Why does it feel slippery and cool?

Li Yushu looked up.

She cried.

Meow.

Why did you knock out your brains?

Li Yushu subconsciously covered his head with his little hand: "Quick, Imperial Doctor Xuan, my brains have been knocked out." ”

"......" little belly looked confused: "Emperor, it's tofu, you just hit tofu." ”

Hearing this, he looked away from Yushu.

Sure enough, the little belly was holding a piece of tofu that had just been smashed by her, and she really wanted to slap him: "I call you to death, I hit the tofu, you hit the pig." ”

"The emperor spares his life." The little belly begged for mercy again and again: "The slave can't bear to see the emperor die young." ”

"Alright, alright." Li Yushu felt that the tofu was quite slippery, she dug a piece of tofu from her head and tasted it, and praised it: "Not bad, yes, tell the imperial dining room to make a shallot-to-mix tofu at night." ”

The little belly saw that the emperor had no intention of committing suicide, so he had to say: "Emperor, look away, life is so ......"

"That's right." Li Yushu patted the head of the little belly, shook his head and said: "Life is so delicate, and the imperial uncle is so coquettish, I want to cheer up." ”

“……”

She rubbed the smashed tofu on her face, thinking, this tofu is more effective than soaphorn powder, smooth and tender, very comfortable, and patted her chest after drinking a cup of milk tea from Yushu: "Let's go, I will go to that university." ”

*

School.

Little little Yushu, carrying a straw basket to school, not afraid of scholars, not afraid of the emperor's uncle's scolding.

The so-called university scholar is really a strange grandfather with a white beard.

It's so confusing.

Look at him and look like a good bully.

"Meet the Bachelor." Liyushu stood at the door with a straw basket in a regular manner.

The scholar was trembling and practicing calligraphy, and when he saw someone coming, he hurriedly put down his pen and ink, trembling his legs and stepped forward, he was about to kneel and bow, and stepped forward from Yushu to support him: "Bachelor doesn't have to be so polite, I won't blame." ”

"Okay, okay." The old scholar was moved by tears, his cloudy eyes fell on the grass basket away from the jade tree, and asked suspiciously: "The emperor is going to go on a trip?" Or went to pick up eggs? What a basket? ”

Li Yushu said seriously: "On the first day I went to school, the palace maid didn't have time to sew a bookbag for me, and I didn't want to delay my studies, so I had to carry a basket. ”

"The emperor is so diligent and studious, and the old minister is very pleased." The scholar wiped his tears.

"Yes, I'm glad I was relieved." Li Yushu was a little reluctant to stay, she sat upright and listened to the scholar's story of love in the countryside.

Li Yushu drooped her head, I don't know what Uncle Huang meant, is he testing her level?

There is fraud!

When she yawned and returned to the Qianqing Palace with the basket in her hand, she found that the emperor's uncle had been waiting for her for a long time: "How did the emperor learn?" ”

"Not really." Li Yushu took back all the pen, ink, paper, and inkstones in the straw basket, and yawned cynically: "University scholars don't teach me to learn well, they always tell me about love and love, Uncle Huang, don't go." ”

"How is that possible?" Li Aotian's face was full of surprise, this scholar was well-known and knowledgeable in the capital, how could he talk about some rabble.

"Really, what love, love." Liyushu lazily slumped on the rattan chair and showed his worst side to the imperial uncle.