Section 28 Yijin Sutra
"Really? All right! The monkey boss hurriedly took out the Yijin Sutra from his arms, Brother Biao's eyes suddenly sparkled, and he took the legendary Yijin Sutra tremblingly, the paper was almost earthy yellow, and even had a feeling that it would be broken when touched, which also reflected the long-term precipitation of this book, and it was also one of the anti-counterfeiting signs of the general martial arts cheats.
Brother Biao flipped over the book and found that the book had been torn up more than half, "Boss, you are too stingy, only give me a small part, and besides, you dare to tear this martial arts cheats so casually?" ”
"Isn't it?" The monkey boss looked at Brother Biao's suspicious look, and quickly talked about the origin of the book: "It was when I was eleven years old, I traveled to Songshan with my parents, and ate a bad banana when visiting Shaolin Temple, and my stomach hurt for a while, so I ran to the thatched toilet next to the Shaolin Temple Tibetan Scripture Pavilion to facilitate it, and suddenly forgot to bring paper after solving it, just when I didn't know what to do, I found a book stuffed next to me, which looked like it had been torn almost, and I thought it was used to make toilet paper, so I tore a few to wipe my buttocks, When I finished wiping my buttocks, I suddenly found that the text on it was about martial arts, I quickly turned to the cover and looked, there were three big characters of Yi Jin Jing written on it, although it was still young at the time, but I already knew from the TV series that Yi Jin Jing was a martial arts cheats, so I quickly collected this book until now. ”
"What, to wipe your ass? Boss, are you mistaken? It can't be a fake, right? Brother Biao shouted with wide eyes, and was disappointed a lot.
"No, it's not, my current kung fu is also practiced by this Yijin Sutra." The monkey boss hurriedly explained, but his eyes were uncertain about the banana that Brother Biao bought.
"Oh, that's fine, as long as I practice a miracle skill, it doesn't matter if it's waste paper on the toilet to wipe my ass!" Brother Biao's face showed a look of surprise in a blink of an eye, looking at the wrinkled and yellowed Yijin Sutra in his hand, he couldn't help but regret again: "It's a pity, the dignified martial arts cheats have been reduced to being used to wipe their butts." ”
"However, the text on it is obscure, you have to study it carefully, otherwise I won't keep it in my collection until now, but I still can't fully understand the content of the next few pages until now, so that my current cultivation has stagnated." The monkey boss was already holding a banana and said as he ate it.
Brother Biao didn't answer the monkey boss, he laughed from time to time, and sat next to Lu Zihao with the Yi Jin Sutra, of course, the monkey boss didn't continue to ramble, it was important to eat bananas at the moment!
"Yi Jin Jing? Brother Biao, when did you read such a mentally retarded villain's book? Lu Zihao glanced at the book in Brother Biao's hand and said curiously.
"What you don't understand, this book is not something that a person with a talent like you can understand, only a genius like me can comprehend!" Brother Biao began to get carried away and talked big.
"Since you're so talented, can you play a tune for me another day?" Lu Zihao was a little unconvinced when he heard it.
"I know you know music, I just haven't learned, so do you dare to compare with me?"
"This is also a skill, you have the ability to let Zhou Dagang soak it!" Lu Zihao looked at the front and fell asleep, and Zhou Dagang said.
"Why not, it's not difficult. Do you have what it takes to soak Su Xin? Brother Biao suddenly had a wicked smile on his face.
When Lu Zihao heard this, he immediately sat up straight and looked around nervously, and after making sure that the people around him didn't hear Brother Biao's words, he hurriedly whispered: "What are you talking nonsense!" ”
Brother Biao had no scruples: "Lu Zihao still dares to pretend in front of my love saint with your little thoughts, do you want to worship me as a teacher, teach you a few tricks, Su Xin will catch you!" ”
"Hmph, if you have the ability, you let Dagang have a girlfriend, I will immediately worship you as a teacher and kowtow to you three times!" Lu Zihao was afraid that Brother Biao would talk about Su Xin again, so he quickly shifted the topic to Zhou Dagang.
"Good! In a word, I have settled your apprentice! After speaking, Brother Biao stood up, put away the Yijin Sutra and walked in front of Zhou Dagang, Lu Zihao looked dazed, he didn't expect Brother Biao to take it seriously.
"Hey!" Brother Biao gently tapped Zhou Dagang on the back of his head, and Zhou Dagang touched the back of his head and woke up dimly. "Hey! Nerd, introduce you to a girlfriend. ”
Zhou Dagang immediately sobered up when he heard the three words girlfriend, and hurriedly waved his hand at Brother Biao and said, "Girlfriend? No...... Nope! ”
"What's not, they're all such big people, they should be in love!" Brother Biao still looks like he doesn't care.
"No, I, I'm not mentally prepared!" , Zhou Dagang looked innocent for some reason, and looked at Brother Biao very abruptly, he couldn't figure out why Brother Biao suddenly wanted to introduce his girlfriend to him.
"Okay, okay, you go to the restaurant in the back street tonight to book a table on Sunday, and I'll introduce you to a beautiful woman on Sunday."
"No...... No! Zhou Dagang's stunned appearance suddenly made people feel a little pitiful.
However, Brother Biao's ghost idea is not much worse than that of Zhu Guli, "I didn't introduce you to a blind date!" I'm just asking you to talk to her about your learning experience so that you can get a scholarship! ”
"That's it, in terms of learning, this ......"
"Okay, okay, you go to set a dinner table tonight, we should be tireless and diligent in learning!" Brother Biao gently patted Zhou Dagang's shoulder and said.
"Since we are discussing learning, then, this can be ......" Zhou Dagang touched the back of his head and nodded lightly. In this way, the honest Zhou Dagang was easily sent into this gamble by Brother Biao's casual words.
Brother Biao smiled at Lu Zihao again, Lu Zihao didn't know what Brother Biao said to Zhou Dagang, but he suddenly felt a little bottomless in his heart. It just so happened that Su Xin walked in.
"Lu Zihao!" Brother Biao shouted at Su Xin, Lu Zihao's eyes widened when he heard this, the bottom of his heart had already turned over, and his face was a little hot, Su Xin glanced at Lu Zihao in the position, Lu Zihao lost his sense of proportion again, and quickly picked up a book on the table to cover it up, but he fell nervously, Su Xin looked at Lu Zihao like this, and couldn't help covering his mouth and walked to his position, Lu Zihao dared to secretly look at Su Xin's back.