Chapter 34: Bargaining
The elf didn't follow: "Alas, do you want to be so realistic, no matter how you say this, Ben Meow has saved your life." β
"Brothers, settle accounts, the reality is more realistic, if you don't negotiate now, there will inevitably be disagreements in the future."
Xue Hua, who was not standing for a long time, folded his legs and sat down on the side of the small table under the window, poured a cup of cold white and pushed it to the position opposite him, knocked on the table and motioned for the elf to sit down and said, and then filled himself with a cup.
"Ben Meow thinks that five or five points are too appropriate to be more appropriate.,There's nothing to say.,Didn't you say that you would repay Ben Meow? Doesn't talking count? In the face of interests, it really sees people's hearts. β
The elf squatted in front of the teacup that was half a meow high, chattering to himself, and turned his head in disgust at the little boiling water that had been burned by Xue Hua's repeated experimental spells.
The test of whether a man loves you or not depends on whether he is willing to spend money for you. ββExcerpt from the happy little woman quotation of Lanxing fifty years ago.
Thinking of this, Xue Hua smiled, and the water in her mouth squirted out, she looked at the elf who had avoided walking to the other side and said:
"Well, since you are so obsessed with the matter of saving your life, I will promise you fifty-fifty points, but you must add one clause to Party A's obligation: From now on, you must not mention the matter of saving your life to me again.
Also, shouldn't you tell me what happens if you break the contract? β
The elf's dark eyes rolled, and after thinking for a while, he swore and said:
"Well, the elves are believing beings, they don't lie, and they will definitely carry out the agreement meticulously."
"Your answer is not what I wanted."
Xue Hua drank the water in the cup, and activated his true qi to summon a small cloud with water, and used this cloud as a rag to clean the entire room, including the horns, and the teacup and teapot she had just used.
Then she summoned a dry, warm wind and blew the whole room carefully, along with the horns and the teacups and teapots she had just used, and the air in the room became fresher and the furniture shiny as new.
After doing this, she got up and walked out, and it seemed that the elf was not very sincere.
"Hey! Human, Ben Meow has changed his mind! Just as she stepped over the threshold with one foot, the elf stopped her, and the sound of the tip of the nipple was a little urgent.
Seeing that Xue Hua did not fall back when he heard this, but even stepped out of the threshold with his hind feet, the elf hurriedly flew to her side, aimed at her ear and shouted:
"Human, I have decided to split the account with you, but I reserve the right to ask you for a life-saving grace, and I will not lie to you, let alone violate the agreement, but will help you wholeheartedly.
The specific reason is a long story, if you sign an agreement with me, I will tell you! β
As soon as you ask, you will be stumped, and you will jump off the building in a hurry, which is really not a reassuring partner! Xue Hua has always had this hidden worry in his heart.
Eventually, she turned around, returned to her room, and closed the door.
There's no point in being suspicious, life has to go on, doesn't it?
Her original intention in negotiating with the elf was to learn something from the elf that she cared about but was always out of reach.
Quickly use his divine sense to sign his name on the pile of light and shadow that the elf manifests, and sign his name at each place where Party B signs, and the old god is standing on the side, watching the elf who signed the word "Kewpie" with his claws on the "Party A" everywhere. The more I looked at it, the more I felt that the kitten who knew the meaning of the name was acting like a public shouting at this time: I am a liar!
"Why can't I find anything related to respawn in the System Shop?" As soon as the elf signed it, Xue Hua couldn't wait for him to fulfill his obligations.
"Because" the elf paused for a moment, and several times the organization of the language seemed to be stuck in some unknown place.
After a long time, it decided to change to a relaxed posture, so it flew to the small table again, put its head into the cup of cold white open that Xue Hua had prepared for it to sober up, and after a while, it pulled it out and shook the water stain on its head.
Xue Hua frowned and opened a microwave barrier for it, and the water it threw out was steamed dry along with the body on its head.
As the water on the elf's body evaporated, the barrier disappeared. The elf turned his head and looked at her with blank eyes, like a deep resentful woman:
"I originally sorted out my thoughts, but you ruined it again, meow~"
"Next time you want to organize your thoughts, you can let me freeze your cat's head, don't spoil the cup anymore, it will be yours in the future, remember to bring it when you leave."
Xue Hua also sat opposite it again, and his words were honest and unkind. Although she likes kittens and dogs, she does not treat them as siblings, sons and daughters like some people, and has zero tolerance for this kind of behavior.
"Ahem, let's get down to business, this starts with an old ancient legend.
Well, humans, I'm going to state it here:
You're already a mature big kid, don't interrupt me in the middle of my story like before, if you have any questions, you can take a small notebook and remember it, and wait until I'm done talking about it. β
The elf rested on the head of the cup, looking straight at Xue Hua with his eyes, waiting for her to give a guarantee, seeing Xue Hua nodding his head slowly before he slowly spoke, and said in a milky voice:
Legend has it that once upon a time.
In a vast galaxy, there is a completely natural world, full of spiritual energy, many treasures, and all races coexist.
At that time, the cultivation of gods was prevalent, gods and demons and mortals coexisted under the same sky, and the boundary between gods and mortals was not clear.
Resources are limited, and this sentence is a true truth that can be applied to all the vast seas of stars.
Gods are born in a steady stream of ways, and along with the growing number of gods are their almost limitless desires, which has led to endless wars for tens of thousands of years.
In the first year of the Divine Emperor calendar, His Majesty the Divine Emperor was born, who seemed to be the protagonist of the times and the darling of heaven and earth. After reaching adulthood, it took His Majesty the Divine Emperor only two hundred years to conquer the entire world, and all the living beings in the world prostrate at his feet.
For the first time in history, the world has been at peace. Since then, His Majesty the Emperor has drunk and fallen on the knees of beauties, waking up to the power of the world.
His Majesty the Emperor has only two hobbies: one is to explore the cause and effect of everything in the world, and the other is to pursue what he considers to be the mother of beauty.
There were so many females in him that he, an all-knowing and all-powerful god-emperor, could not leave a trace in his memory except for a few.
In the beginning, his wives were almost all very simple life partners, but there was one exception, she was known as the Goddess of Time (the name is unknown), and she was a veteran god who predated the Emperor for countless years. Not only is she highly cultivated, but she is worshiped by countless people and has a large fief of her own, and she is the right-hand man of the God Emperor to rule the world.
The God Emperor has lasted for 23,000 years, and in the fiefdom of the goddess of time, another very remarkable figure has appeared. Her name is Feng Feifei, and she is a stunner who loves flowers and flowers in a daze, but there is no male animal who has seen her who does not like her.
When the Emperor heard that there were such wonderful people in the world, he wanted to see and understand, but the Emperor was not surprised to be tricked, and the Emperor helped her become a god and gave her the title of "Goddess of Beauty", and gave her the land of her hometown as her fiefdom.
Since then, the God Emperor's harem has a new favorite.
In the beginning, the god-emperor's harem was as harmonious as ever. But I don't know when the goddess of time and this beauty named Feng Feifei began to oppose each other, and then the competition in the dark slowly turned into a wrestling of wrists in the open, and finally evolved into a war between the two goddesses and their followers.
The world, which had been calm for more than 23,000 years, finally fell into the quagmire of local wars, which shattered the mountains and rivers and changed the color of the wind and clouds, and even time and space were disturbed.
In the 300th year since the outbreak of the war, the God Emperor, who has always had an impartial attitude towards watching the show, finally couldn't stand it anymore and took action to stop this god war, and the two goddesses disappeared from everyone's sight, and there has never been a record of these two goddesses in history.
In the twenty-fourth thousand one hundred and thirty-second year of the Emperor of God's calendar, His Majesty the Emperor left this world with his wife, children, and all the gods in the world, and no one in the world could become a god again.
Since then, the great powers have created a complete set of cultivation systems for Qi cultivation after countless wrong attempts. They roughly divide the cultivation realm from low to high into nine levels: Qi Training, Foundation Building, Jindan, Yuan Infant, Transformation of Gods, Integration, Tribulation, Return to Void, and Mahayana. They also concocted an immortal realm outside the territory where the aura was even greater than the original world, calling the original world the spirit realm, and the immortal cultivators could only fly to the immortal realm after going through the nine stages of qi cultivation and see the scenery farther away.
Later, people had to accept their fate, since the gods could not be cultivated, then they would cultivate immortals!
Since then, time has entered the first year of the Divine Wilderness calendar.
It has been 120,000 years since the disappearance of the God Emperor and the Goddess's counterattack on the Throne of the God King of the Time and Space System to slaughter the deceased.
People are accustomed to the chronological method of the stars proposed by the god of beauty, and they are accustomed to taking twelve as a round, twelve months as a year, and 12,000 as one era, that is to say, a whole era has passed.