Chapter 201: The Rules of the Heavenly Palace
"Brother Ye, my name is Zhang Wengan, and I am the son of Master Zhang, the imperial historian. ”
"Brother Ye, my name is Li Wenhao, and I am the only son of Master Li, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites. ”
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A group of people pounced on each other, each introducing themselves, wanting to make friends with Qin Shou.
The future son-in-law of the Emperor of Heaven and the future master of the Heavenly Palace, with this identity, it is worth befriending, no matter what the future holds, at least it is right to have a good relationship now.
Qin Shou coped with a little sentence or two at the beginning, but when there were more and more people in the back, it was difficult for him to deal with it, and he waved his hand directly, saying that he was not free and wanted to prepare for the wedding, and he left in a hurry after visiting one by one.
The status of these people is not low, no matter whether Qin Shou has become a colt or not, it is not easy to offend, so he can only avoid them.
Back at the post house, a group of internal supervisors had already received the door, and when Qin Shou looked confused, they took Qin Shou away, and the buns they had just bought were thrown away without eating a bite.
According to the rules of heaven, if you want to marry a princess, you must go through a series of examinations in advance, check the body, check the stomach, make sure that there are no diseases, stubborn diseases, etc., and carefully wash the dirt on the body, in short, it is very troublesome. After fiddling with it, Qin Shou was one head or two big, and in the end, he simply lay in the bath, slumped there, motionless, let them fiddle, and did not resist.
When everything was done in the end, it was already evening, and Qin Shou was also hungry for a day, he hadn't eaten anything, and he was dizzy.
"Hey, I'm starving, can you get something to eat?" Qin Shou grabbed a small inner supervisor and asked.
The little inner supervisor: "Wait a minute, the slave will go and get you food." ”
The little eunuch hurried down, and after a while, he came back with a bowl of porridge.
Qin Shou looked at the rice porridge in the bowl, there was no oil or water at all, and his eyes widened, "Don't tell me, just let me eat this?"
The little inner eunuch said lightly: "Back to the princess, this is the rule of the palace, before the princess and the horse get married, she must clean her intestines for three days, and send out all the filthy things in her body before she can touch the jade body of Her Royal Highness the princess." Master Ma, your marriage was in a hurry, and only one day of purifying your intestines is already considered an additional forgiveness for Your Majesty. ”
Is this still marriage? This is clearly a sin!
Qin Shou said angrily: "Purify the intestines, I will clean your uncle, hurry up and get out of me." ”
The little inner eunuch hesitated: "Then Master Ma, don't you drink this bowl of porridge?"
"Drink, it's just a bowl of porridge, why don't I drink it?" Qin Shou was furious, snatched the porridge, and after suffocating it in one bite, he threw the bowl back to the little inner supervisor and drove him away.
It's upset to watch!
Qin Shou was lying on the bed, his stomach was rumbling, he hadn't slept for two days and one night, he didn't eat anything, he only drank a bowl of porridge, it was useless at all, he was hungry and sleepy, and he fell asleep in a daze.
By the time he woke up, it was the middle of the night.
The full moon hangs high in the night sky, casting a bright moonlight.
Looking at the bright moonlight and listening to the gurgling sound in his stomach, Qin Shou sighed, "It's fifteen again...... On Earth, today should be the Mid-Autumn Festival...... The ancients said that during the Mid-Autumn Festival, the full moon is reunited, and the family admires the moon and eats moon cakes...... Alas, wife, children...... Damn, even if it's just one person, I'm going to eat mooncakes!"
With a twist on his heart, Qin Shou quietly stunned an inner prison guarding the door, changed into the clothes of an inner prison, and walked out with such a swagger.
Along the way, Qin Shou was very swaggering, undisguised, caught a small palace maid, and asked directly: "Where is the imperial dining room?"
The little palace maid was shocked by the domineering aura on his body, and only showed him the direction.
Qin Shou touched the little palace maid's face with great satisfaction, the skin was very smooth and smooth, and he left with a smile.
The little palace maid under her was messy in the wind, her face was confused, she was a little incredulous, didn't she say that the eunuch didn't have that thing?
The little palace maid did not lie to Qin Shou, Qin Shou followed the direction she pointed and quickly found the imperial dining room.
He was about to push open the door of the imperial dining room when he heard the sound of soft footsteps inside, and the sound of rummaging through boxes and cabinets, as if someone was stealing something inside?
"Got a thief?"
This was Qin Shou's first reaction, there were even thieves in the Heavenly Palace? However, this thief's taste was also quite unique, and he stole something to the imperial dining room? What else did the imperial dining room have?
He had forgotten that he had also come to the imperial dining room to steal food?
Shrugging his shoulders, Qin Shou decided to rush in and startle the other party.
With a sudden force of his hands, Qin Shou pushed open the door with a 'bang', rushed in, and shouted loudly: "Slack, little thief, where to escape?"
Then, Qin Shou saw a scene that he will never forget.
He saw a woman with a slightly chubby face, roasting chicken in one hand, roasting duck in the other, and half a fish in her mouth, her eyes widened, and she looked at him blankly, with a look of astonishment.
Qin Shou also looked at this chubby woman blankly, and said dumbfounded: "Seven...... Seven princesses?"
That's right, this woman who stole chickens and ducks in the imperial dining room is officially about to marry his seventh daughter of the Emperor of Heaven, Jiang Yingying.
It's just that Jiang Yingying's appearance is completely like a greedy shrew, where is there still a little bit of the appearance of a lady princess, which completely subverts the impression she left in Qin Shou's heart when they met for the first time.
After taking a closer look and confirming that the woman in front of him was Jiang Yingying, Qin Shou said dumbly: "Seventh Princess, why did you get here?"
When the seventh princess saw Qin Shou, she was also a little embarrassed, and hurriedly threw away the chicken, duck and fish meat in her hand, wiped the oil stains from the corners of her mouth, and said with an embarrassed expression: "Ye ...... Mr. Ye, you ...... How did you end up here?"
is worthy of being a princess, she has seen the world, she is calm and calm, she reacts quickly, and in just one sentence, she immediately shifted her attention to Qin Shou.
Qin Shou smiled: "I haven't eaten for a day, and I can't stand the hunger, so I want to sneak over and find something to eat." ”
The Seventh Princess said angrily: "What? You haven't eaten for a day? I haven't eaten for three whole days, it's so unfair, I don't accept it." ”
She shouted in her mouth and refused to accept it, picked up a roast chicken with both hands, and took a big bite, as if using this roast chicken as a tool to vent her feelings.
Qin Shou was speechless, it turned out that the two of them were suffering from the same disease, and they were both hungry, so they were forced to come to the imperial dining room to steal food.
However, the seventh princess was obviously worse than herself, and she was hungry for three days.
Qin Shou also hated and said: "That's right, the rules of the Heavenly Palace are indeed too inhumane, and you have to clean your intestines when you get married, what kind of rule is this." ”
The seventh princess was stunned for a moment, and then she came back to her senses, she was going to get married, and the object of marriage was in front of her eyes.
She coughed lightly twice in embarrassment, and put down the roast chicken in her hand, no, you have to stay ladylike! Baidu read the latest chapter of "Nine Realms War Divine Literature" for free for the first time.