"Hurry up, take the photo early while there are not many people in the morning!" Lin Youran knocked on the door outside.

"Got it!" Su Mo took a deep breath, put on his skirt, looked at himself in the mirror with disgust, and then put on a hairnet to put on his own makeup.

He used to go to comic cons when he cos, but he didn't wear women's clothes. But fortunately, he has experience in applying makeup to women's clothing bosses, in fact, men and women are similar, and they are still more skilled at the moment.

In fact, women's clothing is not all without benefits, if you can hide it from Yin Linlang, then you can avoid a Shura field.

Before Su Yueshu's sister-in-law shouted, Yin Linlang knew that Lin Youran and Su Mo had a close relationship, so Su Mo didn't want to face the two of them at the same time.

In fact, Su Mo knew that this was something he had to face sooner or later, but before he had to face it, he still wanted to be a turtle with a shrunken head for a while.

Su Mo carefully put on his own makeup, he was a delicate and handsome type, so it was quite easy to draw makeup.

Women have liked to put on makeup for themselves since primitive society, because there is no one in ten thousand who are naturally beautiful, and makeup is the only means for ordinary people to catch up with those who are naturally beautiful.

He is a first-class makeup father, and what he does is to turn decay into magical work.

Half an hour later, Su Mo looked at his delicate makeup in the mirror, and felt that even if his parents were resurrected, he should not be able to recognize himself.

Su Mo put on a collar to block the Adam's apple, then put on a wig and put on a thickened bare-legged artifact, completely covering up the male characteristics.

"Wow, are men already more beautiful than women in this era......" Lin Youran commented around Su Mo and sighed, "You are much more beautiful than those women's clothing bigwigs on the Internet!" ”

"Thanks for the compliment." Su Mo was expressionless, he couldn't see happiness, he knew that Lin Youran was just playing tricks on him.

"It's decided, you're called Taimeow-chan!" Lin Youran snapped his fingers, quite complacent. After pacing two steps, his eyes rolled, and he suddenly lifted Su Mo's skirt and showed a strange smile, "Let me see what's inside you!" ”

"Hey!" Su Mo hurriedly covered her skirt, but it was already too late.

"Why are you still in those boxer ......" Lin Youran frowned dissatisfiedly, "Didn't I get you the blue and white ones?" Why didn't you change it, and what if someone sees it exposed! ”

"This isn't Schrödinger's cat! Even if I'm wearing a blue and white bowl, the moment I see my underwear, it's exposed! Does it make a difference what you wear? ”

"Cut ......" Lin Youran smacked dissatisfiedly, obviously annoyed why Su Mo was so witty, "By the way, don't talk for a while, as soon as you speak, you will be exposed." ”

Su Mo was silent for a moment, poured himself a glass of water, and moistened his throat: "Ahhh

Lin Youran was stunned for a moment, and then listened to Su Mo's voice gradually becoming neutral, and then completely turned into a female voice.

"My name is Tai Meow, please take care of me." Su Mo imitated Su Lishi, tilted his head and smiled.

“…… Big brother, it's amazing! Lin Youran applauded vigorously.

"When I used to play online games, I cheated a lot of equipment in the guild." Su Mo's face was light, "At that time, I was still Lolita." ”

"I haven't played an online game, but you're still amazing." Lin Youran gave a thumbs up, his face was salty and wet, "Then let's go down, you may still be able to see your school flower's underwear today, aren't you looking forward to it?" ”

"It's not like I haven't seen it." Su Mo's face turned to the side and said lightly.

"Huh?"

Su Mo pouted: "In the summer, the white school uniform is very transparent...... I've seen most of the girls in the class. ”

Lin Youran looked disgusted: "It turns out that you boys can really peek, disgusting!" ”

"It's not a peek, it's a bright and bright light, is it possible that we have to cover our eyes in class every day!" Su Mo hurriedly proved to his male compatriots that he was absolutely clear on the outside and inside, without a trace of impure thoughts, and I believe that everyone who is reading it is the same.

"Then why are you so excited? The face was red. Lin Youran sneered,

"It's hot...... The temperature has risen so fast lately that I was still wearing a down jacket at this time of the year before last...... Oh, damn Trump, it was definitely his withdrawal from the Paris climate agreement! Su Mo angrily condemned the president of the United States on the other side of the ocean.

"Ahh At this moment, he was in a private course in Virginia, and Trump, who was swinging a golf club, suddenly sneezed.

"Damn, someone is speaking ill of me! Definitely that nasty group of third-rate politicians in Europe! Trump put down his cue and cursed, angrily pulled out his phone and began to tweet, announcing that in order to make America great again, additional tariffs on $11 billion worth of EU products were imminent.

……

Back on the other side of the world, Lin Youran was about to say something more, when suddenly his mobile phone rang. She glanced down and picked up the phone, her face changing slightly.

Su Mo said curiously: "What's wrong?" ”

"Someone is doing something on the first floor!" Lin Youran's face was cold, he strode out of the door, took the elevator downstairs, and Su Mo followed.

When the two came to the first floor, they saw a middle-aged woman roaring in the café, and a boy standing behind her, with his head bowed and not daring to speak. The assistant manager, Honda, looked grim on the side.

"What kind of shop are you, you are harming people! Excuse me, it's really too much, what are you doing in this store, my son's grades in every subject are only that average score, he's only in the second year of junior high school now, what do you call my son, he's not in high school yet...... You've killed my son! The woman grabbed the boy's arm and screamed so hard that at last tears flowed out of her eyes.

Although it was not yet noon, there were quite a few customers in the café, and they looked at the woman's tears, unable to understand her sadness at all, but felt a little noisy.

And your own son is not well educated, so why blame someone else's store, which has only been open for a week.

In the corner, Su Mo and Lin Youran both felt very funny, Su Mo was about to stand up, but Lin Youran grabbed him, with a lively face: "Look at it, Xiao Tou's mouth is very poisonous." ”

"You're really none of your business." The corners of Su Mo's mouth glanced at Lin Youran, and Lin Youran continued to watch.

Honda took a deep breath: "This guest, please keep ...... in the store"

"Who is the store manager, hurry up and come out of your store manager, if you don't come out again, I'll go to the police......" The middle-aged woman interrupted Honda Toru without hesitation, turned around and scolded the maids in the store in pain, "I said you guys, you guys dress up every day to seduce men, what's the difference between them and the roadside lady, this will kill you sooner or later!" ”

“…… This is still demonic, so if the second floor is opened, won't she be so angry that she will die on the spot? Su Mo wanted to cover his face, but when he thought of the expensive cosmetics on his face, he put his hand down again.

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