"It's really a street, and a good dream is broken like this......"

When his eyes were half-opened, Lao Fei's strange Guangpu sounded.

Seeing him open his eyes and speak, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and I entered the 100,000 mountains and tossed around, but my efforts were not in vain. Despite the dangers, this guy finally woke up.

It's just that...... Listening to the tone of his words, he didn't seem to want to wake up, and he didn't know what he had experienced in his dreams.

The old fat was lying in the coffin, his eyes rolling, and he seemed to be a little unable to react.

After a long while, the sluggish expression on his face became richer, and he looked at me and Yan Xiaoying in a daze, and asked puzzledly, "Why do you look at me with such eyes?" It's like a dead father, by the way, where is this? ”

This thing is full of anger when he speaks, and he doesn't look like a person who has been in a coma for nearly ten days and has not eaten a drop of rice. Come to think of it, this may be because of Granny Yan and Huang Yuting taking care of her.

Otherwise, if ordinary people are hungry for more than ten days, I am afraid that they will not be able to wake up even if there is an antidote.

It's just that...... We were in a good mood, but when we heard him speak, the atmosphere suddenly disappeared, and I even wanted to lift my foot into the coffin and step on his face.

Why is this thing's mouth so unclean?

Lao Fei muttered to himself, while looking sideways at the narrow coffin walls on both sides, and asked in surprise: "Didn't I fall asleep in the Evergreen Temple?" How to lie here? Odd...... Why does this wooden box look a bit like a coffin? ”

He said as he struggled to get up.

But I don't know if it's because I've gained weight these days from sleep, and I can't get up for a while, and the fat on my waist is stuck by the narrow coffin wall.

Yan Xiaoying and I glanced at each other, both of them felt funny, and then we sat on the wall with our hands very tacitly.

This thing has hurt me and Yan Xiaoying, how can we easily help him at this time?

Lin Miao stood far away, looking at the old fat in the coffin with some curiosity, but he didn't say a word. As for Old Lady Yan, when she saw Lao Fei wake up, she turned around and walked out of the house.

Lao Fei struggled in the coffin for several minutes, but still couldn't get up, and Yan Xiaoying and I couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Old Fat heard the laughter, glared at us, and said, "Hurry up, come and help." ”

Yan Xiaoying and I glanced at each other, walked over and erected the whole coffin. The coffin was placed on two benches, so it didn't take much effort to erect it.

"It seems that this coffin is not suitable for you, and you will have to measure and make an enlarged pair when you die in the future." Erecting the coffin and looking at the old fat stuck inside, Yan Xiaoying couldn't help but make fun of it.

"The most poisonous woman's heart, sure enough...... Who the hell was the fucking prank to put Lao Tzu in the coffin? Lao Fei didn't dare to be angry with Yan Xiaoying, but complained about the person who put him in the coffin.

I was the one who put him in the coffin before, and I carried his body weighing more than 200 pounds from Changqingguan here, and now I feel incredible when I think about it.

At that time, I didn't know where the strength and courage came from?

At this time, Lao Fat landed on the ground with his feet, pulled the edge of the coffin with both hands, and squeezed out of it. Fortunately, there is nothing to say about the quality of the coffin made by Old Lady Yan, otherwise it is estimated that this thin-skinned coffin will be blown up by his fat figure.

Lao Fei was still complaining in his mouth, and suddenly noticed that something was wrong, and when he looked down, he saw the urine bag and tube wrapped around his waist, and his face couldn't help but change greatly.

"What the fuck...... What is it? ”

"A device to keep you from peeing in the coffin!" I couldn't help but explain.

"This ......"

Lao Fei looked indignant, reached out to pull the urine bag tube wrapped around his waist, and Yan Xiaoying turned his head away.

Next, I saw that an incomparably rich expression appeared on Lao Fei's face, and the expression was so wonderful that it could be photographed and uploaded as an emoji.

Then, we heard the old fat's heart-rending screams, which shook the whole room.

"It's gone! Gone! ”

I wondered, "What's missing?" Look at your nervousness, it shouldn't be ......"

The old fat stood in place, still holding the urine bag in his hand, the whole person was depressed, and muttered: "It's miserable! The scaly eagle that has been raised for more than 20 years has become a hairless monster bird when he wakes up, which ...... Who did it? ”

I was stunned when I heard this, but it took me a while to understand, and I laughed: "I think it's a hairless earthworm, right?" Speaking of which, you really have to prepare a heavy gift and go to the central hospital in the town to thank Huang Yuting. ”

"What am I thanking her for? Did she do it? But I'm not related to her, she has nothing to do with my pants to do this kind of thing? ”

Lao Fei frowned, looked inside the room, and then his eyes fell on Lin Miao on the side, and he stayed for a while, then he turned his head and stared at me again: "Lao Yan, give me an explanation, otherwise even if it is my top boss, this matter will not be over." ”

"You can wake up, in addition to thanking Huang Yuting, I think the most important thing you should thank is Tianyan." Yan Xiaoying said carelessly.

Next, we came to the courtyard, Yan Xiaoying told Lao Fei in detail what happened in the Evergreen Temple, as well as our going to the Underground Burial Lake to find the ghost lantern fruit, Lin Miao's identity, etc.

After hearing this, Lao Fei was stupid, and even couldn't believe it, and asked, "Is all this true?" Not a story you made up? ”

Yan Xiaoying rolled her eyes at it, and said angrily: "What are we lying to you for?" Besides, Lin Miao and the others are here, I don't believe you ask him. ”

Lao Fei's eyes turned, glanced at Lin Miao, and said with disgust on his face: "This guy is a wooden stove, can't he speak?" ”

Lin Miao glanced at Lao Fei and said lightly: "It's true." ”

After speaking, he was silent.

"I still don't believe it."

As he spoke, he suddenly reached out and pulled the clothes off my chest.

"Men and beasts can't stand kisses, what are you doing?" I shoved it away, glaring and scolding.

"It's true."

The old man stayed where he was, and the whole person was stunned, and said to himself: "I didn't expect Lao Tzu to be wise and famous, and he would be fascinated by people with incense." ”

……

After the next explanation, Lao Fei finally accepted it.

I was hungry at this time, but looking at the situation, Granny Yan had no intention of leaving us for dinner, so she had a few shabby words with Yan Xiaoying and told her to rest well these days.

Then Lao Fei and I took Lin Miao out of the coffin shop.

Lao Fei had just woken up, but his mental state was surprisingly vigorous, and he was on the same page as the taciturn Lin Miao, chattering and saying inconsequential words along the way, the purpose was to win the latter's answer, or a smile.

For this reason, he even told erotic stories......

It's just a pity that Lin Miao didn't enter the oil and salt and ignored him indifferently.

"It's really a piece of wood, I'll call you wood in the future." After a while, Lao Fei gave Lin Miao a nickname.

I was helpless about this, but my body and mind were relaxed.

Now I don't want to do anything, I just want to go home and eat my mother's home-cooked food, and then get a good night's sleep.

As for Lao Fei and Lin Miao, I naturally can't leave them behind, but fortunately, although my mother and father are strict with me, they have always been very polite to the guests I brought back since they were young.

This is hospitality etiquette, whether it is at the dinner table or talking with the elders, my father has his own set of rules, and he has taught me since I was a child.

When I was a child, I don't know how many times my father knocked on the back of my hand at the dinner table, and my mouth was swollen when I learned the vulgar words I heard from other partners.

Dad often said that although we are ordinary people, loyalty and filial piety etiquette are virtues that have been handed down since ancient times, and they are also a person's temperament cultivation, which cannot be abandoned.

In recent years, my father's discipline of me has gradually decreased, allowing me to smoke and drink and do some outrageous behaviors at home, but he doesn't care.

It's my mother, who went from discipline to complaining, to helplessness in the end......

Time grows old, and I clearly feel that they are powerless over the years.

The village is still the same village as a child, but there are new buildings instead of old mud brick houses, just like the words that my father often hung on his mouth, "the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves", the old generation will eventually pass away, and now it is the world of young people.

And why wouldn't we? The earth will not stop turning, and the new man will eventually become the old man, but time will not stop because of one or one thing.

In the long river of time, what is our short generation, what is a short life?

No one can predict what will happen in the future, the only thing we can do is to face it calmly, because things will always come......

Walking on the laneway of the village, I met many villagers.

Although everyone was curious, it was not strange that I brought Lao Fei and Lin Miao back, but some people couldn't answer when they asked about Jingmei.

When I walked into the house with Lin Miao and Lao Fei, I happened to see my mother wearing a straw hat and a sickle in her hand and Xiaoya, who was also dressed in the same way, going out.

Seeing the three of us, my mother was slightly stunned and asked, "Stinky boy, why are you dressed like this?" These two are your friends? ”

I nodded, the old fat mouth was sweet, and when I walked over, I shouted cordially: "Hello Auntie, I was just transferred from above to guard the mountain with Tianyan." ”

Lin Miao, on the other hand, nodded beside him, and then there was no more.

"Why don't you call in advance when you bring your friends back, there are no vegetables in this house, I'll go to the health center to inform your dad and ask him to come back to kill chickens and entertain your friends." My mother was very happy and went to the health center to call me dad.

I said, "No, Lao Fei and Lin Miao are not outsiders, let alone daughters-in-law meeting their parents, where do they need to be so grand?" What's more, I don't want to eat meat now, I just want to eat green vegetables and rice. ”

Lao Fei was not happy when he heard it, and said angrily: "So the two of us don't matter?" You don't want to eat meat, I still want to eat it, I haven't had anything to eat for days, and I'm dying of hunger. ”

I frowned and said, "This is my house and not yours, and besides, you didn't bring gifts to visit my parents, so why should you be grandly entertained?" Of course...... Except for Lin Miao. ”

"Who said I didn't prepare a present?"

Lao Fei rolled his eyes at me, and suddenly took out two red envelopes from his pocket, one handed to my mother, and the other to Xiaoya, and said, "Auntie, little girl, congratulations on your Happy New Year in advance." I came in a hurry, I didn't prepare any gifts, please accept it with little care. In the future, Lao Yan and I will be on the Heavenly Mountain, and if we celebrate the New Year's Festival, we will have to go down the mountain to eat. ”

"Okay, then I'll take it."

My mother laughed heartily, took the red envelope, handed me the sickle in her hand, and instructed, "I'll call your father, and you go to the field to pick some vegetables and come back." ”

I wanted to say something, but she's gone.

"Thank you, old watch." Xiaoya took the old fat red envelope and was very happy.

She and Lao Fei have met, and under Lao Fei's words and deeds, she directly calls Lao Fei Lao Biao.

The old fat laughed, picked up the little girl, and walked into the yard, as if he were going back to his own home.

Lin Miao and I followed closely.

"Old Fat, when did you prepare this red envelope?" I wondered in my heart, he had been lying in the coffin before, where did he get the red envelope?

"I took it in the coffin shop, and I don't know how much money is in it." Lao Fei replied while teasing the little girl.

"What?"

When I heard this, I was stunned: "You stole the red envelope that Old Lady Yan put in the rice bowl and gave it as a gift to my mother and Xiaoya?" This ......"

I was so angry in my heart, I really wanted to rush up and kick the old fat away......