of him, it was inconvenient in the end, and after explaining, Liu San's pants had not been remembered.
Kong Brothers: .....
Kong Heren felt that his life was suddenly a little confused, "Sister Zhu, the people in this village are really not normal people. ”
Kong Guangzhu also feels the same way.
Who is a normal person would set up such a trap, not to mention that it is not special, this poem has to pee, the most elegant and vulgar things are put together, it is disgusting to think about.
Liu San finally lifted his pants, walked around the iron cone, and muttered, "Liu Ye's brain is not long in vain." ”