Sanniuzi can't learn to drive a construction vehicle with Lu, don't look at Sanniuzi's foolishness, but in learning to drive, it seems that he was born with talent.

Once born, twice ripe,

Three times to master the skill,

No, under the guidance of Lu Bu, Sanniuzi drove the shovel king and did it in full swing.

Jiang Mei became the one who got in the way.

He bent down and picked up the boulder blocking the road, and forced~ Oops, he didn't move,

I only heard Lu can't be upright and disgusted: "Boss Jiang, you get out of the way..."

"I can..."

"Actually, you're a little bit of a hindrance."

“… All right. ”

Jiang held the iron in every hand, cleaned up the gravel, his arm was tired and sore, and he gritted his teeth and insisted.

I only listened to Sanniuzi's honest complaint: "Brother, you are too slow, get up and look at me!" ”

“……”

Jiang wiped a handful of sad sweat and retreated.

He stood aside, doing nothing, and getting in the way.

"Brother, drive the sheep back."

All right

Every time Jiang glanced at the sheep running around the mountains, he had to circle back, or he would run crazy.

After a while, it was Jiang Mei who ran crazy.

Jiang was out of breath, proving a truth, two legs can't run four legs.

"Huh?"

The sheep stopped on the hillside, turned around and barked at Jiang Mei, as if asking again: "Why don't you chase it?" Let's play again~"

Capture the thief and capture the king first,

Jiang aimed at the head sheep every time, and the big fat sheep glanced at him contemptuously, lowered his head and gnawed on the grass,

Give the dummy

Jiang chased the sheep in the other direction, and the sheep fled in all directions, but the big fat-headed sheep did not think so, and continued to gnaw the grass.

Halfway through, Jiang Mei turned around and pounced on the head sheep.

With lightning speed, Jiang every time he jumped over, he hugged the neck of the head sheep.

"Got it!"

Jiang Mei shouted excitedly: "I finally caught you!" ”

"Brother, why are you still here?"

came the incomprehensible question of the three cows,

Jiang immediately died down when he grabbed the excitement of the head sheep, "Let's go." ”

Jiang let go of the neck of the head sheep, grabbed its horn with one hand, and pushed it hard down the mountain.

"Baa~"

The head sheep was quite reluctant, but no matter what, the sheep finally followed the head sheep and embarked on the way home.

The head sheep is naturally indulgent and loves freedom, and from time to time it goes "astray".

Jiang Mei held the horn in his hand and struggled to pull it back to the right path.

A group of sheep in one person, just like this, they are going home while competing with twists and turns.

When you are about to walk to the entrance of the village,

The head sheep suddenly stopped, and let Jiang pull left and right, but he didn't lift his hooves.

"What's wrong again?"

Jiang asked exhaustedly.

The answer came quickly, and before Jiang Mei's words fell, he heard the roar of a motorcycle mixed with the sound of angry dogs barking from far and near.

In the field of vision, a motorcycle is speeding up,

The wheels of the motorcycle kicked up dust, and in the dust, a black dog barked and chased after him.

Near the entrance of the village, the motorcycle braked suddenly, and the man on the motorcycle got out of the car.

This is a dog dealer with dog traps strapped to the back of his motorcycle and a cage for dogs.

The dog dealer picked up a steel fork in one hand and cursed in his mouth:

"Dog, every time I pass by this village, they chase me and bite, okay, today, I'll take you in!"

As he spoke, the black dog had already caught up.

Only then did it become clear that this was a skinny black soil dog, not only thin, but also only three legs.

Its right front leg is curled up and cannot touch the ground.

It stopped a meter away from the dog dealer and barked fiercely.

The dog dealer said viciously: "What's the matter, I wasn't afraid of discounting your leg last time, but this time I came to die?" ”

"Whew~!"

"Hmph, if you don't want to waste your strength, whoever told you to die by yourself, I will take you a little effort!"

The dog dealer took a cigarette in his mouth and waved the steel fork in his hand twice.

The black dog looked at death as if it were home, and pounced on it.

With a wave of the steel fork, the dog dealer flipped the black dog fork to the ground.

The black dog was not afraid at all, turned over, and pounced again.

Another fork!

This kind of steel fork is specially used to catch dogs, the handle is long, and no matter how fierce the dog is, it can't bite people.

Another fork!

The black dog fell to the ground, pounced, and was forked again, already scarred.

Its teeth bit on the steel fork again and again, and the steel fork was not damaged in the slightest, but its teeth were bloodied.

Another fork!

The dog dealer abused and played with the black dog, and he laughed when he saw the black dog fighting in vain.

At the last fork, the dog dealer aimed at the black dog's neck and fixed the black dog to the ground in one fell swoop.

The black dog struggled under the steel fork, barking wildly, blood pouring out of its neck with every bark.

The dog dealer sneered: "It's so thin, there is no meat for two or two, it's not enough for me to pick up the skin, it's a dead thing!" ”

As he spoke, he raised the steel fork high, and with one more moment, he was about to end the life of the black dog.

The black dog had no strength to struggle, although it fell to the ground, its head was still unyieldingly high, its teeth were sharp, and its black eyes were fierce!

The steel fork moves.

"Wait!"

Jiang Mei shouted.

The dog dealer looked at him viciously and scolded: "Which ball is it for? ”

Jiang Mei pushed his glasses and replied seriously: "I am a sheep herder." ”

"Nosy, die fast!" The dog dealer glanced at Jiang Mei and sneered.

"I'm really ......" Jiang suddenly felt that his palms were empty, and his back was also empty...... Sheep... What about it..."

Looking back, the sheep had already retreated eight feet away under the leadership of the big fat sheep.

Facing Jiang Meixingshi's inquiring gaze, the big fat-headed sheep didn't look at him, bowed his head and ate grass,

How does Jiang Mei think that it is deliberate?

The little lamb jumped around and ran towards Jiang Mei.

As soon as the horns of the big fat-headed sheep were topped, the little lamb was overturned, and he was very afraid to roll the little lamb into the distance.

Definitely on purpose!

Jiang Mei was speechless, was he betrayed by a group of sheep?

"Boy, don't be nosy!" The dog dealer fiddled with the steel fork, causing the black dog to bark violently.

"Wait, I'm going to buy it." Jiang Mei hurriedly said.

The dog dealer scoffed: "Dog lovers? ”

"No, I just think it's pretty ......"

The dog dealer is impatient to listen, it is nothing more than that set of preaching, animals are also life, and dogs are good friends of humans. That's right, he also thinks that dogs are good friends, the kind that can sell for money, haha~

The dog dealer held out a slap.

"Five hundred, yes."

"What good thing do you think? Fifty! ”

"Huh?"

"Wrong, five thousand!"

"You! This is clearly taking advantage of the fire to rob! ”

"Clearly mark the price, don't buy and fuck off!"

The dog dealer poked the black dog on the ground with a steel fork.

The black dog barked unyieldingly.

"Stop!"

Jiang Mei quickly pondered, if he did more work, could he top 5,000 yuan? Probably yes, Master Lu shouldn't care.

"Five thousand is five thousand. However, I didn't have any cash on me, so I had to go to the bank to get it. ”

"Scan the code, a certain letter, a certain treasure is up to you."

The dog dealer smiled greedily and pointed to the leaflet on the head of the motorcycle, which read "Fresh dog meat, slaughtered and sold" in large letters, and the payment code was stained with dark red blood, as if to prove that countless lives had been lost here.

Jiang every heart was blocked, endured the churning in his chest, and quickly scanned the code to pay.

Jiang gave the dog dealer a light on the page where the payment was successful, "It's paid, take the steel fork away." ”

The dog dealer put away the steel fork, smiled disgustingly and said, "Boss, do you need me to help you slaughter it?" This dog has less meat, but the skin is okay...... Oops! ”

The black dog suddenly burst into flames, jumped up and bit the dog dealer's leg!

The dog dealer kicked hard, and the black dog's body flew out and landed on the ground, twitching.

"Beast, dare to bite me!" The dog dealer lame, clenched the steel fork, and lifted it up to make it go down.

said that it was too late and that it was fast, Jiang bent down every time he took the black dog in his arms, and ran away.

The dog dealer is really ruthless, and if he is bitten on the leg, he will chase him on a motorcycle.

The motorcycle really got him started.

Jiang Mei held his breath and ran hard, not letting him catch up, otherwise, the black dog would die.

The motorcycle was just about to start when a flock of sheep rushed up from behind.

The dog dealer struggled to hold on to one leg, and the motorcycle overturned on its side and fell to the ground.

Flocks of sheep poured by, leaving behind a field of sheep and eggs, and there were many dog dealers around.

The dog dealer pressed his hand to the ground, and the palm of his hand was hot to the touch,

"Livestock! I'm going to kill you! ”

2020001 small theatres:

Every village has a second biaozi, and this is true.

Zhao Biao is Zhao Caizhuang's veritable second biaozi,

--- two and two.

Today, it was dark, and he came back on his motorcycle.

As soon as Zhao Biao entered the village, the dogs in the village didn't dare to bark, and the baby didn't dare to cry.

Zhao Biao is a dog dealer, and the iron cage tied to the back of his motorcycle is stained with the blood of many dogs, and he is very angry.

When he got home, Zhao Biao got off the motorcycle and was lame.

His mother didn't dare to ask,

"Son, smashed your leg?"

Zhao Biao is not angry,

"You don't care!"

His mother is distressed,

"Son, how about eating?"

Zhao Biao went back to the house and lay down on the bed,

"Don't eat it!"

Zhao Biao bit the corner of the quilt, his heart twitched,

A string of dirty words, the eagle was bitten by the eagle, the dog was called by the dog and the dog bit the leg, and it was another string of dirty words.

However, fortunately, it was 5,000 yuan, which is enough to be chic for a while~

Zhao Biao thought about money, so he couldn't help the pain,

Confused, asleep......

A face and a golden head, head on head, from top to bottom,

Staring at Zhao Biao who was asleep,

grinding teeth, snoring, and snoring,

Ah~It's so ugly~

The golden shovel king frowned in disgust, "I'll take him out with a shovel!" ”

The lifting king of Lanwawa hurriedly stopped: "How strong is your shovel, you don't have any points in your heart?" I have to look for it all over the place when I go back, hemp

Bother! ”

"Then you hang him!"

"No, I'm clean."

"Then you say!"

"Hehe, I've already figured out a way~"

Zhao Biao in a dream,

Suddenly I felt bored, and my mouth and nose were suppressed by some flry thing,

He wanted to struggle, but his body seemed to be pressed by a big forklift, and he must not move.

Suffocation, suffocation,

Just when he was about to burp,

The hairy ass on the face finally moved away,

"Whew~Whew~"

Before he could breathe a breath, another hairy ass pressed up,

"Line up, one after another, the dog has a share, one dog sits for a minute~

…… Hi, rhubarb, don't time out, the dogs are waiting behind. ”

This nightmare, Zhao Biao kept circulating, suffocating, suffocating, and suffocating.

Between death and death,

Zhao Biao heard a vicious threat,

"Boy, you dare to earn the money you want to kill, and you are not afraid that you will have a life to earn and no life to spend!"

Zhao Biao gasped and woke up,

It turned out that the quilt covered his head and pulled it up,

He tore off the quilt and gasped for a long time.

I'm going to have a big drink today, and I'm shocked!

Sit up, lift the quilt to find your phone,

Hey, why is there dog hair on the quilt?

Hey, some of the dog hair that catches the dog is not normal!

Let's just say that he is not biao enough ~ The door of the house was kicked open,

A big girl rushed in and grabbed Zhao Biao's neck,

The mother followed behind and stopped: "Ni, light your hand, don't hurt your brother." ”

"Dead girl, what are you doing, you let me go!"

The big girl glared and scolded:

"Zhao Biao, you are so biao, you were bitten by a dog and didn't get vaccinated, come back and sleep, ask for money and don't die!

Mother, if you stop me again, I don't care, let your son fend for himself! ”

Zhao Biao shrunk his neck and muttered in a low voice: "Isn't it just that the dog bit it, as for it." ”

However, this leg is really painful, "It's a big deal to go with you for an injection." ”

hospital payment window,

"What, five thousand five? It's so expensive, if you don't fight, you won't fight!

…… Can it be cheaper? ……

…… Give give, give! ……

…… My money......

…… I also posted five hundred ......"