19. Lao Tzu can't catch you, it's a puppy
"Friend, have you ever heard an idiom?"
Wang Chuchu lowered his voice and asked seriously.
"I don't know!"
Mo Qi was on full alert, holding her tightly with both hands.
Wang Chuchu was about to lose his breath.
I scolded in my heart.
But I know very well that there is a difference in strength between men and women.
If you try to break free, you will definitely not succeed.
In case it angers Mo Qi, this lonely man and widow are in the same room.
Thinking about it, I feel that at this moment, I can only rely on my own wisdom to save myself!
"Monkeys." She bravely raised her head, met Mo Qi's eyes, and accentuated her tone, "Steal peaches!" ”
After hearing this, Mo Qi's face turned red, and now, the person whose body froze was him!
"Wang Chuchu, are you a girl? How can you say that the monkey steals the peach without changing your face?! Do you have a little shame! ”
"You have no shame! You're a boy, why don't you use it to provoke me? Hug me! ”
"How about hugging you, I like you!"
"your big calf, like me, fart, you open your eyes and talk nonsense, I wish you eyes are getting smaller and smaller!"
"You...... You woman, why do you speak so ugly! ”
Two people, like children in an instant, you say a word, I scold each other!
In the end, the scolding war was in Mo Qi's anger and had no deterrent effect, "I can't catch up with you, I'm a puppy!" "The end.
Next.
Wang Chuchu paced back and forth in the room, his hands on his hips, and the words in his mouth, "What do you mean that you can't chase me, it's a puppy?" ”
"Is he crazy?"
"Forget it, I'm not crazy!"
Wang Chuchu muttered to himself, came to the kitchen, and used the coffee machine to make himself a cup of coffee.
"If you don't understand something, you don't want it, it means that it hasn't happened!"
Tilt your head and grunt your coffee.
But I didn't enjoy it, so I made myself another cup.
After two large cups of coffee, she picked up her small bag and decided to walk around the hotel to see if she could meet the great god!
Outside the door, the buzzing movement attracted Wang Chuchu's attention.
I saw a row of security guards holding hands and standing on a human-shaped fence, and the person at the top of the line held a bullhorn and shouted at the top of his voice: "Please don't push, please don't push, pay attention to safety, pay attention to safety."
"Nose hair, nose hair, nose hair!"
In the crowd blocked by the security guards, they shouted in unison, and their voices were like huge waves, wave after wave.
There are many people on the side, when the people eating melons and the crowd outside the venue shout, they can't control their laughter, they have seen the author supported by fans on the spot, but I have never seen this kind of hundreds of people shouting in unison.
"Well, I said, who is this nose hair? Did you know? ”
"I don't know, this kind of name with a sense of picture shouldn't be a star, but at the god level, I remember that no one is called Nose Hair."
"There are so many gods on the whole network, maybe this nose hair is something you don't know!"
"Impossible! As a veteran reader of the novel when I was three years old, I know what the farts of the gods taste like, and I will never miss a great god! ”
The chatter is chattering.
Wang Chuchu clasped his hands on his chest and squeezed to the front with full interest, so as to occupy the best position to eat melons.
"I didn't expect that such a strong name with nose hair would have people who are similar to me?"
Wang Chuchu had the mentality of watching a good show, but he didn't expect that he was the protagonist of this good show.
Wait until she takes a closer look.
The more she looked, the more panicked she became, the more she wanted to see clearly, she rubbed her eyes vigorously, focusing on the front.
Sitting in the position of the two people's arms in the air, the person held a pink horn and shouted hoarsely: "Burning nose hair, Lao Tzu loves you!"
This person is none other than Yu! Small! Clear!
And in his mouth, he is also shouting accurately: burning nose hair.
Seeing this, Wang Chuchu almost took a mouthful of old blood and spurted out of his chest.