Chapter 23: The Visitation
I didn't see exactly who came in, because my painful eyes were about to be unable to open at this time, but I vaguely saw that there were quite a few people coming in, all of them were familiar figures.
And among them, Mr. Pan Yu impressed me the most, because when I was rolling in pain, several other bastards were gloating and watching the play, only Mr. Pan Yu stepped forward to check my injuries with a nervous face, and then called a doctor for me.
The doctor soon came over and reconnected my broken right hand, which hurt me again.
After a few words of explanation, the doctor went out, and then Teacher Pan Yu sat on the edge of the bed again, and told me to rest well in the past few days, and then go to class when the injury is healed. Then he withdrew with a guilty face.
I'm a little confused, what is Teacher Pan Yu guilty about? I wasn't hurt by her.
I looked at the rest of the people, Brother Cao and the obscene few of them had arrived, and to my surprise, even the new brother was here.
I looked at him, only to see him spread his hands and said: "No way, I can't say that my brother put a fist the size of a sandbag in front of my eyes, and told me harmoniously and lovingly, since we are in a dormitory, we must support one party in trouble, support from all sides, and share blessings...... Wait, looking at his sandbag-sized fist, I thought what he said made sense, so I followed ....... ”
Brother Cao smiled awkwardly, scratched his head and said, "It's not that serious...... As soon as I said that this kid came with me, I guess it was because if I followed, I would be able to skip class openly."
After saying that, several people laughed.
I looked at them, and I was still very moved, anyway, they were all there. Especially looking at the big bags and small bags of things they were carrying, I was even more moved.
I talked to my grandfather for a long time, and he didn't tell me how I ended up in the hospital. So I asked them how I got to the hospital.
Hearing me ask, the faces of several of them became a little exciting, or the glasses opened first, he said: "Xiaoli, I really didn't see it, your grandfather and his old man are old, but the body really didn't say, you don't know, at that time he carried you, all the way to the hospital, at the beginning we were thinking about a few people taking turns to carry you, thinking that the hospital is not too far from the school, but your grandfather didn't let it, saying that he could do it." We didn't believe it, and it wasn't until we couldn't outrun him with your back that we realized how stupid our ideas were. ”
Is my grandfather so awesome? After listening to them, I myself was in disbelief for a moment, after all, although my physique is not strong, but belongs to the thin type, but the height of about one meter seven is more than one hundred and ten pounds.
But looking at their expressions really doesn't look like a lie, and the most important thing is that what my grandfather said to me just now includes the set of boxing techniques he taught me to practice since I was a child. According to him, this set of boxing methods cannot actually be called boxing techniques, but should be called physical techniques. The real name of this set of body techniques is called Qiankun Body Technique, which was created by our predecessors of the Chu family, and the time when the Qiankun Body Technique was created was during that period of chaos more than a thousand years ago.
More than a thousand years ago, our Chu family also produced a coaxing character called Chu Qiankun. He also participated in the competition for the Sanqing Secret Technique, and with his strong strength, he finally got the Sanqing Qimen among the three secret arts, so he used the Qimen Escape Party position among the Sanqing Strange Gates, combined with some of his own insights, and finally created the world-famous Qiankun Body Technique.
Qiankun Body Technique is a secret book that contains boxing, footwork, and body techniques, and because it is integrated into the eight doors and nine palaces in the Sanqing Qi Gate, every move and style can echo with heaven and earth, thus greatly enhancing the power.
Although he still failed to keep the Sanqing Qimen in the end, a single set of Qiankun physical techniques also made our Chu family famous.
As for how famous it is, it has been more than a thousand years, and judging from the situation where our family has been farming for generations, it is a bit of a shame to talk too much.
There is an old saying that the past is like a cloud, and the past is in smoke. Generally speaking, it is a good man, not mentioning the courage of the year.
According to what my grandfather said, once the Qiankun physical technique is cultivated, one move and one style will follow each other like a dragon and elephant, and one punch and kick are enough to burst out with the power of ten thousand catties. Although I don't know if he is bragging, and I don't know if he has succeeded in cultivation or not, he is definitely better than me.
And even if there is no Qiankun Body Technique, it is not impossible to do this just by using the spell technique on the Sanqing Talisman, although I can't do it, but he can definitely do it, but his old bones may not be able to withstand the toss.
So I don't have anything I can't figure out how fast he can carry my little body and run fast.
And my reaction to normalcy after just a little surprise seemed a bit unusual to the glasses.
I saw that the lewd man suddenly rushed to me and wanted to grab my hand, but when he saw me like this, he quickly retracted and said with excitement on his face: "Li, tell my brother, is your grandfather a legendary martial arts master?" Does he still take disciples? What do you think of me? ……。 ”
After the obscene finish speaking, several other people also felt a little moved.
I don't know how to answer this series of questions, and I don't want to dwell on this topic, but it's really not easy to explain. I thought about it for a moment, and it occurred to me that I had a plan. So I said seriously: "Yes, you guessed right, my grandfather is indeed a master, and you are also very suitable, if you want to learn, my grandfather should be happy to teach you"
"Really?" Lewd was even more excited.
I paused, nodded, and said, "Mmmm, it's true, it's more true than pearls... It's just that there is a disadvantage to practicing this kung fu, that is, those who practice will have some disasters in the future, such as not being able to marry a wife, being only a virgin for the rest of their lives, and dying if they touch anyone. Another example is that he will live a short life, and he will not live to be thirty or fifty years old. Another example is that it will become disabled, missing arms and legs, or something......"
I said a long list in a row, how serious and how to say. Xindao: Lao Tzu can't scare you .......
Sure enough, after listening to the obscene, his face turned white with fright, and he couldn't speak for a long time. Then as if he thought of something, he asked with a thief's heart: "Then why is your grandfather nothing, you lied to me, right?" ”
I secretly said that this kid's brain reaction is quite fast, but this is also part of my plan. I pretended to be a little sad, sighed, and said softly: "Because my grandfather only practiced after he got married......"
Sure enough, the obscene stopped talking. Because we are in the same dormitory, we still know a little bit about each other's family situation, and they all know about my grandmother's death a long time ago.
The lewd looked me up and down, seemed to have made up his mind, and said, "Yes, why didn't your grandfather teach you such a good thing?" It seems that what you said is true. ”
Wait, what does this have to do with me? How did your uncle know that I didn't practice?
Although it was so simple that it scared the obscenity and kept them from dwelling on this topic any longer, what is this all about?
So I tried my best not to see the abnormality, pretended to be surprised, and asked, "How do you know that I haven't practiced?" ”
Lewdly glanced at my whole body again, with an expression of control, and said, "If you practice such awesome kung fu, will you still be beaten like this?" ”
What ...... thing? Being beaten like this? How did your uncle know that I was beaten?
I feel that something is wrong, why does this matter seem to be kept in the dark by me? How did I end up like this, I don't know better than you do, right?
I vaguely felt that things were not simple, my grandfather told me before going out, so that I don't have a headache how to explain this injury, he helped me explain, and told me with a cheap smile that there was a surprise.
I didn't dare to take the initiative to explain anything, not because I was afraid that the nonsense I made up would not match my grandfather's words, but the old man's cheap smile seemed to me to be unkind. It's because I really haven't figured out how to make this nonsense perfect.
The hero saved the beauty and was injured by the thugs? Inexcusable. The hero of the men's toilet saves the beauty, and the deaf don't believe it.
The brave gangsters were injured? Forget it, this reason is too lazy for the deaf to listen.
Lao Tzu once said: Sometimes, the more you tell the truth, the more no one believes it. Don't ask me if Lao Tzu said this, I will say yes, because Lao Tzu here is just Lao Tzu in the literal sense, well, that's what Lao Tzu said.
So I pretended to be calm and said, "How do you know that I was beaten by someone, let me tell you, I was beaten like this by a ghost." ”
It turns out that what Lao Tzu said is indeed true, because after I finished speaking, several of them laughed, and the tears of laughter were rolling.
Lewdly smiled: "Don't tease, okay Brother Li, even if it's to cover up the first, oh no, it's the second stain in your life, the first one is the one you wet the bed, but you won't make up this kind of nonsense to fool us." ”
As he spoke, he pointed to the few people standing next to him and asked, "Do you think we look like fools?" ”
"Well, it's pretty similar." I nodded earnestly.
Although my words are suspected of revenge for taking my scars indecently, they also inadvertently reveal a truth.
Because in the days that followed, I got to know a character who seemed to me to be very awesome, but he himself said that he was even more miserable than me, and he said, "Who is not a fool? All living beings are fools, you, them, me, we are all living like fools, and in the face of fate, we are all fools who are being played. Or perhaps, even fate itself is a fool...... ”
This is a later story, so I won't mention it for the time being.
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Unfortunately, just as Copernicus, who proposed the heliocentric theory, was burned to death, every time the truth was proposed, there was always great resistance. So when I said that, they all looked at me angrily.
I glanced at them and swept my eyes from my feet to my chest. Meaning: Want to fight? Look at me like this, can you afford to mess with me? Obviously, they can't afford to mess with me at this point.
But I really didn't bother to guess with them, so I simply said, "Okay, I know what to say at once." ”
As soon as I said this, they suddenly came to their senses, and their faces suddenly overflowed with the pleasure of revenge.
was still the first to speak, and said: "Xiaoli, don't pretend, you were dragged into the toilet and beaten by the thugs in society because you looked bad, and the whole school almost spread ......." ”