Chapter 33: Peeking into the bath
"Don't pretend to be garlic in front of your brother, I don't know who it is just now, when I heard the fourth child say that I want to make peace with that girl, my face is black, and the famous inkstone that this king has recently collected is afraid that it can't grind that kind of black!"
“.... You are a martial artist who collects the things of those literati and scholars, and no matter how much you dance and write, you can't hide your murderous aura. Yun Mengchen's tone was light, as if he was discussing today's weather with him.
The corners of Yun Mengge's eyes twitched, "Who stipulates that a general's talent can't have a personal hobby?" "What kind of fallacy is this?
"It's not true, but it's a waste of those good things!"
"If you don't talk about your brother, will you die? What's the matter, now that the Queen Mother is supporting you, the little virtue is tough, right? ”
"If you are envious, you should also marry a daughter-in-law and come back and let her support you, people without a daughter-in-law are still so tough, who gave you the courage?"
Yun Mengge was simply hit by a burst of crit, he was on the verge of death crazy temptation, and thought that this thousand-year-old iron tree would restrain some of the black poisonous tongue when it bloomed, but he didn't expect it to be more than before!
almost a mouthful of old blood sprayed on his face: "You are less proud, don't think that you dare to laugh at your brother if you marry a daughter-in-law, you wait, the imperial grandmother is definitely teaching your daughter-in-law how to pinch you, and you will feel better in the future!" ”
Yun Mengchen looked unimpressed: "Having a daughter-in-law is not necessarily a bad thing, after all, second brother, you don't have a daughter-in-law, and you don't know what it's like to be cared for by your daughter-in-law!" ”
Qi Xiao finally couldn't hold back his sneer and then held back again, since the prince of his family married this princess, the prince of his family has another fun to tease His Royal Highness King Qi, it's so good!
Yun Mengge clutched his chest and staggered a few steps with a painful expression and pointed at the two of them: "You, you....", and then glanced at Yun Mengchen sadly: "This king can't be provoked and can't hide, hmph, this king is gone, you are alone here to keep the empty boudoir!" "I thought about how to save face before leaving.
"Qi Xiao, send His Royal Highness King Qi!" Yun Mengchen hooked her lips and looked at Yun Mengge and smiled.
Yun Mengge looked at him and smiled, only to feel his head jump suddenly, and he jumped three meters away and looked at him: "Yes, you don't need to send it, this king will go by himself!" "He decided, he must stay away from his brother!
But before he took two steps, he was almost planted because of Yun Mengchen's words that floated over. "I want it, after all, how long the road out of the palace is, Qi Xiao can send you to accompany you for a short time, and when you get out of this palace and return to the empty palace, the second brother will be lonely, empty and cold, after all, there is not even a person to warm the bed!"
.... Then I heard the voice that was still scolding and scolding as I drifted away: "Yun Mengchen, your uncle, master, I will find one to come back to you tonight, and I am not afraid that I will have a son in the future."
Eye...."Then I heard a thud, like the sound of something falling to the ground....
Qi Xiao watched Yun Mengge run away, and finally couldn't hold back his stomach and laughed when he endured it. Yun Mengchen glanced at him coldly: "He said that this king will have a son in the future, so you are so happy?" ”
Qi Xiao nodded at first, then chewed on his lord's words again, and then shook his head like a rattle. Then came a wave of rainbow farts: "Whoever gives birth to a son without an asshole will not be the prince who gives birth to a son without an asshole." "The prince of his family actually wants to have a son?
Yun Mengchen's expression softened a little at this time, but when he mentioned this son, Yan Jiaxin's enlarged face suddenly appeared in his mind. Yun Mengchen's whole body shook: "Hell! He exclaimed, how could he suddenly think of her, he must have been frightened by the way she ate just now...
"Lord Wang, do you really plan to let the princess perform at the Hundred Flowers Conference in three days? That scene is not as good as before, the princess's casual temperament, maybe there will be a mistake on that day, but what is lost is your face! ”
"What is the face, can you eat it?"
“...... Lord, what about your temperament? "How does Qi Xiao feel that his prince's skin is getting thicker and thicker? And he also found that his prince would occasionally giggle there alone, which was something that had never happened before, and it was simply unspeakably weird~
Yun Mengchen was stunned, he sometimes wondered if he was sick, why did he always have a situation that he couldn't control in Yan Jiaxin's body?
Keenly feeling that there was movement at the door, the starry eyes raised slightly to see a light blue shadow coming, and that casual glance actually made his heart skip a few beats. Time was frozen in this moment, he seemed to feel that everything in the world had disappeared, and only she was left in his eyes~
"Qi Xiao, arrange a trip to the Imperial City Temple tomorrow." After Yun Mengchen finished speaking, he walked straight out of the hall.
Qi Xiao nodded, and it was always a little hindsight that he understood what his prince said: "Prince, what are you doing in the Imperial City Temple?" After asking, he gestured to Yan Jiaxin and chased after him. When did the prince of his family believe in Buddhism again...
Seeing the two people leaving, Yan Jiaxin took a big breath, and just came in and saw Yun Mengchen staring at her, Yan Jiaxin didn't even dare to breathe, for fear that he would ask the Queen Mother what she had just told her, thinking of the Queen Mother's words to her old man, Yan Jiaxin only felt the heat of her whole body rushing straight to her face...
It's embarrassing, shouldn't I say something? In the carriage, Yan Jiaxin looked at Yun Mengchen, who was sitting quietly on the side, and thought. It's really uncomfortable for these two lonely men and widows to sit in the same space, especially if it's like an ice cream.
"Got something to say?"
Yan Jiaxin looked at Yun Mengchen who was suddenly staring at her and shook her head: "No, no." There was a lot of weakness and hesitation in his tone. Her eyes couldn't help but glance at his legs, if he was really like the Empress Dowager said, then how should she get along with him next?
No, no, this matter is a big matter, she needs to confirm it in person, if it is true, then she can try not to appear in front of him in addition to going to the well in the palace to find clues, otherwise how dangerous she is!
"What did you do without you?"
“.... Lord Wang, this sounds weird, if you don't look at me, how can you know that I'm looking at you? "Look, if you can't say it, you can know how to stare at people, but she Yan Jiaxin is afraid that his eyes are also ghosts, what did he just say in Yongshou Palace, will she go to the Imperial City Temple tomorrow, then does she have to go to worship too?
Although she was very hard in her heart, she despised herself for the dog-legged look on Yan Jiaxin's face: "Yes, yes, it's the prince I look at, who made our prince look so handsome that people can't help but have to look at it twice." ”
After speaking, he also hammered Yun Mengchen's thigh with his small fist: "Lord Wang, you are tired, I will help you beat your legs!" ”
The key is that her hand hasn't touched Yun Mengchen's leg yet, and her hand was stopped by him: "No need, this king is not tired, if it's okay, be quiet!" ”
Dare to warn her? It seems that there is something wrong with him, quiet is quiet, obviously he came up to talk, but now it seems that she is making noise about him, how can this person be uncertain.
Yan Jiaxin also learned from him to close his eyes and pretend to sleep, and at the same time, Yun Mengchen's cold and hard forehead slowly softened.
The carriage traveled about a long distance to King Chen's mansion, and after getting out of the carriage, Yan Jiaxin followed Yun Mengchen into the mansion, but after entering, Yan Jiaxin crossed Yun Mengchen and walked towards the room she had yesterday.
"Lord Wang, the hot water has been prepared for you."
"Got it, you go down." Qi Xiao said to the man, and then looked at Yun Mengchen: "Lord Wang, bath water.... Lord Wang, the princess is peeking at you..."Halfway through speaking, Qi Xiao looked at the person who was probing his brain and suddenly changed the subject.
Coming back to bathe is Yun Mengchen's habit for many years, so there is no need to say more, Qi Xiao naturally understands what to do next, but he saw Yan Jiaxin secretly hiding in one place and watching them, why did he say it was peeking, because she hid when she saw Qi Xiao looking over....
Yan Jiaxin originally wanted to go back to the room quickly, but when she walked a few steps, she heard the words of the housekeeper in the house, ready hot water? Isn't Yun Mengchen planning to take a bath, so if she wants to know his secret, wouldn't it be clear at a glance when he is taking a bath?
She swore that she didn't want to peek at Yun Mengchen taking a bath, she just wanted to see if he was like the Empress Dowager said, his legs were not a problem at all, but he pretended to be!
Feeling that Yun Mengchen and their side were silent, Yan Jiaxin stretched her head out again, but saw that there was already a lot of people there! "What about people? How did you go so fast? "She is not familiar with this palace, I don't know where the bathroom is?
Just as Yan Jiaxin was looking around, a maid suddenly came to her: "Hey, hello, I want to ask, where is the bathing place in the palace?" ”
Looking at the place where the maid gave her guidance, Yan Jiaxin went straight away. In the end, it's a place to take a bath, and there are no people, and I'm not afraid of someone peeking. But come to think of it, who has that dog who dares to peek at him King Chen's bath... But isn't she....
Looking at the two big words of the bathing garden on the yard, this palace is still quite proud to say that it is poor, a bathing place to make such a big yard, there is a garden in it, and in addition to this, a very large house stands in the courtyard.
No one guarded her, Yan Jiaxin walked in as if she was in no man's land, and it wasn't until she was almost at the edge of the room that she began to lean over. After making sure that there was no one around, Yan Jiaxin learned to poke a hole in the door with her hand and look inside, just like on TV.
It was foggy inside, and she couldn't see anything when she looked at it. The door squeaked and was pushed open by Yan Jiaxin a little crack. It's not closed! Yan Jiaxin really didn't know if Yun Mengchen thought that no one would come to peek, or if she was lucky, God was helping her.