Bao Xiaocong stood up from the grass and saw the two people opposite

One is an uncle with triangular eyes and big yellow teeth,

One is a beautiful little boy like a New Year's doll,

The little boy looked like he was three or four years old, with his waist crossed and full of spirit,

Bao Xiaocong said: "Uncle, don't lie to people." ”

Zhao Wuliang was nervous: "Which one are you?" Why do you say I'm a liar? ”

Bao Xiaocong: "Tigers live in Asia, lions live in Africa, and it is impossible for tigers and lions to appear in the same place. Except, of course, for zoos.

Moreover, on Shennong Mountain, there are no large beasts at all. ”

Zhao Wuliang was speechless: "I'm not coaxing children." ”

The little boy crossed his waist: "Hmph, what is a tiger and a lion, I will die with a fork!" ”

"Okay, Bingbing is the best." Zhao Wuliang coaxed Bingbing, and his triangular eyes kept spinning.

Zhao Wuliang asked Bao Xiaocong: "Little classmate, it's almost dark, why are you on the mountain?" ”

Bao Xiaocong asked rhetorically: "Then why did you come to the mountain at night?" And with a child. ”

Zhao Wuliang: "This is my grandson, I will take him to relatives." ”

Bao Xiaocong: "Huh? ”

Bao Xiaocong looked at Zhao Wuliang suspiciously, and then at Bingbing, "Uncle, don't lie to people." ”

Zhao Wuliang was startled, and his mind turned quickly, "There is a bastard boy halfway, no, you have to solve him first, you can't spoil my good deeds!" ”

Listening to Bao Xiaocong continued: "He is so beautiful, it can't be your grandson uncle." ”

Zhao Wuliang breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that he hadn't been recognized, "Hehe... He is not my own grandson, he is a godgrandson, and I took him to the provincial capital to find his father. ”

Bao Xiaocong: "Why don't you take a long-distance bus to the provincial capital?" ”

Zhao Wuliang: "You don't know, there is a shortcut to the provincial capital, and you can get there after crossing this mountain, which is much faster than taking a car." ”

Bao Xiaocong remembered that when he was a child, every time he cried and didn't let his parents go, his mother pointed to Shennong Mountain and said, "Mom and Dad work on the other side of the mountain, it's very close, you miss Mom and Dad, just go to the mountain, and Mom and Dad can see you." ”

Bao Xiaocong immediately said: "Are you really going to the provincial capital?" ”

Zhao Wuliang: "Of course it's true! If you don't believe it, you ask Bingbing, Bingbing, are we going to the provincial capital? ”

Bingbing jumped around on a few big rocks, "I'm going to the provincial capital to find Brother Leopard!" Challenge him! ”

Bao Xiaocong: "? ”

Zhao Wuliang: "Hehe, child, he was spoiled by his father, he called his father brother, you say, isn't this inferior?" ”

Bao Xiaocong thought for a moment: "Uncle, take me with you!" ”

Zhao Wuliang: "What's the situation?" ”

Zhao Wuliang: "No, no, no, your family won't find you, you'll be in a hurry." It's so late, you should go home quickly. ”

Bao Xiaocong lowered his head: "I... I don't have a home. My parents are also in the provincial capital, and I want to go to them. ”

Zhao Wuliang's triangular eyes turned, and he looked at Bao Xiaocong,

Don't have a family? Isn't it lost and no one knows? Not bad, yes, although the teenagers are a little older, but fortunately, it is a male baby, and when the time comes, he will sell it in the mountains, and he will not make trouble for a few days, and he will not make money if he has money, and he will regret it for a lifetime, hehe.

Zhao Wuliang: "Uncle, I'm soft-hearted, okay, I'll take you with me." But it's getting dark today, so we'll sleep here all night and hit the road early tomorrow morning. ”

Bingbing jumped down from the tree: "No, let's go now!" ”

Bao Xiaocong: "It is very dangerous to walk on the mountain road when it is dark. ”

Bingbing: "Don't go if you're afraid!" ”

Bao Xiaocong: "Who said I'm scared, just go!" ”

Zhao Wuliang: These two melon babies!

Zhao Wuliang: "Bingbing, don't you like to drink wahaha, drink enough before leaving." ”

"Wowhaha! I like it the most. ”

Knock Knock... Bingbing held a bottle of children's drink and drank it in one gulp.

Zhao Wuliang took out another bottle and handed it to Bao Xiaocong: "Little classmate, you can drink a bottle too." ”

Bao Xiaocong was really hungry, so he was welcome, and took it and drank it.

A few minutes after drinking the drink,

I'm so sleepy,

The eyelids are dipping together,

Xiaoice Bing has already snorted and fallen asleep,

Uncle's face is getting more and more blurred,

"Little classmate? Sleepy, sleep, sleep..."

……

Today is Saturday,

Before six o'clock, the alarm clock went off,

Huang Xiaoxue turned over,

I remembered in a daze, today my father is going to take the whole family to a spring outing,

Huang Xiaoxue forced herself to open her eyes, rubbed her eyes, yawned, and brushed her teeth and washed her face in a daze.

After washing her face, she woke up completely, opened the closet, and began to choose clothes.

"Well, I like cute bears the most~"

Huang Xiaoxue took out an orange sweatshirt printed with a cute bear pattern,

She nodded a little bit of the fat face of the cute bear, "Today we are going on an outing~Let's be happy~"

……

Mom's cry rang out in the living room:

"Xiaoxue, get up."

"Xiaoxue, come out for breakfast!"

"Xiaoxue!"

Huang Xiaoxue: "Come on, come on, keep urging!" ”

Mother: "Xiaoxue, how can you talk to your mother?" ”

Huang Xiaoxue was impatient: "What's the matter?" ”

Mom's tone was stern: "Mom doesn't want to teach you a lesson, let's talk." Mom got up very early this morning to make breakfast for you, made the meal, put it in a bowl for you, brought it to the table, and then fed it to your mouth, and asked you to come to eat, look at you, what is your attitude? ”

"Again!"

"You kid, why don't you know how to respect adults so much! Why are you so selfish! Is that how you were taught in school? Is that what Mom and Dad taught you? ……”

Huang Xiaoxue's good mood suddenly disappeared,

Drowned in her mother's endless accusations, she can recite it, and next, what is her mother going to nag about:

"Mom worked hard to take care of you, balabala......

How many marks did you get? What can a student do if he can't even do well in his studies? Bala Bala ......

I also had fights with my classmates and had conflicts, and I talked back to the teacher, and I was ......"

Huang Xiaoxue lowered her head and fiddled with her phone.

"I'm talking to you, that's your attitude? Put your phone down! ”

It's really annoying!

Huang Xiaoxue really wants to shoot the case! Fight back –

"I don't need you to take care of me, I can get up by myself and go to the breakfast bar by myself for breakfast, and besides, the food you cook is particularly unpalatable!!"

"You don't have to worry about my academic performance, I will analyze and make plans by myself, I have improved this time compared to the last time!"

"I don't like that Chen Jiaojiao, hypocritical, I will only sue! Whoever will cry is justified? The teacher was not at the scene, and when she cried, she said that it was my fault, and if she didn't investigate, she would be wronged! Wouldn't the teacher be wrong! ”

……

"What are you talking about, did you hear what I said?" Mom roared.

"I hear you." Huang Xiaoxue died down, not because she was afraid of her, but because she didn't want to listen to her nagging.

and the muddy dad appeared: "Okay, okay, early in the morning, don't make any noise, hurry up and eat, and set off after eating." ”

Look, when the "storm" is almost over, Dad will come out and make a mud, and he never dares to say a word of justice.

Not only do you not dare to tell the truth, but you also have to say cool things:

"Hey, other people's families are happy, but our family is noisy, these days..."

- "Look at what he said, if I were my mother, I would be angry. ”

Sure enough, look, "Huang Zhanhua, what do you mean?" Why don't you get up early to cook? Why don't you care about your daughter? ”

"What did I say? Okay, count me wrong, okay, unreasonable. ”

- "You didn't say anything, it's scary." ”

"Balabalabala ......"

"Balabalabala ......"

"Huang Xiaoxue, you know how to look at your phone! If you can't study, you can play with your mobile phone! ”

"What kind of clothes are you wearing, messy, what kind of student you are."

- "Well, they're attacking me again. ”

That's it, noisy and noisy, out of the way,

Huang's father drove in a muffled voice.

Huang's mother was angry and cold.

"That's just right, no one is arguing for me to play with my phone."

Huang Xiaoxue opened the friend group:

"Friends, I'm going to Shennong Mountain for a spring outing today, let's go~"

Student 1: "Spring outing now?" It's still winter. ”

Student 2: "The point is, where is Shennong Mountain?" Haven't heard of it. ”

Student 3: "Hey, let's do a search." ”

Previous link.

Student 3: "I flipped through several pages, and I really found it." This battlefield yellow flower's Weibo, p picture p is too ruthless, p half a mountain of peach blossoms, and dogs herding sheep, it's too fake. ”

Student 2: "I'll take a look too." ”

Student 1: "The photo is beautiful, the dog herding the sheep, it's so funny." ”

Huang Xiaoxue: "The address is located 60 kilometers west of Luoshi, in Heyang County, yes, it is this mountain." Today, I'll take a look for you to see for yourself, whether it's a P picture or not. ”

Shennong Small Theater:

Ao Bing, is the saddest unlucky second child in the legend, or "My brother is an adult, and my parents have a second child?" "The kind!

The eldest brother Ao Shan, who fought with a hot baby five thousand years ago, lost, and the dragon tendons on his tail were cut in half.

If it weren't for the dragon king's father rushing quickly, Ao Bing would be an only child.

The dragon king's father was angry with his son and flooded the whole city.

The behavior of the Dragon King seriously violated the work norms of the public servants of the Three Realms, the regulations of the Three Realms, dereliction of duty, knowledge of the law and violation of the law, deduction of one billion merits, and detention for inspection.

Ao Shan's impulsive and provocative nature, based on the fact that he had been seriously injured, was treated first as appropriate, and after the injury was cured, he was imprisoned in the Nanhai Guanyin for labor education for 5,000 years.

It was because of a stubble that the East China Sea Dragon Clan fell for 5,000 years.

The dragon king was devastated and lost his enthusiasm for life.

4,700 years later, under the unremitting persuasion of the seven aunts and eight aunts, family relatives, colleagues and friends, and the people of the East China Sea, I decided to have a second child, practice a trumpet, and find a sustenance.

I want to give birth to a girl, and I must spoil her as the happiest little princess in Shanghai.

I didn't think about it, I'm still a bald boy!

In order to prevent it from happening, the dragon king suppressed his youngest son very strictly, but he didn't know where there was oppression and where to resist the fire!

Seeing that the younger son's rebellion has surpassed the old man!

Ao Bing is most annoyed by his father using his eldest brother to educate him,

Bosses are bosses! The boss is so good, why do you have a second child?

Bingbing stirred up the Dragon Palace and simply ran away from home!

I'm going to run away from home!

Bingbing went all the way inland, and when he walked to the mountains of the Central Plains, he sat in the pile of stones and shed tears.

"My parents gave birth to me just to be a stand-in for my brother, and even my name must be the same as my brother.

Don't learn martial arts, don't fight, I don't! I'm going to be the most powerful dragon in the world!

I have to prove myself, I'm better than my brother! ”

Bingbing asked all the way: "Who is the best person to fight?" ”

The Central Plains fellow replied: "Take advantage of the dips in the drops, don't be the first neighbors, medium!" ”

The southern dragon was stunned~I listened to and understood~

Learn to speak Mandarin well, and communicate with you and me unlimitedly.

I finally figured it out, Chenjiacun is powerful, and he is a martial arts master!

I'm the best at beating the best!

Chenjiacun, let's go!