Chapter 67: The Tea Party

Early the next morning

"Ah Lang, are you alright?" Fei'er looked at Ah Lang with concern.

"What can I do, isn't this good, early in the morning, Fei'er, are you hysterical?" Ah Lang squinted at Fei'er and said.

"Virtue! The county lord came to care for you with good intentions, and put a cold ass?" Fei Er said with a wink.

"Then I'll stick your hot ass!" Ah Lang finished speaking, stretching his neck and putting his face on Fei'er's cheek.

"Okay! Father asked me to come to you!" Fei Erjiao smiled and gently pushed Ah Lang away.

The two came to the study of King Pingnan, and the prince looked at Ah Lang with a smile and said: "The emperor will hold a tea party tonight and hold a banquet, you will also go when the time comes!"

"It's boring, I'm not going!" Ah Lang was stunned for a moment, and then said.

"That's not good!" The Chinese military officials are going to go, and you are the honorary chief imperial doctor of the Tai Hospital, the imperial doctor appointed by the emperor, how can you be absent?" King Pingnan said with a smile.

"Okay, then I'll go get ready!" Ah Lang nodded in agreement, and then the three of them chatted and finished breakfast.

"Fei'er, let's go out for a walk!" said Ah Lang. Fei'er nodded.

The two of them went out of the palace "We can't just go out like this!" Ah Lang finished speaking, transforming into a middle-aged man in his thirties, hunched over, and ugly in appearance. Fei'er looked at Ah Lang and smiled, transforming into a big fat face bigger than a basin, with potholes on it, still a one-eyed, huge fan ears are about to hang down to her shoulders, her nose is facing the sky, her mouth is full of big black teeth, and she keeps smiling at Ah Lang......

"Fei'er, you can't be a little more beautiful, this is too ugly!" Ah Lang frowned.

"I just like the way I was transformed for the first time!Okay! Let's go, little husband!" Fei'er finished speaking, put her arm around Ah Lang's shoulders and left.

The two of them came to the street all the way to the street, looking around as if no one was around, attracting passers-by to look sideways, some people grinned directly, and some people looked at the two stupid looks, and couldn't help but make fun of the two......

"I said big sister, this is your father-in-law?

"I'm going to go, big brother, why have you grown into such virtue, hunched over, carrying your back, and your head is still stretched forward, just like a dog eating egg skins!"

"Big sister, you are reincarnated in the wrong child, and your appearance is too stumbling!" said a woman in her forties.

"Don't say it, these two go together, it's quite a match, the black pig is matched with the old eagle, no one will dislike anyone!"

"Brother, your aunt is full of big black teeth, so you can really get your mouth down!"

"My husband likes it, I want you to take care of it! It's really a bug from swallowing melon seeds!"

"Big girl, don't pout! The girl pouts and is coquettish, you are ugly!"

"Dare to say that my aunt and grandmother are ugly! I'll bite you to death!" Fei'er finished speaking, stretched out her hands, opened her mouth, and pounced on the young man.

"Oh, I'll go! Run! Let this ugly woman take a bite, she won't be able to eat for three days!"

"Who else dares to say that I'm ugly, stand up and see if my aunt doesn't bite him to death!" Fei'er crossed her hands on her hips, looked around with one eye, and yelled with her black teeth.

Looking at the lively crowd, they suddenly dispersed, and no one stood in place, and the street was deserted for a while.

The two talked and laughed all the way, turned to a secluded alley, restored their original appearance, came to a teahouse, sat in the hall, and drank tea leisurely.

"Fei'er, was it interesting to play just now?" Ah Lang laughed.

"It's so interesting! I'm going to do it again every few days! It's the best way to see people's hearts!" laughed Phil.

Ah Lang also said with a smile: "Most of the people in the world hate others and laugh at others! This is human nature, and it is also a bad root, and it is very difficult to get rid of it! But then again, educated people are not necessarily educated, and educated people are not necessarily educated! Educated people are not necessarily civilized, and civilized people are not necessarily educated! You see that those people on the street just now are purely idle. All those who say that people cannot be idle, that when they are idle, they will think wildly, and when they are idle, they will overflow with feelings! The so-called hypocrisy, emptiness, loneliness, and coldness are all caused by laziness and depravity! I believe that there are still many good people in the world!

Fei'er nodded and said: "That's the case, as long as the monarch can set an example and correctly guide the people's thinking, the people's customs will go up, and bad people and things can only be quietly and silently, and they dare not show their heads!

"! Fei'er is amazing! I can't see it, you also know the truth of the emperor's art and the foundation of people's livelihood!" Ah Lang glared and shouted exaggeratedly.

"Dead Lang Lang! You didn't say a serious word, and you started to be a demon again! The teahouse is a pure and elegant place, don't be surprised!" Fei'er looked at Ah Lang and said angrily.

"Who's making a noise here, get out!" shouted a young man in his twenties who stepped out of the private room.

Fei'er glanced at the young man and didn't speak, Ah Lang just lowered his head and drank tea, not looking at him at all.

The young man was stunned when he saw Fei'er, then walked closer with a smile, bowed and said, "Xiaosheng was offended just now, I don't know that the girl is here, may I ask your name?"

"Listen to your accent, you're not a citizen of the Chaohua Dynasty!" Fei'er drank tea to herself.

"In the capital of the Lower Xiliang Dynasty, I came to China with my son-in-law and others!" the young man said.

"Death to the side!, you dog minion, what right do you have to bark here?" Ah Lang sipped his tea.

"You're looking for death!" the young man changed color and reached out to grab Ah Lang.

Fei'er kicked the young man in the chest and kicked him directly back into the private room.

Suddenly a force rushed out of the private room, shot Fei Er in the chest, Fei Er stretched out his hand to meet the strength in the air and grabbed it, and then pointed like a sword, a faint bright light shot into the private room, "boom", the entire private room suddenly exploded and separated, after the owner of the teahouse saw it, he knew that he couldn't afford to provoke these people, so he hurriedly trotted all the way to report to the official!

"Girl is so skilled!" A handsome young man walked out of the broken private room, followed by three people, a man and a woman in their forties, and the young man who had just been kicked into the private room by Fei'er.

"I've seen the girl in the Lower Simon Crack!" said the handsome young man, bowing.

"You're a member of the Xiliang Imperial Family, right?" Fei'er said with a faint glance at him.

"The girl has good eyesight! is the prince of the Xiliang Dynasty, may I ask the girl's name, where is her home?"

"It's none of your business!" said Fei'er, sipping tea.

Simon's face changed slightly, looking at Fei'er's charming face, and was about to speak......

There was a noise under the teahouse, and more than a dozen officials walked up to the second floor quickly, and when they saw Fei'er, the leader hurriedly stepped forward and bowed and said, "The little one doesn't know that the little county lord is here, but who offends you?" After speaking, he turned his head sideways and looked at Ximen with a calm face.

"It's okay, you go down, the county lord will take care of this matter!" Fei Er said.

"Yes!" the leader bowed, then turned and took it away.

"It turned out to be the little county lord of the Pingnan Palace! If there is something wrong with the entourage just now, please forgive the county lord! Come here, take a thousand taels of silver tickets to the boss, and count it as a loss fee!" Ximen Crack said with a smile.

"Your Highness Ximen, the county lord still has something to do, so I'll leave first!" After speaking, he and Ah Lang got up and left.

Ximen Crack looked at Fei'er's distant back, the color in his eyes flashed, and then he and a few people also left the teahouse.

Ah Lang and Fei'er returned to the palace and dressed up carefully......

"Yo hey, the little county lord is so thoughtful, are you going to have a lover at night?" Ah Lang looked at it, and the beautifully dressed Fei'er laughed.

"Yes, accompany my little husband in the evening to attend the emperor's tea party!" Fei Er said coquettishly.

"Okay, good, good! Fei'er is getting more and more cute as soon as she dresses up! Come, let the little husband take a bite first!" Ah Lang finished speaking, licking his face and bringing his mouth up.

"What do you mean by a bite, you're a dog?" said Fei'er with a smile.

"Well, I am a big male dog without a tail, majestic and mighty, proud of the dogs, no dog can compare!"

"Hahaha...... I can't talk well with you, and if you don't say three words, you start talking nonsense!" Fei'er looked at Ah Lang's exaggerated expression and feigned anger.

In the first night, the palace of the Chaohua Dynasty is full of lights, the scenery is pleasant, the luxury and brightness of the arrangement everywhere, the civil and military ministers with their families and relatives, one after another, came to the banquet hall, and sat down one after another, Ah Lang and Pingnan Wang, Fei Er and other military bigwigs and others sat together, Tai Hospital and others also sat on Ah Lang's side, and the Tai Hospital and other doctors, under the leadership of the chief Wang Tai Doctor, greeted Ah Lang warmly, which seemed extremely affectionate, and Ah Lang also returned the salute one by one.

"The emperor is here!" a sharp voice sounded.

The generals hurriedly got up and saluted, and the emperor was followed by four people, and Ah Lang saw that it was Ximen Split, the prince of the Xiliang Dynasty, and his entourage.

This is Ximen Crack, the crown prince of the Xiliang Dynasty, who also came to participate in the tea party, everyone doesn't need to be polite, just talk freely!" the emperor smiled.

Everyone bowed their hands to the prince of the Xiliang Dynasty, Ximen Crack, and Ximen Crack also smiled and frequently returned the salute.

Ah Lang was bored and whispered to Fei'er, and everyone also talked about their own things, boasting about it all over the world.

Seeing Ah Lang and Fei'er's affectionate actions, Ximen Crack couldn't help but feel a strong sense of jealousy in his heart, and then asked with a smile: "Your Majesty, who is the person sitting next to the little county lord?"

The emperor smiled and said: "That is the honorary chief step doctor of the Tai Hospital, and it is also the imperial doctor given by me, and it is also the first military doctor in the army!

Ximen was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then nodded slightly.

"Ministers, why don't we compose a song and sing to celebrate on this beautiful day!" called a scholar.

All the scholars and scholars shouted loudly, and the generals looked helpless!

All of a sudden, literati, you are a poem, and he sells off every word......

"Ladies and gentlemen, it's good that Prince Ben is here too!" shouted Simon Crack.

Immediately the people were silent and waited for him to speak......

"This prince will come up with a couplet and entertain everyone! Let's see who can get it right! But this prince wants to pick people!" Simon said with a smile.

Everyone thought to themselves: This product is so bad, if you pick a general, how can he come up to him? The faux pas is small, and the key is to insult the national dignity!

After hearing this, the emperor also frowned slightly.

Ximen cleared his throat and said, "Shanglian: Three years of pipa and five years of Xiao, a handful of erhu to break the waist!"

Ah Lang was chatting happily with Fei'er, when he heard Simon Crack calling him, he was stunned, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he said in his heart: Nima's! You are purely looking for fault! There are so many people, why do you have to call Lang Ye?

King Pingnan and Fei'er were also stunned and looked at Ah Lang.

Ah Lang stood up, didn't think about it, and said casually: "Xialian: The thousand-year-old ancient Xun 10,000-year-old kite, for the suona to go to the sky!

Everyone below was silent, and then applauded like thunder, and applauded one after another: I can't see that Doctor Bu still has such a literary talent! Admire! Admire! Amazing! It's really hidden!

King Pingnan's face bloomed with joy, and he secretly said in his heart: My son-in-law is incredible!

The emperor was also stunned, and said secretly: I can't imagine it! Imperial Doctor Bu still has such a literary talent! Then he nodded frequently and showed favor to Ah Lang.

Simon's face changed slightly, and he said in his heart: You little imperial doctor, you dare to humiliate this prince in public!

Then he smiled and arched his hand: "I didn't expect that the Bu Taiyi still has such a profound cultural heritage, it's rare! This prince complained about the beauty of the mountains and rivers of the Chaohua Dynasty, can the Bu Taiyi use the mountain as the theme to compose a poem?"

Ah Lang secretly cursed this Ximen crack in his heart, but said with a smile on his face: "Okay! Listen: only the sky is above, and there is nothing like the mountain! Raise your head and the red sun is near, look back at the white clouds! Please give advice to His Royal Highness the Prince!" After speaking, he bowed his hand, and without waiting for Ximen Crack to reply, he sat on the chair and ate and drank.

Fei'er laughed so much that her eyes were gone, and in Ah Lang's ear, she whispered: "My little husband is so powerful, it's really a good mouth, every word is beautiful!

"It's not worth mentioning, these are pediatrics, if Master Lang shows his real talent and learns it, he will definitely be the best in the world!" Ah Lang said as he ate shark fin.

"Virtue! I'm just praising you, and you're not fat!" said Fei'er.

Everyone cheered again, and the emperor was also grinning, looking at Ah Lang and appreciating it.

Simon's face changed suddenly, and he said secretly: I don't believe that I can't crush you tonight! Can you still be proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?

"Prince Ben plays a song for everyone!" Ximen Crack got up after speaking, came to the guzheng, sat upright, took a deep breath, put his hands lightly on the strings, and with a soft sound, the ancient rhythm sounded......

Everyone secretly said: This Prince Xiliang is also an all-rounder! He is so proficient in music and rhythm, flowing smoothly, with ups and downs, it is definitely not inferior to the level of a master!

"Ah Lang, how is this Xiliang Prince Guzheng playing?" Fei'er looked at Ah Lang, who was only concerned about eating and drinking, asked.

"It's very good, he has the demeanor of a master, but it depends on who he compares to? Compared to your little husband, then he is 108,000 miles behind!" Ah Lang lowered his head and drank the golden bird's nest porridge.

"You really know how to play the zither, why don't I know, I've never heard you say it?" said Fei'er curiously.

"There are so many things you don't know! Lang Ye and I used to be at the Moon Worship Festival in the Yujing Palace, shocking the ministers, coercing the Quartet, and fascinating Qianyu and the three little girls for a while! The little eyes that worship Lang Ye are simply!" Ah Lang said with a smile.

"Blow it, then you can go up and play a song later?" Fei'er also smiled.

"No, I'm not interested, I'm not a singer!" Ah Lang shook his head repeatedly.

While the two were talking, the song of Simon Crack had been performed, and all the ministers applauded......

"Can Doctor Bu come up and play a song to help everyone!" Ximen Crack looked at Ah Lang with a smile.

"This damn thing, it's not over yet!" Ah Lang scolded quietly.

"Poof", Fei'er laughed out loud and said, "You are afraid of ghosts, but you meet a ghost, hurry up and let the county lord listen to your masterpiece!"

Ah Lang was extremely reluctant, lazily sat in front of the guzheng and said, "Then someone will play and sing a song for everyone!"

Everyone was stunned, and said secretly:! This step is still an all-rounder, not only can play tunes, but also can sing, amazing!

Ah Lang closed his eyes and thought for a moment, and then a melody sounded: the prelude was intense, chic and up-and-down, gradually turning into mournful and moving, a little desolate, and a deep voice sang slowly......

If loss is bitter

You're not afraid to give

If the fall is bitter

Do you want to be happy?

If confusion is bitterness

Should it start or end

If the pursuit is bitter

Is it strong or obsessed

If separation is bitter

To whom you will complain about your suffering?

If the promise is bitter

Do you want to reveal your true feelings

If infatuation is bitter

Is love a mistake?

If love is bitter

Where is the true love in this world?

A lot of things are always seen later

But I couldn't find my way out

A lot of things didn't feel bitter at all

Even if it's bitter, I don't think I care

After Ah Lang finished singing, there was no sound in the hall, no one spoke, some people bowed their heads in contemplation, some people looked up at the sky, tears flashed in their eyes, and the daughters of the ministers were all in tears, and the sound of muttering was endless, crying into tears......

When Ah Lang saw such a scene, he said in his heart: "Lang Ye will give you another dose of fierce medicine!" Then he said in a deep voice: "People in the world, no matter what position they are in, what class they are in, whether they are good or bad, and treacherous, they can't escape a love word! Friendship, family affection, love, and so on! The love between lovers is unforgettable! The deep meaning of this is only known to the two of them, love and hate, life and death, which is right and wrong, and it is still chaotic! Life is only a hundred years, and it is gorgeous in an instant, and it will pass in a blink of an eye, so grasp the person in front of you, don't regret it too late! The moonlit night in the spring river is emotionally moving! The moon is bright through the ages, and the moon is a person for all generations! A couple for a lifetime, half drunk, half dreaming, half floating life!" After speaking, he turned around and left, and returned to his seat.

Everyone was still in a dream, savoring what Ah Lang said......

Ah Lang looked at Fei'er and burst into tears! He couldn't help but feel very distressed, and whispered in her ear: "Fei'er! You are crying chicken feathers! I am fooling them! Don't cry, my eyes are swollen into peaches!"

"You big villain! You are really necrotic! Where did you learn this poignant rhythm and song, it will break people's hearts when they listen to it, and you can live in vain!"

The two of them were whispering, and thunderous applause and cheers rang out, shaking inside and outside the hall, and everyone's eyes looked at Ah Lang, worshipping, appreciating, admiring, sighing, and envious......

Ximen gritted his teeth in anger, glared at Ah Lang fiercely, and said in his heart: I didn't expect him to win the jackpot tonight, I must find a way to get rid of this person in order to relieve the hatred in my heart!

Ah Lang looked at Ximen Crack, and then understood his inner thoughts, and said: "Prince Xiliang! Xialian: The sky is a chessboard star, are you good about Shanglian?"

Simon Crack and the ministers were all stunned, and they all lowered their heads and thought about it......

Simon frowned, sometimes shaking his head, sometimes nodding, and then shaking his head, always feeling that the right was not perfect, and the literati also shook their heads and sighed frequently......

"Ah Lang, you're dead! You're playing tricks again!" Fei'er whispered.

"This bastard has scolded me three times, so Lang Ye can't pay him back once? Isn't it all your trouble, this thing has taken a fancy to you, and jealousy is at work! You are such a charming little goblin!" Ah Lang also whispered.

Fei'er was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "I'm a little goblin, then you are a, you have to hook up with beautiful women everywhere, at a young age, there are only five wives, who is like you!

Ah Lang rolled his eyes when he heard this, and stopped talking to Fei'er.

"This prince can't answer, please ask the imperial doctor to give advice!" Ximen Split looked at Ah Lang and said coldly.

"Prince Xiliang, you listen well, Xialian: The moon is the Ming typhoon as the pen!" Ah Lang also said coldly.

"What a neat couplet!" the emperor couldn't help but get up and cheer.

The applause of the crowd rang out continuously......

A wonderful and unusual tea party, the Chaohua Dynasty was out of the limelight because of Ah Lang, and Prince Ximen returned with a feather......

Fei'er leaned on Ah Lang's shoulder, and the two looked at the full moon outside the window.

"Fei'er, let's move to the moon one day!" Ah Lang's eyes were staggered, and he looked at the full moon.

"Okay, little husband, where you go, Fei'er will go, go to heaven and earth, and live in the mountains and seas are all up to you!" Fei'er muttered.

Outside the window, the full moon seemed to sense Ah Lang's words, and suddenly burst out with a bright light, reflecting on the faces of the two......

(Song name: Love is like a meteor excerpted from the old movie {New Meteor Butterfly Sword} Very good, everyone can listen to it if you have time)