The first month of college was really fun.

There are guns everywhere.

The calculus teacher, who was still charming, was writing in front of the blackboard, and with a 'snap', a sand eagle fell from between his legs to the ground.

On the volleyball court, the physical education teacher turned a flying buckle, and a switchblade popped out from between the pectoralis major muscles, just inserted between Qin Mo's legs...

on the sand.

The teacher of the thought class solemnly told how the ancestors armed themselves with doctrine and destroyed the enemy with ideas, and opened the book as he spoke, inadvertently revealing the old antique Mauser in the pages.

Hey, it's really a power out of the barrel of a gun.

What's even more disgusting is that no one in the class screamed.

"What's the matter, there's no real classmate in the class, it's too much, those fake teachers are too, they can't even hide their guns, and the agents of the Freemasons are at this level?"

Qin Mo said as he threw the basketball in his hand, and the basketball flew towards the basket along the picturesque arc...

Three do not stick.

"None of those teachers are Tongmasons, after all, not all of them are insured." Zhong Sen said with a smile.

He is now a basketball coach, wearing a red tracksuit and a decent whistle on his chest.

"They are seconded from the Ministry of National Defense of China by me, they are all my comrades-in-arms when they were soldiers in the past, some went to the special forces after retiring from the army, and some went to criminal investigation or anti-crime like me, let me tell you, I dare to entrust my son to them, of course, they do a general job of hiding their identities."

"And what about my cute classmates?"

"Like Lilith, they were trained by the Ink Boy Project, and Lilith said she dared to entrust her cosmetics to them."

"The Ink Boy Project?"

"Yes, I only know the name of this thing, but judging from the origins and words and deeds of Lilith and your classmates, it should be the Tongmasons plan to adopt orphans and cultivate the elite of the organization."

Zhong Sen lowered his voice and continued: "Don't look at Lilith's girlish aura of the times, once you pull out the gun, you will be scared out of your eyes." ”

Qin Mo suddenly felt that he had fallen into a weak position in the fake couple relationship with Lilith, and in the future, he would only have to cook rice and mop the floor, kneel durian and eat a washboard.

"Also, don't be too discouraged, the real students are in the background check and will report soon." Zhong Sen comforted, "We can't rule out that the plan to assassinate a few of you Qin Mo started ten years ago or even earlier, so the identities of these classmates must be carefully checked. ”

That's the only consolation.

Lilith would come to Qin Mo almost every time after class, and she also enthusiastically ran around the campus with his arm, except for the agents of the same department, the other male classmates were eager to open their eyes and let Qin Mo see his old man.

"You don't have to do a full set of plays, it's no wonder it's uncomfortable." Qin Mo pulled his hand out of Lilith's arm for the nineteenth time.

Lilith looked at Qin Mo curiously: "Strange, the report didn't say that you have some obstacles." ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"Wait a minute, I'll show you."

Lilith casually walked up to a second-year teenager who was squatting on the ground and his glasses were thicker than the sky, stroked her blonde hair and said, "Hey, am I beautiful?" ”

The face of the second middle school boy was about to melt, and he kept saying beauty with his tongue, and the color of his crotch was getting darker and darker, not necessarily due to sweating.

"So, would you like to be my boyfriend?"

"Yes, yes, yes, willing!"

The secondary two teenager was eager to run home to get the household registration book.

Lilith's face darkened, and she turned to Qin Mo and said, "Honey, I understand, normal people look like this when they see me, let's talk about it, where are you abnormal, or...

Who is she? ”

The people around were shocked, this dog was like a beautiful woman chasing after her, and there were still others in her heart!

Oh my God, where is the thunder recharge window?

Qin Mo's face turned red, and a two-dimensional Lori in a maid costume came to mind.

And that poignant smile.

And that goodbye...

"You can't take care of it!"

Qin Mo defended desperately, "It's none of your business, you can't take care of it, there's a kind of check, aren't you awesome." ”

Lilith pursed her lips and shook her head away.

Hey, the first couple had a fight.

Then, take an elective modern philosophy class.

There are a lot more people who come to listen to the class, and all of them have the unique two-handed expression that engineering college students should have, and it seems that many real students have passed the background check to register.

Qin Mo sat in the pile of real students without thinking about it, and he could finally enjoy the feeling of being surrounded by real two.

Electives, you know, teachers and students don't take it seriously, don't be too arrogant, just mix it up...

Ass.

When the time came, the teacher walked up to the podium amid the noise.

He wears a beige retro dress, with a slender figure, and his temples are frosted but not old at all, but gives people the impression of a Confucian scholar.

With a sharp sweep, the noise calmed down.

The waist is not bulging, and there are no books on the table, so I can't be a real teacher.

Qin Mo's back straightened, ready to meet the real campus classroom.

"Hello everyone, my name is Haosheng, and I am a new teacher of the history of modern philosophy, well, I haven't been on the podium for thirty years, and I miss it very much."

Haosheng bowed deeply, and somehow, the students in the audience applauded.

"Okay, in class, years of teaching experience have taught me that there are only a few things in everyone's mind, signing in, sleeping, leaving class, cheating on exams, getting credits, oyes!"

Laugh.

"Don't worry, I'll grant your wishes, provided you can answer my questions."

Haosheng turned around and wrote a big 'cause' on the left side of the blackboard with chalk, and a big 'effect' on the right side.

Causally!

"You, tell me, first there is a cause, or first there is an effect?"

The explosive head in the corner was startled by Haosheng's intimidating tone, and only said timidly after a while: "Of course, it's the first cause?" ”

"Well, that's a good answer! Go to the playground and run fifteen laps, that one, help me supervise! ”

"Yes!"

A fake student stood up and saluted, then walked out with the blast head pressed down.

Yes, it's a fake teacher again.

"You, answer me, first cause or first effect?"

"That's the first fruit." The handsome little guy in the second row shrugged his shoulders.

"Well, that's a good answer, you go to the playground to find someone to confess, the confession object is both male and female, but the weight must be more than one hundred and eighty pounds, and after the confession is successful, you must have a serious relationship for a month, who is that, help me supervise."

"Yes!"

"You, answer me!"

"I'm me, I'm not knowing!"

"Well, that's a good answer, you go to the toilet, you are not allowed to use any tools, that one, overseer."

Qin Mo swallowed violently, he found that this Haosheng teacher was specifically looking for real students to ask questions, and he was specifically looking for fake students to supervise.

So what kind of category does he Qin Mo belong to?

It's better to prepare for a rainy day.

Qin Mo took out the matte notebook from his school bag.