"Hey! Kobayashi! What's the matter with calling me so early? "I picked up the phone early in the morning, and my brain was a little confused.

"Master, I caught a ghost. How to deal with it? ”​

"Oh! Send it to Master to enjoy. Then he reacted violently!

"What do you say! Are you going to catch ghosts? He felt a little scared.

"What are you kidding! You're a little boy! Catching ghosts alone? If something happens to you! Your master can't tear me alive? ”​

"Master! Settle down! Isn't that nothing happened! The ghosts have been caught. ”​

"Well, don't take it as an example!" Picked up the water glass on the bedside table and took a sip, casually asking.

"What level of ghost is it!"

"It's just a fierce ghost peak, and the apprentice will clean it up casually!"

Burst! The water that I hadn't had time to swallow was sprayed out and the quilt was wet.

"Ahem! Little deflated calf! Come early in the morning to entertain your master! He coughed for a long time before he could barely speak.

"Collect ghosts across a realm! Do you think you're the main character of a novel? ”​

"Master, it's true! I've caught a ghost! Feed! Master! Feed! Listening to the blind voice, Lin Mo was speechless for a while.

Not long after Lin Mo first entered the cultivation realm, he really didn't know what to do if he caught a ghost, otherwise he wouldn't have called Busan early in the morning. Think about it anyway, it's Saturday and there are no classes. I just took a taxi to Busan's house.

When he came to Busan's residence, the door was open, and Lin Moyan walked in directly!

At this moment, Busan was facing Lin Moyan with his back to the quilt and putting it on the clothesline.

"Master's drying quilt?"

Lin Moyan suddenly made a sound and scared Bu San (for specific actions, please refer to Zhao Si in the section when Liu Neng competed in martial arts) Bu San turned around and saw that it was Lin Mo Yan. If you are angry, you will call and tease yourself early in the morning, which will come over to scare yourself.

"Why don't you kid walk silently! Damn, it's scared to death for my old man! ”​

"Master, when I saw the door open, I came in again, I really didn't scare you, Master." Lin Mo was aggrieved.

"Alright, alright! I ask you, what do I mean by calling you early in the morning to entertain you, Master? If you don't say one, two, three, I'm going to use the criminal law of the division today! ”​

"Master! I really caught a ghost! Believe it or not! He took out the talisman that contained the ghost and handed it to Busan.

"If I find out you're lying to me! Hum! Busan didn't say the result, but Lin Moyan felt a chill in his heart.

"Come into the house with me! I'm here to see if it's a ghost! Busan then said.

"Master! The quilt is not drying? ”​

"It's never too late to do something and then dry it!"

Lin Moyan looked at the wet quilt and suddenly said, "Master! You don't have to be embarrassed, it's normal for the elderly to have incontinence! Bedwetting or something is a trifle! Apprentices won't laugh at you. ”​​

"Who said that your master wetted the bed! It's not because of you! "My beard is up.

"Master, you can't blame me for wetting the bed, it's not me who pees."

In the living room, Bu San and Lin Moyan, who had three big bags on his head, sat on the sofa, looking at the ghost in front of him, and his small eyes looked at the ghost carefully from head to toe. His mental activity is like this: "I'm definitely not lustful, I'm watching the cultivation of glamorous ghosts, right!" Just cultivate! Gee! It's so white! ”

Lin Mo on the side saw it and reminded him loudly.

"Master! Master! What happened to you! Saliva is pouring out! ”

Only then did he retract his squinting eyes and wipe his son.

"Humph! Master didn't notice this ghost's charm just now! This ghost really deserves to die! ”

Yan Ghost felt a grievance in his heart: "I didn't do anything? Is it really good for you to slander a ghost like that? But she only dared to think about these words in her heart, but she did not dare to say them, because she found that Fusan was glaring at him. It seems to mean that if you dare to say it, you will be killed.

"Phew! I'm not honest in front of my master! Watch out for the soul! Lin Mo said righteously.

The ghost was even more aggrieved. I thought: "Who did the old lady recruit to provoke whom?" The old lady looks beautiful and blames me! Is it wrong to be beautiful? ”

"What a ghost! How did you do that? Hurt? Let Master, take a look at it. ”​

"Hmmm! Hurt! "Lin Mo was wronged, and now his little brother is still in pain!

"Let Master take a look!" As he spoke, he turned around and glanced at the ghost coldly.

"Nothing to do! Just let the female ghost bite it, and the skin was not broken. "Lin Moyan can't say that he was bitten by a female ghost.

"Say it! How did you subdue this fierce ghost? ”

Lin Moyan couldn't hide today, so he could only take out the sledgehammer of Wang who was sleeping from his pocket and put it on the table.

"I met an amnesiac dog! If I don't say that I am its master, the female ghost is subdued by it! ”​

"Don't make noise! Let this dog sleep again! Wang Da Hammer, who was placed on the table by Lin Mo, turned over, and continued to sleep on his back.

"Little Demon Realm! Apprentice, you are really blessed! "It's just that his apprentice is a flawless body, and there is even a dog demon who took the initiative to send it to the door, and the three of them began to wonder if he was the reincarnation of Erlang God.

"Master! What should I do with this ghost ghost? ”​

"Send her to the underworld, and the sins she has done will be repaid in the eighteen layers of hell!"

"How can I send her to the underworld?"

"Just use the Boundary Charm to break through the space barrier!"

Lin Moyan had in his mind the information of all the talismans from the first to the seventh rank passed down by the master, and the boundary talisman was a third-grade spirit talisman. He can't paint yet.

"Then Master, let's do it, send her to the underworld."

"No hurry! I'll get rid of her anger first, so that she can go to the underworld and suffer less sin. There was a faint glimmer of lewd light in his eyes.

"Then Master, let's resolve it! The apprentice is also just learning! ”​

"Wait until late, cough cough!" Knowing that he was speechless, he hurriedly coughed several times to hide his embarrassment.

"Will you be able to defuse her anger until the evening? Why? "Lin Moyan doesn't understand!

"Your master wants to have a good time with my sister at night, what to dissolve my anger! Phew! "The ghost finally couldn't help it, although she is a ghost, but the ghost also has her own dignity! Let her accompany a bad old man to do that kind of thing, she would rather be gone.

"How did you tell the truth! Phew! What nonsense are you telling the truth! Phew! You are talking nonsense! Busan lost face in front of his apprentice, and hurriedly explained in a panic, but the more panicked he became, the more he lost his words! Hurriedly took out the boundary talisman and recited the spell.

"Yama, please! Land please! Take advantage of this treasure! Help me get through the darkness! The Gate of the Underworld! Open! ”​

Looking at a large black hole with a diameter of two meters on the ground, the black qi evil eyes in the cave, gusts of yin wind fluttering, intermittently mixed with a few ghost crying wolf howls.

"Master! Is this the Gate of the Underworld? I thought it was a door! Lin Moyan looked at this black hole curiously.

"This is just a passage that has been opened temporarily, and the real master of the underworld gate has never seen it." Then he turned to the ghost and said, "Go! Don't just tell me to beat you down! ”

The ghost glanced at Lin Mo hatefully, and then threw a wink at Lin Moyan and made a flying kiss.

"Little brother, see you in the next life!"

After saying that, he jumped off!

Seeing this, I thought: "I'm not just hungry for your body, as for glaring at me so fiercely, you can't favor one over the other because of your appearance!" ”

"In vain! What did you hear just now? What do you see again? "No, San's face is serious!

"Tell the master, the apprentice didn't hear anything except that the master wanted to go to the ghost!" After speaking, he grabbed the sledgehammer on the table and ran away! It's also close to the end of the world! Instantaneous speed is more than doubled.

"You kid stop me!" No, he couldn't keep up with Lin Moyan, so he could only jump and scold in the back!

Seeing that Lin Moyan couldn't even see the shadow, he went back to dry the quilt stupidly.

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