Father Guo narrowed his eyes, and his voice became dangerous: "What? Don't like the name Lao Tzu gave you? If you have the ability, don't be the son of Lao Tzu! ”

"I just feel that I'm a reader, I've grown up, a baby or something, it sounds like a child, it's too inconsistent with my identity. You can call it in private, I don't dislike this name, it's just outside, call me Guo Jia. ”

Guo's father wanted to say something, but was pulled by Guo Babao, "Dad, the topic is far away." ”

Guo's father reacted at this time, he originally wanted his old son to swear, but why was the topic taken away by the old son, and he almost forgot to force him to swear!

"I know you're clever, on purpose!" Father Guo stretched out his hand and grabbed Guo Shibao's ear, "Don't talk nonsense, swear immediately!" ”

Guo Shibao cried and frowned, tears were already brewing.

Always ready to cry.

I only heard Guo's father sneer: "You cry, even if you cry and die here today, you can't escape." ”

Guo Shibao: "......"

The tears were instantly choked back.

It's useless to cry, what tears are wasted.

Guo Shibao patted his father's hand pulling his ear, and said in a sullen voice: "Dad, you haven't made any effort, I know you are reluctant to start, forget it, you better let go." I don't embarrass you, I swear it, right? ”

Guo's father couldn't even hang up, so he listened to the fourth son's voice complaining: "It turns out that my father didn't work hard, hey, I can do it to me, I doubt that I am not biological." ”

Guo Babao echoed: "I was beaten when I was a child, but it hurt, and my father's strength was not merciful. ”

Guo's father: "......"

Guo's father, who was embarrassed and angry, slapped Guo Shibao hard, "Hurry up and swear, don't grind!" ”

Guo Shibao rubbed his shoulders and muttered: "Swear and swear, what to do with so much strength, have the strength to teach me, why don't you have the strength to help my mother work, save your strength to help my mother mop the floor." ”

"What are you muttering, swear quickly!" Guo's father raised his hand, and he was about to fight again.

Guo Shibao hurriedly made an oath: "I swear, today's matter, I will not deliberately say it, if I violate this oath, please forgive God, for the sake of my young age, let me die not too ugly, leave a whole corpse." He lowered his voice and whispered, "It would be better if you could raise your noble hand and let me die." ”

Guo's father's face was dark, and he didn't know when there was an extra rolling pin in his hand.

Guo Shibao glanced at it secretly, and hurriedly ran outside with oil on the soles of his feet: "The oath is over, I'll pick up my mother, why hasn't my mother come back yet, I'm leaving!" ”

Guo Sibao and Guo Babao held Guo Shibao alone, Guo Shibao's legs were in the air, and he wanted to cry without tears: "If you are not satisfied, just say it, I can't change it." Dad, the rolling pin is for rolling dough, you can't ...... Yes! ”

After an unceremonious stick education, Guo's father couldn't bear to see the tragic situation of his old son.

If it weren't for his old son who was too naughty, he wouldn't have been able to do it.

Guo Shibao cried and chirped: "I can't talk all the words as a man, I don't dare to swear, it's not that I want to say it, I'm afraid that I will accidentally say it." ”

"It's okay to talk about it!" Father Guo had a serious face, and the rolling pin in his hand slapped his palms one by one.

Guo Shibao hurriedly shouted: "I, Guo Shibao, swear, I will never say it, and if I say it, I will let God thunder five thunders, and I will not die well, and I will not leave a whole corpse!" It's poisonous enough, isn't it? ”

Guo's father gave Guo Sibao and Guo Shibao a look with satisfaction, the two let go, Guo Shibao lay on the ground, and sighed in his heart: I changed my name, God, I am Guo Jia, you can remember, I am not Guo Shibao anymore.