"Ding! It has been detected that the host Heavenly Eye has been completely opened, and the cultivation assistance system is being fused! Please wait. ”

“1%”​

“3%”​

……

"99%, the system is integrated!"

"Ding! The system releases the main quest: find a famous teacher. Content: As an ignorant rookie, you must find a master to guide you in the direction and give you material support and experience teaching. Reward: 100 points, a ghost pill. (PS: The ghost pill can quickly improve the cultivation of ghost things) (PS PS: It is only effective for ghost things, and after people eat it by mistake, they will become no people and no ghosts!) ）”​

Lin Mo listened blankly to the words that suddenly appeared in his mind. "Nima? System? This illusion of oneself actually conjured up all the systems in the novel? Could it be that I have read too many systematic articles recently? ”

"It's not an illusion! Did the host pick up a milky glass bead in the garden a week ago? That's the ontology of the system, which later disappeared because it merged into the host's body. However, due to the fact that the host is too weak and the system cannot be fully integrated, it has been a week to help the host open the eye of the sky and improve his physique. ”​

"What else can you know what's going on in my heart?" Lin Mo thought about it for a while and said with relief: "My hallucination! It's not like I want him to know what he knows. ”

A week ago, I don't know whose dog pulled a piece of poop in the back garden of Lin Moyan's house, Lin Moyan shoveled the poop again and again and scolded in his mouth: "Whose dog is fertilizing my garden?" Dog owners don't care! It's so immoral! ”

Then a glass bead was found in that poop......

"System, you wait first! How the fusion you are talking about is fused! ”

"Neither this system nor the girl in front of you are hallucinations, she's a real ghost! Otherwise, how did the host put the note on her face? The system continues to explain. But avoided Lin Moyan's question about integration.

"I don't listen! I don't listen! I don't listen! Lin Moyan still didn't believe it.

"Please be reserved, it's disgusting for a big man to do this kind of action and speak in this tone!" The host appears speechless.

"If the host still doesn't believe it, you can let Zhao Xianya bite you, and try to see if it hurts."

"Come on! Bite me! Lin Moyan didn't hesitate to send his arm to Zhao Xianya. I thought, "It's an illusion anyway, you can bite me and I'll call you Dad!" ”

If it weren't for Zhao Xianya's face full of notes, she would definitely be able to see her red face as if she was about to drip blood. Zhao Xianya only had one thought at this moment. "Mo doesn't Lin Moyan have any special hobbies? Is this Lin Moyan's M attribute completely exposed? Ah! What a shyness! ”

"What are you doing! Hurry up! Hard! You're welcome! Lin Moyan didn't know what Zhao Xianya was thinking, if he knew, he would definitely vomit three liters of blood.

"Well, as long as you're comfortable!" After Zhao Xianya finished speaking, she bit Lin Moyan's arm fiercely.

Before Lin Moyan could react to the phrase "you are comfortable", a sharp pain struck!

"! Relent! Relent! It hurts, it hurts! Daddy spare! Lin Moyan still kept his promise, and he called his father unambiguously.

"I'm sorry! You're giving me a hard time! I'm just ...... Next time I tap, I'll blow it to you! Zhao Xianya let go of her mouth in a panic and distress, and blew on Lin Mo's arm one by one.

Lin Moyan thought to himself: "Next time? Do you want to have a next time? I found two rows of thin tooth marks on my arm, and blood was oozing out. ”

What Lin Moyan didn't know was that because of his father's sentence, Zhao Xianya, who originally only suspected that Lin Moyan was an M attribute, has now been hammered! Let Lin Moyan suffer a lot in the future!

"Now believe it, right?" The system sneered in a gloating tone in Lin Mo's mind.

Lin Mo didn't answer, but rushed out of the room. At this time, my parents were sitting on the sofa in the hall watching TV, and the two hugged each other, which was called an intimacy.

Although he inexplicably ate a large handful of dog food, Lin Moyan didn't care about anything else, walked up to his parents and showed his arms and asked.

"Mom and Dad! Can you see the tooth marks on my arm? ”

"Son! How do you get it? Did you go to fight? Wang Xinxue eagerly grabbed Lin Moyan's arm and asked.

"Tell my dad who dares to bite my son!" Lin Chengsen's face was extremely angry.

"It's okay! Mom and Dad! I bit it myself! Hey! Then I'll go to the garden to play, and you can continue to love! Add me another brother and sister or something! After Lin Moyan finished speaking, he turned around and walked towards the garden, he needed to be quiet.

Wang Xinxue looked at her son strangely, biting herself? Still biting so hard?

Lin Chengsen observed that the tooth mark was not Lin Moyan's, but it looked like a girl. smiled slightly and said, "Maybe our kid is in love!" ”

Wang Xinxue suddenly realized and said: "Oh~~ This kid! That's how big it is! No way! Gotta take care of it! ”

Lin Chengsen said: "Don't care! This kind of thing boys don't suffer! Right? ”

"That's right!" Then Wang Xinxue reacted violently, and her face turned cold!

"You mean that we women should suffer? When you chased me, did you have the mentality that you wouldn't suffer if you were a man anyway? ”

"Ahem!" Lin Chengsen coughed several times in embarrassment!

Wang Xinxue grabbed Lin Chengsen's ears and dragged them to the bedroom!

"Let's go, go back to the bedroom! The old lady is going to collect interest! ”

"Wife! I'm tired today! No! Yes! Oh! ”

Ay! The sorrow of a middle-aged man......

Lin Moyan sat on the swing in the garden at this time and was silent for a long time, he needed to calm down.

So? Isn't the hallucination you saw recently? Is it a real ghost? Thinking of this, Lin Moyan shuddered!

"System! The systems in other novels are omniscient and omnipotent, how come you have nothing! What about the System Mall? What about slowing down the cultivation space by a hundred times? The most important thing is the character exchange? There is no character exchange, how can I exchange for little Lori? "That is, Lin Mo has a big heart! If this kind of thing happens to someone else, it's good not to be scared to pee, how can you still have the heart to talk to the system?

"None of this is enough! Starter Pack? You have to give one for the newbie lottery or something, right? I've never seen such a buckle system! ”

"Follow-up features won't be available until they're upgraded!" The system replied lightly. "As for the starter pack, no! But you can give away the host intermediate lottery once! Whether to draw now! ”

The lottery page has just been opened by Lin Mo, and Lin Mo is divided into low-level, intermediate, high-level, and top-level lotteries. The lower level is drawn once with 10 points, the intermediate level with 100 points is drawn once, and so on, with each level being ten times as high as the previous level.

"I can't even see the turntable, so you're going to let me smoke it? Doesn't that mean it's up to you to decide what you draw? Lin Moyan was very suspicious of the character of the system.

"The system will not pit the host, and this is not good for the system, because the system can only be upgraded after the host is strong. So the host smokes or not? If you don't draw it, you will be deemed to have given up, and you won't accumulate the number of times this time. ”

"Alright! Trust you for now! Let's draw a lottery. Lin Moyan could only compromise. Who makes the system the seller himself the buyer? The most important thing is that you need what you need, and this system is the only one that sells.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for winning a pair of standard robe underwear! ”

Lin Mo looked at the pair of white underwear that appeared in his hand and was stunned.

Forehead, white ice, soft and slippery to the touch. It's just that the position of the panty butt is still printed with SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick! Two anime characters on each side, one on each other, making funny expressions.

"System, your uncle! The intermediate lottery is just a pair of underwear?! Do you still say that you won't pit labor and management? You come out! Labor and management promise not to kill you! Lin Mo scolded fiercely in his heart.

"The system must be a high-quality product! The host will slowly appreciate how useful the panties are! ”

"I appreciate your uncle! Return the robe? Is there a SpongeBob SquarePants printed on the robe? ”

The system simply stopped talking! The subtext seems to ignore your stupid hat!

"Now it's time for you to answer my question?"

"What a problem!"

"I remember shoveling the glass balls into the trash can along with dog poop, how did you fuse them?"

"I sneaked into your mouth at night......"

"Gross! Nima! Vomit! you! System, I'm going to fight with you! Vomit! Lin Mo vomited all the food he ate today. Don't stop until you can't vomit!

The system is supposed to be eaten by the dog, passed through the dog's entire digestive system, and finally flew into its own mouth......

Lin Moyan scolded the system in his heart for a while, and scolded everything from childhood to college to scolding. But the system just ignores itself, and there is a feeling of punching the cotton hard, and it feels boring. I took my underwear and went back to my bedroom.