Probably at the beginning of the month, the bank self-service access machine in the school was much busier than before, and the queue was about to line up on the side of the road, and there was a familiar figure in this long line - the weasel's son Huang Mouse, who was also the young man last time.

"Mouse, you're here to get the money?" Suddenly, a middle-aged man with a flat head walked over and patted the yellow mouse on the shoulder and said.

Huang Mo looked at the middle-aged man, and a smile immediately appeared on his face. "No, I'm here to save money. Third uncle, why are you here? ”

"I'm here to get the money."

"Oh, then you can get in front of me, there are a lot of people behind me!" The yellow mouse was very polite to the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man smiled, but had no intention of cutting in line, "Mouse, how much money do you save?" ”

"A thousand dollars."

"Hey, that's a coincidence, I happened to take a thousand dollars." The middle-aged man showed a hint of surprise on his face.

"Where's the coincidence?" When the middle-aged man said this, the yellow mouse was puzzled. ，

"Look, you put the thousand dollars into this ATM, and I took the thousand dollars out of the ATM. Then don't you just give me the money, why bother saving it in and I'll take it out! We don't have to wait in line anymore! The middle-aged man said it with a high-sounding look.

"That's right! Why didn't I expect it, the third uncle is still smart, and I still have to learn a few more tricks from the third uncle in the future. When the yellow mouse heard the middle-aged man say this, his eyes suddenly lit up. So the yellow mouse immediately gave the money to the middle-aged man and walked away humming a little song.

"Alas...... If there were a few more idiots like this in the Celestial Empire, the standard of living of ordinary people would have surpassed that of American imperialism! The middle-aged man tapped the money in his hand, shook his head and sighed.

Suddenly, a hand slapped on the shoulder of the middle-aged man, and the middle-aged man was startled, and his hand shook and almost spilled the money. At first glance, it was the yellow mouse that folded back.

"Something is wrong, third uncle, I almost fell for you!" The yellow mouse touched his head and looked at the middle-aged man with a confused expression.

"What...... Something is wrong! The middle-aged man saw that he had been exposed, and his heart began to feel empty.

"Third uncle, you are withdrawing money across banks."

"What's wrong with interbank withdrawals?"

"Then there is a handling fee, hehe, third uncle, you still want to lie to me, in fact, I am much smarter than you think." The yellow mouse smiled evilly.

"And what do you mean?"

"Give me the fee, of course!" After speaking, the yellow mouse stretched out his hand.

The middle-aged man was stunned when he heard this, but he still touched his chest, which was considered a sigh of relief. So the middle-aged man took out ten yuan from his pocket and gave it to the yellow mouse, and the yellow mouse walked away with a smile.

Halfway through, Huang Mouse said to himself with the ten yuan in his pocket: "I saved a thousand yuan, and now there are ten more yuan in my pocket, don't you say that I earned ten yuan, the key is the third uncle's, go back and tell my father, my father must praise me." At this, the yellow mouse quickened his pace, and seemed to be eager to tell the weasel about it. But he accidentally bumped into Lu Zihao, who was going to class, and the yellow mouse quickly stopped and apologized, and ran away with a snort, it seems that he is not ordinary excited.

In fact, if life is compared to a tree, then it must be the same as a tree, with a trunk and branches, so that the branches can flourish. Therefore, there must be episodes in life.

"College Student Encyclopedia Knowledge Contest!" Lu Zihao and his entourage stopped in front of a propaganda board at the fork of the campus.

"I'm still playing this wine game when I'm a college student, I don't know if there are such boring people in our class to participate, Si Ye, have you go?" Lu Zihao put his hands in his trouser pockets, and made a joke with Ren Si beside him with a cool look.

"Hehe, I'm not that boring." Ren Si also smiled.

"Mu Han?"

"What do you say?" Xu Muhan asked rhetorically.

"Who's going to be an idiot!" After Lu Zihao finished speaking, the three of them laughed, and in this way, the three of them walked to the classroom with a smile along the way.

Why does the bell always play the role of a lifesaver, after a class, Zhou Dagang blew to the toilet with another gust of wind, of course, this time there were several more people, and they were all next to the fat man in the back row. These successive gusts of wind almost blew away the fat man behind him.

In the toilet, this time there is more than just the sound of dripping water from the faucet. However, there were still a few people standing in front of the urinal.

The men looked at each other for a moment......

"Dude, the Buddha can't go on like this, sooner or later we will be suffocated to death." Suddenly, a person spoke, and he was expressing everyone's thoughts at this time.

"Could it be that the Buddha you are talking about is the fat man sitting behind me?" Zhou Dagang finally felt much happier this time, and asked with a few shakes after he was done.

"What do you say? Isn't it like? The man turned to Zhou Dagang and asked.

Zhou Dagang remembered the appearance of the fat man sleeping behind him, and nodded: "It's quite similar to what you said, I don't know who gave him such talent?" ”

"Okay, now it's time to discuss the solution, not to study whether the name of the Buddha is figurative or not!" The person next to Zhou Dagang said.

So the people in front of the urinal began to discuss it, and everyone discussed it for a while, and finally when it was about to go to class, it was broken by one person and one word.

"Why don't we pool our money to buy a helmet for the Buddha, so that he can sleep without being disturbed by the outside world, and at the same time we can listen to the lecture quietly!"

This method really kills two birds with one stone, and everyone applauded, so everyone took out twenty yuan, but who will buy it? The fairest method – rock-paper-scissors.

A group of people took turns to duel, and in the end, only Zhou Dagang and the person who came up with the idea were left.

Before the duel between the two, the man whispered to Zhou Dagang: "Dude, I happened to go to the city to have something, I'll go, I'll go later, and I'll go out of the cloth, and you will come out of the scissors." After speaking, the man didn't forget to squeeze his eyes at Zhou Dagang.

As soon as the honest Zhou Dagang heard the truth and thought it was true, he took out the scissors, and the result was predictable, he was smashed by someone's fist.

While in the classroom at the same time, the squad leader walked in front of Lu Zihao, "Lu Zihao, tonight you and Xu Mengjie will go together to participate in the college student encyclopedia knowledge contest." ”

"What...... What the? Encyclopedia knowledge contest? Lu Zihao's eyes widened when he heard this, "Squad leader, are you mistaken, I'm just so bored that I won't participate in this thing if I count my eyebrows!" ”

"That's right! The school notice has come down" After the class leader finished speaking, he handed the notice paper to Lu Zihao, only to see that the word "Lu Zihao" was impressively displayed on the paper.

"Why don't I know when I sign up?" Lu Zihao was stunned this time, but immediately reacted, Lu Zihao turned around and clenched his fists at a group of boys in class five and shouted, "Which idiot helped me register my name!" ”

It was Brother Biao who did it, but Brother Biao would not admit it even if he was killed.

At this time, Fu Ruyan walked over.