Chapter 146 Joke
The bald man spat water one after another, and when he slowly returned to consciousness, he found himself surrounded by a group of people.
"I'm alive." He Qiaoyi stretched out his finger and shook it in front of the bald man: "How much is this?" ”
Jiang Banxia knocked away He Qiaoyi's outstretched hand and said, "Let's go." ”
When I turned around, Zhu Hu and Zhu Tan were waiting for them not far away, and it seemed that they had been waiting for a long time.
Zhiliu knelt on the tidal flat and cried bitterly, and the raft workers who supported the raft with him were called by him to make money, but there were no people after a trip.
What is this?
Yang Yiqing couldn't help it, and the person fell from the raft they were sitting on, and they didn't have time to rescue them when the waves were big, which caused such a tragedy.
He took out a piece of broken silver from his purse and stuffed it into Zhiliu's hand: "Take it and find someone to fish, and then bury him alive." ”
Zhiliu pushed the money back, he sighed and said: "How can you walk by the river without getting your shoes wet, the life of a raft worker is tied to the raft, and dying in the river is your life." ”
Resigned to his fate, Zhiliu bent down to pick up the pole on the shoal, and he dragged the raft into the river, and human life was a mustard for those of them who begged for a living on the Yellow River.
The raft workers are desperate, who will work hard if there is a living head?
Jiang Banxia looked at the shallows stretching into the middle of the river, floating on the muddy yellow river, and the stars were like ink marks from a distance.
She had heard her father mention this magnificent scene, saying that there were tens of thousands of raft workers on the Yellow River, supporting rafts every day, enjoying guests in good years, throwing corpses and looting wealth in disaster years, and fighting with the water locusts on the Yangtze River.
This group of people lives on this river, and their death deserves to fall on this river.
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"From here, all the way to the north is Monan." The passing foot merchant pointed to a wide official road: "You can go to Hezhou by foot for about a day, and you can get there in half a day by car." ”
The man pointed out that every day around noon there would be a horse-drawn carriage to River State.
Hezhou is the land of the west, but also the largest commercial market town in this area, people from nearby states and counties will run to Hezhou at the first opportunity, here to gather merchants, the local few people and Han people live together, the beliefs and customs are very different but also surprisingly harmonious.
A Yellow River passes through the edge of Hezhou, to the north is the place of the people of Mo Nan, to the south straight down to Shaanxi, Hezhou is the place where the ancient tea horse road leads to the Central Plains, so Hezhou is very prosperous, out of the merchants who spend a lot of money and craftsmen from all walks of life, the endless stream of pedestrians in the hotel post station is as much as the stars in the sky, at night here will be more lively, the street market is brightly lit, like a long dragon along the street in the city, if you look at it from a high place, you will see a fire dragon composed of lights, so lively.
But there is also exclusivity here, the Han people are pitiful like 'Shaomin' here, they form a chamber of commerce in the city to keep warm, all the Han people who go into the city to do business will rely on their origins to build a relationship with the people in the chamber of commerce, and the most powerful chambers of commerce in Hezhou are nothing more than Zhejiang, Jin, Hui, Chu these regional chambers of commerce.
Take the car they are about to take as an example, the car dealers who take this road are the industry of the Zhejiang merchants in the city, and they have monopolized the business on this road, and they can't get along with them if they come to drive the horses elsewhere.
There are people in the DPRK and China behind these businessmen, so the local government chooses to go blind directly in some things and pretend not to see it, so that the money just made on this road is extremely considerable.
Crossing the river encountered clouds and rain, and it was to save people and support the raft, Jiang Banxia and several people rolled into the natives, and they were afraid of being disliked by people for a while, so they touched into the nearby groves.
There is a shortage of water in the Hezhou area, and even the small streams in the ditch are shallow and close to the ground.
He Qiao leaned on a handful of water and poured it on his face, he rubbed it twice, his hands were full of loess, and then he rubbed it again.
"Hey, this can't be washed yet."
The sediment in the Yellow River is as delicate as prickly powder, and the phrase 'falling into the Yellow River can't be washed clean' is not a joke, but true! Falling into the Yellow River is really not clean!
Wash it once and wait until the body is almost dry, and then rub it with another layer of sediment, and the loess is so fine that it can penetrate into the skin.
Jiang Banxia only washed his face, and after the sediment on his body dried naturally, he rubbed it with his hands and shook it a few times, and most of it could basically be dropped.
The shallow stream covered the hand, and it was very cold and comfortable, and the scorching sun on the head was not hot anymore.
Yang Yiqing couldn't bear the mud and sand on his body, he took off his robe and boots and stepped into the stream, wishing that he could rub the skin off his body.
"Why don't you come down and wash?" Yang Yiqing took the water and poured it on his body, and while watering, he invited Jiang Banxia and them to come down and take a shower.
Jiang Banxia, who was sitting well under the shade of the tree, was suddenly called out by Yang Yiqing, she looked back and was almost blind.
Yang Yiqing and He Qiaoyi were so stripped that only a piece of cloth remained, and the two of them were flowing in the stream, not only washing themselves, but also asking her to come over and wash together.
"Boss, it's still early at noon, how comfortable it is to wash up." He Qiaoyi invited: "Let's wash together!" ”
"Nope." Jiang Banxia refused.
"Everybody's a man." He Qiaoyi quipped: "Boss, what are you ashamed of." ”
He Qiaoyi's gaze subconsciously swept to the lower half of his body, and said obscenely: "It doesn't matter what you look like, our brother can still dislike you." ”
Jiang Banxia's raised hand froze, she twisted her head back and silently pulled a piece of soil from the ground.
"Boss, I'll ask you something." He Qiaoyi asked seriously: "I've been thinking about whether the fathers-in-law in the palace are standing or squatting when they go to the toilet?" Boss, you know what? ”
"I don't know."
He Qiaoyi smiled, and his tone was full of gossip: "Boss, are you also interested?" ”
After speaking, He Qiaoyi said meaningfully: "Honestly, boss, have you ever peeked at your godfather going to the toilet..."
He Qiao was greeted by a clod of soil that fell from the sky and flew directly into his mouth.
Jiang Banxia patted the slag on her hand, and she looked at He Qiaoyi with a cold look in her eyes: "If you can't speak, you won't say a word." ”
Open the yellow cavity to her head, has she treated He Qiaoyi too well recently? Let people kick their noses in the face!
Later, He Qiaoyi reacted that Jiang Banxia was really angry, he didn't show it on his face, but he was very depressed in his heart, didn't he just make a few harmless jokes, how could he be angry?
He rarely saw Jiang Banxia get angry, and it was really a little inexplicable to get angry with him for a few jokes.
He Qiaoyi, who hadn't figured it out for a long time, was patted on the shoulder by Yang Yiqing.
"Ahem." Yang Yi cleared his throat: "Brother Jiang seems to care about Lord Cao very much, your joke is a little too much." ”
He is right, if the people who arrange these meat words are the people who care about the other party, how can they not be angry, let alone be the godfather of others.
According to the elders, this is insulting the elders, and going to the yamen to sue this matter will definitely be able to file a case.
It's normal for people to be angry.
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