Chapter 26: I'm so stupid!
He absolutely never wants to help him with the folds again, and today, no matter what, don't help him again!
Jun Qingyan walked down and looked at him with a pleasant face, with a gentle light in his eyes, "King Ji, you see that I haven't closed my eyes all night, and now I am in a sluggish spirit, and I really can't afford to criticize the folds......"
"The emperor didn't close his eyes all night? Did he go to the harem?"
"No, I'm really not interested in those women in the harem, I watched the excerpts last night, this national event, I can't finish it. ”
Ji Beihan didn't believe him at all, and said with a dark face, "Yesterday's excerpt, the ministers have all approved it, is it possible that the emperor has re-watched it?"
"Yes, it's just to rewatch it, Aiqing does things, I really have nothing to say, I looked at it, and sighed to myself, so I made up my mind to study hard, so, unconsciously, I read all the folds that Aiqing had criticized, you look at these eyes, are they dark? ”
Ji Beihan glanced at him, and thought to himself, if you are so diligent, then the sun will come out of the west today!
"The emperor has really worked hard, and the ministers admire it!"
"Yes!" Jun Qingyan immediately said again, "Then today's excerpt, I still bothered Aiqing to approve it, I am really tired and can't open my eyes." ”
Ji Beihan just wanted to refuse, and then thought that Chu Ge begged him to come and ask for the Qinglong Sword, so he had to reluctantly agree, "Yes." Can the emperor give some rewards to his ministers?"
"Ha, what Aiqing wants, as long as I have it, I can give it to you, say it!"
"The minister wants the emperor's royal sword - the Qinglong Sword!"
Jun Qingyan was stunned, "You also want this sword, why? What is so peculiar about this sword?"
"The Qinglong Sword is an ancient divine sword, who doesn't want it? The emperor won't be reluctant, right?"
Jun Qingyan was not reluctant, but he wanted to give this sword to Chu Ge, if there was no Qinglong Sword, Chu Ge would not come to steal it again, how could he please the beauty?
"Or, you can change it, there are many treasures in this palace, and there are also many swords, except for the Qinglong Sword, other swords are fine, I let you choose whatever you want, how about it?"
"But Chen, I only want the Qinglong Sword!"
"No! Except for the Blue Dragon Sword, it's all right. ”
Ji Beihan said angrily, "Then the emperor will approve it himself, and the minister will leave!"
After speaking, he really turned around and left, Jun Qingyan went crazy, "Aiqing, you just promised me!
"The minister promised the emperor, but the emperor clearly said that as long as the minister helps you do things, you are willing to give anything, but if the minister really wants it, you are reluctant, so you can only forgive the minister for nothing!"
The words fell, and he was really gone.
Jun Qingyan wanted to cry without tears, grabbed his hair and complained, "Why? Why do you want the Qinglong Sword?"
So, Jun Qingyan's hard life came, he had to approve the folds during the day, and he had to wait for someone to steal the Qinglong Sword at night......
For three days in a row, Jun Qingyan didn't sleep, he was busy with state affairs during the day, and he pretended to be a eunuch and stood at the gate at night, his father-in-law didn't listen to any persuasion, he believed that Chu Ge would definitely come!
On the fourth day, he finally couldn't stay up, he couldn't get up when he fell, and the early dynasty was directly canceled, and his father-in-law was frightened, and he sent the imperial doctor over, and also alarmed the queen mother, but after the imperial doctor's diagnosis, it was said that he was in a coma caused by lack of sleep, and he needed to make up for his sleep to wake up.
The Queen Mother was distressed and asked her father-in-law, "Didn't the emperor sleep every night?"
The father-in-law shook his head, and the queen mother asked again, "Did you go to the harem? Which concubine stayed overnight? Why is it so impertinent? Can you make people tired like this?"
"Back to ...... Back to the queen mother, the emperor did not go to the harem, but he also refused to sleep, saying that he was waiting for someone to steal something, and the slave didn't know who he was waiting for, and he didn't see anyone stealing, so he didn't listen to any persuasion, he didn't close his eyes for three days and three nights, and he boiled himself like this, and when he fell, he still grabbed the slave's clothes, saying that he wanted the slave to take a needle to pierce ......"
"Is there such a thing? Isn't the emperor evil? What kind of fox charm is he fascinated by?"
The father-in-law nodded, "The slave feels the same way." ”
The Queen Mother was in a hurry, "Quick, call the national teacher and let him drive away the demonic qi well!
So, all day, the national teacher was practicing in the palace, Jun Qingyan slept until the evening before waking up, heard the noisy sound outside, and called out irritably, "Someone." ”
My father-in-law trotted over, "Your Majesty, are you finally awake?"
"What's the noise outside? It's so noisy, can't you let me sleep for a while?"
The father-in-law suddenly said, "Oh, what do you say about the law? That's the queen mother asked the national teacher to do the law, the emperor hasn't slept for a few days, he must have been fascinated by the fox, and after the law, the emperor will be fine." ”
"What's the matter? Nonsense, let the national teacher come in, I am the true son of heaven, even if there are demons and monsters, it is impossible to get close!"
The father-in-law didn't dare to disobey him, turned around and passed the national teacher, the national teacher was wearing a strange robe, holding a small bell in his hand, and jumped in step by step, Jun Qing looked at him with a dark face, and the national teacher also circled around him a few times, and then saluted, "Long live the emperor, how does the emperor feel now?"
Jun Qingyan kicked over, "Easy fart, I was killed by your quarrel! ”
The national teacher retreated.
The Queen Mother came in and said earnestly, "Your Majesty, can you be willful, this kind of thing is the most dangerous, if you don't find it early and let the national teacher drive away the demonic energy, can you wake up so early? ”
Jun Qingyan tilted on the bed, "Queen Mother, you are so noisy, I am sleepy, and I want to sleep." ”
The Queen Mother sighed, turned around, and was just about to step out, when Jun Qingyan suddenly called, "Wait a minute." ”
The Queen Mother turned around and said in surprise, "Has the emperor finally figured it out?"
Jun Qingyan slapped his forehead, "I figured it out, I'm so stupid, why are I so stupid......?"
The Queen Mother walked back to him quickly, reached out and touched his forehead, fortunately, the temperature was normal, "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?"
"I figured it out, haha......" Jun Qingyan was annoyed, why didn't Chu Meng come to steal the sword, she was the daughter of Chu Taishou, and she didn't live in the palace, how could she come in the middle of the night?
He didn't expect this, and he worked hard for three days and three nights, which was so stupid.
However, now that I can think of it, it is not bad, he held the hand of the Queen Mother, and said excitedly, "Queen Mother, I want to take a concubine, is it okay?"
The Queen Mother looked forward to it, and was a little apprehensive, "Of course you can, but this concubine can only be a woman." ”
Jun Qingyan was speechless for a while, "Queen Mother, what do you think?" Of course it's a woman, is it possible, do you also suspect that I like men?"