I was stunned for a moment, looking at his posture, as if I really regarded Lao Tzu as a monkey. I unconsciously thought to myself, if I waited for my "performance" to be exciting, would this kid just take out a few steel hammers and throw them in my face?

I'll go to your uncle's ......, no, you can't scold it, his uncle and my uncle are the same person. I'll go to your sister's ......, no, no, I can't scold it. Lao Cai's sister is so rude, I can't afford to mess with her.

I could only sigh and say in my heart: Wait, I'll clean you up next time you use the cloth god calculation.

So I glared at Lao Cai, walked up to him, grabbed the skewer he had just picked up and stuffed it in his mouth, and then walked to the prepared table.

Rub the skewers in his mouth to the end, and throw the skewer on Lao Cai's body. I quickly formed my handprint, and the whole person instantly became empty, and my body suddenly exuded a "master" temperament.

Originally, I had the idea of making Lao Cai stunned, so I didn't have any reservations. The mudra knot is dazzling. From the beginning of the pen to the recitation of the mantra, to the outline of the head and foot of the talisman. All the action is done together. It is accompanied by incessant mantras and complex but coherent footwork.

After a while, my last stroke finally fell. Then he turned the brush upside down and slammed the end of the pen against the rune paper three times. Throw the brush and ...... Finish the day.

I turned my head to look, and Lao Cai was already speechless in surprise. I don't know if the skewer in my mouth falls on my body. Then he threw the cigarette in his hand and applauded.

I quickly ran over to stop him. My day, the sound insulation effect of this hotel is not good, this kid wants me to have no face tomorrow?

Lao Cai didn't care about this, stood up suddenly, and said excitedly: "I'm going, I'm too handsome, too handsome, Xiaoli." I want to learn, I have to teach, I have to be taught. ”

I took Lao Cai's oily hands away from my shoulders. Said: "It's not impossible to teach you, but I need my grandfather's consent." If he agreed, it was perfectly fine. ”

Then he sat on Lao Cai's chair, picked up what he bought and ate it. I don't know how to drink beer, so I didn't move, so I just had a drink.

As for the Five Thunder Talisman on the table, I didn't even look at it to know that it was a success. Maybe it's because my strength has really increased a lot, so I feel very smooth this time. The moment the rune paper was completed, I knew that it was 100% done.

Lao Cai rubbed in front of me excitedly again and asked me, "Xiaoli, are you serious?" I have a feeling that your grandfather will agree. Why don't you teach me a little first, early and late teaching, right? ”

I waved my hand and told him to forget it and wait until my grandfather really agreed. You can call my grandfather tomorrow and ask, it's not bad for half a day anyway.

Although Lao Cai is confident, my grandfather will definitely agree. But I feel that he may be disappointed, not because my grandfather is stingy and doesn't teach him good things, but I feel that my grandfather seems to have passed on the Sanqing Charm to me because he was forced to do so, and the Sanqing Charm doesn't feel like a good thing to me.

Lao Cai was speechless when he heard me say this, he lowered his head and thought about it, and seemed to think that it was so reasonable. Then he burped and said, "Okay then, you must teach me well." ”

I smiled and thought to myself, you're still a little too optimistic. But in order not to discourage Lao Cai's enthusiasm, I nodded and told him to rest assured, there must be no reservations.

Then we started eating the skewers.

After a while, most of the rest of the skewer drink went into my stomach, and I straightened up and burped. The mind of drawing the talisman was also thrown aside, and he was half-lying down.

Lao Cai came over and said, "I'm too full to eat, I can't sleep." Going for a walk? ”

I thought about it, okay. So he nodded, took the key and Lao Cai out of the door.

If you want to talk about our small county, I dare not say anything else, there are absolutely a lot of cars.

I remember the first time I visited, the streets were full of cars and my eyes were straight. Walking on the street, my legs and stomachs are spinning, and I don't even dare to take too big a step. I thought to myself, if I was careful, I would not be hit and killed in the middle of the road.

Ironically, 99 percent of this dense crowd of vehicles are taxis. From afar, I felt like leading a military parade, all white and blue.

Fortunately, it is much better in the middle of the night, although there are still a lot of cars, but it is undoubtedly much better than the dense scene like ants moving during the day.

Lao Cai and I wandered aimlessly through the streets, from the street to the end of the street, and through a few alleys. But when I wanted to go back, Lao Cai and I sadly found that we couldn't find our way back.

Lao Cai suggested that he should take a taxi, I think about it, it is not a way to wander around like this.

But as soon as I had this idea, I asked Lao Cai. What's the name of that hotel? Lao Cai shrugged his shoulders and said, "Where do I know where to go?" ”

So the two of us could only rely on our memories to walk blindly through the streets.

When I walked to a small alley, Lao Cai was addicted to smoking, took out a cigarette and lit it, and handed me another one at the same time.

If you want to talk about the benefits of Lao Cai going back to his hometown to go to school, I think that's it. That is, no one will care about him, he will smoke whenever he wants, and he will not care about it at all.

I looked at the cigarette handed over by Lao Cai, and my heart was a little moved. I don't smoke, and I don't do. But this can't stop my youthful curiosity at all. Sometimes looking at Lao Cai's appearance of swallowing clouds and spitting fog, I feel that the old society is old. Besides, I'm not afraid that smoking will make me addicted, and I'm not afraid that if I get addicted, I won't be able to quit. Anyway, in two years I'll have to burp and catch a cold, so what's wrong with smoking two cigarettes?

At this time, it may be because time is running out. There were some taboos that I had never thought about before, and I suddenly had the courage to try them. Of course, it is limited to those who do not violate the law and discipline.

So I looked at Lao Cai and asked, "Get one?" ”

"Here's one."

"Try?"

"Try it."

Then give it a try. So I took Lao Cai's cigarette, and Lao Cai took out a lighter and lit it for me. I sucked hard like Lao Cai, and then spit it out.

"You don't feel anything, do you?" I frowned and said, "Inhale it in your mouth and spit it out, except for the smell of smoke in your mouth and the rising smoke that is a little smoky to your eyes, nothing else is going to happen, this thing can also be addictive?" ”

Lao Cai saw my movements and suddenly smiled. Said: "Of course you don't feel it like this, waste tobacco." He took a hard puff of the cigarette in his mouth, and then spit it out after a while, revealing an expression of enjoyment. And he said, "See? You have to suck it into your stomach like this, circulate it around and then spit it out. ”

I half-convinced and learned Lao Cai's movements and did it again. Good fellow, I choked on it, my face was red. Tears fell unconsciously.

"One more ......." Lao Cai was egging me on the side. At the same time, he shook the cigarette in his hand and put it in his mouth and took a puff.

Looking at Lao Cai Xu Wen's strong movements, I mustered up the courage to try again. And this time, I don't know why, it's as if the second pulse of Ren Du has been opened. The smoke actually penetrated through the trachea accurately. It's like circulating in the body for a big week, and the whole person has a feeling of comfort.

I exhaled the smoke from my body and couldn't wait to take another breath.

Lao Cai smiled and walked over to put his arm on my shoulder. The two of them walked shoulder to shoulder and walked into the alley. Get rid of two social gangsters.

At this time, the street lights in the alley suddenly flashed twice, and at the same time made a sizzling short circuit sound.

I pulled Lao Cai to a sudden stop. At the same time, he quickly took out two eye-opening talismans, recited the spell to open his eyes first, and then slapped his hands on Lao Cai's shoulders with Dao Qi, and then pasted the eye-opening talisman on his forehead, and then recited the mantra to open his eyes to the sky.

It is recorded in the Maoshan spell that if you want to open the eye of heaven, you can only open it for yourself. In other words, I actually can't directly use the eye-opening charm to open Lao Cai's eyes. But what I use is the Sanqing Talisman, which belongs to the ancestor level of the talisman world.

And according to the records in the Sanqing mantra, if you want to open the eyes of others. You must first extinguish the two yang fires on the shoulders of the person whose eyes are opened. What are the two fires on the shoulder? "Three Lives", an ancient book written by ancient scholars in our country to collect folk anecdotes, has been mentioned: the living have souls, divided into three. It is said that heaven, earth, and life. Among them, the two souls of heaven and earth guard their shoulders. One is yang, and the other is yin.......

Tongyang means to connect the yang energy between heaven and earth, and always make up for itself. Closing the yin means closing the yin path to prevent the invasion of evil energy.

As for the life soul, it is stationed in itself, presiding over all thoughts and actions. Therefore, there is also a folk saying: death is actually the soul leaving the body, once the person loses the ability to think and act, it can be said that he is dead.

And a vegetative person is actually a vegetative person because his life and soul are damaged.

Therefore, I extinguished Lao Cai's two yang fires in heaven and earth, just to cut off the yang energy between heaven and earth, and at the same time open the link channel between himself and yin energy. In this way, I can successfully help him open the eye of the sky.

And the reason for this must have been guessed by everyone. Yes, what the hell is ...... his uncle.

It's really fucked up, and you can come across these eye-opening things when you come out for a casual stroll.

also really responded to my grandfather's words: I don't know what the world is like, why are all cows, ghosts, snakes and gods jumping out?

You must know that before this, I only met Zhang Yanli and the red-robed female ghost. It's also strange to say, since Zhang Yanli's incident, I seem to see ghosts more and more often.

……。

I did a series of actions very quickly, and Lao Cai was opened by me before he could react. He asked suspiciously, "What's the matter, what are you doing?" ”

I stared around vigilantly, pointing to the ghostly smell that was coming out of the wall in front of me like a chimney and said, "Look for yourself, what is that?" ”

After talking to Lao Cai for a while, the ghost aura had already flooded the entire alley. At this point, it was as if we had fallen into a chimney, and the surroundings were all foggy.

Lao Cai reacted and said in surprise: "What's the matter, it's on fire?" ”

I almost stumbled and fell to the ground. I can't see this, how mentally retarded? It's okay to say that you don't understand anything, but you're also the heir of the cloth god anyway. Why do you look like a novice who doesn't understand anything?

Then I reacted again, I had never experienced this before. said that he was a little white who didn't understand anything, and he really didn't wronged him.

So I whispered, "Be careful, there's something dirty...... ”

My voice fell, as if to verify what I said. Suddenly there was a singing voice in the alley, and I couldn't understand the lyrics, but the tune sounded like it was sung on TV. She babbled as if she had an ice cream in her mouth.

The sound came from far and near, and it seemed to sound in all directions. Ethereal...... Ahh On the contrary, it sounds ghostly, Rao is that I have already experienced a few ghost incidents. I felt goosebumps all over my body, and my heart was pounding.