Simeng put down the mirror in his hand and said, "Is it really good if you don't tell him the big red mark on his face?" ”

Zhan Haoyang said indifferently: "Don't worry if he has no skin and no face, besides, no one dares to laugh at him......"

"Hahaha!" Zhan Haoyang's words have not yet fallen, Simeng, who is about to hold back her internal injuries, looks up and laughs out loud, no wonder she laughs so exaggeratedly, just now Zhang Bochao turned his head and printed the big red mark on his forehead, nose and the right half of his face really scared Simeng, and there are red marks printed on the folds of his clothes and the edges and corners of the book, and if you look closely, it is so funny that she does not lose to the clown!

Simeng was smiling and suddenly thought of something, stopped and asked, "Do you have such a heavy sense of getting up?" ”

"Want to know?"

"Hey, just ask."

"You'll find out later." Zhan Haoyang replied with the corners of his mouth hooked.

“……”

In order to warmly celebrate Simeng's move to a new home and obtain the freedom to be exempted from parental constraints in advance, Haiyan, Zhang Bochao and others hit it off after discussing and decided to go to Simeng's house on Saturday afternoon to "warm the house" - commonly known as "rubbing rice"!

When the group came together, Simeng was busy picking all kinds of vegetables he had just bought in the kitchen, and he didn't bother to greet them, anyway, it was only a fifty or sixty square house, and he could visit it casually.

I only heard Zhang Bochao sigh while watching: "Yu Simeng, you can't do this, the whole house is not as big as Haoyang's bedroom...... What? Is this one still locked? Who is hidden inside? ”

Hearing the violent sound of slamming the door, Simeng hurriedly came out to explain: "That room is the room where the landlord puts miscellaneous items, and it can't be opened!" ”

"Alas! You're not going to be a toilet except for the living room! ”

Zhan Haoyang happened to come out of Simeng's bedroom, reached out and patted the back of Zhang Bochao's head, and Zhang Bochao had to stop complaining.

Haiyan sat down on the sofa and felt the elasticity of the sofa: "If I live outside, even if there is only one bedroom, I will be satisfied, as long as there is no nagging from my parents every day, I will thank God!" ”

"Look, apart from this mini TV and refrigerator, where are the appliances?" Zhang Bochao began to fiddle with the TV, and couldn't help but talk about it.

"And the water heater!" Xu Weihan came out of the bathroom and said.

"What can you put in this refrigerator ...... so small" Zhang Bochao was chattering endlessly, Haiyan had already opened the refrigerator, only to see that it was already stuffed with all kinds of food and drinks, all of which Simeng's father bought two days ago.

Zhang Bochao closed his mouth silently, and quickly snatched the bread picked up by Haiyan......

Everyone finally sat down side by side on the sofa after the visit, and there was a water basin on the coffee table in front of the sofa, and a grass carp was swimming happily in the water basin.

Zhang Bochao kept a rhythm with Haiyan and stuffed something into his mouth, and asked Zhan Haoyang: "Haoyang, what do you say Yu Simeng will do with this cute baby fish?"

Zhan Haoyang glanced at him and said, "Anyway, it's definitely not raised!" ”

As he was talking, Xu Weihan came out of the kitchen, took a few garlic heads, a few green onions, and put a handful of green vegetables on the coffee table: "There are many people and great strength, Bo Chao and Haiyan help!" ”

Zhang Bochao definitely refused, but Haiyan resorted to agitation, saying that he couldn't even peel garlic, and he really didn't admit defeat and peeled it.

During the period, Simeng came over to take the fish away, and Zhang Bochao immediately followed to the door of the kitchen, and a few seconds later, he suddenly screamed like a copper bell: "Haoyang Haoyang, come on!" Yu Simeng is killing! ”

When the other three heard this, they all gathered around the door of the kitchen, only to see Simeng standing by the pool, holding a knife with her sleeves to disembowel the fish, the blood of the fish stained her hands and the water of the pool, but the fish was still struggling occasionally in her hands.

Everyone was stunned, as if they had seen a very cruel picture.

Yu Simeng...... You...... You actually killed an innocent baby fish! Zhang Bochao said tremblingly.

"How else am I going to feed you bunch of babies?" Simeng squinted, then stretched out his bloody knife to them and said, "Or, which of you wants to come?" ”

Everyone took a step back and silently returned to the sofa and sat down!

"I suddenly feel that Simeng is the hidden man!" Haiyan said fearfully.

"I may have had a bad attitude towards her before, but I was all unintentional, you all know!" Zhang Bochao began to reflect.

Xu Weihan also pondered for a moment and said: "Every time I eat fish that my mother has cooked, I don't know that the process is so bloody!" ”

Zhan Haoyang nodded casually, and suddenly a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

More than an hour later, seven or eight dishes were served, and the simple small dining table was crowded, but the most popular was the boiled fish made by Simeng, and the four of them drank the fruit wine taken out of the refrigerator happily, while eating the spicy boiled fish, and each of them made a very sour sound in their mouths.

"I really didn't expect Simeng to be so good at cooking!" Haiyan said with drooling.

"Don't you all think this fish is innocent and pitiful? Now it's eating its body so ruthlessly. "Simeng is still holding grudges.

"Since they were all killed and cooked by you, if you don't eat it, I'm sorry for the sacrifice of this fish!" Zhang Bochao said very reasonably, and then the people next to him nodded one after another, causing Simeng's face to be full of black lines.

"Are you all adults, start drinking!" Simeng had no choice but to make trouble again, and the four of them were stunned for a moment, as if they had never considered this problem.

Then Haiyan said happily: "I'm sorry, I just became an adult a few days ago." ”

"I became an adult years ago." Xu Weihan said.

Zhang Bochao's eyes turned around, looked at the silent Zhan Haoyang, and said loudly: "It's all about the same, anyway, they will enter the senior team this year, not bad for these few months!" ”

"A few months away is also a legal minor!"

"Ah, Yu Simeng is so verbose, like a mother Sang, how can Haoyang stand it in the future?" Zhang Bochao covered his ears and shouted.

Haiyan was upset for Simeng: "How can the squad leader not stand it, Simeng can make so many delicious meals, the squad leader is blessed!" I don't think you kid should go to the squad leader and Simeng's house to eat and drink in the future! ”

"Cut! Why don't you rub it if you have food, Haoyang's house is my family, if you have the ability, don't go to eat in the future under the sign of looking for Yu Simeng. ”

"Do I still need to play signs? Isn't Simeng's cooking for me to eat casually? ”

"Ahem! What do you want to do now that you two have a free dinner? Xu Weihan bit the fish and said, the two people who quarreled thought about it, picked up the chopsticks and began to grab the meat to eat.

The two protagonists glanced at each other with crimson cheeks and lowered their heads to eat.

The word "future" makes Simeng both sweet and uneasy, sweet is the thought of being able to live with Zhan Haoyang, this is her biggest desire, uneasy is that there are too many possibilities in the future after all, and the uncertainty makes it impossible to predict what it will look like.

After dinner, the table was full of cups and plates, and several people seemed to have a big job, sitting comfortably in their seats and burping.

Ten minutes later, under the command of Zhan Haoyang, a few princess young masters who did not touch oil and water began to help Simeng clean up simply.

Xu Weihan helped brush the dishes and chopsticks, Haiyan swept the floor, and Zhang Bochao and Zhan Haoyang put away the garbage.

Then wipe the table and start playing cards, this is the only entertainment that Simeng can participate in, it has been played by five people very skillfully, cheating and anti-cheating, code eyes and gestures are all practiced, so the play is really lively.

Simeng, who has long been familiar with Zhang Bochao's tricks, knows what to do every time he makes a move, and catches his hand to fish in troubled waters several times, making Zhang Bochao angry enough.

Once Simeng's cards in her hand were not very good, she wanted to overwhelm Shangjia Haiyan to get a chance to play a small card, but she was not sure whether Zhan Haoyang behind her would suppress her, so she quietly leaned her face towards Zhan Haoyang, and her eyes looked for the angle of peeping.

Zhan Haoyang found out about her actions and turned the cards in his hand completely to show her.

"Hey, Haoyang, what are you doing? You two male thieves and female prostitutes are too blatant, aren't you? Zhang Bo shouted and covered Zhan Haoyang's card.

Zhan Haoyang took out the card and slapped him on the head, with an extremely dangerous expression on his face, and said gloomily: "Male thief and female prostitute? Believe it or not, I skinned you? ”

Haiyan laughed directly to the ground without arguing.

Simeng took advantage of the chaos to throw a big card and suppressed Haiyan's card: "Hey, you don't press it, win!" Simeng quickly threw out a handful of small straights in his hand.

"I'm pressing, just right!" Xu Weihan threw out a straight that was only one number bigger than Simeng.

"Go on!" Simeng glanced at Xu Weihan, Xu Weihan turned around and looked at other people who were "not doing their jobs", a little embarrassed, and finally raised the card to throw it after hesitation, but was thrown and blown up by Zhan Haoyang first!

"You're actually helping someone else to hurt your boyfriend!" Zhan Haoyang raised his eyebrows and looked at Simeng, and then threw out the straight.

"Ha, let me say, Yu Simeng is a female prostitute!" Zhang Bochao got up from the ground and shouted not afraid of death, but he was slapped by Xu Weihan.

"Wei Han, even you ......" Zhang Bochao's eyes widened in surprise!

Zhan Haoyang leaned on Simeng's ear and whispered: "Bo Chao, he is very afraid of itching. ”

Simeng was just angry, but when she heard this comprehension, Chong nodded to her boyfriend, rolled up her sleeves, and stood up gloomily: "Zhang Bochao, did you just see me killing fish?" ”

"You...... What are you doing? Don't come here, Haoyang, take care of your wife! ”

"If I don't help her beat you, I'll already be kind to you!"

"I'm going to die, let your mouth be cheap!" Haiyan gloated.

Si Mengyin smiled and shook his hand joint, and stepped towards Zhang Bochao from behind Zhan Haoyang.

Zhang Bochao threw away the cards with a frightened face and retreated step by step: "Hey! Yu Simeng, I'm a good man and don't fight with women, and I won't shoot at you for the sake of being Haoyang's girlfriend...... Yes! Hahahaha! ”

Before he finished speaking, Simeng's magic grasp had already stretched out to his itchy flesh, up and down with his hands, attacking left and right, and his 1.74 meter boy really laughed like a child and couldn't help himself, hiding and shouting.

"Which of you betrayed me? Hahaha, don't scratch! I was wrong, wrong, hahaha......"