Chapter 27: No, I'll teach you

It's been 10 minutes since the two of them stared at each other.

Gu Moli's heart: How to drive people away without being polite?

Leng Hanyuan heart: Why does the girl ignore me?

There was ambiguity and embarrassment in the air.

"Beep-beep-beep" The phone rang suddenly.

Gu Moli looked at the strange and expensive electronic products in front of her, her psychology was indescribably subtle, and when she slid the screen, she saw that it was Mo Ya, and immediately smiled, "Hey, Mo Ya, are you having a good time now, and you are looking for me to sprinkle dog food again?" ”

There was no sound on the other end of the line, and it was surprisingly quiet.

A hint of strangeness flashed in Gu Moli's heart.

Something went wrong?

The next second.

"Wow, whoa, whoa, whoa......" Mo Ya's heart-rending cry came.

Gu Moli immediately chuckled in her heart, stood up in a hurry, went directly into the bedroom, and yelled at her mobile phone, "Mo Ya, don't cry yet, tell me, what happened?" ”

Someone who was completely left behind: "......"

"Woooooo Ahri, I'm green! Defeated by a woman who is stronger than me everywhere.... Wow whoa..."

Alas~ Sure enough, the premonition came true.

Gu Moli rubbed the hair on her head carelessly, obviously a little irritable, and asked again uncertainly, "Did the loyal dog you raise really go over the wall?" ”

"Woooooo Yes, it's over the wall, and it's still a villa with a high wall! Wow wow wow wow... My Ah Ling doesn't need me anymore... Woooooooo

Listening to the heartbroken cry of her best friend, Gu Moli paced back and forth, her heart was obviously overturned, and finally she threw herself into the bed in anger, "The old lady has already told you, this kind of little white face that eats women's soft rice with peace of mind is definitely not a good thing!" But you always don't listen, and you keep throwing money at him, now it's okay, the bamboo basket is empty, and you lose your wife and soldiers, what should you do now? ”

Mo Ya, who was squatting in the broken hotel with her mobile phone on the other side of the phone and crying loudly, cried even more sadly after listening to Gu Moli's scolding, "Ah Li! I know it's wrong, don't scold me with idioms, I'm uncomfortable! ”

"You-" Gu Moli choked, looked at the phone in his hand and became more and more panicked, took a few deep breaths, and his tone softened a little, "Okay, don't talk about you." At most, don't look for that kind of man who is too good-looking in the future. Originally, men were unreliable, and they looked so ostentatious, didn't they bury themselves in a pit? ”

A large living person sitting in the living room frowned silently.

"Ah Li, won't your conscience hurt when you say the last sentence? Who said that the appearance of less than 7 points can only distinguish between male and female? ”

"I-" was suddenly choked, Gu Moli gritted her teeth and turned her heart sideways, "Anyway, men who are too good-looking are all troubles, where to go, it's okay to fall in love and flirt, and it's not easy to get married and have children." ”

Someone, who is only suitable for flirting, gradually darkens his face.

"Then you swear, you will only marry a man with a score of less than 7 in your life!"

"Swear and swear, who is afraid of who?" Gu Moli's eyes flickered, and she swore to the sky, "I, Gu Moli, swear, in this life..."

"Ahem," someone suddenly broke into the bedroom from the living room.

Gu Moli looked at that face, and her desire to survive skyrocketed in an instant, and she swallowed back the words that just came to her mouth, "Only in love, not married!" ”

"......" Mo Ya's crying suddenly stopped, looking at her best friend who suddenly changed her painting style drastically, she couldn't cry, "Ah Li, when did you learn to be humorous?" ”

Holding the microphone in his hand, he stared at Gu Moli of the man in front of him, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said leisurely, "Suddenly the six veins of Rendu were opened." ”

β€œοΌŸοΌŸοΌŸβ€ Mo Ya's cheeks, which were still in tears, suddenly became calm, "You took the wrong medicine." ”

"Yes, maybe." Gu Moli smiled awkwardly and quickly stuffed the underwear and underwear that had been hidden in the pillow before, but now all leaked out.

Mo Ya listened to Gu Moli's unusually reactive answer, and was even more puzzled, and roared loudly, "Ah Li, are you doing something unsightly behind my back?" Did you go out and steal men? Whining... Even you are going to climb over the wall, and even you ignore me! Woooooo

The girl who stole the man: "......"

Man: "......"

Gu Moli slowed down for a long time before she came back to her senses, and coughed dryly, "Ahem, cough... Overlord Flower has a man, and the movement just now was a little big, and he was brainwashed. ”

β€œοΌοΌοΌβ€ Mo Ya stopped for a second, as if she instantly understood why Ah Li was acting abnormally, but after thinking about it, she collapsed again, "Wow, wow... Even the overlord flower has a man, and I don't have a man to ask for it! Wow whoa..."

β€œ......”

Take care of one and lose the other!

Leng Hanyuan glanced at the woman, and suddenly leaned into her other ear and said, "Ask why." ”

Gu Moli didn't pay attention at first, until there was a sudden tingling sensation in her ears, she reacted, and the roots of her ears suddenly turned red, and then she tasted the man's words, and suddenly counted in her heart.

"Mo Ya, how did you break his adultery?" Gu Moli loudly interrupted the best friend on the other end of the phone who was crying and ignored.

"Interval~" Mo Ya suddenly cried, and then chattered sadly, "Hasn't he been good to me all these years?" Always keep the cold and greetings, holiday greetings, so I will always believe that he has me in his heart. That day, as soon as I got off the plane, my grandmother happened to call and say that she missed me, so I decided to go to see my grandmother first. I didn't return to Yuncheng City until this afternoon. Because I was going to surprise him, I didn't tell him. So I went to his house, and I saw it, and I saw it, and I saw it, and I saw it.

"Why are you crying again? When you see something, say it! "Gu Moli is dying.

When someone sees his sweetheart so sad for others, pulling his face, it's very unpleasant.

"Woo woo .... You guess! ”

"......" Gu Moli really wants to burst a sentence, it's all climax, guess your sister! But I honestly guessed, "It shouldn't be a live broadcast." ”

"Wow, wow, wow... Even you guessed it! ”

β€œ......”

What else can red men and green women do when they are together except for that little......

"Ali, I'll tell you! They rolled from the couch to the kitchen and from the kitchen back to the living room, and for a full hour! I've completely increased my knowledge, and the first lesson of the A-movie was actually contributed by my ex-boyfriend! It's a shame on the monument of my Moya's life journey! Woooooo

Gu Moli was originally mentally prepared, but what she didn't expect was that her best friend would peek at the action movie of the dog man and the little throughout the whole process, thinking of this, she couldn't help but shudder, and began to complain ruthlessly, "Mo Ya, after watching the show, you are not the pure and flawless little dot I know!" Depend on! I haven't seen this kind of limited edition film of Grandma Gu, no, when I'm 18, I must find resources to take a look. ”

"No, I don't." Mo Ya shouted, "Catch it." ”

β€œοΌŸοΌŸοΌŸβ€ Gu Moli was wondering when she suddenly saw a message pop up in the WeChat box, and her instinct was a little bit.

And thenβ€”

"Hmm~ Brother Ling, I love you."

"Ya'er, I love you too..."

The next 10 seconds are indescribable.

Gu Moli's eyes were straight.

First it was an auditory feast, then a visual feast.

Mo Ya's phone was cut off somehow, and Gu Moli swallowed saliva when she saw it. Thinking about it afterwards, I actually watched the action movie of my best friend's ex-man, and I almost threw up.

The color of the cold abyss on the side was extremely terrifying, looking at the woman with a look of relish, he was going crazy, and in the next second, he snatched the phone and pressed the lock screen directly.

Gu Moli still maintained the posture of holding the mobile phone in both hands, suddenly woke up, and as soon as he looked up, he saw the man's terrifying expression, and waved his big hand, "I can explain." ”

In the next second, the whole person was thrown on the bed by the man, and his limbs were tightly imprisoned - Gu Moli's brain instantly remembered the highest alert!

Playing with fire and self-immolation!

"You, what do you want to do?" Gu Moli's voice trembled completely.

The man's inky hair cast a shadow just enough to hide the entrance in his eyes, but the words he said were cold to the bone, "If you dare to have a next time, I don't mind asking for you now." ”

"Don't dare! I swear! I will never watch this kind of film again! Gu Moli's wide-eyed eyes hurriedly begged for mercy, "It is forbidden to be involved in pornography under the age of 18." I was wrong! ”

The man's body trembled, and he raised his eyes to Gu Moli's eyes, "Adults can't do it." ”

With the spirit of learning without understanding and learning more, Gu Moli instinctively said, "Then you have to learn!" ”

The man's body trembled suddenly, and he suddenly raised his head slowly, and said arrogantly, "No, I'll teach you." ”

β€œ......”

The connotation of this sentence is bigger.

The two of them maintained this posture for a full 5 minutes before Mo Ya's phone rang again. Gu Moli woke up in shock, her eyes extremely flustered; Leng Hanyuan got up and left his nostalgic breath.

"Hey."

"How's that, how do you feel?"

"Huh? Yes, it's kind of disgusting. ”

"I think so too! I watched it for more than ten minutes before my legs became weak, and I finally finished reading it by holding on to the window. Lin Ling's dead pervert actually lasted for an hour. Oh, my God! ”

β€œ......”

Gu Moli couldn't find the words and picked them up.

"I've heard before that men have long leg hair, so that's okay, but now it seems to be quite well-founded. Are you right? ”

"Hehehe... Maybe. Gu Moli has always been vigilant against the threat in front of her, and she has to deal with the "mental torture" of her best friend, which is worse than death.

"Damn, half of my monthly living expenses are used to support his kidneys, and in the blink of an eye, he dedicated himself to other little bitches! It's a shame on me! You also saw it just now, that woman is taller than me, whiter than me, better looking than me, and even has more hair than me. ”。

"Ahem... What I've always wanted to ask is, "