Chapter 25: Even the overlord flower has someone to ask for it, but no man has come to ask for me

Just as Gu Li looked at the phone and questioned whether the phone had accidentally hung up, Mo Ya on the other end of the phone sounded a sentence, "Ah Li, you sound a little strange, did you go out behind my back and fool around with a wild man?!" ”

Gu Li: "!! ”

Depend on! What did she say, and this girl felt it! Could it be that this girl installed a camera in her house!

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A wild man kept his consciousness and sat quietly on the couch.

"Eh~ duck, you're thinking too much!" Gu Li sneered, "With your sister's usual dignity, which wild man can't be scared away?!" Unless this wild man is blind, he will come up! ”

"......" The wild man's heart suddenly became a little bitter and panicked.

obviously looks like a flower, but it has to be made into tofu scum, and in the end, the men are blind!

Hehe... A woman's heart, a needle under the sea...

"Really?"

"Not really!"

"But why do I always think you're lying! Oh, that's how it feels! Ah Li, you have something to hide from me! ”

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What kind of duck is this, it's obviously a big wolf dog! But it's just such a big wolf dog, and he can't smell a man like ""!

"Ahri! Brother Ling lied to me, forget it! As a best friend, how can you hide it from me... Woo whoa, woo whoa..."

The corners of Gu Li's mouth twitched, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and opened his mouth to come, "Just now I heard the sound of overlord flowers and wild men rolling sheets......

"!!"

"It's super moving..."

"Wow~~! Why are we so miserable! I also just finished watching a movie! It's so exciting... I can't slow it down now... Woo..."

Just finished watching? And then you cry out of breath? Could it be...

"Damn! Duck, you don't think you bumped into that dog man and the other woman..."

"Hmmm! Bumped in! But I didn't have the courage to go up and ask questions, so I squatted in the corner of his house and watched for a clock, and squatted until my legs were numb..."

"Ahem, ahem..."Gu Li was choked fiercely.

She also thought that her best friend had found evidence by looking through the dog man's mobile phone, or that she had just bumped into the dog man flirting with women everywhere, but she didn't expect that the truth was much more exciting than her brain! And the most incredible thing is that the innocent duck actually watched the live broadcast of the dog man for a whole hour!

Gu Li couldn't help but get goosebumps when he thought of this, and even asked a little out of place, "How do you feel when you watch this kind of film for the first time?" ”

Unexpectedly, Mo Ya on the other end of the phone groaned for a moment, and actually replied very seriously, "I don't feel anything... It's like mating with a local dog in the village.... But 5 minutes of foreplay, 45 minutes of fighting, I didn't expect him to be quite strong! ”

After speaking, he also made a thoughtful "tsk" twice.

Gu Li's forehead bulged: "!! ”

Depend on! You're regretting that you didn't enjoy it!

Gu Li rubbed his temples, very helpless, "Why didn't you rush up on the spot?" Don't you have the key to the dog man's house? Or is it... You just squat and watch a spring palace play, forget it..."

Mo Ya on the other end of the phone sniffed hard, "No, I waited for them to finish before going in." Because when I heard you talk about men before, it was suddenly interrupted, which would be bad for the soft tissue! So, I kept squatting in the corner and recording a G video ......"

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Not good for soft tissues!

You think so much about his ancestors and descendants, he knows!

I actually recorded the whole process! Why, you're going to treasure it!

Gu Li was completely speechless to her best friend...

"Ah Li, do you want to see it?"

Without waiting for Gu Li to answer, the mobile phone "oh", and a WeChat message came-it was the blurred video screen.

"The file is so big that I've shrunk it, but I can still read it." The corners of Gu Li's mouth twitched.

She just wants to watch it, and she also wants to watch the video of her ex-man and other women! Why do you take this girl for granted?

"Ah Li, it's time to increase knowledge! Anyway, we will be ordered in the future..."

Gu Li touched his chest, and suddenly he couldn't breathe...

I can't refute it!

"Ah Li, take a look first! My grandmother called me. I'll call you later. ”

"Beep-" The phone hung up.

Gu Li looked at the information box that popped up, hesitated for a moment, and was still driven by curiosity, and gently clicked open...

"Ahβ€”β€”! Hmm~~" The picture of two people with their whole bodies intertwined suddenly appeared in front of me!

She stared at the glamorous and erotic picture in front of her and watched it dumbfounded.

Suddenly, a black shadow flashed, and with a "bang", the mobile phone in Gu Li's hand was taken away! - Instinctively looked up, only to be met with a grimace of black clouds crushing the city.

"Ahβ€”β€”! you- how did you end up here!"

Someone who is extremely angry, and the words he wants to say suddenly get stuck in his throat and can't go up or down, "......"

It's only been a few minutes, and he's such a big living person here, and he can forget it in the blink of an eye!

Does this girl have a heart!

Gu Li suddenly had a spirit, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he reacted, "Ohβ€”β€”, me, I remembered!" Sorry I forgot about you just now... Huh..."

A lot of salt was sprinkled on the cracked wound!

Leng Hanyuan resisted the urge to tear up a stinky girl who didn't know what to do on the spot, and patiently educated "well", "Little friend, this kind of thing is not what you should see!" After speaking, he picked up his phone and clicked it a few times.

Gu Li took back the phone and looked at it, sure enough, the video screen was gone, and he instinctively frowned and asked, "Why did you delete it!" ”

Leng Hanyuan's eyes were cold, "What! I watched it with relish! ”

Gu Li's neck shrunk, "I-I didn't..."

Leng Hanyuan sneered, "Look at my best friend's ex-boyfriend patting, so you are so good?!" ”

Gu Li immediately blushed and argued loudly, "You, what nonsense are you talking about!" I, I just haven't seen it, I'm just curious! Where like you men, as a commonplace! ”

"Ahem, cough, cough..."Leng Hanyuan was choked by Gu Li's last sentence, "Say it as if you understand men very well!" A woman who has never been in love, where does she get the confidence to talk nonsense! ”

"Iβ€”I'm β€”β€”!"

She couldn't refute it! And she really did it according to "Men are lower body animals!" Male animals have one-time fantasies every 50 seconds! "To deduce.

"Don't generalize! Not every man is as as you think! ”

The corners of Gu Li's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but slap him: "!! ”

I'm hungry or not, I don't have any points in my heart! There is still a face to say it!

She took a deep breath and had a good temper of discussion, "Then how can I tell my girlfriend about my feelings?" ”

Impressions! She was embarrassed to mention her feelings!

Leng Hanyuan suppressed the flames that were rushing up in his heart, "You just said it's too disgusting, I can't stand it... Of course, you are really curious, I sacrifice myself for others, and I can demonstrate it with you. After all, the experience is much more real than the after-view! ”

When Gu Li heard this, he jumped on the bed in fright, and his face was panicked, "Stinky rascal!" Don't come here! ”

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Don't come here, and climb into bed! This red fruit is not a desire to refuse and welcome, what is it?!

Leng Hanyuan rubbed his temples and looked funny, "Okay, I won't tease you!" In short, girls don't look at this kind of thing! I also don't allow the woman I fancy to stare at other men's nakedness! If you want to see, I don't mind dedicating myself to art... Do you want it now? ”

"Don't! Don't! Gu Li made a posture of blocking with both hands, and refused with a face written all over his face, "Don't dare anymore!" Don't dare anymore...."

But how can you understand without reading? In the past, there were spring palace maps in ancient times, and there were special people to teach them. Not now...

Leng Hanyuan looked at Gu Lidi's beautiful eyes, as if he could see through her thoughts at a glance, and said a little unnaturally, "You don't need to understand!" It's good to cooperate with me in the future..."

"!"

"This word can't be said that pornography is harmful to the physical and mental health of minors."

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You can be a little more shameless!

If she hadn't known his true nature, she would have almost believed his high-sounding appearance!

"Beep-" The phone rang again.

Leng Hanyuan glanced at his phone lightly, "Since you have something, then make an appointment tomorrow." ”

"I..."

"Exchanges of gifts and gifts are a fine tradition of the Chinese people."

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"This otome is a return gift."

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Leng Hanyuan didn't care whether Gu Li wanted it or not, he took the flowers from the balcony and walked straight to the door, just about to open the door, when suddenly his subordinates paused, "If you need it, you can ask me for underwear." After saying that, he closed the door with a "touch", leaving Guli alone in the messy room.

"! Stinky and shameless! ”

When Leng Hanyuan outside the door heard this, he hooked his lips with satisfaction and strode away - only when he passed by the gate of the Overlord Flower, his back stiffened for a moment.

It's time for this dude to make up for it...

"Ding ding..."Gu Li's phone hung up, and the WeChat video request jumped out.

Gu Li was startled and knocked on his head suddenly, "What do you want!" After muttering, he was about to accept it, but he stopped at the last second.

She almost forgot that she couldn't see anyone on her face!

Thinking of this, Gu Li cursed fiercely in his heart again-pervert! Like a wolf who hasn't gnawed meat or bones!

The "beep" request hung up.

After waiting for a while, Gu Li redialed Mo Ya's phone, and as soon as he connected, he was excited!

"Why didn't you answer it for so long! Won't you also cheat behind my back! ”

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Suddenly I don't know what to say...

"How? How do you feel after watching it? ”

"Uh... Not bad! ”

"Okay? Say it as if you've been through a thousand battles! ”

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Depend on!

If it weren't for your lovelorn, the boat of our friendship would have capsized by now!

Gu Li coughed twice, and re-collected her emotions, just now someone stood here, she didn't dare to ask too carefully, now she can finally ask whatever she wants.

"Lin Ling's dog man was caught and raped by you on the spot, how did the two of them react?"

Mo Ya suddenly breathed a little bit, and after a while, she suddenly cried again, "Ah Li! If the dog man doesn't explain, forget it! I let that woman with bigger breasts, buttocks than me, and a face better than mine bully me! ”

"What! How they bullied you! ”

"Then, that woman scolded me for not being as tall as her, not as beautiful as her, and not as rich as her, why should I take advantage of Brother Ling! also said that I couldn't help myself, Brother Ling wanted to break up with me a long time ago! Now is the time...... Woo woo woo ... Ah Li, you have bigger breasts, pretty buttocks, and better body and face than that woman, can you help me find a place to get back! Woo..."

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Obviously very angry, why does she always feel that something is wrong?

Gu Li sighed helplessly, "So, you didn't scold the dog man, nor kicked the dog man's feet, just ran away in such a disgrace?!" ”

"Woo... It's not..."

"Huh?! Did you slap that dog man twice?! Attaboy! ”

"No, it's not... I returned the key to Brother Ling's house to him and said a word of blessing. ”

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Sure enough, I overestimated you!

"Say it!" Gu Li pressed his temples, "How did you bless them?" ”

"I wish them bitches and dogs forever!"

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Well, there's a little bit of backbone......

"Woooooooooo

"......" Gu Li pressed his temples, and he also admired the faucet-style rain leakage of his girlfriend! - Rather helplessly, he said, "Why are you crying again?" ”

"I, I suddenly thought of something, and I couldn't help myself!"

"Huh?"

"Miss Ben's 10 years of youth have all been fed to the dogs, so unwilling! Woo woo woo ... Moreover, even the overlord flower was asked for by someone, but no man came to ask for me! Woo woo ...."

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What nonsense!

Gu Li was a little annoyed by Mo Ya's cry, and her temper also came up, "I warned you at the beginning, a little white face like him who only needs to move his mouth to eat women's soft rice with peace of mind is definitely not a good thing!" But you don't listen! You have to take your parents' money to raise that little white face! Throw money, smash money, smash money... It's okay now, the bamboo basket is empty...."

"Wow!! ...... Ahri, I know it's wrong! Don't fall into the ground... I feel bad! ”

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Gu Li sighed helplessly, "Okay, I won't stumble you." Let's not look for that kind of man who is too good-looking in the future. Originally, most men were unreliable; And the dog man surnamed Lin still looks like a woman, and he is a demon, let's change someone who is so eye-catching

! ”

Mo Ya suddenly became excited when she heard this, "Ah Li, anyone can persuade me with this sentence, but you are not qualified!" ”

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"Don't forget, it's okay if you're a goblin yourself, you also swear that you will only be face blind to men with a value of less than 7! But now you actually persuade me to find a man not to look at his face, you say that, won't your conscience hurt! ”

"I-I'm ......" Gu Li was choked by her own bold words, coughed twice, and said stiffly for a long time, "Anyway, you have to remember that men who are too good-looking are troubles!" Go wherever you go! It's okay to flirt, really don't talk about it! ”

"You-" Mo Ya was choked by Gu Li's anger, and she also retorted fiercely, "Then you swear, you will only marry a man with a score of less than 7 in your life!" ”

"Swear and swear, who is afraid of who?" Gu Li gritted his teeth and swore to the sky, "I Gu Li swears, in this life..."

There was a "boom" sound, and suddenly the summer thunder was rolling, and the rain was pouring down, without warning!

Gu Li was taken aback, thinking of someone's terrifying expression, and swallowed back the words that came to his mouth, "I, Gu Li, swear, I will only fall in love in this life, not get married!" ”

In this way, you can always hook up with beautiful men and women with more than 7 points!

"......" Mo Ya on the other side of the phone suddenly didn't want to speak.

The embarrassing 30 seconds made Gu Li realize his big mouth, "It's funny!" Yan controls the society! It turns out that there are more ugly scumbags, because the number of beautiful men is scarce! Hehehe...."

"Ahβ€”β€”! Ah Li, did you mean to be angry with me! Mo Ya was a little crazy, and she almost scolded.

"Alright, alright, don't irritate you! Don't call that dog man Brother Ling, it's not worth it! Look at you, you save so much money every month to support his mouth and kidneys, but when he turns around, he is all cheaper than other little, and he doesn't lose money! Now recognize his face as soon as possible, close your mind early, save yourself from falling into the quagmire, and it's too late to regret it......"

"Alas... So what do I do now? Just let him go! ”

"It's impossible to !!" Gu Li's voice suddenly rose, "If you can't get your feelings back, you should buy a lesson!" The money must be returned! ”

"Woooooo Ah Li, did you promise to help me get angry?! ”

"Of course! Book your ticket tonight!! ”

"Woooooo Ahri, you're so good! You're my husband! My dear, you actually gave up the time to earn money to accompany me to fight Brother Ling... No, hit that dog man! I was so impressed! ”

"Uh... Actually, it's not, it's the girl's family who is temporarily traveling abroad... So..."

"Sure enough, money is still more important to you than me! Woooooo

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......

Gu Li listened to Mo Ya's chatter for a long time - from the childhood sweethearts of the two of them to the relationship between each other, to the great changes in the dog man's family and personality, and later when they studied in a different place... Regardless, the two maintained a consistent way of communicating emotionally. It is precisely because of this way of getting along that Gu Li feels that there must be something different in this relationship. And it turns out that it is...

Alas! This girlfriend is too stupid and naΓ―ve, she has not experienced the beating of society, and she always has to wrestle!

It's just that this story is a little sad...

Gu Li put down the phone, sighed, glanced at the time, and muttered unconsciously, "It's already 11 o'clock!" This girl can really cry..."

After being a listener for 3 hours, that girl should be in a better mood...

With a "ding" sound, WeChat jumped out.

When Gu Li saw it, he just wanted to twitch his face.

Yuan: [Little fox, that place is not suitable for you to live in. 】

As if I have the right to pick!

Yuan: [Little fox, stay away from pornography, gambling and drugs, and be healthier. 】

I'm not a three-year-old anymore, okay!

Yuan: [Little fox, three bells, no problem. 】

??? What the heck?

Gu Li carefully recalled her conversation with someone just now, and it didn't seem to involve the question of the length of time, gritted her teeth, and still replied to the message.

Li: [I'll consider Leng Dashao's suggestion, but what do the last three bells mean? 】

The message is almost a second reply: [When you are an adult, it doesn't hurt to ask again.] 】

Adult? 18 years old...

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Heaven and earth are not afraid, but they are afraid that hooligans are cultured!

Gu Li's face turned red in an instant, and even the hand holding the mobile phone was extremely hot!

On the other end, someone who had finished sending the message hooked his lips in a good mood, and after a while, he flipped out the photo again, looked at it and was stunned......

My little fox, grow up quickly...

"Knock-knockβ€”knock..."

"Come in."

"Boss, it's my dog." Bai Hao smiled flatteringly, "We have already done everything you ordered!" ”

"Hmm."

"Uh~~" Bai Hao wanted to speak and stopped, "That..."

Leng Hanyuan took his eyes off the screen of his phone and frowned, "Anything else?!" ”

Bai Hao was excited, and immediately stood up straight, "Report to the boss, the cat asked me to ask you if you want to help you check Miss Ali's background." ”

"No!" Leng Hanyuan replied crisply and coldly, "One more move!" ”

"Yes, Boss!" After saying that, he slipped faster than a rabbit.

No matter what your background is, you are you, my little fox...

Yuan: [Good night~ my little fox! 】

Glass: [......].

Li: [Good night, Leng Dashao!] 】