Finally class.

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Is it that university teachers are all so virtuous, they only talk to themselves in class, and they don't even think about whether they exist in the hearts of students. In less than ten minutes, the atmosphere in the classroom was like a sprained foot - a broken ......

"Whew...... Hush...... Call...... Shh............h Hush...... Call...... Hush...... Shh......h

"Whew...... Hush...... Shh......h

After a while, Zhou Dagang covered his stomach, gritted his teeth, and his face was flushed.

"Huh......" forget it, it's already directly "shhh

"Shh......h Hush...... Shh......h

"Ahh Zhou Dagang lay on the table in pain, grabbed the corner of the table with one hand, and sweated profusely.

"Shh......h Hush...... "The fat man behind ...... seems to be unable to get along with Zhou Dagang, and he keeps booing.

At this time, Zhou Dagang was already running wild, and his eyes were about to protrude. The first time I went to class, this honest man definitely didn't dare to go to the toilet in class, hey, why is this week so hard.

"Shh......h Hush...... "The fat man behind ...... still shush, fat man, can you wake up, if you don't wake up, you will die!"

For the remaining minutes, Zhou Dagang was almost in a state of near death. A bell rang like a life-saving straw, scratching Zhou Dagang's feet, Zhou Dagang pulled it, and it turned out that he was still alive.

Sou! Zhou Dagang suddenly disappeared from his seat. A gust of wind woke up the fat man behind, and the fat man rubbed his eyes and said to himself, "Why is there another typhoon?" ”

In the toilet, there is a bang...... At this moment, Zhou Dagang floated to the sky, and his face of enjoyment replaced the desire just now.

"If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find ......" Brother Biao appeared in the toilet at some point, and sang in front of the mirror on the spot.

Click! Zhou Dagang pumped again, and in an instant, the toilet quieted down as if it was threatened by something.

"Hey, why can't you pee?" Zhou Dagang had doubts in his heart for a while, and pressed his little belly.

At this time, except for Zhou Dagang, the others also fixed there, turned their heads, and looked at Brother Biao expressionlessly. Brother Biao suddenly felt a group of people watching him, so he stopped.

"What are you looking at me, hurry up, I'm panicking!" Brother Biao said with a strange expression.

But a few minutes passed, only the water droplets on the faucet slipped quietly a few drops, everything else seemed to be frozen, those people still looked at Brother Biao, expressionless, Brother Biao was a little panicked, in order to break this sudden quiet, but also to stabilize his mentality, and then sang: "You will be surprised, you are the most depressed ...... in my heart"

Boom! The door of the urinal suddenly opened, startling Brother Biao. A senior shit halfway through, and his pants were not raised, so he ran out and knelt in front of Brother Biao with his bare buttocks, hugged Brother Biao's calves and cried:

"Big brother, you kill me, I just fell out of love last week, and my life is completely hopeless, and the singing of my eldest brother just now, I feel that even despair is meaningless, big brother! You can kill me directly, poof......" The senior blew his nose on Brother Biao's pants after speaking.

"I'll you."

Brother Biao hurriedly kicked him, and the senior was immediately kicked to the ground

"Disgusting pervert!" Brother Biao was inexplicable by the sudden senior's behavior, and was so frightened that he hurriedly ran out. happened to meet Lu Zihao, who was about to go to the toilet.

"Zihao, don't go, there's a pervert in the toilet!"

"Perverted?" Before Lu Zihao could finish asking, Lu Zihao was pulled upstairs by Brother Biao, "Let's go, take you to the dean's office, the toilet there is much higher." ”

Lu Zihao originally liked to have something new, and when he heard that there was a high-end toilet in the dean's office, of course he wanted to take a look.

As soon as I arrived at the door of the toilet, a bald man walked out of the toilet slowly with his waist propped up, and it was the dean who spoke at the opening ceremony. Lu Zihao recognized him at a glance, and secretly laughed in his heart that the bald man was embarrassed, he deserved retribution!

"Second Cai, do you have to go so far to go to the toilet?" At the last opening ceremony, Brother Biao's distraction was so serious that he didn't look at the dean's appearance squarely, and mistook the dean in front of him for Cai Lao Er at the stinky tofu stall in the back street.

Of course, the bald man didn't know what to do, and after looking at Brother Biao a few times, he didn't know what to say, so he ignored him and slowly leaned over.

"Huh? Odd? It seems that Cai's second head is not so bright. A light reflected from the bald man's head into Brother Biao's eyes, and Brother Biao said thoughtfully.

Sure enough, the toilet in the dean's office is very high-end, and the only fly in the ointment is that there is no mirror. Brother Biao, who wanted to look in the mirror, was a little lost, and suddenly Brother Biao's eyes lit up, and he ran out, tiptoed behind the bald man, and straightened the back of the bald man's shiny head.

After settling it, the two swaggered towards the classroom, but at the turn, Lu Zihao collided with a girl.

"I'm sorry!" Lu Zihao hurriedly apologized, this kind of thing a man must apologize to a woman, no matter who is right or wrong, this is the minimum demeanor that a man must have.

But when Lu Zihao saw it, it was Xu Mengjie who had damaged himself at the opening ceremony, and he suddenly regretted his bowels because of what he said just now.

"Handsome guy,"

"Huh?" Brother Biao replied beside him, Xu Mengjie glared at Brother Biao fiercely: "I didn't say you!" Brother Biao spread his hands and looked embarrassed.

Then he went on to say to Lu Zihao, "Please walk and look at your feet, don't go on a rampage with me!" After saying that, he didn't look at the two men and walked away.

"This beauty is so domineering!" Brother Biao saw Xu Mengjie walking away and said to himself.

"A woman is really a duplicitous thing." Lu Zihao shook his head and smiled. "Say I'm not as bald and handsome, but now it's really my idea to expose myself."

In fact, Xu Mengjie said to Lu Zihao that the handsome guy was just polite words, and Lu Zihao may not be impressed by Xu Mengjie at all now......

Lu Zihao, who is self-proclaimed amorous, hey......

Another bell rang, like a whip, and people pulled their legs and ran to the classroom.

At this time, in the toilet, it was as quiet as taking a nap.

Next to the urinal, there was a row of men, still maintaining the same movement, still only the sound of dripping water from the faucet, and a row of boys, including Zhou Dagang, looked at each other and looked at each other. And the senior on the ground was still lying there sobbing, revealing half of his white ass......