Before I went out, I glanced at the other people in the dormitory, and it was still the same situation, those who should play games and those who should look at their phones looked at their phones. None of them had any intention of doing the test papers, which is probably the reason why they thought that there would be a political class tomorrow.

I paid attention to it, and I didn't know where I went, so I wasn't in the dormitory. Lewdness seems to be chatting with a female netizen, in his words, his spring is coming.

As he spoke, he also showed us the avatar of the person he was chatting with, and I stopped to take a look, and it was indeed quite beautiful.

I asked, how far has it go?

Obscene smiled, handed me the phone, and said that he would know by looking at the chat history. I looked, good guy, you two are dear, and I am talking about a little baby, which is called a hot one.

Glasses suddenly interjected: "Did she ask you to help her flush Q coins?" ”

I was stunned for a moment and asked how do you know?

Sun Yiyang pushed his glasses incomprehensibly and said: "It's not simple, who looks down on you like you, it's not to cheat you out of some living expenses?" ”

Lewd was unhappy when he heard it, and said: "Isn't it normal to pay something in love?" Besides, just rush to such a beautiful girl, even if it is a lie to me, I will be happy to ....... ”

The belly playing the game on the side suddenly raised his head, and said with a smile: "Young man, you are still too young." Do you know that her avatar is her? Maybe she's more bold than you. Besides, can you be fascinated like this, do you think like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old student can do it? I'm telling you, the goddess you're thinking about is most likely a man, don't ask me how I know, because only boys know a boy's psychology well. ”

Belly's words made me feel very reasonable, so I smiled and nodded, and then walked out with Lao Cai.

Who hasn't been a little younger?,I still remember when I first came into contact with QQ, and it was almost a virtue with obscenity.,Looking at those cute cartoon avatars on the mobile phone page.,I think everyone is a big beauty.。

So I frantically added a lot of girls of the same age QQ.,At the beginning, I thought it was quite fresh.,It's hot to talk to everyone.。 Actually, it's fun to think about, when we chatted at that time, it was basically "What's your name?" Where do you live? How old is this year? ……”。 It's like checking the account, but it's still fun.

Later, I thought that chatting like this means nothing I remember once I had a special conversation with a woman in Jiangsu, and her avatar was a particularly cute cartoon avatar, and I always thought in my heart that this must be a girl who is more cute and beautiful than Song Mink.

Then she sent me pictures and we never talked again. In belly words, she does look even more bold than me.

When fantasy and reality collided violently, I found that my soul was hurt, and I stopped chatting online. I think this must be a dinosaur, and a dinosaur is coquettish and cute with you, and I get goosebumps when I think about it.

Later, a friend told me that this was actually normal. Because you can't see each other in online chatting, and you are young, everyone will unconsciously imagine the other party as a perfect person. Don't say that she sends you a picture of herself, even if she sends you a picture of your goddess, you will feel that she is not the type you want. As for what kind of person you want, you can't even say it yourself.

At that time, my goddesses were Ma Xiaoling, Nie Xiaoqian, Huo Shuixian, Chen Wenjing, Yancai ......, forget it, I won't list them all, there are too many to count. As my friend said, I imagine what it was like. If that female netizen sent me photos of these people, and I really believed that this person was her, I still wouldn't be satisfied.

It stands to reason that these people are the goddesses in my mind, so what else am I not satisfied with? This is the legendary perfection mentality, in the final analysis, she herself is different from your imagination, as for how perfect is the person you imagine? Let's put it this way, so perfect that even you know what she should look like......

……。

It's still the same hotel, and it's still the owner with a yellow mouth. It really made Lao Cai right, we really have a next time.

It's just that I can't fulfill Lao Cai's wish, although this hotel is a little worse, but I'm reluctant to spend that unjust money. So under my strong request, Lao Cai had to go against his original intention and reluctantly pay for the house.

It's still the same as last time, Lao Cai took the lead in running out to buy skewers again, and then watched me draw talismans while eating, it seems that he is fat for a reason why he is fat.

Feeling the urgency of time, I had no other thoughts. So after setting things up, the action began.

The talisman paper I drew has changed from the old three to four, and since the last time I felt the benefits of the amulet, I think it would be useful to draw a little more amulet.

As for the shattering charm that I wanted to draw before, due to the relationship of time, this time I will forget it. Anyway, I don't think there will be a pervert like a dead eunuch in this county, and if anyone is unlucky enough to really encounter it, I guess there will be no chance for me to save it.

Anyway, it's the weekend in two days, and there's plenty of time to think about breaking the charm. The things that are most needed now should be eye-opening charms and amulets.

The eye-opening talisman allows me to see the nature of the ghost, and the amulet can give those who can't take a break to save it for a while, after all, I'm still a student, and the timing really can't go my way.

As for the five thunder talismans, they don't need too many, one or two are set aside first. And the exorcism charm is a bit of a chicken rib for me, and the palm gossip I draw with my finger is more powerful than it.

But thinking that biting my fingers all the time is not a problem, I still drew two.

After a few hours of work, I drew two five thunder charms, two exorcism charms, six eye-opening charms, and eleven amulets.

Fortunately, after the Tao improved, the success rate of my talisman drawing was also much higher. But even then, it was almost two o'clock when I finished drawing the last talisman.

Thinking that I would go to find the old ghost who was singing, I grabbed a few skewers and hurriedly went out.

Seeing Lao Cai's sluggish appearance with two dark circles under his eyes, I originally wanted him to sleep first. As a result, he also stood up when he saw my movements, and said that he would follow me, and if I wanted to go, I would go, so he didn't object.

Because Lao Cai and I walked into that alley by mistake that day, I deliberately wanted to go there this time but couldn't find the way.

Lao Cai and I went around for more than half an hour and finally found it.

I don't know if the old ghost has already been reincarnated, or because he didn't dare to show up when he saw me coming, there really wasn't a trace.

I took out the eye-opener and thought about it, it was not cost-effective to waste an eye-opener. So I shouted softly at the top of my voice, "Who, is it still there?" If you come out and meet you, something will come to you. Don't worry, it's not for you. ”

I was really blindfolded, and after this voice, the old ghost obediently slowly revealed his body from the wall. Then he floated up to me and asked, "I don't know if the Heavenly Master has anything to help me with?" Despite the command, the little one must do his best. ”

I pouted and said, "What small and big?" I'm like a red boy in Journey to the West, what's your name? ”

"Master Huitian, Xiao ......, my name is Zheng Liubi."

I'll go, that's a terrible name.

But I didn't have time to talk to it, it was still important to get down to business, so I said, "Xiao Zheng...... Ahem, it's not good to call it that, after all, you're so old. It's over...... Ahem, it doesn't seem to work like that. ......, hey, I said, what's your name? Say, what should I call you? ”

The old ghost who sings has no love. said: "The name was given by my parents, and I can't help it." Otherwise, the Heavenly Master will call me Xiao Zheng, anyway, I will be reincarnated soon, and I will become a baby at that time, and there is nothing wrong with the Heavenly Master calling me that. ”

When I think about it, it's the same reason. Anyway, he is dead, and after reincarnation, he will be my descendant. This life is already over for him, and it seems reasonable to skip a level and directly use the title of the next life. The main thing is that I really don't know what to call him, if I want to call him by his age, according to the year he died, I have to call him great-grandfather, think about it, forget it, he is younger than my father at the moment.

So I said, "Xiao Zheng...... Ahem. ”

I'm still a little unaccustomed to being called that, so I had to cough lightly twice to hide my embarrassment. Then he continued: "You know, I'm still studying. You said the other day that there are a lot of ghosts attracted here, and they are likely to harm people, and I can't find out soon. So I need you to help me keep an eye on it, and once I find out that there are ghosts that harm people, I can help me clean it up if you can deal with it, and if you can't deal with it, come to me. Can it be done? ”

After listening to my words, it hesitated for a moment and said, "Heavenly Master, this ....... I was going to reincarnate in the next few days, but I'm afraid I'm powerless. ”

Your uncle, in the final analysis, it's nothing good, this old boy is not willing to do it. It makes sense to think about it, but I don't know what to do to him. Because what else is good for ghosts? Burn money for him? It doesn't seem to be used either.

I thought about it for a while, and then I thought about it, and said to him: "Don't worry, there is no hurry about reincarnation." You don't want to think about how you got to this in the first place. If you go to reincarnate now, you may not even have the opportunity to be a human being in the next life. It just so happens that this Heavenly Master has some connections in the underworld, you can mix with me, and when the time comes, I promise that you will have a good family in your next life. ”

When it heard this, it became really excited, and asked, "Is this really what the Heavenly Master said?" ”

I pretended to be a little unhappy and said, "Could it be that this Heavenly Master will still lie to you?" Just say if you want to. ”

It didn't look like I was lying, so it nodded again and again, "I do, I want to ......." ”

Obviously, the next life will still be very important for it. So I told him the address of the school, and told him to find me there when he had news. After listening to this, it went to work.

In fact, I lied to it, and it can be said that I didn't lie to him. Because although I have nothing to do with the underworld, the things it does are accumulating yin virtue for itself. Although it will not make it become a rich second generation surrounded by luxury cars and lovers in the next life. But at least it should be okay to be a carefree ordinary second generation, because it hasn't done anything bad since it became a ghost.

After doing this, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at the time, which was almost half past three. So he hurriedly hooked his shoulders with Lao Cai and walked back while swallowing clouds and spitting fog.