Section 30 Zhou Dagang went on a blind date
Chirping...... The door was gradually pushed open, Zhou Dagang cautiously squeezed in, and saw a bald man in the kitchen desperately frying vegetables, whew! From time to time, a burst of flames on the pot surface soared, but the bald man was handy, and the dish stabilized after a few consecutive backflips in the pot, and the cooking skills can be seen!
"Big Brother Chef!" Zhou Dagang said weakly, but unconsciously a cold sweat broke out in his palms, and he didn't know why.
Just as the big chef turned over the pot a few more times, the big chef turned around as if he had been electrocuted, looking stunned.
"Big Brother Chef, I want to set a table, Xing...... Sunday. Zhou Dagang looked at the expression of the chef's eldest brother Mumu, and obviously felt that the atmosphere around him was much sluggish.
Bang Dang! The shovel fell in response, which scared Zhou Dagang, the chef's expression was still calm, and he was calm for a while, and then his mouth moved, "I'll cook the rice, what table do you want me to order!" ”
Zhou Dagang heard the chef's eldest brother say this, his skin tightened, and he was a little dispossessed, and his two hands were unconsciously stuffed into his trouser pockets. Unconsciously stepped back, and accidentally rubbed against the back door, boom! The door closed suddenly, whew! The flames on the pot surface were skewered again, but the chef still looked at Zhou Dagang expressionlessly, completely ignoring the flames on the pot.
"Big ...... Big brother, your pot is on fire, it's about to burn...... Scorched ......" Zhou Dagang said nervously, the airtight kitchen gave a solemn atmosphere, and the two looked at each other for a long time, "I'll cook a meal, what table do you want me to order!" The chef couldn't take it anymore and repeated the last sentence with a roar.
"Big Brother Chef, you...... Your pot, pot ......," Zhou Dagang shouted pointing to the pot.
"Get out!" Before Zhou Dagang finished speaking, the chef brother was almost furious, Zhou Dagang hurriedly opened the door, and one stumbled out, leaving the chef with an expressionless face.
After a lot of effort, Zhou Dagang finally booked the table, and when he left, Zhou Dagang seemed to smell a burning smell, as if it came from the direction of the kitchen, but when he thought of the expression of the chef's eldest brother, Zhou Dagang still had palpitations, touched the back of his head and walked out.
"Fight the fire, it's on fire!" After a while, an urgent cry for help came from the hotel, but unfortunately Zhou Dagang had already gone far at this time.
"Young man, can you do me a favor?" Zhou Dagang seemed to hear someone calling him, and when he turned around, he saw that it was a kind old woman, "Is it calling me?" Zhou Dagang asked, pointing to his nose.
"yes." The old woman nodded and continued, "Young man, my crutches fell to the ground, and I can't bend my waist, can you do me a favor."
。 When the kind and honest Zhou Dagang heard this, he immediately agreed, and it was the obligation of every college student to help the elderly, so Zhou Dagang bent the old lady's waist hard......
"Ouch! Kill! Kill people......" The voice resounded throughout the back street, heart-rending and heart-rending, hey, this wood is too real...... Will he really have a girlfriend?
In this way, the days flickered slowly, and it was Sunday night, Zhou Dagang came to the hotel early, sat on the seat with a high math book and read it carefully, and a few scumbags passing by saw Zhou Dagang reading the book in the restaurant, sighed, and was ashamed to pay and walked away. Several mature middle-aged people passed by Zhou Dagang, and couldn't help but nod with relief, and suddenly sighed again, shook their heads and walked away, probably thinking of their unsuccessful children.
After a while, the handsome Brother Biao led a small girl in yellow clothes to the hotel, Zhou Dagang couldn't help but tremble when he saw such a cute little girl, his hand trembled, and the high math book in his hand almost fell. Brother Biao led the girl in yellow to Zhou Dagang's seat, the girl in yellow glanced at Zhou Dagang, and whispered to Brother Biao: "Didn't you meet first, why do you still bring your parents." Brother Biao listened to Zhou Dagang for a while, and quickly explained to the girl in yellow: "It's him, it's just a little more mature, a little more mature, and a sense of security." Brother Biao was afraid that the girl in yellow would be dissatisfied with Zhou Dagang, so he added a sense of security. After listening to this, the girl in yellow carefully looked at Zhou Dagang a few times, and sat down, it seems that this little girl is not judged by her appearance. At this time, Zhou Dagang trembled with a high math book, what mathematical formulas, calculus principles were shaken.
Brother Biao walked next to Zhou Dagang and grabbed the high math book, "Why are you robbing my book, I haven't asked anyone about the question yet!" Zhou Dagang saw that the high math book was robbed, and immediately grabbed it with Brother Biao. Brother Biao winked at Zhou Dagang and motioned to the girl in yellow in front of him, and then stopped. The girl in yellow looked at these two living treasures and couldn't help but smile slightly.
"My name is Huang Qian, you can call me Xiao Huang." The girl in yellow introduced herself, slightly breaking the somewhat embarrassing atmosphere, Brother Biao quickly pushed Zhou Dagang and whispered: "Remember to speak humorously!" ”
Zhou Dagang touched the back of his head and thought for a moment, "Xiao Huang, what a coincidence, my grandfather has a puppy named Xiao Huang, but it is a male dog." Zhou Dagang laughed at Huang Qian as soon as he finished speaking, maybe Zhou Dagang thought that this was the most talented and humorous time he said. It just so happened that Brother Biao took a sip of water, and when he heard Zhou Dagang's words, he was choked half to death, and his eyes were about to protrude, Brother Biao pressed his eyes, and hurriedly said: "Dagang finished laughing, his style has always been like this, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously!" ”
"Your way of humor is quite special, different, unique!" Huang Qian boasted expressionlessly, anyone who meets Zhou Dagang will be expressionless.
"My name is Zhou Dagang, you can call me Da Zhou." Zhou Dagang was nervous and called Da Gang Da Zhou, which made Brother Biao next to him break out in a cold sweat, and couldn't help but step on Zhou Dagang's feet, "Why are you stepping on my feet?" Zhou Dagang suddenly asked Brother Biao, Brother Biao suddenly looked as if he had been eaten by a dog, looked at Huang Qian expressionlessly, and still smiled strongly, "Why don't we talk about something fun." ”
"What are you talking about?" Huang Qian said with an expressionless sip of water.
"Why don't you talk about my grandfather's little yellow, it's fun!" Zhou Dagang hurriedly said, originally wanted to liven up the atmosphere, but he choked Huang Qian half to death, Brother Biao didn't sit still, and he also fell half to death, Huang Qian came to his senses, bit his lip and said, "I hate dogs, change the subject!" ”
"So, do you like to eat bones?" Zhou Dagang asked very sincerely, Huang Qian was already blank when she heard it, but she still replied: "I like sweet and sour pork ribs." ”