Chapter 8 I'm scared to pee
When the wild boar descended the mountain, hundreds of wild boars were magnificent, and the sound of stepping on the earth was like a galloping horse.
"Ahh Sun's legs went limp, and he was the last to react, so he fell behind.
"You shameless people, don't run to save me, don't be eaten by these wild boars, and I won't let you go if you die!"
Seeing that it was about to become a wild boar's meal, Sun still carried out the bitterness to the end.
Chen Xi heard the voice coming from behind him, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
When is it? And the strength to curse.
"You'd better run quickly, or you'll die!" Chen Xi unceremoniously put down the cruel words.
Yang Tinghan ran and glanced at Chen Xi, who was trying his best to escape.
When he heard a scream coming from behind him, he looked back.
"Keep running, remember never to look back!"
Yang Tinghan left the next sentence and ran back.
Chen Xi turned back as he ran.
When did it take to fall.
Sun was lying on the ground very embarrassed, seeing that he was about to be chased by a wild boar, Yang Tinghan quickly ran to his side, and pulled his collar, like carrying a chicken, and quickly ran for his life.
"Hurry up!"
Seeing that the wild boar running in front was about to catch up with Yang Tinghan, Chen Xi couldn't help but shout.
And it was this shout that made the wild boar even more excited.
Just when Yang Tinghan and the others were about to be surrounded by wild boars, a group of hunters appeared in front of them.
"Mom, everyone, save people!"
The people said that they quickly took the torches and lit them.
The wild boar, which was originally extremely fierce, saw the open flames, slowed down its movements, and finally stopped.
"Oh my god, it's dangerous!" Chen Xi was so tired that he was out of breath, stopped his steps, and kept patting his chest with his hand.
"What should we do now, even if we hold a torch, the fire will be extinguished, especially when there is still wind in the mountains!"
The Orions are not omnipotent, they have been in the mountains all year round, and they have seen all kinds of dangerous scenes.
But in the face of hundreds of wild boars at once, my legs couldn't help but tremble.
"Thank you for your help......" Yang Tinghan was just about to open his mouth to thank him, when he heard a voice, his eyes were happy.
Sure enough.
Hundreds of wild boars also heard the voice, and their expressions changed drastically.
The fierce expression just now instantly turned into fear.
The next moment, I saw those wild boars running in the other direction as if they were dying.
"What's going on?" A Orion is unknown.
The same is true for Chen Xi, whose fat face has squeezed his eyes into a slit, but he still looks at Yang Tinghan with wide eyes, "Is this afraid of us?" ”
"Are you a pig?" Yang Ting glanced at him coldly, and then looked at the hunters holding torches in their hands, "If you guess correctly, it should be the tiger coming down the mountain, let's leave quickly!" ”
Tiger!
Everyone talked about the tiger's color change.
The hunters ran down the hill with torches in hand.
Yang Tinghan glanced at it, frightened, and the stupid Sun family, Wu family, reminded loudly, "Hurry up and run, this time it is not a wild boar, but a tiger." ”
I don't know if it's lucky or unlucky.
First I ran into wild boars, and then I ran into a herd of wild boars.
Seeing that he is about to be eaten by a wild boar, he is about to encounter a tiger again.
The crowd didn't have time to think about it, so they pulled out their legs and ran down the mountain.
Although Chen Xi was exhausted and couldn't run, he still gritted his teeth in order to survive.
"Whew......"
Running desperately, the sound of a tiger roaring kept ringing in Chen Xi's ears.
She felt a chill in her heart when she heard this, and ran down the hill even faster.
The wind whistled in her ears, and her mind went blank except for her two legs.
I finally ran down the hill, made sure it was safe, and then sat down on the ground with a plop.
Yang Tinghan saw the corners of his mouth twitch, and then glanced coldly.
He clasped his hands into fists and walked in front of the group of hunters with torches in their hands just now, "The grace of saving lives should be reciprocated by the spring, if there is a useful place in the future......"
"Big brother, you don't know me anymore, do you, I also met a wild boar in the mountains last year, if it weren't for you, I would have died, it's because of that time that we decided to go up the mountain together, otherwise you will also join us in the future!"
A black, thin-looking fox hunter stood up and smiled stupidly.
Hearing his words, Yang Tinghan took a deep look, and then recognized who the other party was, "It turned out to be you, it's just a gesture, don't take it to heart, let's go back quickly, and talk to the village chief as well, in case the tiger comes down the mountain, make preparations in advance." ”
"Yes! Then let's go first! ”
Speaking of tigers, everyone's faces became solemn.
Chen Xi sat on the ground and watched the crowd who had just saved her life leave, she looked at Yang Tinghan, "Will the tiger really go down the mountain?" ”
Yang Tinghan glanced at him lightly.
It's not that I don't want to answer, but I really don't know.
He thought for a moment and said with a sigh of gold, "The last time the tiger came down the mountain was decades ago!" ”
Chen Xi tilted his head, "......"
What does it taste like?
A foul smell came with the breeze.
Chen Xi frowned and wrinkled her nose She glanced around, and when she saw a puddle of water under someone's feet......
"You want to be shameless, you're scared to pee!"
It's a shame.
The most important thing is that the dirty ones are to death.
A woman in her thirties and forties peed her pants in public.
I'm afraid no one will believe it.
Chen Xi wanted to get up in disgust, but he was weak, and finally he could only climb a few steps away.
Men and women do not kiss each other.
When Yang Tinghan heard this, he quickly turned around.
And the embarrassed party, she was annoyed and scolded Chen Xi's nose, "I know that you are a little slut of the mourning star, if it weren't for you, we wouldn't be so embarrassed, there was a wild boar in the past, and now there is nothing!" ”
Just hanging by a thread, my body is tense.
Now that it is safe, as soon as people relax, tears continue to flow out like a fountain.
Sun didn't care about being ashamed at this time, and sat directly on the water, crying like a dead mother.
"You people who kill a thousand knives, if it weren't for you two old ladies, how could you be so miserable, no matter, go get me clothes now, and compensate for the mental loss of the old lady, otherwise ......"
Oh, the more you talk about it, the more shameless it becomes.
Chen Xi bounced up from the ground in a fit of rage.
She thought she was menacing, but in the eyes of others, it was just a ball of meat standing up.
"Shameless between the two of us, don't you want to eat meat? The wild boar on the mountain is still there, you go, if you have the ability, you can get it, and see if you have come back! ”
"Yang Tinghan, you broom star little, you are a wild seed, you have a mother and no mother to raise ......"
Syllable!
"Ahh Murder, you little slut dare to do it to me, see if I don't kill you today! ”
Sun Shi stretched out his hand with a hideous face, like Chen Xi's face.
Seeing the sharp nails, which were still wrapped in black mud, Chen Xi almost vomited.
Although she is fat, she is also a flexible fat.
Seeing that the hand was about to grab her face, she moved nimblely, easily dodged, and pushed it.
Bang!