Section 40 A Brief Biography of Dumb

Dumb took the qualification certificate, and then hurriedly ran back to the back street to sell soy sauce, it seems that Dumb's soy sauce shop business is good, the weasel led the yellow mouse to hand over the student card to Lu Zihao, "Since this person has such a powerful computer level, why is he just a soy sauce seller?" Lu Zihao took the student ID card and was a little puzzled by Dumb's situation.

The weasel smiled slightly, and said a little meaningfully: "Actually, people are not supposed to live how they should live, but how they live when they are happy, handsome guy, are you right?" Lu Zihao looked at the weasel and nodded slightly for a moment. Dumb back then was as handsome as you," the weasel lit a cigarette and slowly told Dumb's past......

It was also an era of looking up at the sky at 45 degrees, and it was also a season when flowers became poems. At that time, Dumb was not Dumb, and was often called Dumb. Dumb has a cool expression all day long, so much so that he pretends to be cool every day until his face cramps, of course, that kind of expression is a kind of coolness at a glance, and it will become a kind of sluggishness after watching it for a long time. Because of the cramps in his face to the point that he couldn't extricate himself, he finally fell into the sequelae, and he became the one he always looks like now.

Although Dumb has attracted the admiring eyes of many women, there has never been any woman in Dumb's eyes, no one knows what is in his head, and no one knows what is in his eyes, and he gives every girl the impression that he is cool except handsome. His melancholy eyes were always so deep, so deep that he could hit a tree every day when he walked.

Rumble! That day, Dumb hit the tree again, the leaves falling all over the sky constituted a beautiful poem against the backdrop of the handsome Dumb, a girl who admired him saw the Dumb who fell down and quickly ran over, the girl helped Dumb and said, "Dumb, are you okay" But Dumb coldly left the girl, and gently wiped the leaves off the body alone, that action caused a scream in the girl's heart, and then a falling dust flew into Dumb's eyes and shed tears. In order to maintain this original deep gaze, in order to maintain the image in front of the girl's eyes, Dumb did not rub the dust off his eyes, "You shed tears." The girl looked at Dumb blankly and said, Dumb was still maddeningly cool, and said coldly: "Women don't understand men's tears, just like the day doesn't understand the darkness of the night." As soon as Dumb finished speaking, he saw a lightning bolt fall from the sky, and after a loud bang, Dumb was split into what he is now. This illustrates a point......

"Don't stand under a tree when it's thundering!" The yellow mouse replied preemptively, and the weasel glared at the yellow mouse fiercely and ignored him and continued, "This just shows a truth, don't pretend to be forced if you have nothing to do, pretend to be struck by lightning!"

Lu Zihao sighed slightly after listening to Dumb's story, as if he felt sorry for Dumb, "Actually, you are also a great character, presumably your story is more exciting than Dumb, right?" Lu Zihao looked at the weasel carefully again and said to the weasel.

The weasel's face suddenly became a little less cunning, and a little sad look flowed, but it quickly disguised the past. "Children are just too young and have no experience, so don't treat me as a good person." The weasel said sinisterly. Lu Zihao didn't care, "I'm not interested in who you are, I'm just asking casually, what I care about is that Dumb will get the first place no matter what!" ”

The weasel looked relaxed, "Don't worry, I'm absolutely confident in Dumb!" When Lu Zihao heard the weasel say this, he said goodbye with peace of mind.

"Wait!" The weasel suddenly stopped Lu Zihao, stepped forward and handed Lu Zihao a card: "This is my business card, if you need help in the future, just contact me." Lu Zihao took the business card handed by the weasel, and when he looked at it, it was impressively printed: "Weasel, a conscientious businessman in the back street, the phone ......" Lu Zihao couldn't help but smile after reading it, and put the business card in any pocket, and walked away without heading.

"Dad, you rarely give people business cards, do you owe him a lot of money?" Huang Mouse looked at Lu Zihao's departing figure and said.

"If it had been more than 30 years ago, maybe I would have been friends with him." The weasel still ignored the mouse, and just muttered to himself.

The afternoon was a little less prosperous than the morning, after all, there were fewer classes in the afternoon. Therefore, many lazy insects complain about why they don't schedule their morning classes to the afternoon, so that they can sleep beautifully every day, especially the Buddha, who is extremely indignant at this kind of regulation, but the regulation is so unreasonable, what can you students do.

There is still a class in the afternoon of Class 5, although it is a soy sauce class, but there is no way to name this killer feature for it.

"Lu Zihao, I heard that you are chasing Xu Mengjie now, and you gave her a bag of milk in the morning." Brother Biao patted Lu Zihao's shoulder and said, "I said that you don't chase Su Xin's goddess, and you can't think about chasing Xu Mengjie." Lu Zihao was a little inexplicable when he heard it, remembering what Fu Ruyan said to him at noon, it seems that Fu Ruyan did not make it up, if Su Xin knew about it, would it cause a misunderstanding. Lu Zihao couldn't help but be shocked when he thought of this, turned to Brother Biao and asked, "Who is spreading rumors?" Isn't that the guy who claims to be a love saint? ”

"What? Someone else dares to call a love saint besides me, who is so shameless?" Unexpectedly, Brother Biao asked about Lu Zihaolai, and it seemed that Brother Biao cared very much about the honor of love saint.

"Yes, he's the student body president of our college, and he said he cooked for three years in high school with the love letters he received." Lu Zihao said seriously, and began to be empty. Brother Biao was suddenly extremely angry, "What, you can actually cook for three years!" What's so great about the president of the student union, is I handsome?"

"Not as handsome as me, what do you say?" Lu Zihao looked at Brother Biao and smiled slightly, "Then it's definitely not as handsome as me, I didn't expect this person to be so thick-skinned!" Brother Biao was very angry, Lu Zihao was overjoyed, it seemed that he had pulled Brother Biao into the same boat, "Now that love saint is still making rumors about me!"

"Why did he make rumors about you?" Brother Biao stared at the big eyes and asked, "Well, I stole the limelight from him in front of the girls in our class this morning!" Lu Zihao said without thinking. Brother Biao was a little glad when he heard this, and thought to himself: Fortunately, he didn't meet me in the morning, otherwise he wouldn't have stabbed me to death! ”

"Lu Zihao, can you come out for a while, I have something I want to tell you." Yes, Su Xin! Lu Zihao's heart trembled, he couldn't imagine that Su Xin would take the initiative to talk to him, so he nodded quickly.