"Jiang Xiaoyou, there is wine, good music, and beauty here, why don't you drink it?"

Jiang every trance,

In the next storyboard, he is already sitting on the ground, with a stone as a table in front of him, and there are fine wines and fragrant fruits on the table.

On the left-hand side, it was Xing Tian'er, with a confused face.

On the right hand, it was Lan Lei, her eyes were confused.

On the other side, there was the Peach Blossom Layman, who raised his wine glass, "Come, drink this cup together." ”

Jiang Mei excused: "I don't know how to drink." ”

Peach Blossom Monk: "Good day and fine wine, don't let it down, come and drink a glass together." ”

Jiang Mei: "Okay... bar. ”

……

Xing Tian'er insisted: "During work, you can't drink. ”

Peach Blossom Monk: "Look, the bright moon is in the sky, the full moon is good, when you have fun in time, raise your glass." ”

Xing Tian'er: "Yes... Is it? ”

……

Lan Lei: "I drive, I can't drink"

Peach Blossom Monk: "Famous horses and treasures are lonely, only the drinker leaves his name, cheers." ”

Lan Lei: "..."

……

The old man clapped his hands and struck the knots: "Play music." ”

Suddenly, the fairy music was swirling, and the plans were staggered.

The cute little fairies were star-eyed, surrounded Xing Tian'er, and listened to him tell the story of the heroic thief.

"Wow, you're amazing!"

"People adore you so much!"

Xing Tian'er: "What is this, I must handle the most powerful case!" ”

…

A dashing scholar in white, drinking and chanting poetry,

Raise a glass to invite Mingyue and bow your head to Si Lanlei.

The goddess of the iceberg corrected coldly: "The battle is not neat. ”

…

The host is too welcoming, and the guests deserve to reciprocate.

"The bells and drums are not expensive enough, but I hope that the drunkenness will not wake up, come, let us do elegant music to help the fun."

Jiang stood up and said:

"I can do this.

I'm going to play a piece for everyone. ”

"Okay?" Everyone applauded and welcomed.

A beautiful fairy walked out with Yaoqin in her arms.

"I'll accompany Childe." Ying Xianzi said, "What kind of musical instrument does Childe need?"

"Suona!"

Jiang Mei said loudly.

Suddenly, there was silence.

The old man looked heavy and asked, "Ying'er, are you okay?" ”

Ying Fairy bit her teeth:

"Okay!"

The little fairy boy gave Jiang Mei a suona,

It's been a long time since I've blown it, and it's still a little jerky.

When the first note came out, it was immediately smooth.

Jiang pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "I'll play a song for everyone, 'Joyful and Joyful'." ”

Fairy Ying was angry and dantian, her face was solemn, and her hands were in a posture on the yaoqin.

The loud suona sound soars into the sky, like the most crisp bird's cry, rushing to a high place, a tactful,

A series of cheerful notes jumped out one after another.

Suddenly, the loud suona sound controlled the audience.

It was as if a thousand birds were chirping at the same time, lively and mixed, a timbre pierced the clouds, flying on the clouds, frolicking, tactful,

Elevated, elevated, to the highest place?

Listen with bated breath, the next note, penetrate nine days!

"Huh~" The audience's hearts were then mentioned above the nine heavens, with ups and downs.

Look, Fairy Ying, she moved her fingers like the wind, quickly plucked the strings, and used all her life's strength, but the sound of Yaoqin was steadily suppressed by suona.

Soon, her forehead was covered with beads of sweat.

"It's not good, Fairy Ying can't hold on anymore. I'll help her. ”

A pair of flutes joined,

But he was also lost in the high-pitched and loud suona sound.

Then, the pipa, the dong flute, the zheng... all joined in one after another,

The ensemble of twelve fairies, the scene is so spectacular,

On Shennong Mountain, the wind stopped, and all trees, flowers, animals and insects stopped moving.

All the spectators present, hold your breath and listen.

The twelve fairies are beautiful, and the musical instruments are skillful in tacit understanding,

However, after all, it can't be defeated by a suona,

As soon as the suona comes out, who competes.

A song,

The twelve fairies sweat through the gauze clothes,

Fairy Ying turned pale and said guiltily, "I lost." ”

Jiang every song, it's really refreshing,

Jiang Mei smiled modestly: "Since I was a child, my grandfather forced me and my two cousins to practice musical instruments. If my two cousins were here, the ensemble would be even more perfect. ”

The old man asked, "What musical instruments do your two cousins learn?" ”

Jiang Mei: "Oh, an erhu, a liniment." ”

“……”

Jiang Mei: "Actually, my second cousin learned chimes, but he really doesn't have music cells, and when it comes to the assessment, he can only mix among us." ”

"Haha." The peach blossom monk laughed,

The twelve fairies saluted and withdrew one by one.

The white-clothed scholars left the table one by one.

The little fairy child stepped back one by one.

The Peach Blossom Monk bowed his hand to Jiang Yi: "Jiang Xiaoyou, thank you for inviting the little old man to drink." ”

Jiang Mei hurriedly returned the salute: "You invited me to drink, I didn't invite you to drink." ”

The peach blossom monk smiled and said: "On the sixteenth day of the first lunar month, Xiaoyou sacrifices to the mountain god with wine, and the little old man is not talented, and he is the mountain god of Shennong Mountain." ”

"Ahh Jiang Mei was stunned.

Peach Blossom Monk: "The little old man is presumptuous after drinking, and he brings all living beings a drunken dream." Now that Xiaoyou has won the drinking game, it is time to wake up from this drunken dream. ”

Xing Tian'er: "Aren't the villagers poisoned?" ”

Peach Blossom Monk: "Not only is it not, but it is still a creation, the peach blossom fragrance of the little old man is a good product for fitness and strengthening, exorcism and healing, and making dreams come true." ”

The big sleeves of the Peach Blossom Mountain God were raised, and the wine and food in front of him disappeared one by one.

"Jiang Xiaoyou, you are the master of Shennong Mountain, the little old man lives in your territory, and eats your wine, what do you want? The little old man must be satisfied. ”

Jiang Mei: "It's nothing! Just pay some rent. ”

Peach Blossom Mountain God: "Rent? …… Haha, people in the world have always sought wealth, marriage, wisdom, fame and fortune, and it was the first time someone asked for rent. Interesting and interesting. ”

Jiang Mei: "Be a landlord and collect some rent, so it can be regarded as opening up sources and reducing expenditure." However, you are an old resident, and I will give you a 7% discount. ”

Peach Blossom Mountain God: "Haha, Jiang Xiaoyou, you are really a child's heart." The little old man is in a mountain god, so he will use the wind and rain as the rent. ”

The laughter echoed in the mountains and forests, the peach blossom mountain gods, the immortals, and the wine banquet had disappeared without a trace.

Lan Lei looked at Jiang Mei's gaze, with a hint of appreciation in her coldness.

Xing Tian'er gave a thumbs up, "Boss Jiang, Niu." ”

Jiang hesitates, should there be a little regret~

"I really think it's good for the mountain god to pay a little rent, after all, I'm really going to run a deficit."

Turning to thought:

"However, it seems that it is even better to be able to adjust the wind and rain."

The 2020003 of the small theater - Yangge Society

"Hey, hey... Do you hear me? Hey, hey, hey..."

Today's weather is good, very windy and sunny,

A loudspeaker sounded over the village of Nanjin

"Ahem~ Villagers, gay men, lesbians, there is something to inform you.

The annual Yangko meeting is about to start, and there are only three people in our village Yangko team who have signed up, namely the women's director Ma Dajiao, the security captain Wang Qiancheng and the villager Li Xiaogang of the three teams......"

The old horse is delivering the pigs of the old Zhu family,

The old horse went out to pick up the piglets: "Ten ......

Hey, why did you sign up again? If you go to twist Yangge, who will help me? ”

Across the pigsty, Sister-in-law Ma helped the pregnant new daughter-in-law of the Zhu family to walk in the courtyard: "Have you set up a file?" ”

"Not yet."

"I want to go to the hospital to set up a file, have a prenatal examination on time, and give birth to a good child...... I'm not a women's director, and I have to take the lead in the activities of the village. ”

Old Ma: "Fifteen, sixteen...... In our village, we count down every year, so what's so twisted. ”

Sister-in-law Ma: "You have to exercise moderately, and you will be born when you are born...... Hey, it's all about participating. ”

Lao Ma: "Then you have to deal with it, there are still several pigs to give birth to, several livestock to gelding, you have to give me a hand...... XVIII, XIX...... Twenty... Oops, and! Come and help! ”

……

"The big guys are not active in signing up, this is not good, group activities, you have to sign up enthusiastically.

If you look at the North Formation Village, everyone under the age of 60 is required to participate in principle, and there is also the West Formation Village, which has a hard target, and one person from each household ......"

Wang Qiancheng, the captain of the security team, is building a stove at home.

My daughter-in-law has been obsessed with that lately... ABC website, the fan is called Ziyi, saying that people are pastoral life, and we are also in the countryside.

You don't have to build a stove as well.

Wang Qiancheng wondered, shouldn't he learn to sing?

The daughter-in-law slapped him, "You said that is Teacher Gu Yi." ”

Daughter-in-law: "Hey, I heard that people in Beizhen Village and Xizhen Village have made a big deal this time, as long as they join the Yangge team, they will buy a pair of leather shoes." You go to beat the drum every year, and you never see anything. ”

Wang Qiancheng: "Didn't you send it last year?" ”

Daughter-in-law: "Cut, just a bottle of vinegar, and I'm embarrassed to take it home." ”

Last year, the vinegar factory engaged in sponsorship and participated in the award of a team to send vinegar.

Wang Qiancheng: "Obviously, there are two bottles..."

……

"This year, let's twist out the style and momentum! We must strengthen our confidence, establish faith, believe that we will be able to do it, and show the demeanor of our Nanjin Village.

Our goal is to keep 20 and 15! ”

Li Xiaogang was reported by his grandmother on the head, and he dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak.

Li Xiaogang: "Milk, the people who twist Yangge are all old men and old ladies, why don't you call my grandfather." ”

Li Laohan hurriedly bent over, beating his back, his back hurt~ Where are you!

Uncle Li coughed, is it okay for his father to pit his son? Theatrical performances have to be performed by young people.

Li Xiaogang: "Daddy's son is a tradition~"

Li Xiaogang: "The key is that our school also has a Yangge team this year, milk, you can't call me a traitor~"

Grandma Li: "It's just lurking." ”

Grandma Li: "I'll teach you when you're young, and be loyal to the country." ”

Li Xiaogang: "Isn't it just twisting a Yangge and reporting to the country." ”

Grandma Li, holding a big needle in her hand, took the sole of her shoe: "Only when there is a country can there be a village, only when there is a village can there be a home, only if there is a family, only when there is a family, and there is you to serve the country." ”

Li Xiaogang: "I'll go..."

……

"Everyone should put the collective interests first, subordinate personal interests to collective interests, and make their own contributions to our village.

Of course, not to mention that the village doesn't pay attention to it, the village team decided that if you sign up for the Yangge team this year, one person will be issued a pair of rubber shoes! The results are in the top ten, and one person will be given a bag of fertilizer! ”

……

On the village square, the eldest aunts, sisters-in-law, eldest girls and eldest daughters-in-law chatted with melon seeds.

The old branch secretary held a loudspeaker in his hand and shouted: "Don't eat melon seeds, don't gossip, everyone twist up and practice."

Lao Li, your matchmaker can't do it, you have to stammer a little more and laugh with you......"

Everyone laughed and laughed: "Old Li Guangba went to the matchmaker... Don't say it, it's really good..."

"Old Ma, your Zhu Bajie is more funny, you haven't acted in Zhu Bajie, haven't you delivered a pig yet?"

Big guy: "Hahaha...... This can have ......"

"That golden boy, do it, what are you doing with your chest all the time~"

Li Xiaogang: "What about serving the country well, wearing a red hood?"

Milk, your grandson is eighteen, not eight......"

……

The trumpet is sounding again,

"Hahaha, everyone come to the village to get rubber shoes and fertilizer~"

Cui Branch Secretary of Beijin Village: "There must be a shady scene." ”

Nishijin Murata branch secretary: "I must have cheated." ”

Cui Zhishu, Tian Zhishu: "How can Nanzhen Village get the first?" ”

Old branch secretary: "Hahaha......"