Chapter 73: On flirting, I only serve Leng Dashao!
"How many of you want to go to the First Islands?" A young man in big trousers and shirtless walked straight up to them, "My ship is fifty cheaper each than the merchant ships over there!" ”
50 cheaper per person? That's 300 cheaper for six people!
"Really?" Gu Lihu asked suspiciously.
"Of course, it's more true than pearls!" The bare-chested uncle swore an oath, "Seeing that you are all rich people, I don't dare to pit you, right?!" ”
Rich?!
Gu Li instinctively glanced at everyone, except for a certain two masters who were calm, they all had a face, "Do you think Lao Tzu looks like a rich man?" Expression.
"Ahem... Uncle's eyes are very good! Gu Li touched his nose weakly and asked suggestively, "Then how about we take this uncle's boat?" ”
The three younger brothers looked at the big guy at the same time to ask for advice, and the big guy nodded, "Listen to you." ”
"That's fine! Uncle, you lead the way ahead! We took our luggage and went over. ”
"Cheng, just follow me!" The uncle smiled very sincerely, but the moment he turned around, his face suddenly changed - the fish was hooked!
"Ah Li, are we really going to take this kind of irregular boat?" Mo Ya leaned over to the ancient glass and whispered with an uncertain expression.
"Well, what's wrong? Isn't it possible? ”
"I don't know... But I'm worried that I'll encounter someone ripping off customers. ”
"Ripping off?"
"Hmmm! It's the kind that takes us to a strange sea first, and then threatens us to add money, otherwise they won't send us ashore! The more Mo Ya spoke, the more he felt that it was possible, "If that's the case, what can we do?" ”
Gu Li raised his eyebrows and shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "So many of us are not afraid, it's a big deal to take hostage." ”
“???”
"Let's say, if he dares to raise a price on the spot, we'll throw him into the sea and feed the sharks!"
“......”
Eh~~ This method is really effective, especially when there is a certain big guy to escort you!
Thinking about it like this, everyone was relieved in an instant.
A group of six people dragged their luggage and followed the uncle for 200 meters, and finally saw a fishing boat with a canopy next to a reef, which was quite new. There are also 2 guys on the boat, and it looks like they are going out to sea to fish.
"Several, get on board, shall you? Be careful! As soon as the uncle's feet collapsed, he took the lead in getting on the boat, and slowly began to pull up the anchor on the side.
"Boss, give us the luggage." Bai Hao and Lan Xiao, who followed closely, put away their luggage, and then turned around and reached out to take the luggage of the others one by one.
Leng Hanyuan took it one after another without any pretensions, not feeling that he was an injured patient at all, and in the same way, his unremarkable demeanor was indeed easy to make people forget that he still injured his arm.
After Leng Hanyuan handed over his luggage, he took the lead in getting on the boat, and then turned back and stretched out his hand to Gu Li, "Give me your hand." ”
Gu Li was stunned for a moment, then did so in a bit of a daze, and was naturally led over.
Du Du also wanted to do the same, but unfortunately he was robbed by Mo Ya and said, "Lady first, what do you squeeze!" After saying that, he jumped up heroically, not feeling that he was a pampered eldest lady at all.
Dudu: "......"
All right... Different people don't have a different life...
According to the distance, it takes at least an hour to reach the First Islands.
Gu Li and Mo Ya smelled a faint fishy smell when they got on the boat, although it didn't smell good, but it was acceptable in the end, and the afternoon sun was originally spicy, sitting on the boat, there was a sea breeze blowing, and the slag was filled with a trace of water vapor, which was also very comfortable!
Gu Li couldn't help but squint her eyes in enjoyment...
Sitting in the cold abyss opposite Gu Li, with one hand on his knees, he took in all the expressions of Gu Li - blue sky, white clouds, sea, cool breeze, all of this with a delicate beauty, it turned out to be such a beautiful picture, people couldn't take their eyes off it at all!
"If the beauty of the flower is by your side, it doesn't hurt to fight the sword world." Du Du suddenly groaned with a sour hand.
"A single dog, where did he get a sword? At most, it's a dog-beating stick. ”
“!!!”
"Hahaha..."The melon-eating crowd laughed immorally.
Du Du's face turned red, and his teeth itched with hatred, "Dead duck, you have to fight with me, you are comfortable in your heart, right?" ”
"I'm sorry!" Mo Ya shrugged, "I'm really sorry, I was born to grow in the direction of you, even if I care, I can't control this mouth that wants to slap you." ”
"Hahahaha..."
"......" Du was going to be depressed, "Good men don't fight with women, I don't bother to pay attention to you, hum!" ”
"Huh~~" Mo Ya made a mischievous grimace, and then took a punch from Gu Li, "Ahem... Duck, Brother Du also wants to save face. ”
"Oh~~" Mo Ya weakly stuck out her tongue and finally behaved.
Du Du couldn't help but glance at the funny Mo Ya more, and quickly looked away the moment she turned her head to look.
Little fool~~
"Oops~~ I suddenly remembered something very important!" But after 2 minutes of silence, Mo Ya suddenly burst out again.
"What's wrong?" Gu Li looked at Mo Ya with a serious face, and thought that something big had happened, and unconsciously frowned, "Did you leave something important in Cloud City?" ”
"It's not." Mo Ya shook her head, "Ah Li, give me your phone." ”
"Uh-huh???" Despite his doubts, Gu Li still took out his mobile phone from his small shoulder bag and handed it to Mo Ya, "What are you using it for?" ”
"Take a picture!" Mo Ya's eyes lit up, "The background here is so beautiful!" Ali is also dressed so well today! On this trip, we must leave some precious photos! ”
When Gu Li heard this, his eyes lit up, but when he thought of something, he suddenly glanced awkwardly at several big men on the boat, "Eh~~ I can help you shoot, I won't shoot..."
She has always rarely taken photos, even the last time she was in Bright Moon Villa was one of the few times, besides, now there are a bunch of big men on the boat, just the two little girls, it is false to say that she is not nervous; Although she often stands in front of a group of people at school, but now, it's different, especially when it's still everyone with her own true face...
"Ah Li, what are you talking about! You look so good, if you don't shoot, how can I be embarrassed to stand here and pose alone, isn't this a suspicion? Mo Ya pursed his mouth and shook Gu Li's arm vigorously, "I don't care, no matter what, you have to accompany me!" ”
"......" Gu Li bit her lower lip and did not answer.
"Ah Li, what are you shy about?! Even if you make a grimace, you are better than ordinary people smiling like flowers, what is there to be uncomfortable! Mo Ya didn't want to give up, "If I have your fairy appearance, I can't wait to post a hundred or ten selfies every day to put them on the circle of friends, and starve them to death!" ”
"......" the corners of Gu Li's mouth twitched, "If that's the case, they won't be hungry for you, they will only annoy you!" And, can you not exaggerate? You and I are almost inseparable, can you not say that I am like a fairy descending to earth? I feel like you're humiliating me! ”
Gu Li pretended to be angry!
"Hey, hey! My Queen, I'm telling you the truth! Mo Ya was a little anxious, "Even if we have similar faces, we have a good figure!" Look at your breasts, your waist, your buttocks..."
"Stop!" At this time, Gu Li was really annoyed and angry, his face turned red, and he secretly glanced at everyone with great embarrassment, "I'm shameless!" ”
"......" Mo Ya shrunk and circled her hands with a cowardly expression, "People are wrong... But they don't want to take a few beautiful pictures of you..."
The more he went to the back, the more aggrieved his tone became, Gu Li couldn't listen to it anymore, gritted his teeth, and responded, "Okay, I promise you!" After speaking, he looked at Leng Hanyuan again and again, with a face of pleading for help and flattery...
Leng Hanyuan was softened by this pitiful look, and his face coughed unnaturally twice, "Ahem... Turn your heads over there! Boatman, please turn your head and give you an extra 200 yuan. ”
Anything that can be solved with money is not a problem!
The employer has said so, of course the big brothers of the crew are happy, isn't it just to be rude, just don't squint!
"Is it okay?" Leng Hanyuan glanced at Gu Li, "I promise that you won't turn around until you finish filming." ”
Gu Li glanced at everyone who obediently turned their heads over, nodded with satisfaction, and turned his gaze to Leng Hanyuan, "Trouble Senior Master Leng to turn his back." ”
“......”
He didn't count himself in the first place!
"Can you not turn around?" Leng Hanyuan bargained, "I'm different from them. ”
She was the woman he had his eye on, and he thought there was nothing he couldn't see.
"Can't!" Gu Li bit her lip and cut it flat.
"Oh~~ Okay then..."In the end, Leng Hanyuan still turned around.
"Ah Li, I'll come first, I'll come first!" Mo Ya excitedly stood up and walked to the bow of the boat, her clear voice was unusually bright in the wind, "An 18-year-old girl is as beautiful as a flower!" Ah Li, you must take pictures of my tender and delicious appearance! ”
Gu Li's hand holding the mobile phone shook inexplicably, and his cheeks trembled, "You are not a bamboo shoot, unless you peel off the skin, you really can't shoot that effect." ”
"Huh? Are you telling me to undress? How much to take off? Waistless, shoulder-barred, or simply underneath? I wore a sports bra today and it wasn't revealing at all! ”
“!!!”
Girlfriends have to talk like this, don't be shocking and die!
Gu Li secretly glanced back, and even felt that a few big men wanted to turn their heads immediately!
This Nima is simple and a few words, too colorful, too reverie!
"Ah Li, you haven't said it yet?!"
"Shut up!" Gu Li couldn't bear to step forward, picked up his best friend's T-shirt, and silently tied a knot around his waist; Then he lowered his head and helped her pull up the hem of her jeans.
However, the processing of two small details has raised the waistline and increased the leg length in a blink of an eye - how to look at it, how young and beautiful!
With a "click", Gu Li took a picture casually, "Take a look?" ”
"Ah, I'll see!" Mo Ya leaned her head over and looked, "Wow! How can I be so good-looking! Ali, you're amazing! ~~Da! ”
Gu Li was slapped hard by Mo Ya, her voice was so loud, and her face turned red on the spot.
As for the few people on the other side of the boat who had been listening to the thunder constantly, they couldn't help laughing, and they trembled slightly, if they weren't on the boat, they could hardly be seen.
Only the face of the big guy is a little dark...
That dead girl actually kissed his woman!
How long has it been since I was on guard, and that's all there is to it?
Damn it...
Gu Li came back to her senses from her best friend's Bobo sneak attack and rolled her eyes speechlessly, "Okay, let's start?" ”
"Okay! You shout the pose, I'll do it! ”
“......”
After so many years, can you give a different set of gameplay?!
Forget it, forget it... Don't embarrass her.
Gu Li gathered his mind, raised his phone and adjusted it to the best angle, "Ready, start!" Headache, eye pain, mouth pain, neck pain, jaw pain, heart pain, arm pain, stomach pain, low back pain, knee pain, calf pain, spleen pain, and the last one, proline pain! OK! ”
With the last click, the seven big men on the other side of the boat all showed expressions that were indescribable.
If the little girl doesn't have that function, don't talk nonsense, and she doesn't know how to be ashamed!
"Alright, alright! I'll see, I'll see! Mo Ya jumped from the bow of the boat, and she was not afraid to fall on the rickety board and eat.
Gu Li handed over the phone, "This time it worked very well." ”
Mo Ya took it and smiled like a flower, "The blue sky, white clouds, and the sea are boundless, and the eyes are big and the face is small, and the skin is very good, oh~~ Why am I so good-looking!! Loved, loved! ”
“......”
Thanks to your damn confidence, the same posture, the same person, but the taste is getting more and more different every year.
Suddenly, she suddenly understood the reason why her best friend had always used a set of actions after knowing her for six years: I am me, a different fireworks!
Well~~ very duck, very Moya~~
"Okay, Ah Li, it's your turn~~" Mo Ya finally came out of her prosperous beauty, and reluctantly removed her eyes, "Do you want to take one off too?" ”
Gu Li is wearing skinny jeans today, lace suspender bottoms, and a covered hollow shirt, revealing a faint little sexy, unfortunately, she has always been conservative and pulled up the zipper of the hollow shirt, if it can be opened, or directly remove the blouse, then the whole person will be completely different.
Gu Li was still hesitating, and in the next second, with a "bang", the zipper was torn open, and then when she couldn't reach it, Mo Ya took the clothes and took a few steps back, "Hey, hey!" My little goblin! Hurry up, strike your fatal pose! Duck, I can't wait to lick the screen! ”
"......" Gu Li has never been dressed so coolly, especially in a small territory, and he is a little uncomfortable.
Looking at the layers of lace on the base shirt of the suspender swaying gently in the wind, the cool piece on her waist reminded her that the wood was already in the boat at this moment, and then looked at the stranger who was a little ready to move at the bow of the boat and almost broke her neck by someone, Gu Li gritted her teeth, although she was uncomfortable, she still stood over.
Gu Li has a good sense of the camera, and can always pose the most natural and charming with the movement of the camera; Different from Mo Ya's complete set of movements, Gu Li's movements have changed very little, but because of the wanton sea breeze, the long hair flying, and the little enlarged smile on the face, the softness and coquettishness of the girl's bones are vividly interpreted.
"Ah——! Ahri, come and see, come and see! It wasn't until the whole set was filmed that Mo Ya finally couldn't help but exclaim, "Why are you so beautiful!" Oh~~~ Ah Li, other people's souls are going to be enough for you~~"
“......”
"What to do, what to do! People love it! If you watch it every night, it will be beautiful and eye-catching! Oh~~I'm going to bend~~"
"......" The corners of Gu Li's mouth twitched and picked up the smock on the side and put it on, it was an exaggeration of a speechless girlfriend, and when it was dressed, I took the phone and looked at it, not to mention, the shooting was really good, and there was indeed a sense of déjà vu of a blockbuster!
"Duck, your sensitivity to capture the camera is really getting better and better!"
"Isn't that because the model is amazing?"
“......”
She was powerless to refute.
"Show me two more looks." Mo Ya snatched the phone back again, "Ah Li, it's really not good, you can be a star in the future, it's definitely hot!" ”
Gu Li's eyes flashed, and he didn't say anything.
To be a star, that's probably the fastest and most difficult way...
"Two beauties, can we move now?" The strange big brother on the fishing boat couldn't help but ask, "Our legs are sore~~"
"Huh? Oh~~ Sorry! Gu Li looked embarrassed, "I'm sorry, I'll forget it for a while..."
"Understand, understand... Girls, they all like stinky beauty! What's more, the two girls are already beautiful! ”
"Handsome guy, you're really good at talking! Hehehe..."Mo Ya smiled brightly, "If you are so good at talking, you are a good person at first glance!" ”
"......" The strange big brother choked, and there was a flash of embarrassment on his face.
Mo Ya didn't notice, holding a mobile phone and looking like she was drooling, and then before she knew it, her mouth began to scoop, "Ah Li, you look so beautiful, just looking at it every day is very good... I see you every day... What if you're going to get married... I can't bear it..."
Gu Li picked up a bottle of water and gave Mo Ya a sip, put it to his mouth and took a sip, and then said with a funny face, "Otherwise, I will marry you, so that we can love each other for a lifetime..."
As soon as these words came out, someone's face immediately darkened, and although he knew it was a joke, he couldn't help but stare at it, as if to say, "You can say another word!" ”
"Marry me?" Mo Ya's eyes suddenly lit up, "Okay! All right! That way I don't have to worry about being cheated by a big pig's trotter again! Men are not good things! ..... But what if we don't have children? People still want to try being a mother! ”
Mo Ya said matter-of-factly, touching her chin and frowning, as if she was already thinking about how the family should reproduce.
"Poof~" Gu Li sneered, "That's not easy?!" ”
“???”
"Isn't there a seed bank now?"
Mo Ya's eyes lit up, "You mean we can go to the seed bank to pick it up then?" That's right! I've heard that multi-ethnic kids are smart and cute! Why don't we go together when we have saved enough money? ”
Gu Li's smile was almost out of the corner of his eyes, "Okay! ”
"It's not !! good"
"It's not !! good"
Suddenly, there were two loud denials, which scared Gu Li and Mo Ya fiercely - the "beautiful dream" was shattered at once!
The two of them turned their heads, instinctively looking towards the voice.
"What's wrong?"
"Do you have an opinion on the big belly?"
Leng Hanyuan had a dark face, "What you want, what I have, why do you want to spend that unjust money!" ”
“!!!”
It's actually very good! But it's a question of whether it costs money!
Du Du was frightened by the big guy's words, he didn't dare to be so straightforward, and expressed his meaning tactfully, "Natural conception is much higher quality than artificial conception, and there is no need to suffer so much." ”
"Very sinful?" Mo Ya's face was entangled, she was afraid of pain, so she hesitated instantly.
Du Du watched the play, and hurriedly stepped up, "It hurts!" It hurts to death! To take a needle so long and thick to punch you... Ahem, ahem... It hurts a lot anyway! And it doesn't always work out once! ”
“!!!” Mo Ya was successfully frightened, "Then, then don't want it!" After all, people's tools don't last that long, and they don't hurt so much..."
"Hahaha...."
"Hahaha..."
"Hahahaha....."
Laughter, laughter from brothers and strangers!
Du Du went crazy on the spot, "Who said that!" Lao Tzu is not short, okay! Besides, Lao Tzu is a high-pressure spray Q, and the hospital's is a pressureless water Q, which is not a level at all! ”
Everyone: "!! ”
I'll go! This car is driving close to a spaceship!
Even if Mo Ya was sluggish, she realized something, and she exploded in an instant, "Miss Ben didn't say anything about you, what nonsense are you talking about!" ”
Du Du, who was stunned by the "......" instantly, drew circles with both hands.
Whoever asks you to challenge a man's dignity can't bear it!
Here Gu Li couldn't help laughing, and almost held back her tears...
She promised that next time she would never pull her best friend again and explain all kinds of strange jokes to her!
"Then you!" Suddenly, a shadow fell, Gu Li was stunned, and when he looked up, he saw Leng Hanyuan's gloomy face, "You haven't answered me yet." ”
"Huh? What the? Gu Li was still a little confused, "What did you answer?" ”
"Will you want other men's seeds?"
said it so bluntly, Gu Li couldn't bear to blush, and the desire to survive told her that there was only one answer, "No, no." ”
"Hmm."
Leng Hanyuan picked up a bottle of water and drank a sip of water by himself, and put the water to Gu Li's mouth, Gu Li was a little confused, so he instinctively lowered his head and took a sip, and when he reacted, his face turned even redder.
This brother is jealous! You have to take advantage of it.
"When you need it someday, remember to look for me." Leng Hanyuan suddenly added.
"Hmm??? Yes!!! ”
"It's long enough, and there's no discomfort in the back except for the first time."
“!!!” Gu Lihuo got up and walked briskly to the bow of the boat, eager to get as far away from someone as possible.
She doesn't want to be a human being!!
"On flirting, I only serve Leng Dashao!" Mo Ya nodded in affirmation, then glanced at a certain belly pocket with disdain.
“!!!” Du Du looked indignant.
Lao Tzu can also do it, I'm afraid you can't stand it!!
Eh~~ Of course, I'm afraid of being killed by you...