Chapter 306: I want to be your brother-in-law
What kind of eyesight do you people have? The knife dealer shouted, "Hurry up and show the nobleman a seat." ”
Seeing the turn of the peak, the residents were enthusiastic, and they were busy moving tables and chairs.
Dao Xing asked, "You haven't had lunch yet, have you?" ”
The change of the knife line made Shi Yanshan not very adaptable, but he still answered honestly: "No, I ate late for breakfast." "I watched a play, and my stomach was hungry.
"You're not afraid of poison, are you?" This is as natural as asking others if they have taboos.
"My brother and I are not afraid, the two of them ......"
Without waiting for Shi Yanshan to finish speaking, Dao Xing clapped his hands, "Those two uncles ......"
"Huh?!" Shi Yanshan glared.
"Hey...... The two younger brothers are blessed and bring me my potpourri brew. ”
"I'll go." "Called Hua'er" disappeared with a smoke.
Luo Youcheng whispered a few words to the Five Seconds brothers, and the brothers walked towards the gate of the settlement.
The knife walked up to Nima, took the knife from his hand, placed it on a chair, and dusted it off his clothes with his hands. "Gao Zu, why didn't you predict the identities of your two younger brothers? Look at this oolong. ”
"Hmph." Dao Qixiang can't look at this great-grandson now, don't look at him.
Dao Xing explained awkwardly: "When people are old, they have the temper of children. ”
The old man and the great-grandson of the knife are not fake, but if you want to talk about the characteristics of old children, there is no one at all. It is said that people are old and fine, but in terms of using their brains, the great-grandson of the knife line can't catch up with him.
The stools were brought and the tables were set. Three large round tables were set up, and the residents not only had to arrange their own seats. On weekdays, I am busy and only eat two meals a day. It's rare to get together today, so naturally I have to add a meal at noon.
Men and women who can cook have long been busy in the kitchen under the instruction of the old man. They have tried their best to find less toxic ingredients based on their own experience, but they still have no idea in their hearts, if they poison the nobleman, the hope of getting rid of the bitter life will also die.
The knife shop invited Luo Youcheng and Shi Yanshan to sit down and sit next to the old man of the knife.
Although Dao Qixiang was not angry because of his great-grandson, the nobleman couldn't slack off, he was about to talk to Luo Youcheng, and the bastard Sun thief spoke again.
"Brother, that Goddess Jiang...... What does your second sister say about me? "The knife is like a fly, rubbing his hands constantly, very nervous and frightened.
Shi Yanshan said: "Scoundrels, you can't go to the lobby." ”
Dao Xing was shocked: "Impossible, I behaved well in front of her, she couldn't say that about me." ”
Only then did Luo Youcheng understand, no wonder the second sister didn't have a [negative] evaluation of the swordsman, this product was hard enough. Luo Youcheng looked at him playfully, but Dao Xing's mind was all on Goddess Jiang, and he didn't care about the other party's expression.
"There's a question I haven't figured out, you are in Rongcheng, but your second sister is in Yunnan Province......"
Shi Yanshan interrupted Dao Xing's words: "My brother has already said my second sister's nickname just now, do you remember?" ”
"Imperial ...... Breezy. ”
"What do you mean by the wind, do you know?"
"Quick, it's too fast."
"It's not over? My second sister wanted to go wherever she wanted. ”
Shi Yanshan has a second sister in one mouth, in fact, he has never seen the second sister herself, but his daughter-in-law has seen it. The pillow is blown by the wind, the image of the second sister
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It becomes more and more vivid and full.
"No wonder I couldn't find her when I went the second time." Dao Xing tilted his head to look at the sky, his expression was annoyed, "I regretted it at the time, and my intestines were so blue with regret." The first time I saw her, why should I be so reserved? If you're bold, it's all your brother-in-law now. ”
"Ha, you're not playing." Shi Yanshan poured cold water on him.
Dao Xing was not angry at all, immersed in his own little world, "For the sake of the Wind Fairy, I want to change the name of my sword technique,...... It's called a wind knife, what do you think? ”
Luo Youcheng saw that he was entertaining himself like a two-hundred-and-five, and he didn't bother to take care of him.
"It's about the same as a skin-throwing knife." Shi Yanshan snorted.
"It's also ha, who knows which one lacks virtue will change my name behind my back." Ignoring Shi Yanshan's angry eyes, Dao Xing fell into deep thought: "Gale Knife...... Cloak knife...... Wind Riding Knife ...... Fufeng knife ......"
Thinking of this, Dao Xing's eyes lit up: "Fufeng knife, Fufeng knife method, and the wind fairy rely on each other, absolutely it, that's it." I also have to change my nickname, Wind Swordsman, Wind Fairy, a perfect match, wahahaha. ”
"Neuropathy."
"Idiot."
Luo Youcheng, the two brothers, jumped a sentence by themselves.
Dao Xing's temper was very good at the moment, and he began to rub his hands again: "If I join your forces, I will be able to meet the Wind Fairy." ”
Luo Youcheng said angrily: "I don't dare to ask you to be a dog." ”
"It's not outside, it's not." Dao Xing pointed at Luo Youcheng and laughed, "This time is different from the past, I am your brother-in-law, what is it to run errands for my uncle?" There's no shame in it, right? There's no shame in it, right? ”
The knife shop spread his hands and looked around happily.
The melon eaters glanced at each other. Just now, the knife handle and the nobleman committed a crime, and I can't help it. Now the knife handle and the nobleman climb relatives, so you have to help.
"No shame."
"How can you be ashamed, that's glory."
"A family helps a family, no shame, long face."
Dao Xing was very satisfied with this effect, and turned his head to look at Luo Youcheng flatteringly: "This time, I can join." ”
Luo Youcheng didn't smile, "Your turn is too fast, I'm frightened." ”
Dao Xing hurriedly said: "It's my brother's fault to make my brother frightened." In this way, I will tell you what I think clearly, and you should be able to understand my brother. ”
He paused, saw that Luo Youcheng's expression was quite natural, and continued:
"I'm so happy when I come back and listen to Gao Zu. Finally, I can ignore these rough men and rough girls, and I can pursue my own happiness. They can go, but I can't. If you join the forces, you can't help yourself, how can you have time to find fairies, right? I'm going to make you hate me and annoy me. With my ancestor's prophecy skills, you will also treat these people well, won't you? ”
Dao Xing said bitterly: "But who knows, God actually sent the goddess's younger brother to me, one or two." ”
Dao Xing's face changed again, and he said with a hippie smile: "Do you say it's fate?" Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was not warm, he spread his hands again and looked around, "Everyone said that it was fate?" ”
The ladies shouted together, "Ape dung, ape dung." ”
"You've learned to change faces, right?" Shi Yanshan suddenly realized that this product was cheaper than Shang Shiyin.
Dao Xing: "How can that, the change of face is fake, brother, I really reveal it." Heaven and earth can be learned, brother, I am sincere to the wind fairy, everything I do,
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It's all for the fairies. ”
Shi Yanshan: "You joined just to soak my second sister?" ”
"Hmm."
"Pull it down. My second sister will definitely look down on you, and when the time comes, she will break up in two and hurt her feelings. ”
"No, how do you know if you don't try? In the ear market, when the fairy looked at me, I knew that ......" knife shop had sold a pass, and his eyes swept to "call Hua'er".
"Called Hua'er" hurriedly stabbed Dao Xing's shoulder with his fingers, "What's wrong with her eyes?" What's wrong with her eyes? You say the handle of the knife. "Don't look at the "call Hua'er" has a bad brain, and he is still very competent to be a praiser.
Dao Xing propped his hands on the table and said mysteriously: "She doesn't hate me, hahaha." ”
"Neuropathy, not hating and liking are two different things."
"Not hating means I have a chance. Two brothers, you have to help me with this, I must join your forces. ”
Luo Youcheng, who had been watching Shi Yanshan and Dao Xing sing rival scenes, finally spoke: "My power is not just coming when you want to, leaving when you want. It's okay to join, but you need to sign a minimum of 50 years of agreement. ”
"Hahaha, there are fairies, what is fifty years, sign for life."
"I won't help with the second sister, but if my second sister promises you, I won't object."
"That's how it should be, happiness has to be created with your own hands......" Dao Xing looked left and right, and saw Nima standing next to the old man Dao, "Nima, are you right?" ”
Seeing the harmonious atmosphere, Nima was relieved, and he said happily: "Yes, happiness depends on both hands, happy yourself before having a daughter-in-law, and happy daughter-in-law after having a daughter-in-law." ”
The people of the settlement were all in high spirits, and a few rolled under the table with laughter.
Luo Youcheng didn't think it was funny, he must have entered an insane asylum, but even Shi Yanshan was holding his stomach and laughing. Maybe the old man will be normal, turning his head, he saw the old man smiling like an old chrysanthemum and wrinkling his face.
Shi Yanshan laughed enough, and said to Luo Youcheng: "I have a different opinion. ”
The inhabitants of the settlement, as if professionally trained, "quacked" and silenced. The laughter of Hua'er was particularly piercing, and he rolled on the ground. The man next to him kicked him, he looked up, immediately got up, and stood motionless behind the knife shop.
"Brother, the agreement is not signed casually, who knows if he can do it, if he wants to pull a waste back, we have to support him for a lifetime."
A man is most afraid of others saying that he can't do it, and knife shop is no exception, not to mention that he also has a "line" in his name.
"Little brother, I don't like to hear what you say, what do you mean? You draw a way, and the martial arts of the text are up to you. ”
"Don't mess around with relatives, you can really catch up with the second sister. The second sister can beat me ten, if you can't even beat me, die that heart as soon as possible. "Shi Yanshan saw the prophecy relief painting yesterday, and he was looking forward to this one, and he was impatient to wait.
Dao Xing slapped the table: "Okay, I'm here today, I'm going to lose today, and I'll listen to you for the rest ......of my life" Suddenly, he sniffled, "What smell?" ”
Turning his head to look, he saw that the two attendants of the "younger brothers" were directing the artificial intelligence to put dishes on the table, and there was a large stack of food boxes on the handling intelligence behind them.
"It smells so good." All the people were sniffling.
Luo Youcheng smiled and asked, "Is it to experience our life first?" Or do you fight first? ”
Dao Xing sat upright on the chair, "Experience it first, and only when you are full will you have the strength to fight." ”
Shi Yanshan rubbed his stomach and didn't object.
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