Chapter 178: I Have a Horror Story Here
It's a vow. Then I changed my mind. The woman knocked out his teeth, washed them, sharpened them, and strung them into bracelets and sold them. ”
Bai Che: "It doesn't seem scary. ”
Honeysuckle continues: "Within a year, the woman sold twenty of these bracelets. ”
Isn't that scary?
Twenty strings of bracelets.
Ten negative people.
She wounded ten people.
Are you afraid?
Bai Che: "Why did you suddenly say this?" ”
Honeysuckle smiled and threatened him, and said word by word: "If you fail me in the future, I will do the same." ”
Bai Che: "......"
!!!
Is.
What are you thinking?
He reached out and patted her on the head, "How can you do this?" If I really failed you, why would you have trouble with my teeth? Directly ruined me, isn't it more relieving. ”
Honeysuckle: "......"
Don't make a fuss.
My brain can still ruin you.
At best, I've played myself badly.
Honeysuckle opening.
"I'm stupid."
"I'm stupid."
"I won't."
Bai Che: "I'll teach you." ”
A flash of shock flashed in Honeysuckle's dark eyes: "You're too self-conscious." Take the initiative to help others harm yourself! ”
Bai Che: "That's right. ”
Honeysuckle: "...... I was wrong. I was going to tell a horror story to scare you, but I didn't expect it to scare you at all. I don't want to learn how to destroy you, so you might as well teach me how to practice calligraphy. ”
Bai Che: "Okay. ”
After a while.
Honeysuckle: "Nerd, how long do you think it will be before my words look as good as yours?" ”
Bai Che looked at her hand holding the pen, and then at her inkblot messy words: "Ten years." ”
Honeysuckle: "......"
Decade!
Oh my God.
It's been too long.
It's hard!
Honeysuckle: "I suspect you're deliberately hitting me!" ”
Bai Che: "There is no shortcut to this. ”
After a while.
Honeysuckle poked Bai Che with the other end of the brush: "Is my painting good?" Bai Che saw such a painting for the first time, the lines were simple and very cute: "You painted this pig?" ”
"Uh-huh."
This is a stick figure she created.
It's simple and good-looking.
Bai Che felt the novelty and watched it for a long time.
Honeysuckle: "Am I great?" ”
Bai Che: "Hmm. ”
Honeysuckle found paint and painted her little piggy, and before long, a little red pig jumped onto the paper. Bai Che looked bright red at first glance: "This pig represents yourself?" ”
Honeysuckle: "......"
!!!
What are you talking about?
How could I possibly use a pig to refer to myself?
Honeysuckle: "No, it's you. ”
It was Bai Che's turn to be silent.
Honeysuckle continued to paint, and after a while, two little figures were drawn. Honeysuckle dried the ink and pointed with her finger: "The one on the left is you, and the one on the right is me." ”
Between the two little people, there is a heart.
Bai Che: "This heart represents love? ”
Honeysuckle: "Uh-huh. ”
He continued to conduct official business.
She continued to paint.
When it was almost time to eat, Honeysuckle poked Bai Che with the barrel of her pen: "Nerd, I'm hungry." I'm hungry and want to bite you. Don't be busy. Let's go eat. ”
Bai Che: "Okay. ”
This time it was a meal for the whole family. Honeysuckle and Niang, as well as Bai Che ate on the table. Zhang Yi eats in bed. During the meal, Zhang Yi asked about honeysuckle: "Have you gone out to make trouble in the past two days?" ”
Honeysuckle: "No, no, no. “
Honeysuckle: "I'm practicing calligraphy." ”
Zhang Yi: "What are you stimulated?" ”
Have you started practicing calligraphy?
This is not normal!
Honeysuckle took time out of her busy schedule and gave her father a big look: "If I am not stimulated, I can't practice calligraphy well?" I've been diligent lately, and I've been practicing calligraphy all day, so I don't believe you ask Bai Che. ”
Zhang Yi: "Good son-in-law, is that so?" ”
Bai Che: "Yes. ”
What else could he say?
Father-in-law is important.
A daughter-in-law is very important.
If you have to lie, of course, you will follow the words of your daughter-in-law.