Chapter Forty-Nine: The Grass Picker

Ah Lang walked and stopped all the way, deforming his appearance from time to time, one would be tall, one would be short, one would be fat, one would be thin, young, old, and young would emerge in endlessly

After making sure that no one was following him, he came to a hillside, looked at the flowers blooming everywhere under the mountain, and from time to time there were birds chirping and flying by, and he couldn't help but raise his head and close his eyes, stretch out his hands forward, and shout: "Spring is coming, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the flowers are in full bloom, and it is the season for animals to come into estrus again! Just thinking about it makes people excited and intoxicated, what a beautiful and desirable thing!"

Suddenly felt that his ass was kicked, and then flew into the air, before he could react, his eyes were punched again, and his whole body was punched and kicked all over the body in an instant, and the power of electric light could not be used, although it did not hurt the viscera, but the pain on the surface of the body made Ah Lang grin his teeth, secretly complaining, and I don't know how long he was beaten, his butt just landed, and he was kicked down the hill again, Ah Lang was like a big ball, rolling non-stop......

Hahaha...... The sound of gong-like laughter came down from the hillside, Ah Lang was dizzy and calm, shook his head, looked at the hillside, a chubby woman laughed non-stop, looked at him! Suddenly angry, yelling: "What the hell are you doing! Why are you beating me? Lao Tzu is shouting on the mountain that you have nothing to do? You are a ......" Before the words were finished, the fat woman on the hillside waved her palm lightly: "Bang" "Bang" Ah Lang received two potstickers on his face!

The fat woman smiled and walked slowly towards Ah Lang: "Don't scold, talk well!"

Ah Lang looked at the fat woman in front of him in horror, with a big face, a lot of freckles on her face, broom eyebrows, small eyes, a collapsed nose, and a mouthful of big yellow teeth in her mouth, almost didn't spit it out, and she couldn't help but turn her head and retch......

After a long time, Ah Lang forced a smile and arched his hand: "Auntie, we have never met, I sighed at the spring just now, and what I said was a little inappropriate, you have been beaten all the time, and your anger should be gone!

The fat woman put her arm around Ah Lang's shoulders and sat side by side with him on the grass, Ah Lang said in horror: "Big ...... Auntie, you ...... ...... the hell Think...... What do you want to do?" The fat woman looked at Ah Lang with a smile and said hoarsely: "Of course I want to do it!" But it's still early, let's enjoy the picturesque spring colors here, get to know each other, brew emotions, and wait until it's dark to do it! You are a silver thief, and I am a. It's an adulterer and a silver woman, a jackal and a tiger and a leopard! It's a perfect match made in heaven!"

Ah Lang was suddenly terrified: I can't beat and fight, I can't run away, this fat woman turned out to be a "grass picking" thief! Hurriedly said in a loud voice: "Auntie, I am suffering from a hidden disease in my lower body, and it is inconvenient to act, so you should find someone else!" After speaking, he got up and ran again......

The fat woman grabbed Ah Lang's neck collar, and suddenly reached out to grab Ah Lang's crotch, then frowned slightly, and suddenly a burst of silver bell-like laughter rang out, and her face slowly changed......

Ah Lang opened his mouth, looked at Mo Wuya in front of him stupidly, and said in his heart: How can she be deformed, and it is so vivid, lifelike, just now on the hillside, before she arrived, she gave me two slaps, this is only a feeling that can only be experienced by the master, how can she be, she is too spicy, bold, dare to touch my ......

Mo Wuya covered his stomach and laughed wildly, and after a long time, he looked at Ah Lang tenderly and said: "Fool! Don't think that you will be transformed, to put it bluntly, this is just the pinnacle version of the disguise technique, it's nothing! I hit you in the air just now, called "condensing qi into a palm", and controlling your escape is called "blocking the void", they are all gadgets, not worth mentioning. ”

Then he looked at Ah Lang and said, "The "Ma Yin Hidden Appearance" of your body is not cultivated by yourself, which master cast a spell on you?"

"You are so beautiful, how can you touch me casually...... Where?" said Ah Lang with a rare red face.

"Yo hey, you're still blushing, it's rare! It's so strange!" Mo Wuya was taken aback. Then he looked at Ah Lang with an awe-inspiring expression and said: "Gui Ah Lang, you are the only person in this world who has seen my Mo Wuyan's true face! You are also the first man I have come into contact with in this life, and it is even more ...... The first person this girl likes!"

Ah Lang wanted to cry and arched his hand without tears: "I said Grandma Mo! You took the initiative to let me see it, and besides, you forcibly wanted to touch it, I can't beat you, I can't escape, why are you so domineering and unreasonable!"

Mo Wuya didn't know what he remembered, and suddenly roared: "What do you call me?" Ah Lang looked at Mo Wuya, who suddenly changed his face, and then looked at her tall and straight full chest muscles, and hurriedly said: "No......! You misunderstood, you listen to me......"

Before he finished speaking, Ah Lang flew into the air again, and after a long time, Ah Lang, whose face was like a pig's head, sat on the grass with his head down.

Mo Wuya looked at the somewhat pitiful Ah Lang, walked over, and kneaded his face on Ah Lang's head, and then returned to the handsome Ah Lang.

"How did you do it, what kind of magic medicine did you use?" Ah Lang said in surprise.

"It's not medicine!Use the true qi in your body to help you recover, see if I'm okay to you!" Mo Wuya looked at Ah Lang with a smile.

"Miss Mo! you are as beautiful as a fairy in the mortal world, and your cultivation is even more difficult to match in the world, and you are a vulgar person below, you really can't climb high, you are a large number of adults, let it go!" Ah Lang bowed again and again.

"I don't care! I just have a crush on you anyway!Hey!Ah Lang!You're still a chick!" Mo Wuya said with a smile.

"No! Not anymore!" Ah Lang hurriedly said with his head held high.

"Cut! You don't pretend to be a big-tailed wolf in front of this girl!" "Ma Yin Zangxiang" is only useful for virgins, but if you stick to your original body, you will have no distraction, and your cultivation can increase significantly, and your cultivation will be twice the result with half the effort, and the master who casts spells for you is really well-intentioned!" Mo Wuya's beautiful eyes slanted at Ah Langdao. Ah Lang's shocked expression was beyond words......

Mo Wuya immediately put his face against Ah Lang's ear again, and said softly: "I am also a virgin, when you achieve great achievements, we can enjoy each other and enjoy the joy of fish and water!

Ah Lang was so shocked that he turned his face to look at Mo Wuya, at this time, Mo Wuya's pretty face was like a glow, his beautiful eyes were closed, his lips were slightly opened, and he came over......

Ah Lang suddenly gathered in his body, and all his cultivation was shot away! When Mo Wuya opened his eyes, there was no trace of Ah Lang......

Ah Lang used all his strength, was so tired that he stuck out his tongue, came to a big city in the Chaohua Dynasty, directly transformed into an old and ugly beggar, sprinkled the stinky tofu juice all over his body, squatted tremblingly, and said in his heart: This Mo Wuya is too fierce! I always feel that I am the most shameless, but compared with others, it is simply a small thing! I don't know who gave birth to this upside-down girl, let's admit from the bottom of our hearts that you are indeed beautiful! Incomparable, the only one in the world! But we really don't like it! Especially that character and temper, even more unacceptable, not to mention cultivation, if this is really married, she is a little unhappy, and she has to fight a little in three days, and a big fight in five days! Who do you like to find, who do you want to find! I don't envy you, and I don't envy you! We don't have that blessing and creation, and we can't afford to use it! Besides, there are already four golden flowers in the family, all of them are virtuous and virtuous, gentle and humble, much stronger than you, and Lang Ye is already content in this life!

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Yujing Dynasty Taishi Mansion Secret Room

"Yang Quande, did you say that the envoy went to the joint that night and never returned?" A man who was covered in a black cloak.

"Back to my lord's words, yes, it's been three days and three nights since I left that night!" said Taishi Yang.

The visitor paced back and forth, and suddenly stood on his feet and said: "I'm afraid that something has happened to the two of them! I can't wait any longer, you tell me the location of the underground palace, and I'll go tonight!"

Master Yang hurriedly took out the map and pointed at it......

In the silence of the night, the palace was silent, only the night guards, patrolling back and forth with due diligence......

A black shadow, silently from mid-air, floated down to the door of the underground palace, with a wave of one arm, the guard was startled, and before he could speak, he fell to the ground.

The black shadow stretched out his hand and pushed the door of the underground palace, his hand in the air, and he turned his head and looked at the two behind him.

"Mingfeng Chaoyang" and the couple looked at the visitor: "Who are you? What do you want to do in the underground palace?"

The person who came did not answer, and his hands were divided into left and right strength to take the "Mingfeng Chaoyang" couple directly, and the "Chaoyang" immediately greeted him, and after a loud sound that resounded through the heavens and the earth, the person who came suddenly took three steps back, and the body of "Chaoyang" was only slightly shaken! The radius was full of ruins and broken walls, and the gate of the underground palace was also turned into powder, and it was scattered with the wind. Suddenly, the surrounding figures hurried over......

The three of them came to the suburbs, and the people who came to see that they could not escape, and suddenly stopped and arched their hands: "Mingfeng Chaoyang" and his wife really deserved their reputation, and they were polite!"

"Who are you?" "Mingfeng's eyes were shining, looking at the visitor.

"Fighting alone, I'm not afraid of any of the two of you, if the two of you go into battle together, then it's the result of a dead fish and a broken net, and please stop it!"

"Catch him and talk about it!" "Chaoyang" let out a long howl and attacked first, and "Mingfeng" immediately rushed forward.

The person who came suddenly circled in place, the strange lightning lightning of his hands hit the two, and the branches of the surrounding grass and trees suddenly covered the sky, after a loud noise, the "Ming Feng Chaoyang" couple stood in place calmly, but the person who came had retreated more than three feet, the black towel on his face was soaked, and there were blood stains dripping on his chest!

"Who are you?" "Chaoyang" shouted.

The person who came suddenly raised his head and let out a terrible long roar, the sound continued in the air, resounding through the void, and then a cloud of black gas covered the whole body, bursting into the "Mingfeng Chaoyang" couple and couple.

"Netherworld Sutra", you are the person of the inner gate of the Nine Demon Palace!" "Mingfeng Chaoyang" The faces of the couple changed sharply in an instant, and they greeted each other, and the surrounding sand suddenly flew away, and the piercing sonic boom sound was endless, and the person who came hissed hoarsely, soared into the air, and then disappeared in a flash.

"Chaoyang" was just about to get up and chase after him, "Mingfeng" grabbed her husband's arm and said: "He has all his viscera broken, and he escaped at the expense of the power of his natal primordial god, he can't live for three days, let's go back, in case there are follow-ups!" The two immediately shot away in the direction of the palace......