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"......" Hearing this, Di Yanshan almost sat on the ground, and said that he was reserved? I think I should also go up and ask that guy to sign an autograph?

No, there is a knife on the head of the color word, I want to be calm, I want to be different.

Soon, Di Yanshan dispelled the urge to find Xiao Tianyu for an autograph.

"You all get out of the way of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not Andy, and then find Lao Tzu to sign, believe it or not, Lao Tzu rapes first and then kills?" At this moment, Xiao Tianyu roared angrily, three points more powerful than the lion's roar, Nima, what kind of waste is this?

As soon as these words came out, the whole classroom was clean.

But in the next second, I saw a girl looking at Xiao Tianyu with a look: "Are you sure to rape first and then kill?" That male god, you insult me, come on, I won't sue you for insulting an underage girl!"

"Yes, yes, and me!"

"Otherwise, we'll go to the dormitory and roll the sheets now, in any position!"

......Hearing this, Xiao Tianyu was stunned, what's wrong with this world? The quality of the face is too high, it seems that TM is not a good thing, and also, am I derailed from the world, or can't keep up with the social trend? Women can be so direct?

Da-da-da-da

At this moment, the sound of stepping on leather boots sounded, and when Liu Yan entered the classroom, she was completely confused. Is this still Class A of the Gongfa Department? Are you sure it's not a place for sex?

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Thinking of this, Liu Yan suddenly knocked the ring ruler in her hand on the podium, and with a bang, the ring ruler became three sections.

Liu Yan snorted coldly: "What are you all doing?"

These words shook the entire classroom, and in an instant, the female disciples who were revolving around Xiao Tianyu obediently returned to their seats, and Xiao Tianyu finally relaxed.

But in the next second, I saw Liu Yan snorting coldly: "Xiao Tianyu, you come to the podium for me!"

"What are you doing?" Xiao Tianyu said a little depressed, shouldn't this beautiful teacher also ask me for an autograph? I'm not an international superstar, so Xiao Tianyu shrugged his shoulders and continued: "Beautiful teacher, I didn't bring a pen, and I can't sign it, next time... Next time, ok!"

"Boss, are you sure that the goddess teacher is looking for you to sign it?" Xiao Jiu pulled the corner of Xiao Tianyu's clothes from behind to express disbelief, why do I think that the goddess teacher is looking for the boss to let the boss eat the ring ruler?

"Xiao Tianyu, can't you come up?" Liu Yan was so angry that she couldn't do it.

"I didn't bring a pen!"

"You ......"

Da-da-da-da

Liu Yan stepped on her leather boots and walked towards Xiao Tianyu, she snorted coldly: "You stand up for me!"

"Why?" Xiao Tianyu was a little confused.

"Why are you embarrassed to say?" Liu Yan snorted coldly: "Do you know that you have ruined the atmosphere of the entire classroom?"

"Is this my fault?" Xiao Tianyu said innocently, obviously these women had to block it.

"Rape first and then kill, it's not what you said?" asked Liu Yan.

Damn, was heard by this woman? Xiao Tianyu had a black line on his face.

"Teacher, don't blame him, we volunteered!" a beautiful woman spoke.

"Yes, Mentor, if you want to blame, blame us!"

"And me!"

“......”

In an instant, almost all the girls in the classroom stood up to speak for Xiao Tianyu, making Liu Yan completely speechless, and Xiao Tianyu shrugged his shoulders and said seriously: "Beautiful teacher, don't blame me, you also saw it?"

Bastard!

Liu Yan is so angry, why do I have nothing to do with this guy?

So Liu Yan couldn't get angry: "Why are you late?"

"No!" Xiao Tianyu said: "I came earlier than you, okay!"

"Earlier than me?" Hearing this, Liu Yanxing's eyes were round: "I went out to look for you and just came back!"

Bang dang

Hearing this, Xiao Tianyu almost didn't have a fart, sitting under the table, this woman was not there just now, did she go to find me? Why don't I know.

And Liu Yan continued: "I soaked in girls all night yesterday, are you very tired?"

"Who said that?"

"Your two little brothers said that!"

Yes?

Hearing this, Xiao Jiu and Long Haochen were stunned, we were betrayed by the goddess teacher, especially when they saw Xiao Tianyu's cold gaze, the two of them were so frightened that they almost didn't get under the table.

"You two eat things inside and outside, after class, Lao Tzu will clean you up!" Xiao Tianyu's voice was neither yin nor yang, Xiao Jiu showed a bitter look on his face: "Boss, this is not what I said, it is Long Haochen, he said that you soaked in girls all night yesterday, and you were tired and couldn't get up in bed, Long Haochen is the culprit, you have to settle accounts with him, it really has nothing to do with me, I... I'm just giving it a little bit of a boost!"

Xiao Jiu, who got under the table, hugged Xiao Tianyu's thighs and begged for mercy.

"Get out, don't hug Lao Tzu's thighs, Lao Tzu doesn't have a brother like you!" Xiao Tianyu snorted coldly, Nima, in order to please the beautiful teacher, he betrayed Lao Tzu, and it is a non-existent thing, don't do this kind of brother.

Yes?

Hearing this, Xiao Jiu was stunned: "Boss, you can't be like this, when you are on the earth, but Boss Li Tian asked me to follow you, you don't look at the face of the Buddha, Boss Li Tian is the master of all worlds......"

"Lord of all worlds, what are you doing with Lao Tzu?" Xiao Tianyu interrupted, not mentioning Li Tian, it was okay, and when he mentioned it, he was quite angry.

"Xiao Tianyu!" At this moment, Liu Yan held the table with both hands and shouted: "What did you do last night?"

"I'm playing chess with the Emperor!"

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Hearing this, Liu Yan almost fainted out of anger, playing chess with the Emperor of Heaven? Even if you lie, can you find a credible reason, the Emperor of Heaven will play chess with you, will I be an idiot?

Liu Yan didn't believe it, naturally it made sense, what is the identity of the Emperor of Heaven, but the ruler of Tiandu, how could he play chess with an outer disciple?

So Liu Yan pointed at Xiao Tianyu: "Okay, okay, okay, count you on, go to my office after class, and now it's officially class!"

"It doesn't matter!" Xiao Tianyu didn't care, when he was studying at Cambridge University in England in the past, he went to the teacher's office every day, so he was used to it.

"You ......" Liu Yan's lungs were about to explode, but there was no way, she couldn't beat Xiao Tianyu, and even she believed that if she really wanted to pluck Xiao Tianyu's ears, she would be beaten by Xiao Tianyu.

So, Yoo Yeon began to lecture.

And Xiao Tianyu turned his gaze: "You two wait for Lao Tzu!"

"Boss... Top dog... We were wrong, we really knew that we were wrong!" Long Haochen and Xiao Jiu looked like they were admitting their mistakes, and seeing that Xiao Tianyu ignored them, Xiao Jiu pulled the corner of Xiao Tianyu's clothes and whispered: "Boss, did you really play chess with the Emperor of Heaven yesterday?"

Damn, if the boss falls in love with the Emperor of Heaven, wouldn't we be able to eat and drink spicy food later?

"What do you say?" Xiao Tianyu said

"Why did you come back so late?"

"On the way, I ran into the Godslayer!"

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