Volume 1: Strangers return to their hometowns, and the city is rising! Chapter 41: It's time for the salted fish to turn over
"Are you me?"
Zuo Zheng replied to the shadow's words, pointed at himself, obviously surprised, and confirmed to him.
The shadow didn't speak, didn't move, just nodded.
Seeing the shadow nodding, Zuo Yan was even more confused. "Why are you me, am you mistaken?"
Seeing Zuo Yan's obvious disbelief, the shadow seemed to be afraid that Zuo Yan would not be able to see clearly, so he retreated to a place about a meter away from him.
Then, he twisted in front of Zuo Yan's eyes. first became the same body shape as Zuo Yan, then the body type, and then Zuo Yan's fat face.
Zuo Yan opened his eyes wide, looking at the guy in front of him who was the same as himself, and he couldn't say a word in surprise.
He subconsciously pinched his thigh, trying to make sure he wasn't dreaming.
"Oh, it doesn't hurt! I must be dreaming!"
Zuo Yan suddenly realized that he had obviously gone home just now, but now he suddenly appeared here, wasn't it a dream?
Thinking of this, he was suddenly not afraid. "Made, in my own dreams can I still make you a scourge?"
However, the shadow didn't care what Zuo Yan was thinking, and after maintaining Zuo Yan's appearance for about a minute.
His figure twisted violently again, after a moment of illusion. The shadow's figure has changed back to the physique of a normal person, although the body is slightly thin, but it is much more pleasing to the eye than Zuo Yan's current fat pig.
After his body recovered, the facial features carved out of the same mold as Zuo Yan also changed dramatically after a period of illusory.
After a burst of colorful streamers, the shadow suddenly turned into a handsome man dressed in a Hanfu dragon robe, wearing a black and gold crown, and sword eyebrows.
On his knife-like face, a pair of Danfeng eyes that seem to be able to devour people's hearts, coupled with his straight nose bridge that looks like a warm short flute, plus the skin that makes women jealous.
Regardless of the aesthetic point of view, he is the final form of human evolution.
Especially at this moment, when the clouds are covered with fog, he looks more and more extraordinary, like a fairy.
"Hold the grass, where the did this sissy come from?"
Yes, in front of him in the real world, he is definitely a man at the level of a male god in ancient costumes, and he has become a sissy in Zuo Yan's mouth.
If you want to say that Zuo Yan has never fantasized about how handsome he looks in private, it is impossible.
After all, who doesn't want to be able to eat with their faces, and they can easily get a group of little fans when they go out.
But you have to say that this guy in front of you is him, what kind of international jokes. It's not like a joke about the old sow going to the tree.
What does Zuo Yan look like, he can't count it in his own heart.
So when the shadow pointed at him and then at him, Zuo Yan didn't even think about it and took this as the shadow's mockery of him.
And since Zuo Yan knew that he was in his own dream, he was a little drifting unconsciously.
So he even scolded "bullshit" and "sissy", why? Because he felt that in his dreams, he could still let others bully him?
Then he spat at the shadow man and scolded: "The stinky girl cannon is very bad, I believe you are a ghost!"
Then he didn't even think about it, and kicked at the shadow man in front of him. In his imagination, if this kick doesn't kick this sissy away, it can also make him fall into the mud.
Whoever let him dare to pretend to be forced in front of him, Zuo Yan doesn't clean him up, and he is sorry for the people who were harmed by him.
But what happened next didn't go the way he thought. Originally, Zuo Yan thought that he could kick a porcelain foot, but he went directly through the shadow man.
In this way, our Zuo Yan is tragic, and he directly came to a real one-word horse.
You must know that he is a big fat man of about 200 pounds. It's not a dancer, not even a normal person's physique.
Normal people want to split a fork, but they don't want it, don't want it, don't say that he is such a big fat man.
"Ahh
So in this grove, Zuo Yan's pig-like wail was heard.
Zuo Yan, who was motionless, finally withdrew his split foot. Now he is covering his crotch, rolling on the ground, and his face is pale.
When Zuo Yan was almost rolling, the shadow man walked slowly in front of Zuo Yan, whose lips were white.
He said, "You think this is in your dream, and you are going to heaven?"
Zuo Yan on the ground heard the shadow man speak, and immediately stopped rolling, and lay on the ground motionless and began to pretend to be dead.
Seeing that he didn't speak, the shadow man continued: "You actually tried to kick Emperor Ben, you are really the most daring mortal Emperor I have ever seen in these tens of thousands of years!"
Seeing that Zuo Yan still didn't speak, the shadow man squatted down, picked up the white jade beads in front of him and smiled at Zuo Yan on the ground.
"Yo, you're going to play dead?"
"Okay, don't talk and pretend to be dead, right? I'll let you try the real taste of death!"
As he spoke, he pinched the handprint with his right hand in front of Zuo Yan, and then a burst of illusory brilliance slowly emerged from his hand.
Zuo Yan on the ground caught a glimpse of this scene, and hurriedly sat up and said hurriedly: "No, no, no, no, no,
As if that wasn't enough, he added, "Oh no, ancestor, I was wrong, you have a lot of don't worry about me as a mortal, don't you?"
Hearing him say this, the shadow man stopped moving his hands.
Then in Zuo Yan's eyes on the ground, most of the runes had already formed on the shadow man's hand, which gradually dissipated as he stopped moving.
"Whew!"
Zuo Yan's heart was hanging, so he let it go. He wiped the sweat from his forehead and exhaled heavily.
Although he didn't know what death was like, he didn't have to think about it to know that it wasn't a comfortable feeling.
"You didn't believe Ben Di's words just now?" Seeing that he didn't pretend to be dead, the shadow man asked Zuo Yan, who was sitting on the ground.
By this time, Zuo Yan noticed the strangeness of his diction. didn't immediately open his mouth to reply, and replied to the underworld, "Bendi, isn't this girl sick?"
He looked the shadow man up and down, and Zuo Yan had to admit that the shadow man in front of him was wearing this clothes, which was indeed quite like that.
"But what age is this now, and he is still called the king and the emperor. Isn't there something wrong with her brain?"
Before Zuo Yan's belly was blackened, he was interrupted by the shadow man.
"Bendi has a good brain, so I won't bother you, but I'm handsome!" The shadow man seemed to know what Zuo Yan was thinking, and said slowly.
"Uh......!"
Zuo Yan didn't expect him to know what he was thinking in his heart, and he was stunned for a moment, unable to say a word.
"Bendi said, I am you, and you are me, now do you believe it?"
While the shadow man was talking, the dragon robe on his body began to change. After a while, it became the same shirt and sweatpants as Zuo Yan.
Then he became fat little by little in front of Zuo Yan. It didn't take long for a guy who looked exactly like him in front of Zuo Yan.
When he was almost gone, the shadow man asked, "Now you can be trusted?"
Zuo Yan nodded solemnly, in fact, when the shadow man was in front of Zuo Yan, he became a little fat and became his appearance.
has made Zuo Yan have to believe his words, he is really the shadow man, and the shadow man is the slimmed down self.
So now Zuo Yan has an idea, it turns out that he is not congenitally disabled. "Sure enough, fat people are all potential stocks, netizens should be sincere and don't deceive me!"
Zuo Yan tried to lose weight a long time ago, but he gave up halfway for various reasons, and he never achieved effective weight loss.
After he made up his mind to lose weight, he lost more and more weight, and since then he has directly rejected his idea of losing weight, but now it is different.
"Hold the grass, am I so handsome when I lose weight?" Zuo Yan thought about the shadow man's appearance just now, that is, his own appearance.
There was a burst of ecstasy in his heart, and now he was no longer a "pig brother and flower girl"! At the same time, he also made up his mind to lose weight again.
He wants to let those guys who complain that he is a fat pig and see how his brother Yan looks like Pan An.
It's more important to let your sister know that she is no worse than her. Little by little, he will surpass her, both from the outside and from the inside.
"It's been so long since I've thought about it, it's time for my salted fish to turn over!"
When Fat Zuo Yan was excited in his heart, the shadow Zuo Yan felt the things of his current YY in front of him, and he was speechless and helpless for a while.