Chapter 50: The two of them are a wolf and a tiger

Just as Leng Hanyuan was in deep thought because of his words, the box on the other end was already full of chickens and dogs, and the world was in chaos.

"Come and eat my grandson!" Gu Li held a broom in his hand, and after a sharp autumn wind swept away the leaves, the dishes and wine bottles on the table instantly turned into broken walls, "I just caught a few demons, and a few demons descended." Why are there so many ghosts..."While swaying and knocking on the bamboo pole "dong dong", his mouth kept talking, leading to singing.

The three men who were so frightened by Gu Li that they had to look at the little girl in front of them who looked soft and weak.

Du Du held a face with pain: "Damn! Soft girl turns into a black widow?! What the hell is going on! ”

Bai Hao: "You ask me, I ask who to go!" Our boss doesn't know, okay! ”

Lan Xiao: "Stop talking nonsense! Fast... Think about what to do, the boss is back, and we're sure to finish the game! ”

At this time, Mo Ya's face was also very abnormal, a pair of eyes with a thick mist, holding a wine bottle in his hand, hula hula poured into his mouth, and he shook three times when he walked, and muttered in his mouth, "Come on!" Sister is happy today! Let's not get drunk and don't go home! The weather is so sunny today, and the scenery is good, and the scenery is good..."

Suddenly! Mo Ya's feet slipped, and he was about to hit the ground, and at this moment there were several sharp tiles lying on the ground - at the last moment, Du Du suddenly flashed over, grabbed Mo Ya's body that was about to fall, and pulled it up hard, and hit his own arms, "Hmm~!" ”

Snort hard! Wine bottles and fly out!

"! You make cement, why is it so hard! Du Du rubbed his chest, tears rushing out.

Mo Ya raised her head violently and shouted, "Nonsense! Sister, I'm made of water! It's just a condensate...."

Dudu: "......"

It's all drunk like this, and it's hard to learn to die like a duck!

"I just captured a few demons, and a few more demons were lower......ed..."

Suddenly, Gu Li was awe-inspiring, threw the broom in his hand, and the whole person jumped on the table, and then the painting style changed, and he danced, "Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast..."

Three men petrified: "......"

Can I also switch channels?

Another second.

"Look at how serious my appearance is in the tide and waves, and I work hard to jump and babble, and babble and babble, and watch me ride the wind and waves, and how honest my desire is, and work hard to sing, babble, and ......"

A glass slag, a gust of air conditioning wind, a swaying skirt, a lively dance ~~~~

The three men swallowed in unison.

"This, this is a bit of a wave..."

"It's not just a wave, it's a wave and a wave~~"

"Wave of leverage~~"

Bai Hao: "By the way, it's dangerous to sing and dance on the table like this!" ”

Lan Xiao: "It's not just dangerous! One is careless, with all fours to the sky, and his head is bleeding! ”

Du Du: "Then what are we still doing in a daze!" Hurry up and take the person down! ”

Bai Hao, Lan Xiao suddenly turned around: "Can you bear it, you go to ?!! ”

Joke, if they go up and take people down now, and the Great Demon King comes back in a while and just sees something they shouldn't see, then, it will be terrible!! Being injured by a little girl by mistake is a trivial matter, being pressed to the ground by the big demon king, that is really a tragedy in the world!

I can't stand it just thinking about it!

Du Du: "I'll go!" You are all killed from the real knives and guns of the army, and you are embarrassed to let me, the powerless little brother! ”

Bai Hao, Lan Xiao: "Excuse me!! ”

Dudu: "......"

It's not a loss to the woman that my brother has a crush on, no one dares to get involved!

The next moment, as soon as the singing and dancing ended, Gu Li picked up the only complete wine bottle on the table, and shouted at the three men present: "Splash monkeys!" Uncle Ben called you, do you dare to agree! ”

The three men were full of black lines: "......"

This girl is really noisy!

"Don't speak! Don't speak! Look at Uncle Ben until your mother doesn't know you! As he spoke, as soon as his long legs lifted, he picked up the broom on the chair, and it was directly a wave of sweeping thousands of troops, "Killβ€”β€”! ”

"Be careful!" Fortunately, Bai Hao and Lan Xiao reacted quickly, and hid directly behind the curtain with two oil bottles; But on the contrary, Mo Ya in Du Du's arms is not honest at all, like an earthworm, twisting and twisting~~

"Duck, you give me some peace!" Du Du, who was teased and flushed, roared, "What do girls look like when they arch around!" ”

Du didn't say that it was okay, as soon as he said this, Mo Ya seemed to be stimulated, suddenly paused, looked at Du Du fiercely, and in the next second, he unexpectedly came with an abdominal attack, "Whoa~~"

Luckily, the kick cheated! Otherwise, the future children and grandchildren will be worried!

"Dead duck! You are crazy! If Lao Tzu loses his children and grandchildren, you TM will be Lao Tzu's daughter-in-law for life! Wow~~ It's so heavy..."

"You bad-hearted, stinking rascal, low-body animal! You should have no children and grandchildren, and you will be eunuchs for thousands of generations! ”

"Damn! Dead duck, why is your mouth so poisonous! Looking for a pump, isn't it? ”

"Hit me, you still want to hit me?! Sister fights with you! ”

"Ah~~ spare your life, spare your life.... Don't fight~~"

On the side, Bai Hao, who had to defend against attacks and gnaw dog food on the other, Lan Xiaosheng had nothing to love: "Boss~~ When will you come back~ If you don't come back, this house will be demolished~~~"

Maybe it was their sincerity that moved the heavens, maybe it was because the movement outside was too big, anyway, the next moment, the door opened.

Leng Hanyuan was still a little worried along the way, and suddenly heard the movement in the box, and the whole person was not good!

Until he slammed the door open, he saw his little fox standing on the table, holding a broom and playing with a spear, killing all sides! In front of the broom, behind the curtain are four people shivering!

And there is still a mess around, all glass slag, one is careless, that, that....

Leng Hanyuan's heart jumped fiercely, and his face darkened in an instant: "Little fox, come down!! ”

When Gu Li heard the voice, he turned his head leisurely, and his bloodthirsty and misty eyes were full of confusion and madness; Leng Hanyuan saw it and slammed his heart again!

What does this girl still care!

It's just that it's hidden deeply, and it's suffocated in the end....

"Good, come down! I'll hold you! ”

Gu Li was fascinated by Leng Hanyuan's gentle and bewitching voice, and as soon as he threw the broom in his hand, the whole person jumped forward excitedly, not caring that he was on the table at the moment!

Leng Hanyuan rushed forward suddenly, and quickly hugged the girl's thin waist, and then a 360 roundabout, and then landed firmly on the ground - but the heart that was frightened by the girl's actions just now couldn't calm down for a long time......

"Little fox, how are you? Are there any injuries? Leng Hanyuan examined Gu Li from head to toe with great nervousness, except for some slight scratches on his arm, there was no damage anywhere else.

Finally breathed a sigh of relief......

"Beauty? What is the name of the beauty, and where does she live? Do you have siblings at home? ”

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"Beauty, this young master will marry you! It's a pity that you look so good, don't be ruined by me~~"

"......" Leng Hanyuan stared at the little fox in front of him with a little headache, and endured it, "Okay, don't make trouble!" Take a break and come back with me. ”

Gu Li pushed away the cold abyss, pointed at his fingers, and scolded, "Get out!" If you don't sleep with you, get away~~ What you have is money! I'm going to find a beauty now... Ah~~ Beauty! The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold~~ Wait for me!! As he spoke, he staggered open the door and was about to go out, when a beautiful man in a suit and leather shoes passed by at the door!

"Alas~~Beauty~~" Gu Li shook her long hair, her eyebrows and eyes were like silk, "About?" ”

The beautiful man was stunned fiercely, and his cheeks were immediately flushed, and he didn't have time to speak, "Beauty, I ,..."

"Bang-" and the door was slammed shut!

The next moment, Leng Hanyuan, who was carried away by anger, directly pressed Gu Li against the wall, lowered his head, and kissed him fiercely!

"Hmm~~" Gu Li let out a protest admonition, wanting to break free from this sudden pressure, but she didn't want to be directly supported by the man's thin waist, directly close to his abdomen - she was forced to kiss her feet, like a ravaged rag doll, there was no choice but to comply......

On the other end, the four people who heard the movement in the curtain were finally able to see the light of day again; It's just that the picture you see when you open it is too exciting!

Bai Hao: "!! ”

What did he see!

Lan Xiao: "!! ”

He saw it!!

As for the two who were still beating and the two who were being beaten, they were completely self-conscious: Du Du went from being beaten unilaterally while standing, to slowly bending down, and then to squatting on the ground and hugging his head and screaming, it was completely a complete endurance!

It's miserable!

"Don't fight! I'm really going to fight back if I hit me again! Du Du shouted, "Don't think you're a girl, I'll always suffer it!" I'm also temperamental! After speaking, without warning, Du Du stood up suddenly, "I really want to..."

With a "bang", Du Du's head hit Mo Ya's head, and he was dizzy, almost without time to think, Mo Ya softened and fell directly on Du Du - the two were skin-to-skin and stacked together!

Bai Hao: "......"

He seems to have found another pot of dog food.

Lan Xiao: "......"

Love is coming, like a gust of wind~~

The two of them, who had tossed enough, didn't have the slightest idea in their minds - because, one had already fainted, and the other was still fainting.....

"Hey! Duck~~ Don't scare me! Du Du got up suddenly, hugged Mo Ya, very anxious: "Two brothers, don't just look at it~~ When is this!" Don't do anything! ”

The corners of Lan Xiao's mouth twitched, and the boss moved over unhappily and snorted, "Don't worry!" I fainted! I guess I was too emotional, and the wine was on the top~~"

Du Du breathed a sigh of relief, "Mom! I'm scared to death! This girl can toss! The bones are going to be broken! ”

Bai Hao rolled his eyes with disdain: "Rookie~~"

"......" Du Du choked, looked up a little weakly, and then saw some out-of-control men and women in the corner at a glance, more precisely out-of-control men, "! It's so exciting~~~ Oops, the forehead drops God~~"

Leng Hanyuan's body was shocked, he turned his head slightly, his face was full of yin and blood, and Du Du and several people shuddered and quickly turned around.

"Brother~~ You continue!"

"Boss, you go on!"

"Go on!"

Then, Leng Hanyuan looked back as a matter of course, and waited for the beautiful woman in his arms to catch his breath before continuingβ€”so the ambiguous and charming factors in the air suddenly filled the entire box......

Du Du's heart was sour: "......"

He was about to be beaten into meat sauce just now, but his brother, just... It's just about being happy, is this what a brother should do?!

Bai Hao covered his face: "......"

My aunt and grandmother are ~~ almost burning! I can't restrain myself~~

Lan Xiao sighed: "......"

It's been 25 years, be forgiving! It's just that people are still... Alas, beasts, beasts......

20 minutes later.

Du Du turned his head and glanced at the two people in the corner, and then looked at Mo Ya, who was sleeping like a pig in his arms, and began to sit still, "Two brothers, is our brother's combat power so strong?!" Well, how long will it take to get this done..."

Lan Xiao glanced at his phone and knocked on the melon seeds calmly, "Normal!" The boss can beat us for an hour and a half, without the slightest gasp~~"

"The boss has a good waist, good kidneys, good legs and feet, and his lung capacity is definitely not bad!" Bai Hao added calmly.

Dudu: "......"

No way! When is this going to be a head~~

His thighs were almost numb when he was pillowed by Mo Ya's head~~

Thinking about it, he pinched his nose again, and secretly glanced back at the two of them, "Huh? I can't stand it! It's coming, it's coming..."

But suddenly, the three of them looked back together, only to see Sister Ali's head tilted and her body was soft, and the whole person fainted!

"Whew~~" and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief!

It's finally over!

However, the three of them glanced at each other, and accidentally saw an abnormal part of their boss's body, and their cheeks were hot, and their eyes were shockedβ€”it's too embarrassing!

Du Du swallowed a mouthful of saliva with a "grunt", turned his head and secretly approached the two brothers, and asked a little embarrassedly, "Ask you two something!" Check it out~~"

"What?!" The two buddies spoke at the same time, but they still looked a little flustered.

Du Du immediately smiled "obscenely", cast a "you know" look, and his voice couldn't hide his excitement, "Is our brother 19cm?" Isn't it?! ”

Bai Hao and Lan Xiao stared at the same time, a little excited: "Where do we know!! ”

Du Du did nod to himself, touched his chin, and smiled: "Definitely!" My brother and I are 18cm, my brother is longer than me, yes! ”

Bai Hao and Lan Xiao glared again! β€”β€”Thoughtfully, he looked down at himself in fear, and then his face was a little solemn...

How much do you turn around~~?

"Tsk~~" Du Du pursed his lips and said with some sympathy: "Suddenly I sympathize with Sister Ali!" You can imagine how excited these two will be in their married life in the future! Well~~ It's inevitable to make a perfect tonic soup every day..."

Bai Hao: "If it had been more than an hour ago, maybe I would have thought so... But..."

"But after more than an hour of observation, we finally came to a conclusion..."Lan Xiao silently took Bai Hao's words, "The two of them are a wolf and a tiger, medium!" Don't worry about it at all..."

Bai Hao: "Hmm!! ”

Dudu: "......"

It seems to be to ~~

Leng Hanyuan's hearing has always been good, so he naturally listened to their muttering, but at this moment, his body was indeed a little out of control, because the little fox had been responding to him just now, so his body instinctively had to react accordingly, if it weren't for the last shred of reason hanging there, he even felt that he might really do something that was not as good as a beast; But the most important thing now is how to calm yourself down...

Leng Hanyuan hugged Gu Li and found a chair to sit down, and put her on his lap, only then did he glance at Du Du who had a sneaky face unnaturally, "Come over with a glass of ice water, hurry up!" By the way, let the kitchen boil the decanting soup. ”

"Huh?" Du Du didn't come back to his senses for a while, and was stunned for a moment.

Leng Hanyuan frowned, "Don't understand?" ”

"Huh? Oh! Great! Du Du was a spirit, so he grabbed the tablet that was fortunately still usable on the side and called a little.

"Take it, buy the order." Leng Hanyuan cautiously twitched a card and threw it to Du Du, "This one is mine." One piece is lost. ”

"Brother, brother... This is unacceptable! said that I was the one who did the east, how could I go back on my word! Du Du took the card like a hot potato.

"Don't want to go to Xiaocheng with you?" Leng Hanyuan didn't talk to him at all, and directly said that he wanted love.

This is obviously very effective, and Du Du immediately obeyed, "It's Brother β€”β€”,!" Listen to you, listen to you! You have the final say. ”

Leng Hanyuan didn't bother to pay attention to Du Du's doglegs, closed his eyes and began to hypnotize himself - trying to suppress the evil fire running around in his body, as well as a series of beautiful pictures that popped up in his mind from time to time...

"Click-" The door opened.

The store manager who rushed over in a hurry was completely stupid as soon as he opened the door!

What's the situation, this is?!

The Japanese devils have entered the village and swept up?!

"Ahem, cough, cough..."Du Du coughed dryly twice, handed over a card, "Estimate the loss, and divide the meal money together." ”

"Huh?" Obviously, the store manager was still in a daze, and he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.

Du Du rolled his eyes without any image, "Didn't hear clearly?" As he spoke, he snatched the ice water from his hand and put it on the table, and stuffed the card into his hand, "Go and come back quickly." ”

"Ahh Oh! Okay, boss. "What happened in the end, looking at the two girls lying unconscious in the arms of their brothers, naturally, they quickly understood.

This drunken madness is wild enough!

The store manager slipped away with a puff of smoke...

Du Du was forced to take over Mo Ya in Bai Hao's hands again, "What's wrong with you holding it for a while?" ”

"Let you keep holding a brother, are you comfortable!" Bai Hao took it for granted, and he didn't know what he thought was wrong to him!

The corners of Du Du's mouth twitched, and he looked at the sleeping Mo Ya with some sympathy, "Are you sure you don't think she's fat?" ”

The corners of Bai Hao's mouth also twitched: "......"

Idiots! Brother is creating opportunities for you, can't you see it?!

You deserve to be single, to be single for the rest of your life!

Lan Xiao didn't say anything with a look on his face, and his eyes looked at his boss unintentionally - he drank cup after glass of ice water!

Finally, when I drank the third glass, the flushing on my face slowly faded.

Tsk~~ Miss Ali actually hooked the boss to this part, it is simply a generation of red face and trouble!

Just this fierce news, say it to the brothers, and there will be jokes for three years - I just don't dare!

"Click~~~" The door is open again!

This time, the store manager and a beautiful waitress with two large bowls of packaged decanting soup entered the door one after another; Similarly, the moment the beautiful waitress saw the situation in the box, the expression of her face was also very good-looking, like an emoji changer.

"Ahem..."This time it was the store manager who reminded the waiter of the gaffe.

"Just put the card and soup on the table together. Go find someone to help drive the car. Du Du looked at Mo Ya in his arms and frowned and disliked the uncomfortable pillow, so he directly ordered the expulsion.

"Yes, boss."

The two of them retreated quickly!

The box was quiet.

Leng Hanyuan didn't move, and the others didn't dare to move, until a minute later, Leng Hanyuan slowly got up with Gu Li in his arms and gave an order, "Return to Jade." ”

"Yesβ€”β€”! Top dog! ”

"Yesβ€”β€”! Top dog! ”

"Okay, brother!" Du Du responded, and picked up Mo Ya with some difficulty, his mouth was very disgusted, "Dead duck!" Let's eat less~~ If you get fat, be careful that no one wants it! ”

"Shut up! You broken belly pocket! In his mouth, Mo Ya, who can still speak, is full of combat effectiveness.

Du Du: "......".

Damn, is this dead girl drunk? Could it be that he is deliberately trying to take advantage of him?! Dead and sinking like a scale! Oh~~