Chapter 27: Bathroom Coexistence

"It's too crowded here, I'll bring it over and eat it."

It's just that her hand hasn't touched the casserole yet, and she was grabbed by Zhan Haoyang like lightning, maybe she really didn't expect Simeng to do this, and the chopsticks that Zhan Haoyang didn't have time to put down fell to the ground.

He swallowed the food in his mouth and shouted a loud reprimand: "Idiot, you are crazy, this will burn, you know?" ”

"Right...... I'm sorry. Simeng was frightened by him, and he didn't understand why he apologized, Zhan Haoyang let go of his hand when he saw her like this, and changed his chopsticks to continue eating.

And the coldness and residual pain left on her wrist made Simeng's ears hot, and she forgot her eagerness to leave for a while, and even Haiyan brought her a stool for her to sit down here, she didn't object anymore.

This is Simeng's most unsavory meal, and she has been eating with her head buried in her head throughout the whole process, and she can't listen to the conversation of others at all, for fear that she will bump into Zhan Haoyang's side face when she looks up, and she will be embarrassed to be discovered.

She didn't put down her chopsticks until she ate and wiped the bowl, and when she raised her head, she looked at her strangely, including Zhan Haoyang beside her, and actually thoughtfully handed her a napkin.

"Thank you." Simeng took it and wiped his mouth, and a shocking piece of chili oil was printed on the paper.

"Huh! Girls can eat so many chili peppers. Zheng Jiajia spoke first, looking at it for a long time.

"I'm used to eating in my hometown." Simeng embarrassedly pulled out another piece of paper and wiped it again.

She felt that it was not the problem of eating chili peppers, but that she ate so disregarding her image in front of Zhan Haoyang, looking at the bottom of her smooth bowl, she really hated that she didn't leave a mouthful of soup, such as Zheng Jiajia's casserole, there are still some green vegetables and rice noodles left, so as to reflect the girl's small appetite and reserve.

"It is said that people who love chili peppers have a short temper and will become femme fatale, so you should eat less in the future." Zheng Jiajia rarely gave a "kind" suggestion, Simeng was very flattered, and showed surprise at Zheng Jiajia's suggestion with a rich expression, as well as fear of "femme fatale", and then nodded seriously and said, "Okay, try not to eat it in the future." ”

Zheng Jiajia sneered, others also laughed, and Zhang Bochao slapped his thigh with laughter: "Haha, I finally understand why Haoyang has been at the same table with her for so long." ”

Haiyan shook his head helplessly and said, "Simeng, you really don't distinguish between good and bad words, don't listen to her blind BB." ”

Simeng had no choice but to cast his innocent eyes on Zhan Haoyang, only to see that he was also smiling, only to know that he had been fooled, and after being ashamed, he pulled up Haiyan and left, and went out to give the cashier fifteen yuan on the counter.

"Don't mind, there's a squad leader here, don't pit for nothing." Haiyan helped Simeng recover the money, and by the way, she took two more grilled sausages, it seems that the pit Zhan Haoyang has made her appetite greater.

It turns out that Simeng's stomach is also overpropped, in order to cover up her nervousness, she has been eating and eating, resulting in indigestion of food in the afternoon, and because she doesn't know how to eat and put too many chili peppers, she will soon be repaid on her stomach, and she tossed for a long time during the lunch break before falling asleep, and soon woke up with stomach pain.

Zhan Haoyang was already sitting in his seat, and when he saw Simeng's face sweating, he asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"My stomach hurts, have you already rang the bell?" Simeng* asked.

"Well, it can't be chili poisoning, right?" Zhan Haoyang said with a smile, the face that was more serious than listening to the class when she nodded at noon, every time he thought about it, he couldn't help laughing, seeing that she had no heart to joke, his face was slightly straight, and he asked, "It hurts so much?" I'll take you to the infirmary. ”

"No, no, just go to the bathroom." Simeng clutched his stomach in pain, and he didn't care about going to class soon, so he hurriedly ran to the bathroom, and sure enough, before it was convenient, the class bell rang.

Generally speaking, this is nothing, and reasonable teachers who are late for class do not make it difficult for students, but this time it is not good that Simeng happened to bump into the first class of a strict math teacher.

How strict is this math teacher?

Punishment for speaking in class, sleeping, distraction punishment, homework is not handed in to make up for ten more questions, failing the exam to write an extra set of math papers every week, even if you answer questions incorrectly in class, you will be criticized, not to mention being late for class, that is to be punished for standing at the back of the classroom to listen to the class.

Although Hongyao High School is one of the few schools that strictly implements the national quality education system, and even all kinds of make-up classes are canceled sooner or later, it is precisely because of this that in order to ensure the quality of students' learning, the school also chooses to turn a blind eye to teaching methods like their mathematics teachers.

So when Simeng went through the punishment regulations in his mind, he was already crawling with desperate sweat on his body.

Yes, she could have asked the math teacher's forgiveness for the reason that she was really forced to eat bad things and had a stomachache, but unfortunately the bad excuse of stomach ache has been used by countless late students, so that the teacher has clearly stipulated that if you use a bad excuse like a stomachache to explain that you are late, you will be directly punished by squatting in the corner of the back of the classroom.

So Simeng can only think about whether to use absenteeism to escape today's punishment, after all, it is a shame to stand in the back of the classroom, and he has to be scolded and punished in front of Zhan Haoyang, how can his self-esteem be bearable?

The last time she was punished for standing once, Zhan Haoyang gloated for a week when she looked at her, she didn't want this kind of thing to happen again, people also have self-esteem, right? Even if the teacher finds out that he is absent from class, he will be fined ten papers, which is better than this.

As soon as he gritted his teeth and made a decision, Simeng sat on the toilet seat and waited for the forty-five minutes to pass.

I used to think that a class was the longest in English class, but I didn't expect it to be even more painful to sit on the toilet in a single room, at least there was a pleasing handsome guy around me in English class to appreciate it boringly, and at this time she could only stare at the cubicle and count the plank lines.

"Is there anyone in there?" A male voice suddenly sounded, disrupting Simeng's thoughts.

The men's and women's toilets are adjacent, so it's not strange that there are male voices, it's strange why he asked if there was anyone, wouldn't it be better to go in directly? Simeng's boring conjecture.

"Idiot! Did you fall in? ”

It's Zhan Haoyang's voice!

Simeng was so frightened that his jaw-dragging arm slid off his leg and almost fell to the ground! She immediately jumped up from the toilet and wanted to open her mouth to refute, but then she thought about how to explain to him if she went out like this? The reason why you stay in the toilet for so long and don't go out......

Said that he was afraid of being scolded and punished in front of him?

What is this? Who is he mine?

Stomach ache, diarrhea?

Do you have a belly that pulls half a class?

So how do you stay in the toilet for so long? What do you do in the toilet?

Constipation?

NO!NO!

What to do? What to do?

Or just keep silent and pretend not to be here, he won't go into the women's bathroom, right? When class ends, there are too many people, so he can't stay at the door of the women's toilet, right? Then I took the opportunity to go back to the classroom.

Well, that's all! Simeng took a deep breath and sat back down on the toilet.

"Hey! Yu Simeng, are you in it? No one I'm in! ”

A footstep really entered the women's toilet, at first there was some hesitation, walked a few steps and stopped, but soon stepped into it firmly, and knocked on the door of the cubicle one by one, and the sound slowly approached the cubicle where Simeng was.

"Zhan Haoyang, you are a pervert!" Simeng finally couldn't hold back the fear in her heart and shouted, and she could feel the hairs all over her body stand upside down.

"Who told you not to speak." The voice still seemed very reasonable, and a shadow was quickly blocked out of Simeng's cubicle.

Simeng had no choice but to open the door, his face flushed and about to ooze blood.

"You actually ran into the women's bathroom?"

"There's no one here." Zhan Haoyang said it was very reasonable, but the red shadow on his face still betrayed him. "Why have you been in the toilet for so long? I thought you were really poisoned! Idiot! Zhan Haoyang also raised his voice.

"I don't want to be punished, that old man has a weird temper!"

"I think it's you who is to blame, hiding in the toilet to avoid being punished!" Zhan Haoyang couldn't help but knock Simeng's forehead hard, her face turned pale in pain before she went back to the toilet, and she didn't go back after half a class, he was really worried that she would faint into the toilet, but the fact was that she was hiding here in good spirits to escape punishment, what kind of logic is this?

"You're not the same, as a boy, you actually ran to the women's bathroom and knocked on the door, what if someone was inside?" Simeng rubbed the sore spot unconvinced.

"You think they're all idiots like you, if they really have, you can only blame her for being dumb."

"Who do you say is dumb?"

The two of them stood in the women's toilet and quarreled loudly in their faces, until they were both red-faced and thick-necked, and then they stopped.

When I was quiet, I heard the laughter of two girls, who seemed to be coming to the toilet, and the eyes of the two people looked at each other with panic.

Simeng's brain was so nervous that he short-circuited for a while, pulled Zhan Haoyang into the compartment behind him, and locked the door neatly.

"Hey!" Zhan Haoyang wanted to resist, but listening to the voices of the two girls, he had already entered the toilet, so he had to keep quiet.

"Alas, his lectures always make people want to go to the toilet, it's really boring."

"Hehe, don't say that, it's not easy for a teacher, maybe you still miss him after the college entrance examination."

"How is it possible, this high school, I won't be nostalgic for anyone except the school grass."

"Look at you nymphomaniac, what about me, heavy color and light friend!"

"Haha, with you and you, if I marry Xiaocao, I will definitely be the first to call you a bridesmaid."

"Stinky beauty, I daydream all day long, but if I marry Xiaocao, I will definitely invite all the girls in the class to be bridesmaids, and I will be angry with you! Ha ha! ”

"You bad girl!"

The laughter and slapstick of the two girls were all outside the door, Simeng didn't dare to breathe and Zhan Haoyang hid in the compartment, the compartment was very small, and the two of them were close to the door sideways in order to avoid the toilet, standing face to face, almost snorting at each other, and suddenly looking like a couple hugging each other.

The two looked at each other, and both looked to the side with red faces.

Simeng lowered his head and could hear the restless voice of an organ in his body, as well as ...... Zhan Haoyang's tight breathing, one by one, touched her heartbeat, in order not to let her heart collapse, she could only let herself be distracted to listen to the conversation outside the door, when she heard the girl dreaming of marrying Zhan Haoyang, she laughed softly.

"What are you laughing at?" After the two girls left, Zhan Haoyang asked softly, as if he was still worried about being heard.

"So many girls look at you every day and drool, and they fantasize about marrying you every day, don't you think you are now the invisible husband of many girls?" Simeng laughed at Zhan Haoyang, who was used by the girls in the school to dream.

"Have you ever fantasized like that?" Zhan Haoyang asked, looking a little embarrassed, but he seemed to be very serious in his eyes.