A drunken friend once asked me: What is life? Ordinary people come, live ordinary lives, and then when the time comes, they go ordinary and ordinary. Walking the same road day after day, there is no difference in the slightest, what is life born for, what is it to live for?

I know that the people who ask me such questions are the ones who know me and my identity that is unbelievable to modern people.

And every time at this time, I would look up at the sky with a face full of vicissitudes at an angle of forty-five degrees, pretend to be a good force and then pretend to pat him on the shoulder deeply, wipe the oil stains on my hands after eating the street barbecue, and sigh earnestly: live for life, live for life, maybe what you envy is what others desperately want to give up.

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Preface.

It's a clean world, at least on the surface. Blue skies, clear rivers, fresh air, and the bustle of neon traffic.

Yes, you heard it right, at least for me, who is now being choked by the neck and about to suffocate to death, even if it is smog, as long as I can breathe the air, I am happy.

I couldn't even feel the sharp pain coming from my neck anymore because it was numb. Even the disgusting face, which was only a few centimeters in front of me, almost reaching the crotch of my pants, seemed to have turned into a peerless face, like an angel calling me softly, "Child, come on, come on"

I peed, really, scared to pee.

I didn't blush with shame, and I didn't care if my urine was on the female ghost's tongue.

I'm just a little unwilling, and I regret it. In the middle of the night, a good boy didn't hide in the dormitory and play with birds, but ran here to play with his life. If there is a regret medicine in the world, it ······, but, alas, it is difficult to say.

I was lifted by the hanged man in front of me like a chicken, and my neck seemed to be squeezed on all sides by a thousand pounds. But I didn't have the slightest strength to fight back, my eyes were dark, and the hands that were waving around consumed the last bit of strength and slowly drooped.

Are you going to die......? The thought crossed my mind, maybe I was going to die.

But just as my fingers touched my thighs, I suddenly saw hope. Because I felt a ball of paper, it was a talisman, an exorcism talisman, the last piece of equipment I had on me.

I thought that the rune paper had been used up, but I didn't expect that there was another one that was pestled into a ball and cushioned under the bottom when he reached out to grab the talisman in a panic.

Since he sees hope, a fool will let it go in vain. So I struggled to reach into my trouser pocket and pulled out the last of the exorcismal talismans.

But then I was speechless, my neck was choked so hard that I couldn't pronounce the spell at all.

It's not okay to recite silently in my heart, with my current half-hung Taoism, I can't recite a spell, which is no different from a ball of paper paper, except for the comparison of butts.

What can I do, if I saw water in the desert, why did I die by the waterhole? Thief God, I cao your grandma.

I screamed in my heart, but there was no expression on my face. It's not that I'm buried deeply, but a reddened pork liver face that really can't make any expression.

The female ghost who killed a thousand knives didn't see my small action of holding the talisman, because the action in this case was indeed quite small.

His uncle, I want to coax the left hand with a talisman and a peachwood sword in the right hand to chase this little girl's ass around the playground to him three times left and three times right, and then twist the neck and twist the ass when it's over.

But the plot doesn't allow it right now, if life is a TV series, at this moment I really want to pull out the director and put it in the other hand of this little girl.

Thinking about yesterday, I was still imagining how to beat this little girl to the ground, while drawing talismans with high spirits.

Alas, after all, I was still too young, and I used to fantasize about how I was compared to a cow, but now I found out that my uncle actually lost the cow.

I tried to say the incantation, but all I could do was make a few 'ho-ho-ho' sounds.

The little lady probably took my struggle as a fear and begged her for mercy, and the eyes of the two dead fish were suddenly full of banter, and the strength in her hands decreased a lot, and she probably wanted to play me to death slowly.

Of course, it's no wonder that the little girls think so, because I'm scared in the first place, otherwise I can scare the pee out?

But begging her for mercy? Just kidding, if you can let me go if you beg for mercy, what are you waiting for, auntie, your hands are sore after pinching for so long, come and I'll pinch your hands? ······.

The little girl's slight release gave me a chance to breathe, and the vision gradually became a lot clearer.

But as soon as I saw the dignity of the little lady's skin, I felt sick to my stomach for a while, and I had no choice but to swallow the spicy noodles I ate when I first set off to my neck. It's good or good, spicy strips are expensive.

I swallowed my nausea and comforted myself.

After recovering some of my strength, I took the opportunity to use the boxing technique that my grandfather had taught me since I was a child, and kicked the little girl in the abdomen.

Although the strength is not large, the Dao Qi is very weak, and the movements are not chic enough, but fortunately, it is quite effective.

The little lady didn't expect that I still had the courage and strength to resist, and I kicked over carelessly, and the hand holding my neck finally let go.

I didn't care about taking a few more breaths of sweet and refreshing haze, so I spread my feet and ran.

But apparently my previous kick had also angered the hanged man, and she would not let me go easily.

Sure enough, not long after running away, the female ghost chased after her with a strange scream.

Just kidding, big sister, I run on two legs, you uncle's floating, fighter jet against van, you still have to face it.

Fortunately, I was prepared from the beginning, it would be best if the little lady didn't catch up, if she caught up, hehe, if you can't finish eating and take away my uncle, you won't be surnamed Chu.

Sensing the female ghost getting closer and closer to me, I hurriedly recited the incantation as planned:

Taishang Laojun, illuminating Xuanming, Liujia and Liuding, protecting my true spirit, giant heavenly beasts, subduing the five soldiers. Five days of evil, death and extinction, where it is, all the gods welcome. I am ordered by the ancestors of the Three Qing Paths to go.

Just when the hanged ghost was about to catch up with me, I just finished reciting the spell, and then I thought I was very chic and turned around and immediately pasted the talisman paper in my hand on the female ghost's lower abdomen.

There may be a magistrate who wants to ask, why didn't I directly post a symbol after the successful sneak attack, and came to take advantage of his illness and kill him? Actually, I wanted to do this, but I couldn't guarantee that I could utter the obscure exorcism spell at that distance, and although the little girl was attacked by me, it didn't hurt her much, but it made her vigilant, and she rashly went up and beat the water dogs instead of giving meat.

No, the plan went seamlessly, and the little girls were successfully fooled.

But what happened next made me completely confused, the expected scene of the female ghost being bounced off did not appear, but as if she was frozen, her feet were suspended from the ground and she stood still.

Then I saw her bend her head and look at me suspiciously, and I looked up at her too.

We looked at each other in confusion and "affectionately", and we were a couple in love. I can't even guarantee that there will be any inappropriate scenes in the future.

I looked at each other affectionately for at least thirty seconds, and although I didn't count them, I clearly remember that it was a really long time. I couldn't stand on my legs and started to tremble.

I trembled and removed the salty pig hand attached to her lower abdomen, and a strange purple "rune paper" fluttered at my feet, and through the faint light of the street lamp in the distance, I could clearly see that it was written 'People's Bank of China, Wu Yuan'.

I was stunned, really, there was a bust of Grandpa Mao printed on it, and between the kind eyebrows, I seemed to see Grandpa Mao smiling at me, as if to say: "You stupid b"

I've tried to laugh when I stick my tongue out, but I can't do it as sharp as the laugh of the hanged man in front of me, which I can't describe in words, but I know that it's my amulet, many times more effective than my exorcism.

I'm a sad kid, and always have been.

was pinched twice by the same female ghost in more than ten minutes, who is sad if I don't mourn? The most important thing is that I am still a child who is taken care of by God, giving hope and despair, who is taken care of if I am not taken care of?

After that, I often think that this thief is not very idle, if he is really idle, he will play with birds at the same time, what does his uncle mean by playing like this. Later, I felt that this was not right, and if the thief said that he was playing with birds, then I would suffer a lot.

Of course, that's all for later, so let's not mention it for now.

Anyway, I was choked by the female ghost again, and somehow, this little girl's skin loves my neck, and the one who pinched it in her hand is called a love. It's just that I pity me, I just sent the judge away, and I saw that I had ushered in Hades again.

I was desperate, really, I didn't have the strength to resist, and I didn't want to resist anymore.

It's just that looking back on my life, I'm a little unwilling. Xiao Diao, who has been at the same table for a few months, hasn't had time to say a few more words to her.

I was only seventeen years old, the age of a dog's tail grass, but I died here like this, without a stench for 10,000 years, let alone a hundred years of history.

The only people who noticed my sudden disappearance were the few bad friends in the dormitory, and the old class who often wore a menopausal face.

There is no way to go to heaven and no way to enter the earth, and at this moment I have thoroughly comprehended this sentence.

I didn't expect to be at a dead end in my first attempt, and my dream of becoming a low-key pretending hero and crisscrossing the flower field city was only one fulfillment and I was going to be stillborn at the beginning.

I didn't expect to die in this popular dating mecca on campus, and I haven't been in a relationship or held hands.

Alas, there are a thousand ways and ten thousand, and all the first times are only reserved for the female ghosts in the underworld.

I tried to close my eyes, and since I was going to die, I wanted to make my appearance look more acceptable to the public.

But I found that I couldn't, and the two eyeballs seemed to be squeezed out.

It was dark in front of my eyes, my eyes were wide open, and the two seemingly contradictory phenomena appeared at the same time, and I felt like I was going to die, really.

What does it feel like to be on the verge of death? Now that I know that there is no pain in my body, I feel free from a lot of constraints, as if I am about to float out of the universe, which is a very comfortable and warm feeling.

At that moment, I had the idea that it was a blessing to be immersed in this feeling.

But just when I thought everything was going to fall to the ground, a rooster crow sounded like a heavenly sound through time and space, and it came from afar through the campus wall.

I felt the tremendous force in my neck suddenly disappear, followed by a feeling of weakness and severe pain in my neck, and my body collapsed to the ground like mud in an instant, and I gulped in the air, not rejoicing for the rest of my life, but feeling so happy to be able to breathe air again.