Chapter 32 A Trip to Burma
Once upon a time, Cao Yi read a post on the Internet seeking science in a Xiuxian novel, discussing where to put things in storage bags and storage rings? Is it in another space?
Now inside the purple gold red gourd, which has the same function as the storage bag and storage ring, Cao Yi couldn't help but be suspicious.
"Ouch, it hurts me, it hurts me......"
Wang Kaixuan's cry of pain sounded.
"Triumph, how are you?"
In the dark, Hu Bayi came up with concern.
"Don't touch, it's broken, it's broken......"
Wang Kaixuan gasped.
Cao Yi, who was interrupted by Wang Kaixuan, arched his hand and said: "Wang Jushi is sorry, Poor Dao was also forced just now. ”
"Dao, Dao Chief, saved my life, I, I'm not ignorant, oh, it hurts me to death......"
Wang Kaixuan didn't finish his words, and fell into a painful cry again.
Cao Yi remembered that he still had a few healing charms, so he took one out of the canvas bag in the corner of the wall and handed it over: "Wang Kaixuan, eat it." ”
Wang Kaixuan received it in his hand, without any hesitation, and swallowed it in one gulp.
Since ancient times, injuries and diseases have been one, and the healing charm can cure the disease, and naturally it can also cure the injury. Wang Kaixuan's cry soon turned into a low groan.
In this moment's effort, the purple gold red gourd has stopped turbulence. If you guessed correctly, you're already on the water.
Cao Yi stretched out his hand and pushed hard, the lid fell off, and a bright light came into view. Due to the long stay in the grave, the light is particularly dazzling.
Cao Yi waited for a while with half-squinted eyes, slightly better, the water surface as clear as Xu Ming and like a mirror came into view, and the slightly cold spring breeze blew on the water, causing ripples.
Looking farther away, the clear water surface followed the sky, and at first it was still dark and clear, but the farther it went, the lake and the blue sky blurred together, only the pale lines of the water and the sky met.
Cao Yi took a light breath, jumped into the cold lake water, floated up, grabbed the side of the purple gold gourd, and went up very easily.
Coincidentally, the morning sun just jumped over the horizon, and the lake was full of red light under the morning light.
"What a beautiful view!"
Cao Yi was sincerely amazed.
At this moment, there was a bleating sound of sheep's horns.
Cao Yi turned his head and looked, happy, the little fat man at the end of the movie came.
On the green grass, a little fat man with plateau red on his cheeks walked out of the flock, came to the shore, pinched a piece of mud from the ground, flattened the mud with his fat hands, and threw it away, leaving ripples one after another on the surface of the lake.
The moment he raised his head, the little fat man's mouth was half open, his eyes widened, and his face was full of incredulity.
"Little Fat Man"
Cao Yi, who was sitting on the purple gold red gourd, smiled and waved his hand.
"Mom, there is a fairy ......"
Under the blue sky, a little fat man screamed and ran wildly.
Cao Yi's smile froze.
Whoa...... The sound of falling water sounded one after another, needless to say, Hu Bayi and others also came out.
", I'm stuck again"
Wang Kaixuan's sad and angry voice sounded.
Cao Yi walked to the mouth of the gourd, grabbed Wang Kaixuan's head and pulled it out as he had just done.
"Ahh Dao Chief, light, it hurts, oh, the bone is broken again, I will lose weight when I go back......"
Wang Kaixuan screamed continuously.
……
Two minutes later.
On the gourd, Wang Kaixuan chewed the healing charm while looking at Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang excitedly.
Cao Yi sat next to him and looked at the pair with a smile.
"Miss Yang Xueli, are you willing to sublimate our pure revolutionary friendship a little more?"
Hu Bayi held a gold ring in his hand and knelt down on one knee with a solemn expression.
"Who proposed on a gourd?"
Shirley Yang was stunned with three points of shyness, Hu Bayi's marriage proposal came too suddenly, and she was not prepared at all.
"Baby, pure gold!"
The big gold tooth lying on the end of the gourd suddenly got up and snatched the gold ring from Hu Bayi's hand.
Looking at the sun, while watching, smirking. is crazy and loves money so much, it deserves to be a big gold tooth.
Shirley Yang was in a hurry, rushed up, and snatched.
"Little Sister"
In addition to loving money, the big gold tooth also loves beautiful women. Seeing Shirley Yang, who was wearing a vest and revealing a large area of snow-white skin, his face showed an expression of color and soul.
"Lady, you dare to tease!"
Shirley Yang snatched the gold ring and kicked the big gold tooth down with his foot.
"Well played, old Jin, grandson"
Wang Kaixuan clapped his hands and applauded.
Shirley Yang returned to Hu Bayi, handed the gold ring to Hu Bayi, and bowed his head shyly.
She had been waiting for this moment for a long time.
"Why don't we go back to the United States?"
Hu Bayi made a joke.
"Are you a gentleman?"
Shirley Yang was serious and suddenly anxious. Even if you don't have such a thing, you can say it.
Although Hu Bayi is a native of Hujian, he has lived in the capital for a long time, and he is used to thinking of himself as a prostitute in the capital, and he is very sensitive to the word "master", so he immediately grabbed Shirley Yang's hand, put the gold ring on, and kissed Shirley Yang's hand.
The old bachelor Wang Kaixuan could stand this stimulation, and spat and said, "It's shameless!" ”
At this time, the big gold tooth that was kicked into the water came out of the water, and a smile appeared on his face for the rest of his life: "I'm not dead, Hu Ye, Miss Yang, Kai Ye, Dao Chang, hahaha......"
Wang Kaixuan took another sip: "It's really time for you to wake up." ”
He was tortured by the gourd to death and came back to life, and the big gold tooth was too confused, which was too annoying.
"I thought I'd never see you again"
The big gold tooth burst into tears of excitement.
In the illusion, he was surrounded by a group of large rice dumplings, and there was no way to enter the heavens and the earth, and that despair made him feel the fear that came from his soul when he thought about it now.
"Then you have to thank the Taoist, not the Taoist, you have died several times"
Wang Kaixuan shouted.
"Thank you, Dao Chief, you are my reborn parents."
The big gold tooth shouted thanks.
"Come up first"
Cao Yi said with a smile.
After a while, the big gold tooth got on the gourd.
Cao Yi looked at the four of them and said, "Poor Dao plans to go to Myanmar next, are you willing to go with you?" ”
Whether it is to make a corpse charm or a psychic talisman, it needs chalcedony in jadeite, and Myanmar is a concentration of jadeite.
"What are you going to Burma for?"
The big gold tooth asked curiously.
"Emerald Rough"
Cao Yi gently spit out four words.
The eyes of the big gold tooth suddenly lit up, the last time he participated in the auction with Cao Yi, the purple dragon king left a deep impression on him.
Moreover, he does not plan to return to the United States, and urgently needs a way to make a fortune. Following the mysterious Taoist to get the jade rough is definitely a money grab.
"I'll Go"
The big gold tooth couldn't wait.
Cao Yi looked at the others.
"I'll go too"
Wang Kaixuan is not going to go to the United States either.
Before he went to the United States, he had all the good things about the United States in his mind, and when he went, he realized that the United States is a paradise for the rich and a hell for the poor.
"You've all gone to Myanmar, what if we get married?"
Hu Bayi was in a hurry.
He is getting married, and two old friends and a life-saving benefactor are going to Myanmar.
"Later, when we come back from Burma, we will give you and Staff Officer Yang a big jade bracelet each."
Wang Kaixuan patted his chest and said.