Chapter 337: I Never Wipe My Ass
"Hehe, this blood can be regarded as saving your life!"
Looking at the white ghost who vomited blood and knelt on the ground, Dante muttered, he didn't care whether the white ghost heard his words or not, only to see him walk straight towards the white ghost.
"Stay away from me!"
Seeing Dante approaching, the white ghost quickly roared, and then, she hurriedly retreated, but even so, she was still dragged by Dante!
When Dante stretched out his hand, he really didn't expect that he would be able to grab her, but when he really grabbed the white ghost's wrist, even if he didn't believe it, he had to admit that he did hold this phantom guy.
"Don't move, I'll see what's going on, if I want to kill you, I'm not bad for a while!"
Dante said, and then he leaned close to the white ghost's head, and he reached out to take off the white ghost's helmet, and a face with three points of beauty in pain suddenly appeared under the helmet!
The White Ghost's skin wasn't very white, she looked like she was descended from the Indians, or maybe she was just a whiter black man, but Dante didn't bother to care about that!
"Sure enough, it's a woman, I'll see why you vomit blood, I don't seem to hurt your internal organs, your own hands or your own hands!"
"It has nothing to do with that, I didn't expect your body to be as strong as steel, it was my own doing!"
"But what about the blood you vomited, why?"
Listening to the White Ghost's words, Dante asked, his question made the White Ghost think about it for a moment, and then, the White Ghost said.
"That's my body, my body ......!"
"Small?"
Dante interrupted her.
"Let me guess first, did you have some accident, that accident made your body smaller than cells, atoms, etc., although you still maintain the appearance of a human, but all the cells in your body are not as big as the nucleus, so it is difficult for me to attack you, my attacks have grazed you, right?"
"Almost!"
The White Ghost didn't like to talk, so she nodded briefly, then looked up at Dante and asked
"So what are you going to do now, kill me?"
"It's not that simple!"
"What else, even a superhero like you wouldn't want to rape and kill later, right?"
"Poof...... Ahem, it's not, I just don't appreciate your attitude of casually killing people, and as for your offense against me, it's already miserable to get the punishment now!"
Dante said speechlessly, and as he spoke, he took the white ghost's arm up.
"Looks like you're going to change your hand, comminuted fracture, right, my body is too tough, your hand isn't squeezed into a meatloaf, it's because you pumped your hand fast enough!"
"It's true, I didn't expect this, but my injury is not as serious as you said, my hand will recover, as for my vomiting blood, it is my own body, you can't help me!"
"Indeed!"
Dante checked it and finally nodded!
"Your body is tearing apart all the time, if in the past, I could have done something, but now I don't have any good ideas!"
"Thank you, although you have hurt me very badly, I am very happy to hear your concern!"
"Haha, it's useless to say more, come with me, send you to S.H.I.E.L.D. first, it's up to you whether you can run out or not, it's also for your own good, after all, you need a good place to treat your hands like chicken paws, as for the future, don't mess with me!"
After Dante finished speaking, he sighed, and then he stomped under his feet, and the whole person rose from the ground, and he instantly rushed to the ground, and the depth of more than eight hundred meters took him less than a second!
During this time, Dante departed a small part of his magic power to protect the White Ghost, and in the face of Dante's decision for her, the White Ghost had nothing to do!
But the moment he landed, the white ghost suddenly spoke.
"You just asked me if I was one of Dormammu's men, and then I tell you, I don't even know Dormammu's mouth in your mouth!"
"I know that his men will not be as weak as you!"
Dante responded, Dormammu is the boss of the dark dimension, he is even more of a powerhouse at the level of the main god of the multiverse, if his subordinates are as fragile as the white ghost, then Dante will really look down on him!
At the same time, when Dante appeared with the white ghost, Coulson hurriedly greeted him,
"Mr. Dante, thank you for catching the intruder for us, but I still want you to save Agent Barton first, please!"
As Coulson spoke, he casually put the handcuffs and restraints on the White Ghost, he thought about it, it would be difficult for such a tool to trap the White Ghost who had just crossed the matter at will, but he only knew that it was the only tool he could use now, because S.H.I.E.L.D. had no record of enemies like the White Ghost!
Hearing Coulson's request for Barton, Dante nodded, then let go of the White Ghost as he spoke.
"I'll leave this guy to you, I'm sure you can get to the bottom of her, give me one when you have news, I'm very interested in the cause of her condition!"
"Okay, Dante, but you better hurry up and save Barton, I thank you for the director!"
Coulson gritted his teeth and said, the urgency of his words almost made Dante laugh, Dante walked up to Barton and casually threw a drop of his own blood on Barton's chest!
"Alright, Coulson!"
Dante looked at Coulson, who clapped his hands and said with a smile.
"I can't resurrect him now, I can only give his damaged heart a little chance of reviving, you can take him back, although this bitch Barton has shot me several arrows, but I wish him a speedy recovery!"
After Dante finished speaking, he waved his hand at Coulson, Coulson's face turned pale, he quickly stepped forward and grabbed Dante's sleeve, at this moment he didn't even have time to care about Hawkeye!
"Wait, Dante, are you leaving?"
"Then what do you want to do, are we going to have a big party for Hawkeye's calf, haha!"
Dante replied with a smile, and as he reached out and pulled away a group of scholars who were now circling Pandora!
"Gentlemen, get out of front of my things, but fortunately my Pandora is only a mechanical tool, not the daughter of Artemis, otherwise you would have died staring at her like this!"
Dante shouted, and then, under the pained gaze of a group of scholars, he picked up Pandora and got the things, Dante turned around and wanted to leave, but he was finally stopped by Coulson!
"Dante, hey, can you stay a little longer, we haven't seen each other for a long time, and I've been busy lately, I'm afraid this goodbye will take a long time before we meet again, or how about you and I have a drink?"
"Drink you big-headed ghost, I don't like to drink with agents!"
"Yes, I'm an agent, Dante, and if I die on an upcoming mission, we'll never see each other again!"
"Then I'll imprison your soul next to me as a toy, and you'll thank me then!"
Dante replied casually, his words leaving Coulson dumbfounded!
"Hell, I was so flirtatious in your heart, I thought we were friends, and I prepared thousands of pizzas for you, what a waste of my ......!"
"Wait?"
Dante interrupted him suddenly, only to see Dante walking quickly in front of Coulson!
"How many?"
"There are more than 1,400 at the moment!"
"Let's go, let's eat, I've only eaten more than sixty sheets at most at a time, after all, I can't buy too much at one time in the store, let me break a record this time!"
Dante said with a laugh as he grabbed Coulson's arm, Coulson suddenly cried and laughed, although his goal was achieved, but he couldn't be happy, because his status in Dante's heart was not as good as pizza!
Pulled by Dante and taking two steps, Coulson calmed down, no matter what, as long as his purpose is achieved, wait, his purpose is ......!
"Dante, uh, that ......!"
He hesitated and stopped, looking at his speechless appearance, Dante casually threw Pandora to the ground, and the moment Pandora hit the ground, Thor's hammer rolled out of it!
"Don't you just want to study this, take it and play with it, and return it to me when I'm done eating, I know that your purpose is never pure!"
"Haha, thank you, come on, scholars, I'm going to have dinner with Dante!"
Coulson waved his hand, and countless agents hurriedly took Hawkeye and Jane, who were struggling to recover, to a professional sanatorium, and the scientists, after Dante left, resumed their research on Thor's hammer and Pandora!
However, there are still two people in the crowd at this time who cannot devote themselves to the inquiry well, and there is no doubt that these two are of course Jane's mentors and friends!
"Doctor, did Jane just react with Mjolnir, if we put ......!"
"Shut up!"
Listening to Furla's words, Silvig instantly scolded, he looked at Fura sternly, and the expression on his face was like it was about to explode!
"Don't mention this, I've told you countless times, no matter when and where, science can't be above life, this is the last realization of Master Einstein before he died, this is the wake-up call brought to us by the nuclear bomb and the Cold War, Jane has been hurt so much, she urgently needs to rest, rest, rest !! now"
Silvig let out a low roar, he tried to keep his voice between himself and Furla, Fura nodded stupidly, her expression was still a little unwilling!
"If we can get Jane's permission, I think, Jane would also like us to get the hammer into the covert investigation!"
She still said it unwillingly, and her words were exchanged for Silvig's gentle shake of his head!
"I know you don't care about Jane, it's just that you are really too similar to her personality, there is a sentence I once said to Jane, it was said to Jane when she was going to drive into the tornado to study the laws of the tornado, now I tell you this sentence, only a living brain can take on more knowledge, and Jane's only goal now is to try to survive and not live up to the second life that the demon hunter gave her!"
"Yes, the demon hunter actually rescued her, I thought she was going to die, it's really terrible, her throat was torn apart, but think about it and a little envious, if the demon hunter saved me, if it was me who was injured, then the result was also very good!"
As she spoke, Fula fell into her own world, and her state made Silvig shake her head helplessly, and then, Silvig led Fura to Agent Hu's side
Agent Hu had just told the rest of the agents to take the White Ghost to the makeshift prison, and when he was done, he turned his head and saw Silvig, so he quickly bowed to Silvig.
"I'm sorry, Dr. Silvig, I'm sorry I put you in danger!"
"No need to apologize, Mr. Hu, the world of science is not smooth sailing, and life needs to be embellished by accidents, but this time it was my student who suffered an accident, I think, I don't plan to participate in follow-up research, now I just want to take care of my student, together with my other student, I hope you can allow it!"
"Of course!"
Agent Hu made a decision in an instant, and he took Silvig and Fura and got into Jane's car, which was about to drive to the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s exclusive sanatorium!
On the other side, Dante followed Coulson to the temporary canteen arranged by S.H.I.E.L.D., there was no cafeteria here, after all, the hammer fell on an ordinary town, and the place where they sat was now full of murals of God, which was a church a few days ago!
Sitting in a chair, Dante looked at the fresco, and he saw the motifs that were widely circulated in the Bible, and he saw the statue of Jesus, oh, the statue crucified!
"Tut, it's amazing to be a god and do this to God!"
Dante sighed, then reached out and stuffed the candy that Coulson handed over into his mouth, hearing what Dante said, Coulson asked while eating his own appetizing candy!
"Dante, hearing what you just said, I suddenly want to ask a question!"
"What?"
Dante replied, chewing the candy in his mouth, which smelled of wheat, which was very good!
"I want to ask, does God really exist?"
"Of course, I've met him, but only once!"
"My God, is that to say, everything in the Bible is true, but why did God exist a long time ago and not protect His children, that is, us human beings?"
"Tsk, what you're saying is so narrow-minded!"
Dante smacked his mouth, and then he smiled at Coulson.
"I still don't know the origin of God's strong man, but I can guess that if God appeared on the earth, then human beings are not God's creations at all, after all, human beings originated from the earth, and the earth originated from the universe, but the universe originated from OAA!"
"Wait, what's OAA?"
Coulson replied, but Dante did not answer him.
"Don't worry about it, OAA is the earliest supreme god in the universe today, you can't touch those, just listen!"
Dante said as he reached out and tapped on his desk!
"Do you know why I say that you are narrow-minded, even if human beings and the earth are really God's creations, then demons are also his creations, and humans and demons are both children of God, just like you have two hands, one for eating and one for wiping your buttocks, do you think you will cut off your hand that wipes your ass for the hand that eats for you?"
"It's different!"
Coulson said stubbornly, but Dante simply shook his head.
"What's the difference, God's approach is like having a strong need for faith, he creates humans to collect faith, and then creates demons to threaten humans to strengthen humanity's faith in him, you see, the human who provides him with faith is like the hand that eats, and the demon is the one who wipes his ass, what's the difference?"
Dante said that after he finished speaking, he spread out his hands and waited for Coulson's answer, but no matter how much he waited, he didn't wait!
Dante looked ahead, and the time in the whole world seemed to have stopped at this moment, and Coulson sat there motionless, and even his blood stopped flowing!
Dante grinned, then put his foot on the table with a grin, and he looked to the side, where a glowing figure was standing!
The figure looked a little old, he was dressed in white, and he put his hand on Dante's shoulder, and said to Dante with a smile.
"I never wipe my ass, Dante!"
"Okay, God, you're a cow!"