Chapter 1 Lao Tzu Says Divorce
"Who am I?"
"Where am I?"
"What am I doing?"
The moment he opened his eyes, after a short soul triple attack, Ye Ning's ears sounded with a vicious complaint.
"Damn waste, you can knock yourself down with a foot wash, what else can you do?"
"Hey, are you dead or not?"
"If you're not dead, get up and wipe the floor clean for me, if you want to die, get out and find a good place to die, don't die at home and make trouble for us!"
A middle-aged woman with a fat body and a rough face was looking down at him condescendingly with a pair of fat soles and pinched her waist.
The face that caused his cheeks to droop due to excessive obesity made Ye Ning subconsciously raise his hand and slap it over.
'Smack......'
Loud slap in the face.
The air was quiet for a second!
The fat woman was like a sculpture in this second, covering her face, looking incredulous, looking at Ye Ning lying on the ground with a dull gaze!
Ye Ning also fused the chaotic memories in his mind in this second.
"Ah......h
"You, you dare to hit me? Lawlessness! ”
"Lin Yuhan, you waste man dare to beat me!"
A second later, the fat woman let out an earth-shattering shrill cry and screamed like a mad pig with a knife in the ass!
A second later, Ye Ning looked at the stagnant water on the ground, the footbasin not far away, and the duplex building with luxurious decoration, and found the identity of the fat woman from his memory.
Wu Manfen, his mother-in-law, is a bitter and cruel woman who is greedy for money.
"Ye Ning!"
"What are you doing? How did you make your home like this? ”
"You're getting bolder and bolder, even my mother dares to fight?"
"Are you crazy?"
With Wu Manfen's shout, a beautiful woman with a height of one meter seven and a delicate face and flaxen curly hair rushed out of the room, and after seeing everything in front of her, she shouted angrily at Ye Ning.
Lin Yuhan, Ye Ning's daughter-in-law, is currently a project manager for a real estate company.
"It turns out that there really is a soul doctrine in this world!"
Ye Ning looked at the two women in front of him who said that familiar was not familiar, and that strange was not strange, and said something inexplicably that made people scratch their heads.
Ye Ning was originally a soldier king on the non-domain battlefield and was hit by a bullet in a battle.
He thought he was dying on the battlefield like this, but he didn't expect that after opening his eyes, he would become a soul in another body!
And this person turned out to be a door-to-door son-in-law with the same name and surname as him!
"Poor guy, I've been a door-to-door son-in-law for three years, and every day I do it is serving tea and pouring water, cooking and washing dishes, and even washing my mother-in-law's underwear, what kind of sin did you do in your last life?"
"What's even more bitter is that you guys actually sleep on the floor every day, and you haven't even held your daughter-in-law's hand once, what's the point of your life?"
"That's it, that's it, since everyone has the same name, I will take care of your daughter-in-law for you in the future, and I will discipline your mother-in-law for you, and I will let them do your work."
Ye Ning didn't take Lin Yuhan and Wu Manfen in his eyes at all, and muttered completely to himself.
"Ye Ning, what are you muttering?"
"Did a fall cripple your already inflexible brain?"
"Why don't you stand up and apologize to my mom?"
Lin Yuhan saw Ye Ning lying on the ground stunned, and didn't pay attention to her at all, so he suddenly became angry, rushed over and kicked Ye Ning's waist.
"Damn!"
Ye Ning's mind was full of adapting to the huge impact brought about by the change of identity, and he was caught off guard by such a kick, which hurt him subconsciously and fell back to the ground!
"Hmph, just your hard-working body, and playing with carp, be careful not to break you half-body!"
Wu Manfen pinched her waist on the side and said sarcastically and sarcastically.
"Made...... I can't live this day! ”
Ye Ning endured the soreness in his back, turned over and stood up from the ground, and looked at the figure in front of him, his height was also one meter eight, but compared to his previous self, he was too weak, not to mention abdominal muscles, even the fat was not a few taels, looking at this skinny and bone-covered small body, he could really be tossed and broken up by him if he was not careful.
"This day has long been over, why don't you just fall to your death, we don't have to worry if we fall to death!"
"What are you doing on the ground? Hurry up and get out and apologize, and get to work! ”
"Rubbish, idiot, useless thing!"
Lin Yuhan puffed up and kicked Ye Ning's calf again.
'Smack......'
This time, Ye Ning reacted quickly, took a step back, and dodged Lin Yuhan's attack.
"Dare to hide?"
"You want to rebel?"
Lin Yuhan didn't kick Ye Ning, but stepped on the remaining water stains on the ground, but he almost slipped and fell, and he was immediately annoyed and angry.
"Rebellion? Lao Tzu is going to rebel, what's wrong? ”
"If you are crooked with Lao Tzu, you can get by, and if you can't, you can divorce, so Lao Tzu is not affected by this foreign atmosphere!"
Ye Ning has fully adapted to the identity of this body at this time, but he is not the cowardly and incompetent Ye Ning of the past, he is Ye Ning, the king of soldiers, a peerless powerhouse who is worth hundreds of billions and many small countries regard him as the king.
How could such a person be willing to continue to stay in the Lin family as a cowardly and incompetent son-in-law?
Divorce, must divorce!
Only freedom can appease my suave, uninhibited and free soul!
"What did you say?"
Lin Yuhan was confused by Ye Ning's sudden change of attitude.
In the past, Ye Ning didn't dare to come out in front of her, let him chase the dog, he didn't dare to catch the chicken, let him go east, he would never dare to face west.
Is this taking the wrong medicine today?
Dare to yell at her for divorce?
If you want to divorce, you should also bring it up yourself, and he deserves it?
"Are you pregnant or have donkey fur?"
"Lao Tzu said divorce!"
"Did you hear me? Lao Tzu will say it again, Lao Tzu divorced you, divorce! ”
Ye Ning raised two fingers and said it again word by word!
"You ......"
Lin Yuhan was so frightened by Ye Ning's arrogant momentum that he staggered back, only to feel a wave of anger rushing to his head, and he couldn't resist it.
"You conscienceless waste, you dare to mention ...... to my daughter"
Wu Manfen on the side woke up from the same shock, and shouted at Ye Ning again.
"You shrew, shut up!"
Ye Ning turned his head and glared at Wu Manfen fiercely.
"All day and night waste, waste is called Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu tells you, from now on, you will scream again, believe it or not, I will slap you with big ears?"
Ye Ning raised his hand as he spoke.
Wu Manfen opened her mouth, but when she saw Ye Ning's vicious eyes, she subconsciously closed her mouth again.
"Tomorrow at eight o'clock in the morning, the Civil Affairs Bureau, not a second late!"
Leaving the last sentence, Ye Ning turned around and opened the door, leaving in style, leaving only two women at a loss, staring at the small ones with big eyes full of disbelief.