Section 17 Rainbow Paradise vs. Chengguan Commando
As soon as I heard that the chengguan was coming, I saw that Cai Lao Er immediately turned off the gas, took out a pressure cooker from the car and buckled it on his head, and jumped over the armrest of the car with another tiger leap, but the round body had an invisiblely lightness. Cai Lao Er didn't care that the oil in the pot was still frying, and he lifted the handrail and pushed the car forward.
"Hey! I haven't paid yet! Lu Zihao shouted at Cai Laoer.
"The chengguan is here, don't want money!" Cai Lao Ertou didn't look back and ran away wearing a pressure cooker, and at this time, the chengguan got down from the blue-skinned small light truck, and the captain led by him looked like a bandit, and he looked like a reactionary. The captain of the city management scolded directly at the panicked street: "Damn, it's this group of people again, smash me!" The captain of the city management gave an order, and the people behind rushed up, and I don't know which unlucky fruit seller walked slowly, and suddenly the board car was overturned, the fruit was spilled on the ground, and the vendor also collapsed to the ground. The group of people slammed and slammed the already panicked backstreet into a psychotic episode, bordering on madness. It was a vigorous scene, with chickens flying and dogs jumping, and apples, oranges, bananas, oden, lamb skewers, and old hens were skewered everywhere in the air......
Hey, wait, how can there be an old hen, strange.
When the old man who sold mutton skewers saw this situation, he was so frightened that he threw the stall directly, and ran behind Cai Lao Er wearing an iron pot. As he ran, he asked, "I said, where did we come from in the countryside?" ”
"Don't mention it, every time this chengguan captain fails on this blind date, he will come to this backstreet to discourage, this is the fifteenth time! I don't know what's so good about our girl here, so he's just looking for it here! Cai Lao Er straightened the pressure cooker that was crooked by the apple, and replied while pushing the cart.
"This bastard deserves not to get a wife!" The old man scolded angrily, took a handful of stinky tofu from Cai Er's car and ran away, at this time Cai Lao Er couldn't take care of so much, it was better to quickly push the car to a safe place!
Su Xin and a girl saw the sweeping posture of the city management devil, and hid in Lu Zihao's arms in fright, hugged Lu Zihao tightly, forgetting the embarrassment between men and women for a while, Lu Zihao protected Su Xin tightly, and at the same time paid attention to the things flying around, but they couldn't hit Su Xin's body. Walking slowly all the way, Lu Zihao's heart moved, how good it would be if it was like this forever! Finally, Lu Zihao escorted Su Xin to the milk tea shop just now, and then Su Xin realized that she was too close to Lu Zihao, so she quickly let go of Lu Zihao, and stood there with her eyes in her eyes. It's still a regular business, and the bubble tea shop on the side of the road still circulates a small and fresh "Only You Know My Heart", completely ignoring the chaos on the road. It's as peaceful as ever.
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I'll hold your hand behind you
You are not allowed to be shy and sleepwalk happily with me
Gently touch your head and go for a walk in the park
Leaning his head on my chest and listening to the beat
I want to fulfill every little wish you make
No matter how far away the dream is, plant my wish
Every little oath I have made will not change
No matter how difficult the road is, I will protect you all
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The atrocities of the chengguan alarmed the rainbow paradise on the road, and as soon as the chengguan came, Zi Mao secretly carried a few handfuls of bananas on the roadside stall and prepared to run, but was caught by the red hair, "Damn, what are you running, don't betray our soul as a hooligan!" Spreading wild in Lao Tzu's territory is not the same as urinating on Lao Tzu's head! Walk! Fight violence with violence! With a move of the red-haired hand, everyone took off their clothes one after another, revealing the weapons hidden at their waists, and it seemed that they were ready to fight with the chengguan.
“Let’s-go!” Huang Mao rushed to the front, and couldn't control himself from showing off a sentence in English.
"Shit! don't fucking think you will!" Hongmao Mao came up and kicked Huangmao, and also showed off a sentence of English, which was regarded as a warm-up first.
The momentum of the seven people is like a rainbow, the sun rushes from the back, and the rainbow heaven with the light on the back looks at a glance, which makes people instantly feel that the original villain can also be so positive.
"People who maintain social stability listen to me, we are the scum of society, you have the ability to come at us, what kind of bullshit is to smash other people's stalls!" Hongmao waved the iron rod in his hand and shouted at the chengguan who was smashing around.
"Damn it, where did a group of deflated people dare to scold me for shit!" The captain of the city management rolled up his sleeves and walked towards Hongmao in figure-eight steps, and Hongmao stretched out his hand to stop the person behind him, meaning that this is handed over to him, and you deal with others. The heads of the six rushed over one after another. Only the game between the red hair and the captain of the city management remains.
The red hair took a deep breath, as if it was carrying qigong, and rushed towards the captain of the city management with an iron rod, at this time, a little earth dog was strung out of nowhere, and the red hair just rushed to the front of the captain of the city management, and was tripped by the little earth dog, and the little earth dog was made to howl, and the red hair lost his center of gravity and fell to the captain of the city guard, so he took advantage of the situation to press the captain of the city to the ground. Hongmao immediately got up, waved the iron rod and prepared to fight, suddenly felt that his hand was much lighter, and when he turned his head, he found that he was holding a chicken leg in his hand, "Huh? Where's my guy? The red hair looked confused, it seems that the iron rod has fallen down just now, and it is too late to find it at this critical juncture, the chicken leg is the chicken leg, the red hair is the chicken leg and stuffed it into the mouth of the chengguan captain, and then it was a random beating, and the chengguan captain was not to be outdone, and soon the two of them became a mess.
"Call you wild!"
"it!"
"Call you wild!"
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“come-on! come-on!” The yellow hair on the side was holding a nunchuck, learning Bruce Lee's movements, jumping around and provoking the other party, and the red hair was not here, and he was relieved to show off his English boldly. Suddenly, Huang Mao accidentally stepped on a banana peel on the ground and was thrown to the ground. When the other party saw it, he immediately rushed up and beat him violently.
At this time, a city manager sneakily hid next to the fruit stall and said to the walkie-talkie: "Call the headquarters, ask for reinforcements, we met a group of crazy people from the circus during law enforcement, the location is in ......"
"I'll you!" Lan Mao appeared from behind at some point, smashed a watermelon on the head of the chengguan, snatched the walkie-talkie from the chengguan, threw it on the ground and stepped on it a few times.
In this way, the backstreets were dark, dusty, ghosts cried wolves, chickens flew and dogs jumped. I don't know who beat him to the door of the milk tea shop, his nose and face are swollen, there are chicken feathers everywhere, and there is an old hen on his fluffy head. After Su Xin saw it, she hid behind Lu Zihao again. The red hair was just about to get up and fight again, but stopped again.
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Honey no, what will be immortal, but I love for a long time
Your beautiful eyes, no one can guess, send your puppet
It accompanies me as I mature
Don't think too much, I don't want much
Every minute, every second, please
Does anyone feel like me, so silent\
With a little clumsiness
It's like you've never shown me your loss
I didn't think too much about it, time told me
Spring, summer, autumn and winter four moments
No one loves me as much as you do, you are shy and silent
With a little bit of shyness
It's like my sadness, and I never hide it from you
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"After listening to this song, I seem to have found the feeling of my first love again. I think it's better to download it first. Hongmao then reached out and took out the copycat iphone17 generation from his pocket, turned on the recording function, and recorded the song. The body also shook to the rhythm of the music, completely ignoring the clucking of the old hen on her head.
Hongmao saw Su Xin and Lu Zihao's intimate appearance, and mistakenly thought that they were a couple, and they were sad again, as if they thought of some sad past. The red hair raised his head and said to Lu Zihao: "What a match, cherish the person you love in front of you, young man!" ”
Lu Zihao heard Hongmao's words, and his heart was so sweet that he fell into the sugar jar, and he couldn't help but look at Su Xin and smile slightly.
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I keep every little wish of yours in my heart
The thoughtfulness given to you at all times, time imprints the moment
Give your little love, like the sweetness of a can
No matter how far away it will always be, I will protect you all
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Finally "downloaded", the red hair put away the copycat iphone17 generation, the old hen, and killed the past.