Chapter 212 Soap and white are difficult to distinguish between the night, the real and the false two or four masters

The next day, Tie Liu and Tiehuan were missing, and when the family asked, Fang Yu claimed that there was a sudden letter from their family saying that there was an urgent matter, and they had left in a carriage last night, and asked me to say goodbye to everyone on their behalf.

Is it gone?Good manner, why did you leave suddenly?What an urgent matter?Fang Yu sighed, frowned, and replied, "I heard that there seems to be someone dead in their family, as if some uncle died. Since I'm gone, let's go, to be honest, I'm really a little worried about letting a foreigner be the shopkeeper. ”

Wang Qing said: "Yes, yes, it's better this way." Then let Xiao Yan be the shopkeeper. Xiao Yan, you say, we will listen to you in the future. ”

When everyone expressed their approval, Fang Yu didn't say a word next to him, did he have a different opinion?

"Husband, what are you thinking? What can you say, I think it is more appropriate for you to be the shopkeeper. ”

Fang Yu laughed and said, "It's okay, it's the general trend for you to be the shopkeeper." But, in bed, you have to listen to me, I want to be a man again, I can't even listen to you about this. ”

"Nasty. When have you not been a man to do it?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. Jokes aside, after a short family meeting, everyone went about their business. With two fewer people, things really became more, and in the end, there was really no way to pull Fang Zheng and Fang Yuan's brothers and sisters together.

The "Welcome Lady" at the door stands in two rows, and the costume is also a red cheongsam designed by Yu Yan herself, which can be regarded as a big miracle for the Northern Song Dynasty.

But that's not all, what's even more refreshing is that when customers arrive at the door, the "welcome ladies" smile and use polite language, depending on the time of day, "Good morning, good afternoon, good evening." Welcome", the voice should be neat, loud and relatable. At the same time, make a 30-degree bow, and the "welcome lady" who leans into the door should take the initiative to stretch out her right hand and make a 45-degree gesture to lead the guest and step out of her right foot first. The scale is 30-40 cm per step, and the polite phrase "Mr. this side please" is measured 1.5 meters in front of the guest's right.

Then lead the guests to sit down and ask them about their tastes and housing requirements. While leading the guests into the corresponding area, you can use a short time to ask the guests if they have a membership card, such as: if not, then carry out a "membership card" promotion.

The so-called membership card is actually just a token that resembles the one we see every day. It is engraved with "Zhengyuan Restaurant Distinguished VIP". With this membership card, meals and accommodations are all 85% off.

These changes were unheard of for the Northern Song Dynasty. At first, everyone tried it with a fresh and lively attitude.

What an experience and feeling. Although the prices here are a little higher than those of other restaurants, the supreme enjoyment is unparalleled.

But if someone comes to deliberately pick quarrels and provoke trouble, Lao Shen, Yu Yan, Fang Yu, Fang Zheng, Fang Yuan and Chen Hongzi, these people form a huge formation, which is enough to intimidate all the good players in the rivers and lakes.

Therefore, the guests are happy to come, eat at ease, and go happily. At the end of the year, this signboard was even more famous, shocking the entire Song Dynasty.

During this period, Yu Yan recruited more than 30 chefs to work for Fang Erhai, and Fang Erhai also learned many characteristics of the Northern Song Dynasty from them.

It is said that "Zhengyuan Restaurant" has three uniques: the taste is absolutely good, the martial arts are absolutely high, and the shopkeeper is absolutely beautiful. Countless people came here, and even Song Huizong couldn't help but want to come in person.

Needless to say, the wealth is rolling, but at the same time, it has also attracted the envy and jealousy of countless people. But the signboard of the restaurant is nominated by the emperor himself, and the princess of the Great Song Dynasty is also the emperor's royal seal, all the officials who have come to the restaurant to drink and eat, Yu Yan has personally received them, and listened to her husband's teachings.

As the saying goes, the mouth of the eater is short, and the hand of the taker is short. The benefits taken by these officials naturally said good things in front of the emperor. Therefore, although Yu Yan and the others lost their wealth, they kept the safety of the whole family and the smooth operation of the restaurant.

In business, Yu Yan acts decisively and has a sharp style, but at home, she is a very good daughter-in-law, a good mother, and a good wife.

Late that night, after closing the door, everyone dragged their tired bodies and went back to their rooms to wash. Yu Yan yawned a long time, lay in the crook of her husband's arm, and whispered like a bird: "Husband, I want you tonight." ”

Fang Yu smiled: "I want you to be big." I'm almost tired!"

"Actually, I said this on purpose because I was afraid that you would ask me. In that case, I'll go to sleep first. ”

To be honest, if such a pretty woman is in her arms and has no thoughts, then there must be something wrong with this man. But in Fang Yu's heart, since the last incident, he still had some psychological shadows. Maybe the shadow will take a long time to fade away, or maybe the shadow will stay with him for the rest of his life, he doesn't know, and he doesn't know for sure.

In the middle of the night, when Fang Yu got up to go to the thatched house, Yu Yan suddenly heard a noise. This voice seems to have come from one person, no, this voice is clearly two people. But why do these two people's voices sound like the same person is talking?

She hurriedly got up in her clothes and found out. At the door of the room, there were really two people standing. Her eyes widened in surprise and she almost screamed, oh my God, how could it be two husbands?!

"You...... Who are you?" asked Yu Yan, pointing to one of them.

Fang Yu jumped up anxiously: "What's wrong with you, I'm Fang Yu." ”

Who knows, the other Fang Yu next to him also jumped up anxiously: "He lied, I am Fang Yu!"

"Don't you listen to him, don't you recognize him? I'm your husband." ”

"What's wrong with you? Don't even recognize me? I'm your husband. ”

"How dare you pretend to be me?"

"It's clear you're pretending to be me. ”

"Wife, don't listen to him, I'm your husband. ”

"Wife, you must believe me, I am real, he is fake. ”

The two Fang Yu argued with each other, pushing and shoving, and no one refused to give in. yes, who can let this thing happen. The sound of the quarrel woke up the family, and everyone went out one after another to take a look, and they were dumbfounded.

From height to dress, to looks, it's exactly the same. There is no difference between words and deeds. This question is difficult for the family, but it is difficult for Yu Yan, after all, there are many private words between their husband and wife, which others have not experienced.

She found the four treasures of the study room and ordered the two of them to write down the answers on a piece of paper. The first question is: "What year was our child born?"

"Zhenguan 14 years. The answer was exactly the same for both men.

The second question is: "Where did our first one happen?"

She firmly believes that only her husband knows the answer. However, to her surprise, the answers of the two were exactly the same.

One of these two people must be a fake, which is strange. And how does the fake person know?

What is even more strange, however, is the answer to the third question, which is: "Please write about the process of getting to know me." ”

One person wrote three pieces of paper, and the other wrote three and a half sheets, and the general meaning was very similar. If there is an accident in the first two questions, then the third question, two people actually answered correctly, which cannot but make people feel very puzzled. What's going on here?

Yu Yan wanted to know, her family wanted to know, and Fang Yu wanted to know more.

"We have a car, what is it called by a nice name?"

"Baby. "Two people wrote the same two words.

"When I entered the capital and faced the saint, the emperor put medicine in the food, what is the name of this medicine?"

"A hundred flowers bloom. Again, the answer for both men was exactly the same.

"Where did Tie Liu and Tiehuan go?" Yu Yan believed that she and her husband were the only people who knew about this problem.

Sure enough, there are two answers. One of them secretly showed her: dead.

The other one also secretly showed her: Do you want to tell the truth?

Yu Yan nodded, and then saw the person take out another piece of paper and write two words on it: dead.

Fang Zhou's eyes rolled, and he suddenly interjected and asked, "I have a question." What is your favorite posture for the second brother and second sister when they are in the same room?"

Wang Qing was stunned for a moment, suddenly slapped him fiercely, his eyes widened, and he reprimanded in a low voice: "Don't ask this kind of question under the pretext of asking other people's privacy." What does it matter to you what posture they use?"

Suddenly, one of them said, "Don't ask, you won't get anything out of asking like this." ”

Yu Yan asked, "Why?"

"A few days ago, a literati and I fell in love with each other, and the more we talked, the more we talked about the past and the present, and exchanged many secrets with each other. I didn't expect to really want to make a friend, but in exchange for such a conspiracy. I think this literati and ink artist is the one in front of me. Isn't it?"

"Yes. As soon as he said this, he suddenly realized that he had lost his words, and oh no, this invisibly admitted that he was a fake!

"You're really fake. Yu Yan was furious, grabbed him by the collar, and shouted, "Who is not good at pretending, and dares to pretend to be my husband?!"

"No, no, no, no, listen to me......"

"You've admitted it, what else is there to say?" she grabbed him and threw him out the door.

Like a fallen leaf, he fell out heavily, and with a "poof" sound, he spat out a mouthful of blood. I only heard Yu Yan sneer: "My father-in-law is a person who practices martial arts, you have no internal strength at all, and it is really fake." ”

Everyone suddenly realized. Since one is a literati and the other is a martial artist, the best difference is this. Fang Zhou scolded angrily, and wanted to rush out of the house, go up and kick two more feet, that knew that this man would not dodge or dodge, let him kick however he wanted.

"Little brother, when I went to the thatched house just now, I was suddenly sealed by him with the eight veins of the Qi Jing, and the person inside is good at kung fu, so everyone should be careful, but don't fall for the person inside. ”

"It's the same as it really is. I'm telling you, the fake will never be true! If you don't get out, I'll kick you to death!"

"Little brother, why are you so confused. In this way, you wait for me for an hour, and after I have unraveled the eight veins of the Wonder Sutra on my own, you will know who is true and who is false. But please promise me that within this hour, you must let your second sister be vigilant and keep her eyes open. ”

"Our eyes are all polished, you are clearly fake, and you are still here, upside down, talking nonsense!"

"Little Brother ......"

"Who's your brother? If you don't get out, you'll die here." ”

The ark no longer listened to his nonsense, and slammed the door shut, leaving him alone in the cold wind to stomp his feet anxiously.

Wang Qing looked at the Fang Yu in front of him suspiciously, thinking about the one outside, he couldn't help but be a little worried. With her mother's intuition, she always felt that the person in front of her was fake, and the one outside was real. However, Yu Yan's judgment is not unreasonable.

"Xiao Yan, you have to be cautious. ”

"Mom, I understand my husband. Don't worry, you really can't be wrong, and you can't escape from the fake. ”

Fang Yu nodded and smiled: "Mom, don't worry, we'll be fine." With that, he picked up Yu Yan and strode towards the room.

Wang Qing muttered to herself, "Is Xiao Yan's judgment too hasty?"

Fang Erhai said: "Don't worry, she is so smart, she must have already distinguished who is real and who is fake." In many things, the mother relies on intuition, while the wife relies on every cell in the body. I trust Xiao Yan's judgment. ”

"But ......"

"Well, it's nothing, they don't worry, why should we be old and mediocre. It's time to go to bed. ”

Closing the door, Fang Yu gently put Yu Yan on the bed, looking at the looming body of the beauty on the bed, he couldn't help but swallow.

"You're so beautiful. ”

Yu Yanjiao said angrily: "You were too heavy just now, and people were about to be crushed by you, and my chest still hurts." ”

"Really? Let me apologize this time. Fang Yu grinned and couldn't wait to pounce on her body.

Yu Yan "giggled" for a while, turned around dexterously, dodged, and then pulled out a kick and kicked him out of bed.

"What is this for?" Fang Yu was a little angry.

"We've always been like this, really, are you busy and forget, so that's the mood. ”

"Ah, look at my memory, I've forgotten. Oh, okay, I like it. Fang Yu got up from the ground as he spoke.

At this time, the door was suddenly slammed open, and another Fang Yu roared in, he didn't allow his wife to make any mistakes.

Yu Yan also immediately attacked the person who got up from the ground from the other side.

Suddenly, the man on the ground flashed a pair of judges' pens from his arms. Suddenly, under the shadow of the candlelight, the three of them were entangled together, from the inside of the house to the outside of the house, and for a while, it was difficult to distinguish the winner from the loser.

Yuan Yuan was the first to rush out with a sword, and when Yu Yan grabbed a gap and retreated, he caught the sword handed by his daughter in time.

With his wife having a weapon, Fang Yu stopped entanglement, flashed to the side, and watched the excitement on his own.

Fang Zhou was stunned: "Are you real or fake?"

Chen Hongzi laughed and said: "The fake has already appeared in its original form, he must be real." ”

Fang Zhou asked strangely, "But, didn't you say that the eight veins of the Strange Meridian were sealed, and how did they unravel it so quickly?"

"Yan'er has already seen it. She deliberately grabbed me like this and threw me again, just to help me unlock the acupuncture points without being noticed. She then led the impostor into the house alone, in order to ensure everyone's safety. Now you understand, right?"

Fang Mei nodded thoughtfully, and then asked, "But what method did she use to identify it?"

Fang Yu said: "When love is strong, love is deep, a look is worth a thousand words." ”

Yu Yan's attainments in swordsmanship are really extraordinary, but seeing the sword flowers and heavy figures, sometimes like a spring breeze, which is pleasing to the eye, sometimes like a storm, makes people unprepared. After 30 strokes of fighting, the impostor suddenly screamed, and a sword was pierced through the shoulder blade, and then there were a few "sighs", and his acupuncture points were sealed.

Yu Yan shouted angrily: "If you don't want to die, you can recruit from the truth." ”

"The princess is really good, and I admire it very much. I said, can you spare me not to die?"

"Yes. ”

It turned out that this person's surname was Meng, and he was invited by another Jinyuan inn in Luoyang for a lot of money. To say that Jinyuan Inn is not familiar with him, he has no grievances in the past, and he has no hatred in recent days, why do they have to be like this? It is nothing more than jealousy that Zhengyuan Restaurant has robbed them of their business.

Originally, they planned to find someone to impersonate Jin Yuyan, but who knew that it would not be easy to make a human skin mask that was exactly the same as Yu Yan's peerless face. In desperation, he had no choice but to make this move, get close to Fang Yutao, deceive his trust, and then pretend to be him, waiting for an opportunity to attack Yu Yan.

Who knew that this surnamed Meng coveted Yu Yan's beauty, wanted to get her person first, and then waited for the opportunity to kill her.

"It's really despicable and shameless. Yu Yan sneered, and a sword pierced his Qi Sea Acupoint, Qi Sea Acupoint, which is the number one major point for martial arts practitioners, and if this acupoint is damaged, his power will be wasted.

The fake person screamed and rolled on the ground, and tomorrow he rolled out several meters away, not caring about the pain, not caring about the embarrassment, and running away with a crawl, and being able to pick up a life is already a bodhisattva blessing.

Fang Yu clapped his hands and said, "Okay, now we can go and rest." ”

Wang Qing smiled: "There shouldn't be anything wrong this time, right?"

Yu Yan kissed Fang Yu sweetly, and he even put his hand into her clothes, caressing her smooth back wantonly, and even a few times, he put his hand directly below her waist.

Fang Erhai laughed and said, "Being able to make such an intimate move in front of us is still non-existent. In the whole world, only Fang Yu can do it. ”

Fang Mei coughed deliberately and said loudly: "It's cold outside, be careful of catching a cold." It's still warmer in the bed. ”

Chen Hongzi said: "No, wife, the wind is stronger in the bed." Or the outside air is better. ”

Fang Yu suddenly hugged Yu Yan and said, "Let's go, wife, let's do our homework." ”

Yu Yan whispered shyly: "Why do you suddenly want it?"

"I'm jealous. ”

"Why do you tell this surnamed Meng everything, many of them are our secrets......"